Why aren't you holding her /a/?

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>>161782733
I wish I could, Anon...I wish I could...

>>161782733
She's not real ;_;

No way in hell I get in the robot.

>>161782888
Replace the word 'robot' with 'girls' and you've just summed up /a/

>>161782733
I don't touch deranged subhumans.

>>161782733

I would, but she won't drink my piss so I know she doesn't love me.

>>161782733
because shes not real

Because she doesn't exist and neither do I

>>161782733

I am. from behind, while i forcefully slid my cock up her ass, smacking her ass if she dares resist.

Because I don't bother with psychopaths who celebrate the death of their friends.

>>161782733

Who wants to read my lemon of Asuka getting raped?

>>161782733
Because she's Shit

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Because she's from another dimension.

>>161782733
I got over her and just let her be these days.

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>>161782733
Because i would rather hold pic related

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>>161787477

>>161786654
Hear hear!

>>161782733
Because her suffering makes me hard

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Because she doesn't exist any tangible or meaning ful way.

Even if she did exist, how would it work out? Do I end up in the Eva universe? Well what the fuck do I do then, am I selected to be a pilot? Do I end up becoming peggy the pirate or do I just get crushed to death? Or am I some rando that gets his home destroyed when she is fighting a Angel?

Or does she end up in reality as we currently know it? How the fuck would I even find her, never mind the language barrier.

>>161782733
Because I want her to die.

>>161782733
I can't cuck moot (pbuh).

>>161782888
>Robot

>>161788740
chill out man
dont have to pick it apart like that

>>161782733
Rei's better, Oedipus complex be damned.

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How come anime people feel more real than 3D people?

I think of Asuka as a more human individual than any real girl I have ever met. It's like 3D people are written by really shitty fanfiction authors.

This shit doesn't adds up.

>>161789992
Good female characters are carefully crafted by skilled writers and designers.

Actual real people are just sat in front of television and sent to school by shitty absentee parents until they've incubated for 18 years. It's a miracle that most of them end up more sentient than an NPC.

>>161788163

You sure, because i have the final chapter of Special Delivery ready to go.

>>161782733
I would give her a deep hug, alright?

>>161782733
Same answer as always anon.

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Sorry I don't like to hold people with cunt as their only personality trait

I am real, but also, I don't want to hug teenage girls I don't know because I am a man and that shit gets weird fast.

>>161789992
>how come fictional people are more like real people
>real people are less like real people than fictional people
Anon, I think it is just that you are autistic and can only understand emotions and feelings if they are abstractly exaggerated

>>161782733
>Why aren't you holding her /a/?
I don't watch normie animes. I only watch good shit like naruto, gundam, and nichijou.

>>161782733
Just took a laxative, should stop holding her pretty soon now.