It has come to our attention that a number of anons have gone

>>161711321
Congratulations on making the worst un-ironic post of August. Contendership was weak until you came along.

>>161711379
thanks it came to me in a dream

File: 2123245353636363.png (1MB, 1278x718px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1278x718px

Later tonight, listen to our special report: Young Ladies and Classic Rock. Tune in for our investigation into how a new generation has taken an interest in vinyl records and classic rock of the 70s & 80s, and how virtually all of them are young gradeschool girls who seem to be turning in their pink pony dresses for Pink Floyd. Stay tuned.

>>161711236
Stay safe, this is really getting dangerous lately, I can't even go outside without hearing laughs of little girls behind me, it's like I'm being stalked, I'm scared to go to work tomorrow.

File: 1481761604577.jpg (232KB, 850x1200px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 850x1200px

>>161711321
>normie
People like you, then?

File: loli_rock_basement.jpg (116KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 1280x720px

>>161711236
Yes, what sort of silly Onii-chan would believe there are rock CDs in a van.
The real ones are all in basements. If a cute little girl invites you down to look at her collection, don't miss your chance!

Lel, possibly the most epic meme of all 4chan

File: 1491831800551.jpg (196KB, 798x826px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 798x826px

Reminder to not listen to anti-loli propaganda, lolis are cute, little, friendly and would never do something bad to a delicious looking onii-chan like you.

File: Not_fcac44_6253145.gif (86KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 640x360px

I love you guys but if I pass up this chance I'll regret it for the rest of my life.

>>161711680
W-why are they looking at me like that?

>>161711680
This, we're not going to hurt you.

File: Altair.png (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>161711680
I'm not sure if I'm actually delicious, but if my good friend Anon says lolis are fine, then I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.

>>161711321
>normie
Fuck off normalfag.

>>161711680
>>161711836
It's already past your bedtime, go to sleep lolis, no one will fall for your pro-loli propaganda.

>>161711890
Sleep with one eye open tonight anon.

I heard a rumour that if you're bitten by a loli, you turn into one. Is it true?

File: 1451049863064.jpg (508KB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

508KB, 2560x1440px

>>161711890
I won't go to bed without you niisan

File: deja vu loli abduction.jpg (76KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 600x450px

>>161711236

File: 1503440696117.png (71KB, 446x333px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 446x333px

>>161712134
It's like they become stronger by the days, is there any way to fight back or are we just dead meat?

File: van.png (189KB, 479x384px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 479x384px

Please inform the police if you happen to see this vehicle.

>>161712257
Why did you have to remind me

File: DORIFUTO.jpg (27KB, 318x172px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 318x172px

>>161712185
I don't care much about beer or rock, but if a loli let me drive her 86 I would let her whatever she wants with me.

>>161711236
I should be safe as long as they don't know about my love of Jackie Chan movies

File: large.gif (1MB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x500px

>>161712257
T-that's the van that killed my friend when she crossed the road after confessing her feelings for me.

>>161712359
If you haven't heard of him for a few days, how do you know this happened to him?
This is really suspicious.

File: 1503877094905.png (42KB, 499x338px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 499x338px

>>161711321
>normie

>>161712415
I don't know what you're talking about anon, unyathing happened today, or this whole week!

>>161712359
Oh shit tthey got this anon as well.

>>161712367
What's your favorite one?

>>161712678
I like Who am I? the best.

File: 1496886000013.jpg (235KB, 2048x1425px) Image search: [Google]

235KB, 2048x1425px

YAMERO

File: 3e160c46a284c0df8296c6d4abd99878.png (319KB, 429x637px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 429x637px

>>161712930
That's one dangerous situation.

>>161712930
Police later found his glasses in a pool of blood but no body was ever recovered in the search

File: cheese.png?resize=283%2C200.png (116KB, 283x200px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 283x200px

Friendly reminder to ALWAYS keep loli repellent at hand to avoid situations like this.

>>161712930
What would you do in this situation /a/?

>>161713111
You sick fuck

>>161713126
Accept my fate.

File: 1503831836596.jpg (62KB, 690x670px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 690x670px

>>161713111

>>161713126
let go, there is no hope

Some nice looking girls have opened a shop near me offering Bob Seger and Steve Miller dakimakuras. Maybe I'll check it out.

>>161713126
There's no escape at this point. They have me in their sights so I'm a dead-man walking

>>161712134
What if they accidentally bit their own tongue, do we get super lolis?
Is that how oppai lolis originated

>>161712930
What are they holding? I've never seen anything like that before

>>161713295
Beyblades.

>>161713126
Throw candy.
Run away, hope they don't follow.

>>161713295
Yoyo.

File: 32852297acd28679ea4cdc2b7cb6171e.png (1MB, 1280x824px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x824px

>>161713295
loli grenades, they all carry one of those in Japan in their randoseru

>>161713317
Those fighting tops? Doesn't attaching them to a necklace defeat the point?

>>161713269
>What if they accidentally bit their own tongue
Binary fission.
That's how loli twins are born.

File: 1415904995310.gif (93KB, 255x255px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 255x255px

>>161713347
>>161713349
Don't pull this boku no picu tier shit on me you little fucks, I'm not asking for a rec
Tell me what it is, or Akari~n gets it.

File: 1464160035744.png (73KB, 328x404px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 328x404px

>>161712134
What happens if you bite a loli?

>>161713269
>What if they accidentally bit their own tongue
May God have mercy on our souls.

File: 1499588362822.jpg (217KB, 809x502px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 809x502px

>>161713434
If you don't know what that is, then you haven't watched enough anime, you nimrod.

>>161713458
Dunno, I can't talk with the dead.

File: e45666550c0dc1f21a90d8e068876ea5423b5227_hq.jpg (74KB, 952x1024px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 952x1024px

>>161713458
You go to prison and get harassed by loli wardens

>>161713126
Bribe then with all the candy they can eat.

>>161713503
I've watched hundreds of shows at the very least. If you mean that I haven't read enough loli doujins, then yeah, you got me.

>>161713544
>I've watched hundreds of shows
All worthless if none taught you about the lolis' most powerful weapon.

>>161713269
Are you telling me that Hachikuji keeps multiplying? Oh boy.

File: 002.jpg (456KB, 1280x1887px) Image search: [Google]

456KB, 1280x1887px

>>161713526
I mean, oh the horror.

File: 1451609440861.png (773KB, 902x896px) Image search: [Google]

773KB, 902x896px

Phew, I-I'm safe! I think this one is a-ok!

>>161713434
Pretty sure those cause an alarm to go off when pulled fully.

>>161713750
It's a trap. She means 20 months. Get out of there anon.

>>161713722
have you never watched her OP?

I get the joke about beer, but why rock music? It's not like you lure in a loli with pop songs. Shouldn't the loli try to lure in men with anime or manga anyways since this is /a/?

>>161714496
Just things that oniichans in general would like.

>>161711236
>stealth pedo thread
Eww.

>>161714595
When the lolis come for you don't say we didn't earn you

>>161714725
*warn

>>161714725
Don't reply to me, pedo weirdo.

>>161714783
Someone's a little defensive

File: e65cd170c38652240760259a8098c80e.jpg (274KB, 571x1005px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 571x1005px

Lolis are too sexy, they have done things to me. I can't even see old hags as females anymore.

>>161714920
Maybe you are gay?

File: 1499385082383.png (2MB, 1746x2523px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1746x2523px

>>161714981
I don't think you quite understand the meaning of the word "gay". Gays are people who are attracted to people of the same gender.
I'm a male and I get sexually aroused by lolis, which are female. Therefore, I'm heterosexual.

>>161715101
I don't know anon. You look pretty gay to me.

File: 1492756436254.jpg (1MB, 2440x3370px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2440x3370px

>>161715165
I'm not sure how you know what I look like, nor why you are so obsessed with me being gay, but I can assure you that I only get erect to lolis' soft bodies.
Sorry to disappoint if you're a homosexual who's interested in me, but I don't believe that's the case.

>>161715266
It's fine, anon. I will not judge you for being gay, like at least youre not a pedoshit. Be happy.

File: 1482315897807.jpg (515KB, 1920x2158px) Image search: [Google]

515KB, 1920x2158px

>>161715336
>at least youre not a pedoshit
Indeed. I'm actually a lolicon. I masturbate solely to 2D lolis.

>>161715386
I know, I know it's difficult to accept you were a uke all along, but don't be too hard to yourself. Just accept who you really are and go for it. Good luck!

File: 1393980885003.jpg (547KB, 648x1080px) Image search: [Google]

547KB, 648x1080px

>>161715509
You sound like a fujo.
I suppose that explains why you are so jealous of lolis.
Please, don't be so harsh with yourself, it is quite literally impossible to compete with these cute little angels.

File: 149753657839.jpg (7KB, 225x252px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 225x252px

WHERE IS THE JAPANESE TRUCK DRIVER ,ONLY HIM CAN SAVE US !!

>>161711321
trying a little too hard to fit in there bornafter2000-kun

>>161714920
You fell into their tricks anon, I'm sorry, but you're gonna live as a loli lover forever.