Make a contract with me and become a magical girl /a/!

I want a futa penis.

I wish for a mountain of handkerchiefs.

For Homura to be physically legal

>>161626651
I want to become a magical girl

>>161626651
I want to fuck a magical girl. How can this be arranged?

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>>161626651
>!QBbBbBB

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>>161626651
to be homura

>>161626651
For my soul to never be corrupted, tainted, or warped in any way i deem negative.

>>161627250
>changes the way you view things
nothing personnel kid

>>161627285
I phrased it as in a way i currently deem negative

>>161626651
i wish madoka was well written with deep and or interesting characters

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>>161627484
That would require a rewrite, you moron

>>161627484
>>161627632
What a bunch of retards.

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>>161626651
I wish your entire species died in an excruciating way. Immediately.

>>161626651
I want the ability to start and stop time

>>161626651
Mami's head.

madokanorms hang themselves

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I wish for a taste.

>>161626651
To be an eternal loli.

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>>161626651
fucking your tight furry ass

I wish for AN ACTUAL CONCLUSION TO THE SERIES

I want to die

I wish for ______________________more wishes_______________

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>>161628500
Oh man I finally found a use for this image

That my nieces friend never says anything about the sex we have had.

That's it.

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>>161626651
I want to die and be freed of the cycle of Life and Death.

Please, I want all traces of my Self to be annihilated from the entire Multiverse; I wish for the sweet Nothingness of Annihilation

I wish I was kyubey

I want to fuck 3 more races of children before I retire in 6 years.

>>161629425
You want to fuck >>161628500 ?

>>161626651
can I read the contract first? aside from my wish do I get health insurance and a college funding? What about vacations? I need to know these little details before signing a contract with an eldritch abomination

>>161626651
I want every cute girl to love me.

I wish for unlimited genies to grant me more wishes.

To have the next anon who posts in this thread to have of his teeth turn into miniature functional glans.

>>161626651
my wish is to delete all incubators from existence

>>161626651
I wish for the heat death of the Universe to speed up.

>>161629898
congratulations, you transformed into a stuffed animal, enjoy

>>161630000
>haha im so clever

>>161630040
nigga was your wish granted or not?

>>161626651
I want a body that is indestructible under any and all circumstances and an ageless and immortal existence. Also, the greatest talent in magic and youth, and a self-creating harem of the highest quality beauties.

>>161630092
It wasn't, retard. Not all cute girls like stuffed animals.

>>161629948
Do you get a mouthful of cum if you rub your teeth together?

>>161630126
If a girl doesn't like stuffed animals she can't be cute

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Make my waifu real.

>>161626651
I wish to be a version of myself that would never need to resort to a wish.

>>161630185
>she falls in love with another who can love better than you ever will

>>161626651
Omnipotence, I then grant myself omniscience, omnipresence, and omnibenevolence

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Turn me into this girl

To be raped and enslaved by Homura

>>161630158
I wish for you to kill yourself.

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>>161630244

You want to turn into gum?

>>161626651
Can't believe no one posted this yet.
I wish for infinite wishes.

>>161630463
>>161629909

I want to be the cutest magical girl

>>161631800
Every other magical girl drops dead.

Even the ugly ones.

>>161630406
>wasting a wish to kill an anon
That's dumb

>>161626651
I want money.

>>161627484
>he didn't get it
oh i'm laughin

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>>161628713
Rebellion is a perfect conclusion, you pleb.
>>161630244
Himiko Toga is overwhelmingly the best girl. None even compare.

>>161626651
>>161626651
i am magical boy mi wish is i want to marry aliceteria or

>>161626651
>>161626651
my wish is sasuke marries with madoka homura marries with luffy

>>161626651
I wish that Urobuchi Gen had never recovered.

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>>161628500
>>161628903
Post QB abuse.

>>161632415
>Rebellion is a perfect conclusion, you pleb.
How is it any kind of conclusion, let alone a perfect one? Nothing is resolved. The series itself was a perfect conclusion, all the loose ends were tied up, now you have them hanging all over the place.

>>161630000
>>161630233
That's not how Kyubey's wish's work. He grants you what you ask for the way you ask for. It's just you still end up miserable because people don't think shit through and consider the price they are going to have to pay.

>>161634838
>He grants you what you ask for the way you ask for. It's just you still end up miserable because people don't think shit through and consider the price they are going to have to pay.

Mami only asked to live and it's not like she ever got punished on that.
Ended up as a loner in the later timelines (solely because of Homura's interference) but she did pretty well for herself in the original as well as the final timeline.

>>161626651
My favorite singer comes out of retirement.

>>161626651

My wish is for Mami Kawada to stay retired.

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EVERYTHING WRONG

>>161634662
Why do people constantly try to meme into existence a rivalry between Madoka and Eva?

>>161634774
It fixed two dangling threads at the end of the series
>Homura would never be OK with Madoka sacrificing herself. Homuras entire character is her trying to save Madoka from this fate. She just spent the last 12 years, and 100 attempts, trying to realize this goal. Since she isn't immediately turning into a witch, she has not yet given up on this goal. Rebellion shows the final form of this desire.
>Homura told Kyubey about Madoka's existence at the end of the series, and admitted that she was the reason why the incubators energy returns were garbage. Did you not think that the incubators would follow up on this?

I wish tripfags never existed

>>161626651
I wish nobodies wish comes true.

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>>161626651
i wish to posses (with full knowledge of how to use and the capacity to do so) rule breaker

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either to be a girl
or bring back hitler

>>161626651
But I am not a girl. No one here is.

>>161626651
Is becoming a girl included in the package and is it only during transformations? I'd like to become a beautiful girl with a functioning vagina and uterus but still have the ability to grow a futa dick whenever necessary.

>>161636357
You only become a girl if your wish is to specifically become a girl, and in that case it's a permanent transformation

>>161636170
There are girls that do browse this unknowingly to men. You are one of them.

>>161636170

So what? The terms are, you become a Magical Girl in exchange for your wish, your previous status isn't defined.

>>161636170
Male spotted. Leave us grills.

>>161626651
I wish to become cuter than all of the magical sluts in this thread combined.

>>161636744
I am used to only magical girls being contracted that I ignored that part.

>>161638165
Makes sense. Girls are bakas. Look at Sayaka. I shall call you Sayaka for being a baka.

>>161626651
I wish to be healthy again.

I have no wish, I just want to battle.

>>161626651
I wish to retain my human mind and body even if I become a witch

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I already have a better contract

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>>161639019
Do not bully megucas while using them to bully tripfags.

>>161639203
Why not go to war?

>>161639310
Didnt your name start with s? You are now going to be called Sayaka.

I wish to be Madara Uchiha and I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan

I'd wish that I could become 2D and meet my waifu.

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>>161626651
『THE WORLD』 is all i want

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>>161635156
I think Mami made the best wish. It let her live and didn't interfere on others. The most dominant good magical girl, more than most can take, so she's somewhat alone at the top and semi crazy for it. Sayaka's wish does a lot of good for someone else but Sayaka herself goes crazy for it. Kyouko's wish does good for herself but kills her family. Homura's wish is probably the worst one or at least the most dangerous. It interferes with time and history and keeps making it more messed up. It's like Homura is holding everything else hostage just so she can get Madoka back. Makes her a pretty interesting character though.

>>161636120
Why not wish for being a girl who brings back hitler?