Which's the best reality, /a/?
>>161580120
> not being a loli
None of those look appealing
Hips moving on their own
>You are fat, ugly, smelly and socially retarded.
Insert self-deprecating joke here
>not being a loli
unironically the best option
>>161580120
>no onee-chan/cake/milf option
Shit list, OP; you're a goddamn faggot with shit taste. As usual.
>>161580120
>the last option is an actual official spin off manga.
Fucking lel
>>161580120
Human Tangification Zombie
I'll take Johan, Akagi, Conan, Blackjack, Kanna Endo, Asuka, Urumi Kanzaki, Reinhard, Yang, You Watanabe
Must be fun as hell
>>161580120
These choices aren't very interesting
>>161580120
I'll take the upper middle one, but only if I can exchange mecha for something that's not gay.
get the death note and write that I will die peacefully in my sleep tonight
>>161580120
Suffering loli, need to have sex with a new partner every day.
I'd say the suffering loli or
>not being a loli
sound like the best options to me. Not sure what sort of inconvenience I'd have with the first option though.
>>161580120
>El Psy Congroo
buy bitcoins
>>161580120
Tang is stupid convenient because you get a harem
And "non-fighting" means that it can't be a fighting anime or that the character can't be a fighter?
Basically would someone like Sento Isuzu count?
If she does then: Sento, Haruhi Suzumiya, Junko Enoshima, Hotaru Shidare, Rikka Takanashi, Satania, Sena, Duce, Jabami Yumeko, Mari Kurihara
I wish for the power of shape-shifting to the full extent of my desires: The power to change my physical body as many times I want into any shape or form I want, be it solid, liquid, or gas (and should it be the latter two, I would have the ability to prevent myself from diffusing), regardless of its mass, density, volume, or size. When I transform, the transformations should be painless, quick, subtle (no loud noises/blinding white light to accompany my changing), and simple to execute (that is, thinking in my mind, 'Become a black cat' while picturing what the cat looked like), and when I transform, I should keep all the knowledge and abilities I have (so as to not transform into a mouse and have the brains of a mouse [which would render it impossible for me to change back]), but still retain the ability to take in new information. I should also become unable to change shapes again, such as due to lack of concentration, unless I executed the shapechange in the manner detailed previously (that is, after transforming into a black cat, I stay as that cat until I think in my mind, 'Become a white cat' while picturing what that form looked like, whereupon I would become that form). Furthermore, my self should not be at risk of developing new diseases from my transformations (ex. Turning from a human into a fish, then back again, and developing some new malignant disease from doing so).
>>161582661
>convenient because you get a harem
>He thinks the girls will want him
>>161580120
>not being a loli
Obviously the best option, It doesn't specify the setting, but a colorful fantasy universe would be nice.
>>161580120
>having a post 3rd impact option
>no Tokyo-3 option
Tokyo 3 seems comfy
>>161583875
>colorful fantasy universe would be nice.
As a loli, you have the power to bring happiness to the wherever you go. It's in the dark and dystopian worlds that lolis shine the most.
>>161583012
That doesn't seem like a curse.
I pick Japari Park
>>161580120
I wanna be the very best
I would want to be at Kalos and start with a Turtwig. Marrying Haruka after beating the league.
>>161582640
>Echelon picks up your message
>you get captured by SERN
>No time traveller to save you
You really ought to not underestimate the Rounders.
>>161580120
I'll go with Idolmaster/This Kills the Miura, please. I'm fairly good at singing, and could easily be the lovable genki character. I will not be going for the JAV route, so my group's name will be Lunala, and the first hit would be "A Blanket of Love", naturally gaining popularity due to it being winter.
>>161580120
>2D/3DPD
>3DPD
why
>>161580120
Just fuck my shit up. Give me the suffering.
El Psy Congroo would just fuck me up and i don't have any cute genius scientist to help me
>>161580120
Pokemon, obviously.
>>161586564
The only hope you have on El Psy is literally just joining SERN and using your powers to make it Gamma, otherwise you get captured and tortured to death.
>>161586786
Can at least be Moeka the one torturing me?
>>161586171
Cute.
Would become a fan/10
>>161587057
Nope. It's going to be Nae. Moeka is too disposable to ever be important enough for that.
>>161587120
god damn it
>>161580120
Getting the death note would be great,
in the series light made mistakes after mistakes. In the real world if you don't start killing every next politician or celeb you won't get caught.
>>161587215
yes but its also totally useless compared to becoming a loli.
>>161587153
If you were transported to the Steins;Gate universe you could probably try and get in contact with the Future Gadget Lab. I mean, you probably don't speak any Japanese but that's your best shot at not being killed by SERN.
>>161587271
Kurisu knows english so maybe i'm slightly less fucked but still pretty fucked
>>161587261
>implying that I am not a loli already
>>161580120
>Light gets a magical notebook that kills people for him that allows him to never get caught
>gets caught
Really makes you think
>>161580120
>get death note
>make bill gates commit suicide but control him to give me all of his money
>burn the magical bullshit that could get me caught
He could look over it all he wants, but at most he'd be able to find it suspicious. Without any proof or continuation of suspicious activity I'd be free of any investigation in no time.
>>161587328
It's a shame you don't have the ability to time leap as well. you could probably learn Japanese in that case.
>>161580120
1. El Psy Congroo
2. Get a Potato Chip and Eat It.
3. I Wanna Be The Very Best.
>>161587552
>Not getting in contact with Leskinen and telling him about the time machine and what Kurisu is up to in Japan.
Stratfor vs SERN in an all out war. Also Leskinen has a Japanese-English translator device. So it's probably a good bet to help him out with time travel bullshit and betray him at your leisure.
Anyone choosing anything other than UIW is a faggot and a pleb.
>>161587760
Really? Tell us more about your plan to raise all those imoutos.
Overpowered suffering loli for me. I'd be a 200 year old loli vampire.
My cure would be that if I don't suck blood frequently enough I would go into rage mode and kill all around me.
>>161587932
I will take responsibility and raise them into proper ladies who work in civil service and never get married so they can maintain their purity. Or, in other words
>Reincarnated in Another World As An Upstanding Onii-chan But My Imoutos Are Horny Virgin Office Ladies?!
And I'll take at least 20.
>>161588215
>not getting weaker and more submissive the longer you go on without blood so doujin material can easily happen
>>161588263
But how will you get the money to pay for their needs?
>>161588282
If that happens then the second I can't get any access to blood I'm defeated completely. Doesn't seem that interesting in my opinion if the loli just gets defeated so easily.
>>161588318
Simply take 20000 and sell 19980 sets of organs
minted for life.
>>161580120
I wanna be the very best. If you start in Kanto you have the league almost guaranteed because it's full of scrubs. Then I'll go to Alola to marry Lana.
>>161588263
>never get married so they can maintain their purity
That's just stopping them from having children of their own. Wouldn't you want to see your imoutos happily playing with their children.
>>161588386
>sell 19980 sets of organs minted for life
Worse than Accel. Please, die in a fire.
>>161588359
Hmm. I guess you're kinda right. Maybe you're a certain level of strength higher than normal people for X amount of time, then need to refresh on blood before you become normal levels or weaker?
I feel like there would be a better way to balance out being a loli vampire than losing blood making you go on a rampage, even if it does put a sense of risk towards people close to you which could cause suffering.
>>161588508
>Worse than Accel
I disagree, I actually get something through this act, all Accelerator got was the guilt of killing 10000 clones, whereas I get cash in my pocket.
I'm not just worse than Accel, I'm much worse than Accel.
Make the 199999980 sets of organs Imouto generator, I want to buy a country
>>161588597
Well if I stop replenishing blood then I would become normal which would stop my suffering. Please remember that my suffering depends on the fact that I could go into a rampage and kill all those around me and that I have to replenish my blood all the time.
Is there a way to fuck up being a loli?
Seems like a good option but somehow i feel i would fail at being happy and making others happy.
>>161587215
in real life nobody would ever suspect the heart attacks/deaths were orchestrated by a single person because muh magic isn't real
>>161580256
I don't want to be a loli, I want to FUCK lolis
>>161589128
>Not doing both
The absolute state of /a/
>>161580120
>pokemon world only restricts opposite sex relationships to after you beat the league, not same sex relationships
I go female trainer and instantly seduce this pedodyke champion.
> Not being a loli
Is there even another option?
>>161588839
In any mood, lolis warm and open people's heart. If they are sad, people will try to cheer them up. And when they become happy, people become happy.
Maybe you can get fat, if you only eat cake, though.
>>161580120
>yaMCha option in Jojo
Immediately out Yoshikage Kira, Diavolo, and Pucci to avoid Heaven. After that I don't care
>>161588995
Unless you were killing ceos to shortsell their companies stock. But you could have fun if you were a /pol/ack and never get caught.
Going for despair loli, decide my downside. And maybe a perk.
>>161589370
Who would you be? Koichi? Rohan?
>>161580120
>1/3 of the options you become a girl
Is /a/ gay or something?
>>161580120
The only way for a non jap speaking asshole to even do anything in El Psy Congroo is to get a hold of one of Leskinens translators. Using D-Mail once is a really bad idea unless you can somehow get in contact with a group of people who could protect you from the Rounders. Stratfor (Who would want to use the D-mail for themselves), SERN (Kind of fucking eliminates the point of trying to protect yourself from the Rounders if you join them) or the Future Gadget Lab (You probably don't speak any Japanese so good luck joining the Lab without joining Stratfor first for the translator tech)
>>161580120
I'll take Pokemon but do I really have to go through the whole league thing, I just want to travel the world with my boys pangoro and bowbirb and go out with matsurika.
>>161589446
The downside is that when people listen to your voice there is a 1% chance that they will die. The perk is that you've just been signed by a producer to become Japans next top idol
>>161589446
Whatever you dream while you sleep, becomes real when you wake up.
>>161580120
any in which i get to become a woman
>>161589329
I want to say you are wrong but i can't really remember hating any loli.
>>161589446
Letting out your voice gives you a massive headache
>>161590210
Can't stop thinking that that stack of pancakes is a huge dildo
>>161590436
But what's the perk?
>>161590534
You have a beautiful voice.
>>161590210
Huh. That would be pretty interesting/terrifying. And, on occasionlewd as hell
VA all the Kugyus.
>>161589446
You're a deaf/mute and can only communicate via sign language or writing on a notepad.
The perk is thatI think that sounds very beautiful in a refined sort of way
>>161588839
You masturbation and lose it.
Gokigenyou of course. I'd engage in secret yuri orgies in rooms hidden beneath rose beds. I wouldn't mind being dom or sub; the essence of yuri is that you can be either, and switch parts as easily as the lily sways in water. If I had an oneesama she would disapprove I'm sure so I'll go without one at first. When I have to get one at last I'll act like a pure girl in front of her but once she's begun to trust me I'll show her videos of myself pleasuring other senpais and making kouhais pleasure me, and seduce her into letting me do the same to her, promising to bring her and only her the most rapturous pleasure if she will open her body to me. Once she's learned the taste of my fingers she will let me do anything to her. She will miss my touch on nights alone in the dormitory we share, wonder if what I told her about studying late wasn't a lie and if I wasn't at the orgy instead. I will fuel her insecurity until she is willing to declare herself my pet and wear a collar at home and a butt plug at school just to keep me with her. Only when she becomes mine body and soul will I be able to give myself to her, and let her stay with me after her graduation as I be reborn, again and again, an ageless student of St. Lillian High School, wrapped in the undying embrace of the briar rose.
>>161580120
Gokigenyou
>>161580120
Fuck it, Mechas
I guess my battle theme's going to have to be Hill 3234 by Sabaton
Either die early or live long enough to pilot some cool shit
>>161580120
I'll take the idol one. I get to be a cute girl and I get to have sex, and if I get caught I get to be paid to have sex. Win/win. Best choice.
Mecha
> not becoming God of the new world.
My autism demands it.
>>161588359
>not fantasizing about your enemies having their way with your weak loli body
>>161594876
>not becoming the Lord of Time and Space
>>161594998
can i get a cute genius gf too if i do that
>>161594967
What if I want to have MY way with others in my loli body?
>>161594307
What's your mecha name?
>>161580120
Gokigenyou. If I become a girl I would obviously count as a lesbian. This or I Wanna Be the Very Best.
>>161580120
None
>>161588599
Have you considered going into politics?
>>161580120
Mecha
my battle theme would be Sacred War by Red Army Choir
My Mecha name would be Malkuth
My ultimate attack would be Crucification which is very powerful laser in the shape of cross
>>161598152
This post is so edgy I cut myself reading it.
>>161598420
I am bad at coming up with new designsw
>>161580120
Mecha pilot
Got nothing to lose.
Mecha.
My mecha's name is Mechad Thundercock.
Theme music is What is Love.
>>161589128
>>161580256
There are people currently on /a/ that aren't little girls?
Mecha
My Mecha name is Frogfoot
My track is Sabaton - Union
My ultimate attack is swarm of nanobots
I'll take El Psy Congroo because a life without conflict is a boring one.
>>161580120
Unlimited Imouto Works is objectively the best option
I Want To Be The Very Best is super easy to exploit. If I can get Torchic and a mega stone, I can exploit Speed Boost and wipe the floor with literally everyone. Maybe I'll find a Skarmory to abuse spikes with.
Here's the more important question, though. If I become attractive to pokegirls after winning the league, are they their anime equivalents or their game equivalent?
>>161580120
And how police going to catch someone with Death Note in that scenario?
Sure they can link all deaths around the globe together and belive that somebody is behind it but how exactly does that help? Unless you even more of a retard than Light, which is hard, you are not going to be caught.
>>161600838
>mega stone
no need, Dream World Blaziken already is a nightmare
>>161580120
Vampire Loli
I don't crave blood but semen.
>>161580120
>not being a loli
>>161580120
Where's the Ace Combat/Area 88/Macross reality?
>>161580120
I`ll take overpowered suffering loli.
Actually really warping eldritch deity bound to inferior body and chained by bunch of specific rules and outwordly honor code.
No one, i want to be immortal.
>not being a loli
>>161601176
I could be your main provider
>>161580120
Pokémon will always be my answer
>>161580120
>shoneshit
Rock Lee from naruto. I haven't even watched past season 1 but I know to stick with the lead, kill dozo and watch out for for people with red eyes
>>161580120
Is everyone not seeing the H MC one?
>>161604552
>choosing to be fat, ugly and retarded
>>161604604
This, and let's be honest, even if rape is good as a fetish, doing it for real isn't something most people here would actually do.
>>161604552
It's pretty obvious that giant robots > mindbreak
>>161595785
Depends on the seriousness of the universe, either 'Warlord' or 'MasterAssBlaster 10000'
>>161580120
Pokemon or Tangification are the two best which result in actual change.
>>161604853
What characters would you bring to your post-tangged world?
>>161604604
literally me
>>161582315
p much this ^
where is academy city where im a peon for an upside down girl
>>161580120
Wagnaria option, I just wanna be poplars titties
>>161604604
>being the only person giving a shit about how you look
>>161605340
What's the point in having a fantasy about a different life if you're still the same?
>>161580120
Suffering loli.
>>161605406
I don't care who I am, I care about what or who I do
>>161580120
Suffering loli. The rules are ambiguous so I bargain for a downside that actually makes my life easier in the long run.
>>161580120
Loli vampire, with all the traditional weaknesses and abilities.
>>161605708
This.
>>161583875
These are Kukuri's pantsu
>>161606720
But you can't. If you use lolis for lewding, you're doing it wrong.
Can I lewd the imoutos from the UIW?
>>161607822
>>161606720
*Cant
>>161580120
>Steins;gate
Why would I wanna live in that world line ? It's torture and certain death
>>161607102
She has excellent choice in pantsu, bloomer panties are top tier comfy. I would be Kukuri.
>>161607822
Fuck off ironc weeb piece of shit
Loli is for lewd
>>161608276
Play your cards right and get to Delta. Still can't do much without Japanese though.
>>161610576
Lolis are for hugging.
>>161612742
Dragonmaid introduced the worse type of ironic weebs into loli we'll be feeling the effects for years
>>161613015
I want to Inaba Tewi's Eientei, if you know what I mean
>>161580120
>loli
Only if I can be this loli.
>>161580120
yaMCha of Berserk
>>161587400
Well, the idiot did announce his presence to the populace.
>>161589370
Good man
>>161587400
He fucked up several times, When he tried to fix his mistakes it was already too late.
>>161589688
You or something?
>>161613995
>you new or something?
>>161598542
>>161601176
So a loli Succubus
>>161580120
Shit.
I really want to genderbend but I have a weak bladder. How do you guys train yourselves?
I can't even sleep 3 hours straight without needing to go pee.
>>161614858
Kegels.
>>161614858
Ask tumblr.
>>161614858
This is my fetish
>>161580120
>yaMCha
aigh't give me the shino