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Why are office cakes the best cakes?

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Why are office cakes the best cakes?
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>>161515298
Why would a cake be anything other than an office cake?
They have to support themselves
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All cakes are best.
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Reminder that cakes are EXPIRED GOODS. There's a reason they have been left on the shelf for so long.
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>>161515950
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>>161515298
is this new Toroshio?
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I'm on a big OL and cake binge at the moment.
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>>161515298

Why are you shilling for Fakku?
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>>161516319
I never left.
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>>161516413

stealth daiz
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>>161515298
ew they are sagging that much already
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>>161515985
Silly cake wasting her money on booze when she should be spending it on tools to capture a man.
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>>161516456
Getting him drunk is step 1.
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https://hentai .cafe/manga/read/toroshio-melty-maiden/en/0/1/page/page/119

Fuck Fakku.
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>>161516421
I was always there but not always devoting my full attention. As I get older I find I like older characters better, at least ones with actually matured personalties.
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>>161516456
Even with the best tools a cake has no hope of finding a man
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>>161516474
She'll need better stuff than piss water. By the time a man is drunk enough to touch a cake he'll likely be passed out. Investing in a rape van and claiming to have goods in back that would interest a middle aged man would likely work better for her.

A work van with "Free power tools" or something on the side and a few cakes in the back ready to make the grab might do the trick. Once the male is captured and secured they can start raping him to the point of mind break.
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>>161516413
What's wrong with Fakku?
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>>161516700

Get out shill.
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>>161516482
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>>161516700
Now get out shill.
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>>161515985
I want to hug that cake
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I WISH FAKKU! LICENSE ALL JAPANESE HENTAI MAGAZINE ON JAPAN OR AT LEAST LICENSE THE FIRST RELEASES OF THEIR CURRENT MAGAZINES. X-EROS STARTING AT 30 OR KAIRAKUTEN AT 2015-06 IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.
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>>161516869
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>>161516575
A cake with a good career could hire a man. I know I'd eat some cake if the paycheck was right.
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>It's an anime where one of the characters is dangerously close to turning 30 without being married
Instantly bumps the final score for the series up a point or two
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Reminder that cakes deserve to be alone and also deserve to be reminded often about how single they are
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>>161517100

>it's a series where the characters are dangerously close to 30 and pairing up so they don't die alone
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Why don't cakes exist in real life?
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>>161515298
Is there an anime or manga where the cake actually wins?
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>>161517833
It's cute in anime, but in real life if a women is that old and single it's either by choice, because she is ugly, or because she is unbearable to be around.
You should know by now
>3d
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>>161516667
Anon have you considered writing doujins?
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>>161516667
But if there are multiple cakes involved only one will get a husband
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>>161516667
Fuck I might fall for the power tools. I really need some right now
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>>161518192
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>>161516667
Free power tools? I tell you hwat you don't see a deal like that every day
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If you like cake, it means you are okay with being #2/Plan B.
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>>161516667
Power tools are expensive as fuck, I'd honestly probably be tempted.
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>>161518470
I'll take just about anything at this point.
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>>161515298
Because nothing beats having your wife come home from a long day of work and offering her a warm meal and a hot bath.

>>161515950
Maybe in 3D. In 2D they can have entirely valid reasons for being alone, like choosing to focus on their studies and careers rather than hunting cocks and attending parties.
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Just a friendly reminder that cakes may look delicious but some of them are rotten to the core.
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>>161519325
All cakes are pure of heart, no matter the state of rot they're in.
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>>161519075
>implying tired women would have want to have sex
There's a reason why they're cakes. They care about work too much.
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>>161519075

Since this is japanese office of a sizeable looking japanese company, would they even get to come home in any reasonable time? And when they did eventually get home, wouldn't they be almost completely burned out and barely bothering to take care of themselves, or in this case you after you've taken care of them (in best case, plain humping completely devoid of passion because they have no energy left for it)?

Or do all/most of these scenarios happen in a progressive work environment that's more laxed when it comes to traditions?
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>>161520129
>>161521771
Guys, stahp!
Not having sexy every night wouldn't be a disaster though. Just taking care of my tired breadwinner wife is fine too.

Also, I'm not one to be culturally provincial but Japanese work culture is objectively shit and doesn't even improve their productivity by any means.
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>>161521881
>single mom of two
Abandon ship, you cuck.
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>>161521881
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>>161516700
>this shit again
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>>161521814

A friend who studied and worked in Japan told it's mostly bigger and/or older companies that have inhumane work hours/conditions, and that many of the newer ones have phased out the traditional ways to some degree because they too hate how things work in the bigger establishments.
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>>161522288


>>161521881

He is right. Sounds like a drama magnet, and you'll be undoubtedly forced into a semi-fatherhood of kids who are not yours.
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>>161523470

Also
>chased around by the mob and the criminal father of two

She's was and probably still is a horrible judge of character and not nearly as smart as you think she is.
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>>161515324
>Why would a cake be anything other than an office cake?

Now I want to see a cake that's super rich but is holding off on getting married because she wants to marry for love, but pretty much every guy until the mc is just after her money or it's an attempted arranged marriage by their parents.
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>>161516700
Jacob pls
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>it's a show where the cake of the series will do literally anything to get MC to sign those marriage forms
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>>161524418
Examples?
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>>161518470
2D cakes are pure by default. Meaning, they've never touched a man, but they itch the ditch frequently.
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>>161515298
They just are.
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>Choosing a smelly, 30 year old piece of cake over a fresh piece of 18 year old cake
I just don't understand
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>>161524978
That's not a cake, that's a boy!

>>161525186
>Choosing cheap table wine over a finely riped wine
I just don't understand
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>>161525186
I don't think you understand the idiom of "cake".
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>>161519325
Shiro will fix her in his rape dungeon.
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