I WANT ILLYA TO TEACH ME ABOUT SEX!

I'm surprised they still remember Ellen Baker.

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>>161487557

>>161487557
Lesson 1: You'll never get any.

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>>161487734

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>>161487857

>>161487557
That's clearly baker-sensei

>>161487882
Those are some very cute images of Illya.

>>161487557
With her body.

>>161487557
I want Illya to teach me German.

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>>161487593
Shit son calm down

>>161487557
Did she use the Ellen Baker class card?

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Movie in two days

Mana transfer with Kuro !

>>161488284
but there's no Illya

>>161487857
holy mother of god!

>>161487557
Illya sensei!

Alarm clock APK WHERE

>>161487557
Yes, especially prac class.

>>161487593
/thread

>>161487882
I need the middle one.

>>161489791
It's in the other thread >>161488526

>>161489861
Thank you, friend.

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>>161487557
She's 10.

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>>161490291
She's 11.

>>161487557
She may look cute right now but in exactly 12,47 seconds the whole class will rape her!

Uhm, Illya is a little girl so she doesn't know about sex.

She's going to teach me German? I don't want to learn a fucking shit language.

Damn. I've completely forgotten about Ellen Baker.

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>>161490453

>>161490453
That's what she wanted last time I checked

Is Ellen Baker doing okay?

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>>161490453
Why? It's not like she goes on Pixiv to see the degeneracy

>>161487557
I'd let her teach me about the Boston Red Sex if you know what I mean.

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Will kuro come in as a sub

>>161487557
My daughteru is so cute

>>161487557
How accurate is that german?

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>>161487557
>Ich habe einen Schw-

I can see where this is going and I like it

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Illya on the front page

>>161490353
Illya Combined with Kuro makes 22, so a threesome would be wholesome and fun.

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>>161491063
I have a schweiner?

>Anons know less about sex than a twelve year old
Very sad.

>>161491432

einen schwerer gustav

ein dicker max

>>161491527
I can imagine the intelligence of someone that doesn't know you need to insert penis into vagina for sex

>>161491063
Could be schwester.

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>>161491574
jag älskar kuken desu :3

>>161491527
Kids these days are out of control.

>>161491591
no it cant be since "einen" ending on -en means the object is male, so it could be "Schwanz"

>>161491719
einen is female you dumb cunt

>>161487557
>Ich habe einen Sch...
Schwanz?
Du Hure

>>161491838
no it isn't and "einen Schwester" makes gramatically no sense

>>161487757
Did they make Shirou cute again for the movie?

>>161491838
You aren't even German

>>161491931
No, but you'll see some shota Shirou, which you might find cute.

Do not lewd Illya

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>>161491063
Schwager?
Schwiegervater?
Schwedentrunk?
Schwerlasttransportfahrzeugdienstausweis?

>>161492044

illya lewds herself

>>161490353
Wrong. She's older than Shirou

Is Illya german?

>>161492295
In the original, not in prisma.

>>161490971
Hard to tell when most of the black board is not on the picture and the bit that is is mostly covered by Illya herself.
At least, the words that are visible are written correctly.

>>161492295
Y-YOU are older than Shirou!!

>>161491527
>not learning about sex with sub-twelve year old

>>161492307
Half german half eleven.

>>161492172
Schweinsteiger.
Schwarzenegger.

>>161492381

i want illya to lift me with her tree-trunk arms and underarm carry me to her gym so she can show off her pecs to me

>>161492172
It's
>Ich habe einen Schwarzkopp als Haussklaven.

>>161487557
FICKI FICKI

>>161487593

I already knew that, Ilya. What else is there to know?

>>161490353
18 actually in fate stay night.

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>>161492860
>Ilya

>>161491063
>even Illya has a dick now
Did fetish pandering go too far?

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>>161492930
This is clearly not the fate stay night Illya though.

>>161492935

*Eelya*

Sorry, Einzbern-san.

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>>161493047
It is not pedo if she said she was 18yo.

>>161493131

In fs/n, she is. Porking Rin would stick you in the slammer in some territories.

>>161490767
She's happy that the red sox are winning at least
Fenway is a meme park

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>>161493131
>Illya was born 8 prior to the fate/zero war
>stay night is 10 years after zero
I don't even know why people call her loli

>>161495223
I know what they were aiming at here, but still the spine does not work that way.

>>161495564
It is really not that hard to get in that position.

>>161488100

"Ich habe einen Schw.." in the upper right corner could mean "ich habe einen Schwanz" which translates to "i have a dick/tail".

>>161493335
And people marry Kuro in others

>>161487557
>Asking a 12 years old girl about sex

Bro...she is just in elementary school.

>>161496706
She's the teacher, Anon! Have some fucking respect.

>>161495223
Loli is a body type.

>>161496879
>She's the teacher

Show me the diploma or bring me kuro sensei.

>>161492935
Post THAT Ilya image.

>>161487557
But she only has experience with lolis.

What's the cutest part of Illya?

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>>161499562
Her smile.

>>161499562
Back of the knee

>>161499562
Buttocks.

>>161499562
Being albino.