h-how do I respond to this?

Depends upon what she's refering to.

>>161404072
she was referring to my snake

>>161404117
Then it depends upon the species of the snake and its age to get a pretty decent estimate.

ah, she was so cute.
I hate the author

Assuming you're Araragi, whip it out and fuck her because you don't have a girlfriend anyway

>>161404052
Just show her and let her decide. Duh

>>161405249
I-It's just cold in here!

>>161405358
then you tell her to warm it up with her mouth

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>>161404052
snake is CUTE

I want her to sit on my face

I had a girl ask me over to her room once to get me to do lewd things to her

I knew her game so I made her play my game of "who can clean the goddamn room more" and if she won I had to play her game. she won because apparently I have no idea how to organize her bullshit

the only correct answer is no because she will beg until she wins

>>161404052
I love her cute soft little voice.

>>161405403
BEGONE THOT!

>>161404052
Tell her she has to use her mouth to measure it then pull it out.
After an enthusiastic yet amaturish BJ I'd go down on her to get her wet and ready then spend the rest of the night deep dicking her till she faints.

>>161405403
Nobra? She really went turboslut mode in that episode.

>>161404052
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