You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at

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You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at mongrel Shirou and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another servant you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent, at best, at beating me! And then you add Saber to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Seihai Sensou, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Saber KNOOOWS she can't beat me, and she's not even gonna try. So, Mongrel, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Seihai Sensou. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Seihai Sensou! Zashu ? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at this holy Grail war !"