Play the Allah game
Who can say al-LAH the loudest without getting in trouble
ITTAI ME GA
Best introduction scene in comedy anime, her VA and the animators did an amazing job
Megumin is literally the poster girl for lolis. She IS the fuckin standard.
Bullying and manhandling go hand in hand.
Right? Megumin is a good onee-san to children.
Her weight has been estimated to be around 40 kg.
Because she's been unfairly shafted in season 2 and her arc hasn't been confirmed yet.
/ss/ doesn't always have to be about big breasted cakes. I've played nukiges with /ss/ scenes that were about teenage girls.
SHE has no style, SHE has no grace
Th-th-th-this goddess has a funny face
Sorry, this joke had to be made.
At least her intelligence has the chance to improve, Kazuma's dick will be forever small.
Sorry Aqua, but smart, autistic girls so short that their feet can't reach the ground while sitting are my fetish.
Me too, I wish he'd stop lewding my waifu.
I wish he'd lewd my waifu a bit. She has 6000 galleries on pixiv which is a lot but only 800 of those are NSFW.
Slender young girls.
Don't, Komekko's just a famished kid.
Why the fuck doesn't Darkness and Kazuma let Megumin have a beer? By now she is 15, and Kazuma wants to fuck her and Darkness sees her as a sexual threat. But beer? Fuck no.
Aqua is the most sensible person in the party
Darkness has very strict values, being a sheltered noble lady and Kazuma comes from our world where it's not okay either.
I wouldn't call Aqua the most sensible person in the party for that reason though, considering she probably just doesn't care.
>the bit where Aqua teaches them how to drink warm wine from the crab shells, and Darkness won't let Megumin have any
I was unironically mad for a week
>banana faggot bullying Megumin again
I hope you get run over by a tractor.
you have a good taste anon
Yeah, it was a BL one in the original though.
She has excellent taste in doujins.
don't bully succ okay
Some things must be protected at any cost
I can imagine a doujin where Megumin triggers World War III just so that she can touch herself to the amount of nuclear bombs dropped. Add some classical music to the scene for maximum effect.
Would you fistfight and injure your female party members to protect the succubi?
I would beat the everliving shit out all of them
Omanko stains obviously, black panties make it more obvious
Please let it be megumin. Ultra-manlets absolutely sideblasts me
Well done you figured out how short I am faggot. Now please delete this psot before somebody sees
I hope you got smooth hairless skin so you can get trapbux otherwise RIP.
I can literally feel and hear the Sora screech
You ready to get manhandled by your waifu?
Ah this absolutely delightful despair
Did you know there is a entire village for little people like you in China? You could go there and be free from oppression.
>manlet and brainlet
I hope things work out for you better in the next life, anon
>shorter than 140cm
Are you sure you're reading that right? That's 4'5". Average height for dwarves is 4'10". Were you born without legs or something?
>... I will be twice the man you will ever be!
I wish. Shortanon can live the dream of being princess carried.
OMBA LOOMPA I REPORTED YOU
IT'S NOT COOL TO POKE FUN AT THOSE SHORTER THAN YOU
OMMBA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO
I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL A DOO
The manlets are up to something, or it could be a side effect of height comparison graphs becoming increasingly skewed.
Those who are smol exist only to be push by the large.
But wont the video rental shop have to close soon? Will Tim be okay?
>no Megumin to manhandle you after a long day of hikkiNEETing
are kotatsus as comfy as anime makes them seem?
Why does it look like she's going nopan? That's not okay.
Not surprising considering the differences in height aren't easily noticeable in anime. Official art is even worse in that aspect, like in pic related.
I think someone in the anime staff just hates panty shots.
The manga version is cuter. Best imouto, best onee-chan.
Carry the Megumin!
>She's a hypocrite like the others.
There is nothing hypocritical about sacrificing your body and purity to an evil fiend, enduring their constant torture, being utterly helpless as they treat your body as a simple plaything. You they may break you into a submissive husk of your former self, who now only lives for their pleasure and amusement, but at least you know you did it to save your friends, family and people.
What did she do besides trying to eat Chomusuke? Eating cats and dogs is normal in Asian countries.
She tried to eat her cat? Unforgivable! Truly a villain...
Reminder that Megumin is very sexy.
That's Wolbach, she is trying to eat a Goddess, she tricks a Neet into bring her food, and she kill-stole Kazuma
She is in dire need of nutrients after all.
>Do you guys never give it a rest?
Chomusuke is NOT for biting! And Aqua is NOT for eating.
Gotta survive one way or another. Komekko did what she to do.
No, their dad is to blame. He only cares about his retarded hobby and doesn't bring any income.
Yuiyui is actually pretty honorable since she managed to save them from starvation.
How would a threesome with best cake goddess and best JC be like?
>managed to save them from starvation
But that's Megumin doing, Yuiyui is always MIA
Better hatesex threesome with dumb goddess
At the end, she sold her body for food
So you're saying that pic related is her securing her food source?
Gonna get all his money, that's how her mother taught her
I didn't know Megumin was a gold digger.
She'll most likely die, since she's built like a boy. But Aqua can just pick her up afterwards
You just replied to an image that depicts her with bombshell hips, why are you even asking?
You're a legend. I even see this pasta on other boards now.
>I'm happy to tell you I have a boyfriend! He loves looking at the panties you bought me, and stealing them. I guess boys really do find black lace sexy! We bathe together in the tub (he's always ogling my body!) and he helps me orgasm every day at explosion practice, and then carries me on his back. The way he holds my thighs while carrying me, and knowledge he could take advantage of me at any moment, gets me super horny. Today, he tried making me pee into a jar! I think I awoken a fetish when he walks in on me once. In other news, I got molested by a frog's tongue and it got slime all over me, I can only hope one day my boyfriend will do the same. Say hi to Komekko and dad for me!
What a fucking slut!
>tfw you can never jerk it to your waifu because it just seems wrong
Like Megumin if she hadn't met Kazuma?
It doesn't feel wrong if you do it to /e/ of them, or vanilla doujinshi. At least that's what I think.
I've spent my seed to this naughty loli over a thousand times, and it didn't feel wrong even once
Megumin is the character I fap to the most and she's my waifu. Just think of it as marital sex.
Water is colorless. This is just the color of the material beneath it.
Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu Melli Kurimasu
>love my waifu, but can't fap to her because it makes me nervous
>1 year later
>something snaps, now I'm fapping to her twice a day every day
My self confidence has improved 10x too.
what was it?
He replied to the wrong post, then he forgot the picture.
Oh look, another shitty KonoSuba thread with nothing new to talk about but to post shitty, generic characters. Why don't you all just migrate somewhere else instead of posting the same shit here? There's really nothing new to talk about.
Nah, they're shit.compared to
>Why does she and Kazuma look much older than they do in the anime?
Kazuma is 17 and Megumin is only a few months away from turning 15.
>Why does Darkness' cousin look like Sagiri?
She doesn't tho
>Megumin is only a few months away from turning 15.
I'll never sweat enough how much I love the fact that we've been following her adventures since she was 6.
No, just hiding her precious part.
No, that doesn't exist. But you could just place a heat source underneath a table and get the same result.
Konosuba has been getting a lot of crossovers with mobages lately. Shame this one is a mobage too, because it actually looks pretty cool from the video alone.
Men and women are judged on different standards.
There's nothing wrong with being short if you're also a cute girl; you'll find love and live a normal life. Now, if you're a male and as tall as Megumin, I have some bad news for you.
You could find success in the gay porn industry but most of society will never really be accepting of you.
Can we split this thread? I wanna post cute Rems.
What's wrong with posting Rem in another thread? You all seem to love doing that, i just wanna spread best girl after all.
What did i ever do to you guys?
Mate, you don't know who you're talking about. She's a genius of the highest caliber who graduated top of her class in magic school, knew every advanced magic chant and edited explosion's chant to make it more powerful all at age 6, has excellent deductive capabilities and is proficient at every board game. She is a genius of the highest caliber and would probably reign over many countries if her autism didn't weigh her down.
Speaking of Rem, what happened to this? We've read the part with Rem being sent to Fanstraya, but what about the other part? I kinda want to see Toyota interact with the Konosubas.
What >>161261257 said, except it's even worse. Apparently people started to complain to the authors, more specifically towards the author of Re:Zero and those people kept bitching about how he ruined KonoSuba and that he wouldn't amount to anything other then shock value.
>Have sex with Megumin
>make her cast explosion as she reaches climax
I use to not fap to my waifu, but I started doing so in the last 6 months. Only to self insertable vanilla stuff though, turned out to be some of the best faps I've ever had. I don't associate any fetish stuff with her though.
What caused this ridiculous reaction then?
And Megumin is perfect even among them.
>Megumin alarm mobile app
Born too late to explore Earth, born too soon to discover the sea of stars, born just in time to wake up to best girl's voice.
What if I want to wake up to an Aqua screech?
>what does she have that for?
You know why.
This thread needs more Yunyun.
The "it's me, it's me" scammer?
This thread needs more muchi maro art.
>you will never experience her introduction scene and think "wow this girl seems like she's gonna be a blast!" for the first time again
I know that feel. She would look adorable trying to push you around.