What did she mean by this?

>>161198579
Cassanova

He asked to loan money from her didn't he.

>blushing Shinobu

>>161198579
She probably spent a few hundred years in Italy taking the salami.

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Italians greet by cheek-kissing and are unloyal pieces of shit that fuck any woman even though there is one who clearly loves them to literal death, Araragi you piece of shit, settle or rot in hell!

I think she messed up Frenchies and Italians

>>161199597
>Italians greet by cheek-kissing
All Europeans do that.

>>161200358
No.

>>161200358
only with lolis

>>161198886
Hell no, average italians would nuclearize the entire far east if concepts like "loli" or "lolicon" became widely known.

>>161200358
The island people and the Scandinavians don't.

>>161198579
She wants Araragi to put his spaghetti noodle in her ravioli.

>>161202501
Why would someone do that? You should eat them separately

https://www.dramafever.com/news/italian-man-gets-arrested-after-kissing-japanese-woman-as-a-greeting-/

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>>161199597
why the fuck is that asshole so unloyal god fucking damnit saettle for her or dont but dont fucking cheat on her

>>161201693
*Nordics

I got cheek-kissed by a Brit a couple of weeks ago, was disgusted

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>>161198579

>>161199020
was my guess as well

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>>161203726
>that moment when she stops struggling and just lets it happen

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>>161203726
That's literally a kiss shot

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>>161203930

>>161203493
Most Brits and Irish would be disgusted too. Are you sure they weren't a foreigner?

>>161203773
DIAMONDS

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What if there actually existed a Kiss-Shot in our world, but because one of you anons didn't go out that one night, no one saved her and she bled to death?

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Why is Shinobu so sensitive?

>>161204278
Woah, 4chan reference?

>>161204278
It was you, wasn't it, anon? You failed us all!

>>161199154
topkek

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>>161204409
I-I don't know, who says it wasn't you, anon?
>>161204398
First time I saw that I also thought of it, though I'm not quite sure, might just be an outfit she's wearing.
>>161204366

>>161203773
That scene is so fucking cute.

Somebody help me out here, in my head there's a scene where Shinobu meets Araragi as a child. Does this actually exist or am I just making it up?

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>>161204366
Stop making me depressed with all these cute as fuck Shinobu webms.

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>>161204839
It does. Don't have the webm for it tho, only part of the scene

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>>161203726

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>>161204874

Post more cute Shinobu webms/gifs please. I need a few for my bat folder.

>>161204902
Do you know what episode or season it was in?

>>161205134
Kabukimonogatari, don't remember the episode

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>>161205134
It was definately somewhere in Kabukimonogatari, ep 7 - 10. Somewhere in the second episode of the arc I think.

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>>161205219
ep 7 - 10 in Seconds eason by the way, Mayoi Jiangshi

>>161200358
Looking someone else in the eyes is a violation of private space in Scandinavia.

>>161198579
She is Italian so it reminded her of her country.

>>161205323
I didn't know Vikings were this insecure.

>>161205388
You don't even have a source on that. She's from some unknown foreign country, might be france, because lets be honest, everything in Kizumonogatari, pretty much her story, was french and even the credits song was in french.

>>161205435
It's not insecurity, we just have autism built into our society.

>>161205219
>>161205256
>>161205193

Thanks found it. Was right before the OP in the second episode.

>>161205462
Well yeah, it wasn't meant to be a serious post.

>>161205877
>purest
>had her heart stolen by another man

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>>161205914
To make her weaker, anon. Don't go spreading misunderstandings.

>>161198579
Kissing even on the mouth amongst family is traditional in Italy, and has also found place between members of artificially created families, such as the Mafia. Shinobu is surprised Araragi would kiss her like that due to the nature of their relationship being a bond of deep love but not of romantic one at that time. In her confusion, this is the first thing she blurts out as it comes to her mind. Whether the projected aura of jealousy was fake or real is left to the viewer's interpretation.

>>161207012
She kind of had it coming, especially since its Araragi.
Her reaction was cute though.

>>161198579
Dumb bitch

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>>161207279

>>161201590

they're catholics anon

>>161207012
>Kissing even on the mouth amongst family is traditional in Italy
historically, but you will only see very old people doing it, and even that is pretty rare

>>161207600
Exactly, Kisshot is old like that.

>>161207736

>>161205462
Also, even if, shouldn't she be the one going in for the kiss then? She even struggled a bit when rrgi kissed her.

Does anybody has the timeline image?

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>>161208279

>>161200358
I hope that's a joke

>>161199020
>Be Italian
>Being always target of 3DPD attentions because of Italians GOOD features.

Cassanova is the only answer , boys.

>>161203726
I'm still jelly after all those years.

>>161208752
Honestly, who isn't?

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>>161208466

It is, cheek-kissing is more of a southern-eruopean thing.
Physical intimacy gets more and more rare the longer north you go.

Personal space is seen as something "holy" here in scandinavia. If you must stand next to a stranger, you won't go closer than 1 meter or so, if you don't have a special reason for doing so.

pic related, people waiting for the bus

Is the dude who wrote the summary in yesterdays thread here? I want one for Sodachi Fiasco.

>>161208880
Is that Finland?
Finland is particularly autistic, much more so than Denmark at least.

>>161198579
i am italian and i found this funny

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>>161208880
>mfw I see how things in civilized places are and just yesterday I saw two hobos fucking in a street here in Brazil

>>161209120
Sounds like it's very beautiful there.

>>161208880
this has to be a one off case no way people actually wait for the bus like that all the time do they?
what kind of turbo-autism is this

>>161208466
Cheek kissing is a normal thing in my country and from my point of view, hugging like burgers do is disgusting.

>>161208993
Yeah it's finland. I know it's kinda extreme there, but we other countries aren't that far behind if you ask me.

>>161209120
>hobos
Is that still a thing in your country? Don't tell me you actually have beggars and street-hookers too.

>>161209295
There are many photos of such Nordic autism available online.

>>161209339
Hugging and kissing would get you weird looks in the UK or Ireland.

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>>161209360
Welcome to the jungle, friend, let's see what we have here: street-hookers, street-hookers with penis that are bigger than ours and would beat a entire bar in a brawl, beggars, beggars with knives who would shiv you for a shitty smartphone, little fuckers that are a cross of hobos and beggars who will ask for money just to their fucking herd to stab you and take your money and much more.

But we have nice woman. Our beer and carnival are good, too.

>>161209295
It's real.
Us northerners aren't very social unless we have taken a couple of beers beforehand.
This is one of the reasons why foreigners think that our culture is very cold. They think that we are arrogant and distant, and that we don't care about anyone but ourselves.

>>161209542
>street-hookers, street-hookers with penis that are bigger than ours and would beat a entire bar in a brawl, beggars, beggars with knives who would shiv you for a shitty smartphone, little fuckers that are a cross of hobos and beggars who will ask for money just to their fucking herd to stab you and take your money and much more.

now i want asanagi to work on this for his next project

>>161209599
We already had Michiko and Hatchin.

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Does anyone have a link to a video of the Mayoi Hell OP on youtube that works in the US? Or does anyone have the file itself? The one I had bookmarked got fucking hit by Sony.

>>161208376
This is really confusing, and hard to understand, and unclear, and doesn't make a lot of sense.

>>161198886
Don't you mean the entirety of Vatican city?

>>161209599
I am not even shitting you. Three or four days ago I saw in the news that a street-hooker (one with a penis, mind you) was accosted by seven douchebags who tried to beat her.

Motherfucker trashed their asses so hard the seven needed to go to the hospital.

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>>161200358
>>161208466
In chile you greet people of the opposite sex with cheek kissing, woman with woman greet themselves with cheek kissing, and male with male if they are bro's, they greet them with a huge plus a cheek-to-cheek. Only when there is something like a boss-to-underling relation you don't do the cheek kissing. That's why when foreigners come and we do the cheek kissing they get kind of uncomfortable, but they get used to it really quick.
t. chilean spic scum

>>161209120
i feel you brazucanon

>>161209918
>Three or four days ago I saw in the news that a street-hooker (one with a penis, mind you)
Are we talking about men in drag or male hookers?

>>161209918


doujins of manly brazilian traprape when?

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>>161209971
>huge
>hug
ftfm

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>tfw the worst thing I see on my daily travels are Roma gypsies

>>161210125
Men in drag. Male hookers are actually rare to no existent working in the streets here, it's just female hookers and male hookers on drag.

>>161209585
>They think that we are arrogant and distant, and that we don't care about anyone but ourselves
This is true though

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>>161209858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4RkHafngpg&list=PLeC67YIuW2taRcIE9ztMkgOVARDwaj6WY&index=159
>>161209863
Jesus Christ dude.
I'm just gonna type it out:
Kizu
Koyomi 1
Neko: Kuro
Bake 1-2
Koyomi 2
Bake 3-5
Bake 6-8
Bake 9-10
Bake 11-15
Tsubasa Song shortstory
Koyomi 3
Koyomi 4
Nise 1-7
Koyomi 5
Nise 8-11
Tsukihi Eternal
Karen Arm-Leg
Hitagi Neck
Shinobu House
Mayoi Room
Kabuki (SS 7-10)
Oni (SS 17-20)
Owari (7 -12)
SS 1-5 Tsubasa Tiger is going alongside Oni and Owari, you'll have to kind of see how it goes with it.
Yotsugi Stress
Koyomi 6
Koyomi 7
Owari 1-6
Ougi Travel
Otori (SS 12-15)
Waza Tsubasa Sleeping
Koyomi 8
Oroka Sodachi Fiasco
the aftercredit of the last ep in Onimonogatari (SS 20)
Koi (SS 21-26)
Tsuki
Koyomi 10
Hitagi Figure
Koyomi 11
The before OP scene of Owarimonogatari EP 7 and the aftercredit scene of Owarimonogatari EP 12
Koyomi 12
Owari SS Mayoi hell
Ending of Tsubasa sleeping
Hitagi Rendezvous
Ougi Dark
Zoku-Owari
Rouka God
Hanamonogatari
There's some stuff in between that's not that important, and of course stuff like Acerola Bon appetit or Musubi, but that's much, much earlier or later than the main year. Idk where to but Shinobumonogatari because I haven't read it, cuz I don't know nihongo. Though if I had to guess its somewhere after Hana but before Musubi.

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>>161210350
Alternatively.

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>>161210403
Fuck you, delet this. I was searching for this but couldn't find it so I wasted my entire fucking time typing that out.

>>161204398
Why the fuck would Shaft reference 4chan

>>161210490

You have a solid memory bro.

>>161205877
youd think being part vampire would elevate ararararagis manlet status at least a little. its clearly doing some work on kiss shot.
isn't ragi like 20 something? boy still looks like he's waiting for a growth spurt

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>>161211231
18 if I'm not mistaken. Well, asians are not that big when it comes to body size, and KIss-Shot is, after all, a western apparation.

>>161211231
He’s graduating high school in that arc so like 18. And
1) He’s Japanese
2) She’s northern European

Not very weird she’d be quite taller

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>>161211273
>and KIss-Shot is, after all, a western apparation.
Western is bestern.

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>>161211639

As Italian I always thought she said that because arararagi tongue kissed her and knowing Japanese privacy standards it would be kind of weird to happen out of nothing like that

>>161211290
>She’s northern European
i don't think that its confirmed that she's from northern europe or am i forgeting something?

are you just guessing cause the blonde hair and the fact that she's tall?

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>>161211740
>out of nothing
>straight up confronting a lolicon about that
>being in this deep of a relationship
People are saying she mistook the italians for the french, which makes me think he french kissed her.
>>161211771
Read Acerola Bon Appétite

>>161211740
ThatIsTheJoke.jpg

>>161211771
>are you just guessing cause the blonde hair and the fact that she's tall?
Yes

>>161211794
Could be her way of calling him casanova, as stated earlier? What did she say in the raw?

>>161211877
Anon, if I actually was able to read the raws, I wouldn't be here.

>>161204366
>lost in thought
>someone suddenly grabs you
>jump a bit
I don't see how that's at all notable.

>>161212146
It's still cute, even though the whole arc is kinda dark.

>>161205122

>>161203726
What's even better then the kiss is that Araragi even deepens the embrace more

>>161204366
>That moment when they both just accepted the world as dead and decide to just live on together.

>>161205877
>Everyone is using my webm's.
I think I did a good job.

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>>161213870
Holy shit, how fucking cute can this scene even get, though cutes not even the right word for it, pure? Romantic? Probably all of those, it's fucking perfect.
>>161213909
I want this to be it's own season, only that theres actually no way out.
>>161213967
Thank you, senpai.
If you have more of those, I'd appreciate it if you'd post them.

>>161207012
>Whether the projected aura of jealousy was fake or real is left to the viewer's interpretation.
Shinobu's feelings were implied to be romantic in Kizu anon and literally confirmed in ''Shinobu House" and Kabuki https://www.reddit.com/r/araragi/comments/595sp5/monogatari_short_stories_shinobu_house/

Don't mind the source it's just for translations

>>161214045
"Intimate" is the word I'd use. Not inherently sexual but very deep.

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>>161214148
I guess that describes what aura the scene gave off, I'll have to agree. I just couldn't find the right word for it, thanks, senpai.

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>>161210350
Sadly this video was hit by the same bullshit. Not available in my country (US). Thanks for trying though.

>>161214148
But is being this intimate like this, also not leaning towards romantic? Or are you simply talking about the scene itself.

>>161214205
You know, Shinobu is tall for a 8 year old. I am noticing this now.

>>161214311
araragi is just very short

>>161210403
Where is this image from?

>>161214311
Well rrgi is about 1,60 so if I had to guess she's like 1,30-1,40 and isn't that normal for a 8 year old? rrgi is just not very tall, and also asians are often shorter than the rest of humanity, and because shinobu is a western apparation, it's likely that she also has western genes.

>>161214148
That's because Shinobu is in her loli form. It would definitely be romantic if she was at least in teenager or adult Kiss-Shot form.

But even eight years old, Araragi still kissed her, so there's that.

>>161214311
Yes, she is like 170 in middle school age and 180 in high school age. Even when she is 8, she is same size as other two lolis who are about 11 or 12.

>>161214457
I'd like to know why stuff like this automatically gets lewder the older the characters get, it's like something we can't change.

>>161214457
Well, I believe the scene looked kinda romantic nonetheless. But mostly intimate yes , especially how Araragi himself deepens the kiss.

>>161214526
lf you are a lolicon you can be totally opposite, just like Araragi.

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>>161214526
Because even if Araragi's dick can't measure age (and if it can, it doesn't cares), it definitely reacts to breasts, butts and the fact that Kiss-Shot is fucking hot.

It's like there's two moods, "I want to protect this cute loli" and "maybe I want to fuck his loli" (with Araragi it's probably "I definitely want to fuck this loli sometimes" because that's how he rolls), with older Shinobu, it would be "dude I would definitely fuck this".

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>>161214557
It just seems like innocent, intimate love when she's a loli, but as soon as she grows people start to see it as something thats more romantic or even lewd. I mean, that was actually her first kiss if I'm not mistaken.

>>161214622
I'll have to agree. I just can't see Shinobu in anything lewd. I just like her how she is, I'd prefer to cuddle with her than actually lewd her. And that's not even only because she's a loli.

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>>161214622
There are retards who believe Shinobu has any experience in romance nor love. She thinks there is no lewd meaning to kisses or knows how to take a compliment. Since she literally becomes a stuttering mess when Araragi called her ''too'' beautiful.
>It just seems like innocent, intimate love when she's a loli, but as soon as she grows people start to see it as something thats more romantic or even lewd
It kinda stays the same even in her older forms. It's just that the picture changes.

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>>161214841
Wow, I had forgotten how Araragi can be really fucking smooth sometimes.

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>>161214841
She's so innocent when it comes to things like this, it's so cute.

>>161214712
>>161214622
Shinobu is essentially or she can be very lewd if she wants to. If you essentially get into a relationship, you kinda agree to become intimate with each other just like Araragi and Shinobu are. That intimacy can is always followed by romance and that can develop into lewd situations in the form of love. Deny one part is like denying that you like her.

>>161214841
It's said that Kabuki anime failed to protray the beauty of middle school Shinobu, it was still more like cuteness. However, Kizu movie really made it.

>>161215143
It's sad, l stuttered.

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>>161215057
Of course I know that rrgi and Shinobu probably are already very intimate when it comes to stuff like that, I myself just don't want to lewd her. That's the same reason why I don't really look up doujins of her, and even if, I'll most likely just pick an innocent, either romantic or intimate doujin to just read the story and the happy end for both of them. I just don't see her as a lewding object, but more as a... I can't really describe as what I see her. I guess, I just want her to be happy and as long as she's happy I'm happy too. Her and Araragi's relationship is just something special which I haven't seen before, which kind of makes me want to cherish it instead of just treating it like your standart relationship.

>>161215185
>I just want her to be happy and as long as she's happy I'm happy to

That, my man, is exactly how true 120% distilled waifu feelings for Bat looks like. You did good here.

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>>161215185
>>I just want her to be happy and as long as she's happy I'm happy to

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>>161215346
>>161215436
>>161215185

Why is Crab so shit?

>>161216627
Because she's fucking retarded and her fanbase is just as retarded as her, so they can't defend her in waifuwars.

I want Shinobu to win so bad

>>161216703
I hope I will be in this board the day Shinobu wins.

Oh, it will be fun.

>>161216703
She will most likely win, just by outliving or putting rrgi to a choice, which she probably wont do.

>>161203726
Every time Shinobu is on screen I'm reminded of how perfect she is.

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>>161216766
She truly is perfection herself.

>>161216766
She's too perfect

>>161210403
That seems like a chore

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>>161199597
Wow she must have chose that italian guy over you.
BUT YOU WERE SUCH A NICE GUY!!!

>>161199020
Well she does say Italia man, is that how you say Cassanova in japanese?

>>161217953
Or is it Casanova?

>>161200358
to my knowledge it's only french and italians that do, I'm pretty sure a german would beat the shit out of you with their gaze if you kissed their cheek.

>>161217953
>>161218321
Or Kasanoba?

>>161218387
They probably would group up on you and beat you half dead.
fucking cockroaches

>>161203726
The scene that further solidified Shinobu as best Monogatari in my books.

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>>161218735
Agreed.

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honestly, all of the haremettes are good choices, but it comes down to hanekawa for life partner as she is smart, down to earth, mature, etc, and shinobu for the one you protect and love, and fug. Also fuck would be snail, crab, and gaen, because they all seem to have a fuck me nature to them, not joking but they all have had the fuck me eyes at times especially and appearance in general.

Probably a reference to the movie Maladolescenza. Don't google it.

>>161219595
what where shinobu stops trying to get him off?

what is the amount of time that is usually between the anime releases, seasons i should say, because i assume this will get yet another season.

>>161218321
It's casanova not cassanova

>>161220039
Koyomi aired january last year, and owari august this year, so we'll probably get something next year too, if not next year, then early 2019

>>161202831
Next you'll be telling me you've never eaten a bread sandwich before!

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>>161203773

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>>161220729
I realized what I typed. That sounds very misleading. It's just that with their relationship he just suprised her, she even closed her eyes on she realized what was happening. Also this was her first kiss, so going in so suddenly might make her kind of struggle in a state of shock.

>>161208746
>Italians GOOD features

?

>>161209585
>This is one of the reasons why foreigners think that our culture is very cold.

I thought it was the latitude.

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>>161213967
>webm's
>good job

>>161198579
Imagine Araragi running a pizza delivery service

>one customer constantly stutters so you can't understand her order
>the next you is too nervous to speak and only moans into the phone
>the next one knows everything about pizza and explains to you why your menu is shit
>someone always wants a large tuna pizza
>there is this one fucking guy who orders tons of pizzas to a fake address
>Senjougahara calls like every five minutes
>your bet customer is some middle aged dude who orders two pizzas Hawaii because they go well with his shirt

Being Araragi-kun is suffering

>>161214505
>she is like 170 in middle school age and 180 in high school age

My pants are shrinking.

>>161221123
Kanbaru would sexually harass him, but order shittons of expensive pizza with her grandparents' money. Also, he always has someone to hang out with while on the job.

>>161221210
The Arabaru-Pizza-Combo sounds nice

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>>161221167
She's a very big girl for her age.

>>161221123
Don't forget the occasional pizza stealing shadow creature.

>>161221467
Playing with the pizza stealing shadow creature would make every shift fun.

>>161221683
but what would you play with her?

>>161207830
I also think she's French, but that doesn't bar her from visiting Italy and getting to know the culture. Why would she say that line otherwise?
Also she didn't go for it first because it was not on her mind. The line is just the first thing she thought of in surprise.

>>161221717
You can give her the toys from your Genki Gohan(™)

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>>161221746
Or you could buy her donuts and eat them with her while on your break.

>>161221868
Just make a hole in the middle of the pizza and tell her it's a very special donut

>>161221892
But she's even helping you with your shift, why not buy her a special Flocky Chou?

>>161221717
>speed pizza making competitions
>knock the toupee off of the guy from corporate
>distract Araragi while he's taking orders
>make dumb contraptions from materials lying around
>who can molest the other's ribs and collarbones harder
>we're not going to sell donuts
>I'm serious
>we sell cinnamon sticks because they're just pizza dough with some cheap toppings
>no we can't afford a fryer
>make things look like a glitch in the matrix with vampire powers

>>161221965
Tell her the donut store burned down and all the donuts are gone for the next 400 years

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>>161222012
:(

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>>161221983
Don't forget
>changing into a more grown up body and distracting araragi

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>>161222012
She's not that naive about human society.

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>>161221965
I'd headpat her

>>161222085
We'll see if our boy Araragi is ready for that next level loyalty ritual.

>>161222035
>>161222088
I am sorry. I feel bat now

>>161221983
This sounds like genuine fun

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>>161222146
He definately is

>>161222202
Agreed, I wish work would be this fun in real life too. Sadly nobody of us has his own cute shadow creature.

>>161222342
Good coworkers can make things fun. Sure, you're never going to find anyone nearly as amazing as her, but you can still enjoy it.

>>161221983
>sitting on Araragis lap while he's driving.

>>161221983
but what would you do when his shift is over

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>>161221983
>molest the other's ribs
L-Lewd.

>>161222516
There's even more opportunities then. Are you asking for another list or do you just want me to say "go to a hotel and have wild sex all night"?

>>161222610
I'm asking for another list, not the lewd answer.

>>161222625
>swing by Mister Donuts and get a discount for being such a frequent customer
>read and debate books
>come up with more hare-brained schemes to molest the fire sisters with brushes and vampire magic
>flop on top of each other in what looks like a tangled mess of limbs but is actually quite comfortable
>take a break from hanging out because Araragi has to study
>occasionally tease Araragi by going into teen form and pressing against him to make a comment, but let him get work done
>board games
>see if it's possible to share Araragi's shirt
>make Araragi a new shirt with vampire magic

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>>161222771
>flop on top of each other in what looks like a tangled mess of limbs but is actually quite comfortable
>see if it's possible to share Araragi's shirt
>make Araragi a new shirt with vampire magic
Cute . Thank you for providing another list my fantasy couldn't come up with senpai. Why can you think of cute and cozy things so much better than I can?

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>>161222771
>pressing against him

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>>161222035
>>161222088
>>161222012
>Tell her the donut store burned down and all the donuts are gone for the next 400 years
that would be a bad idea because she said this in nise. this is a rough translation but it would be really bad for us if, say, mister donut suddenly disappears.

>"Until now I still keep a secret with you. in five hundred years I have lived, in fact I had countless times to destroy the human race there. But, my master, now I can play with an emphatic oath in this place. If Mr.Donut still continue to exist, I will not destroy humanity! "

>>161214622
The reverse for me, the younger she gets, the lewder she looks.

>>161222942
>Until now I still kept something secret from you. In the five hundred years I lived, I had countless chances to destroy the human race right then and there! But, わがあるじさま, I can play with an emphatic oath in this place. If Mr. Donut continues to exist, I will not destroy humanity!
Just fixed it a bit, no offense.

>>161222865
I dunno. I just come up with a bunch of ideas and see which ones stick out.

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Post cute bat.

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>>161223069
It still worked. I'd like you to continue, but that's only if you'd like.

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>>161223070

>>161199020
>Casanova
>Italian
[Venetian screeching]

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>>161223070
cute.

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>>161223070

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>>161223070
Shinobu is her CUTE baby blue steward dress.

>>161223103
A few more before I go to bed:
>Araragi burying himself in Shinobu's hair
>he gets over enthusiastic and tangles himself in it
>planning a grand regional donut shop tour
>poking Shinobu in the nose for no particular reason
>she instinctively looks at the finger and goes cross eyed
>Araragi laying his head in Shinobu's lap
>talking about stupid things
>Shinobu makes him go cross-eyed this time
>talking about stupid things and flirting mildly until Araragi falls asleep
>Shinobu replaces her lap with a pillow using some crazy ninja move that doesn't disturb him
>covers Araragi with a blanket and turns off the lights

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>>161223425
>he gets over enthusiastic and tangles himself in it
>poking Shinobu in the nose for no particular reason
>she instinctively looks at the finger and goes cross eyed
>talking about stupid things and flirting mildly until Araragi falls asleep
CUTE
Thank you anon, hopefully I'll see you again in the next batgatari thread.

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CUTE bat cuddling her plushie.

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desu

She wants the spicy sausage.

She's asking if he's Italian.

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>>161224049
Holy shit that's so cute

>>161208880
Holy fuck

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>>161224049
>>161224174
>>161223547
>>161223461
>>161223372
>>161223280
>>161223191
>>161223121
>>161223107
>>161223094
Post more, anons!

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>>161224664
got you

Do you think Shinobu ate anyone in between getting separated from Araragi and bonding again?
How much time was in between?

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>>161224695
witch one do you like the most anons

>>161222085
Can she change at will now? How?

>>161224714
A day at best.
1 is completly horrible
2 is nearly the same
3 is bearable
4 is pretty cute
5 is even cutest
and 6 is also cute.

>>161224773
>1 is completly horrible
>2 is nearly the same
>3 is bearable
>4 is pretty cute
>5 is even cutest
>and 6 is also cute.
Was meant for
>>161224715
Also
>>161224759
I don't think so.

>>161224759
She did Change her age even without Araragi in Waza. If it get animated, you will see a lot different Shinobus.

>>161224800
Wasn't Waza just her story on how she turend into a vampire?
>>161224715
Post more of choose one shinobu pictures.

Can Monogatari vampires get pregnant?

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>>161224817
Yes. In Shinobus case she would probably get a full vamp child because Araragi is after all, even if not full, a vampire.

>>161224816
No, it was3 stories. Kiss-Shot and her master, Shinobu helping Karen with different forms and vampire Hanekawa (blonde with golden eyes)

>>161224849
>vampire hanekawa
I know that one, I made the spoiler in yesterdays thread after all.
But what the fuck do you mean by
>Shinobu helping Karen with different forms
Explain.

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>>161224816
dont have any more pick one sorry :3

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>>161224893
Thanks anyway.

>>161224865
Karen went to wild mountains to do some stupid shit. Araragi asked Shinobu to follow Karen and protect her. Shinobu used different forms each time when she appears and helps Karen. Karen was convinced that there were a huge family of girls climbing the mountain with her.

>>161224935
Holy shit, I need to read that. Karen Ogre, right?

>>161224951
yes

>>161224714
>Do you think Shinobu ate anyone in between getting separated from Araragi and bonding again?
>How much time was in between?
it was only for a few days. she has consumed one and not actually eat. she need to turn araragi again into her minion so they can do the pairing stuff again like in kizu. if she did not do that, araragi could not 'energy drain' her so she would be in her girl form again. not sure though how they manage to speed up the process this time around.

>>161214081
I know that, I'm just saying that at that point in time, they both think the other views their relationship purely platonically.
Even if she does have romantic feelings for him in that scene, the "agreed upon" relationship between them is what makes the surprise.
The thing is, that in a series full of banter that's meant to tease or lead away from the important, the implications in Shinobu House and Kabuki are rather unclear.
The reason why I'm such a pain to convince is because I more like the idea of their relationship being platonic, which makes it more unique than it already is.
I'm not saying I'm right and I'm not saying you're right. There are a lot of things in Monogatari open to interpretation and I feel this is one of them.
For example, >>161214841
could very much be right by saying that Shinobu does not know the difference at all.

Can Nisio vampires get pregnant?

>>161225975
Where do you think Episode came from...

>>161225975
>>161224832

>>161226009
well usually it's a male vampire raping a human female

>>161204947
D E A D

>>161216703
Anon, she already won his heart.

>>161214939

Smooth? That very picture you used is him going apeshit in his mind at the mere act of calling Hanekawa.

I think no matter how much time passes, she'll always be a holy existence to him. Like a mother. If even the part of him that Ougi was that wants to be in a rivalry can internally regret never getting a smile from her, you know it's true.

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>>161224951
>“Don’t put anything and everything in your mouth! This is why you get your teeth brushed by your brother!”
BAT
STOP

>>161210403
typing a list of Popes or Pharaohs will be easier by the time it's done I reckon.

>>161226751
Did Araragi put something else into her mouth?

>>161223121
I like this one, feels like art from Musubi

>>161226862
Who knows.
Though in that context she put something in her mouth that she got from Shinobu, a bear bell or something like that, because she thought it was candy.

>>161226751
Is Shinobu jealous again? I think Ragi needs to brush her teeth

>>161224759
>>161224800
>>161224816
She gets the ability to change at forms buy will. I heart she frequently goes 17

>>161226937
Jeez, no. It's not like that.
As if she was trying to wrap up the discussion about the bears running away as fast as possible, the older girl handed me a small object—what is this, a piece of candy?

I popped it into my mouth.

“Idiot!”

She slapped me.

Not only have I been suplexed by this strange person, but now slapped as well—huh? Does this mean I still haven’t had nearly enough training? Or maybe this person does martial arts too?

She has a great figure, after all.

“Don’t put anything and everything in your mouth! This is why you get your teeth brushed by your brother!”

Hm? Did I tell her about that?

I must have told her earlier that I had a brother, so I suppose that’s something that typically happens with brothers and sisters.

It certainly happens in the Araragi household.

It happens.

Anyway, because of the slap, I spat out the object in my mouth.

It wasn’t candy.

It was a bell.

Not a handbell—a round bell.

“It’s called a bear bell. Attach it to your bag. It’ll jingle every time you take a step, so it should discourage the bears.”

Ah, I see.

There are some smart people in the world.

Whoever thought of this was a genius.

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>mfw in the world of Monogatari, it's totally possible that Araragi can be the one arresting you for being a pedophile.

>>161226984
>I heart she frequently goes 17
I wonder for what purpose

>>161226958

But then you have evidence of him admitting to wanting to purchase underage porngraphy, and video evidence of him molesting a 6 year old Hanekawa.

Heck, if you want to really grill him, tell him you'll find and show Hanekawa the footage, then he'll back down.

>>161199154
that would be greek my man

>>161227009
>>161226984
Probably to either tease araragi or to get some kind of advantage out of it? I'm not sure. She did use it in Karen Ogre for example to fool Karen. Though I have to admit reading what
>>161227003
posted, I can't wait for Wazamonogatari to get animated.

>>161227003
It's totally like that. She wants some teethbrushing

>>161204874
Is she retarded?

>>161227046
>Probably to either tease araragi
I remember a scene in Kizu where Araragi was all nervous when talking to teenobu and then tried to hold himself from molesting her when she was asleep

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>>161227077
Shut up you bully. She's clumsy.

>>161227008
-Saw a guy molesting little girls
-Called police
-See the criminal again

>>161225442
You do realize there is a whole lot more to go on about then the examples I mentioned anon. Kiss-Shot/Shinobu's feelings were ever platonic towards Araragi. I don't think if you know, but in Kizu, Kiss-Shot expressed bitterness at the believe she as a person was not special to Araragi. What Kiss-Shot did in Route X was litterally a fucking confession. It's right in your face ano. All I see you doing is turning your head around and simply ignoring it.

Shinobu's feels towards Araragi were long since accepted to be romantic anon.

>>161227106
I remember a scene like that too, though that was not in the movie, right?

>>161227120
>saw a guy molesting little girls
>called the local police
>that guy picks up the phone

>>161227151
wew

>>161227151
>saw a guy molesting a loli
>try to call the police
>he starts handcuffing the loli

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>saw a guy molesting little girls
>I am pretty disgusted
>talked with some people about it
>investigation
>they put a cop stationed in the local preschool so the molester can't attack them too
>the cop is Araragi

>>161227143
Nah, they cut it. They cut too much shit tbqhfyi, especially with best girls like Bat and Monkey, that's why Shaft's adaptations are so terrible to me, that and mischaracterization along with bad emotional portraits. Kizu of course was good it at least tried to "adapt" it, but still.

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>>161227235
>see molester
>go into a coffee shop and call the police
>get out of the coffee shop
>police arrives on bike and takes the little girl back to the station
>this happens

>>161227003
I want a full summary of that, anon.

>>161227328
Nah, I'm not the summary anon, I'm just some idiot too retarded to speak nippon so he looked up a half finished translation.

Summary of Shinobumonogatari(Never)

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>>161225442
>he reason why I'm such a pain to convince is because I more like the idea of their relationship being platonic, which makes it more unique than it already is.
>There are a lot of things in Monogatari open to interpretation and I feel this is one of them
Sounds to me like you're just trying to fool yourself into believing this anon. It's really not open for interpretation. Don't take this the wrong way, but you are pulling some mental gymnastics in order to convince yourself like this. You do remember what happened when Doll kissed him and how Shinobu reacted to that? Or just like how this anon mentioned>>161227139 that Kiss-Shot in Route X basically confessed her feelings towards Araragi. Or how she pressured him multiple times with the question "Who is most important to you?" While the readers may know the answer it's different for the characters in the series. Denying Shinobu's feelings, is kinda the same as denying we need oxygen to survive. Both are pretty fucking obvious.

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I like 17 years old Shinobu the best. Truly majestic.

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>>161227263

If you're smart, you can at least get the nuances they wanted to get across with Shinobu and Kanbaru, since they are so in your face about it.

What I feel they really failed is the nuances about his friendship with Hanekawa and it's complexities. Hell, there is so much really meaty stuff behind that "I win" that she gives at the end of Ougi Dark that drives home so many things you find out with Ougi's reveal.

Let's not even begin to talk about how badly they fucked up the stuff at the end of Tsubasa Tiger and the letter.

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>>161227543
That 18 year old shinobu. This is the 17 year old version
>>161215185

Do Arararagi and Crab ever break up in the later books?

You guys just need a translation of Shoujo fujuubun, where Nisio literally said He wrote a story about a Vampire falls in love with a Hyprocite

>>161227636
Yeah, like 3 times.

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>>161225975
>>161226246
shinobu has another special means to pro-create aside from conventional means. ougi was actually something that came out of shinobu. araragi just influenced her personality to some extent by his "self-criticism". unlike other oddities like kako who is really a part of hanekawa, ougi is a seperate entity from araragi. she actually has a body and not some kind of apparition so everybody could see her like shinobu. quotes from gaen.

>“With how hard Shinobu-san has exploited her matter creation skill up ’till now, it would be totally feasible for her to create an oddity, a high school girl, or whatever else.

>“Basically, the last name ‘Oshino’ doesn’t come from Meme Oshino, but from Shinobu Oshino. If you take into consideration that you and Shinobu Oshino are essentially one in body and soul, you could consider Ougi Oshino to be your joint production.

>>161227658
I still don't understand that, finished almost all monogatari series(except Koyomi and Owari 2) and they weren't even close to break up. Not even once. How come they're so unstable later in books?

>>161227658
any particular reasons?

>>161227703
It turns out that Araragi is a terrible boyfriend. Who knew?

>>161227756
>>161227703
I don't know when or why, I just know that in Musubi Oikura listened to his relationship problems and said something with "not breaking up for the 4th time"

>>161227756
Career, Araragi wants to work at his town but Hitagi got really good offer outside the country. Sodachi, she was living in Araragi's house again for a while and Hitagi can't allow that to happen. Forget about another one

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>>161226751
>>161226937
>Is Shinobu jealous again? I think Ragi needs to brush her teeth
shinobu is exhibiting some type of jealousy to karen. we can see this by comparing how she treated karen in karen brushing and how she treated tsukihi in tsukihi brushing. though she helped karen in karen ogre, the slap says something else.

excerpt posted here >>161227003

araragi need to put himself together then avoid doing stuff that somehow infuriates shinobu to some extent.

>>161227818
He had a loli to take care of from the beginning, which he just grew closer with the longer took care of her, she was doomed from the beginning.

>>161227848
Seriously, having her in his shadow and still doing that shit with his sisters, hes a fucking asshole.

>>161227827
>>161227831
Thank you.

It's interesting that Shinobu and Hitagi both really strict about Araragi being to close with other girls but they just ignore each other.

extra loli vs loli vs teen vs adult, which is best bat?

>>161201693
>>161218387
People do that in UK a lot

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>>161228029
Who is extra loli? Kizu loli?
I'd probably pick normal loli form.
>>161228010
bat could honestly just make rrgi pick and he'd choose bat. Though she probably doesn't have the courage to do so, or as to not make rrgi mad.

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Reminder.

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>>161228337

>>161218592
yes it's カサノバ

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>>161228010
Well, of course Crab knows that if she even tries to make Araragi choose between her and Bat, rrgi would choose Bat every time without a second's pause.

>>161228418
>>161228337
What do you think her last words were?

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>>161228480
She probably doesn't. The last time they had a conversation about Shinobu, Araragi told her that she was "nothing" and that was that.

Crab might know that they're close but I don't think she knows that much.

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>>161228487
Or of course;
"I was never better than Shinobu for you."

>>161228487
I dont know if that's even the speech bubble for her last words but the right one says something with "but" so idk

>>161228574
That's pretty much the doujin is trying to say at that scene.

>>161228650
She said I don't want do die

>tfw Shinobu is so kind and caring she never tells Araragi to ditch his crab
She's too pure for this world
Meanwhile Crab infuriates Araragi with calling her a "loli slave"

>>161228673
Holy shit, are you kidding me? That was actually what I hoped were her last words. Though shouldn't there be the mention of "しのぶ" or the heart-under-blade kanji? 忍 I think was it, if I'm not mistaken.

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>>161228776

>the doujin is trying to say at that scene.
He meant the doujin, not the exact words of crab , you idiot.
>>161228737
She's as pure as you can get.

>>161228673
Of course the actual doujin is crabfaggotry to the end.

>>161221167
Fully formed Kiss Shot is 2m tall (6ft7in). Shinobu is a big girl.

>>161228776
Although that's not her last word. But the story is she feels she is horrible person and decide to sucide when Araragi going to tell his story and realationship with Shinobu. You words are kind like what Hitagi was thinking although she didn't say.

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>>161228514
Yeah, I think people grossly overestimate how much Crab knows about Bat. Crab intentionally keeps her distance from the topic of Bat.

>>161228864
So basically she's too weak to take what Shinobu had to endure all the time? Awesome, I like that doujin already.

>>161228737

When there is literally no downside and you can get the cuddles and affection you want, whenever you want, and just relax at your leisure, it much easier than it would be in most relationships.

Most relationship counselors would day that to make any polyamorous relationship work, you got to acknowledge and respect your partner's partner. This here is the standard and ultimately ineffective "I'll ignore that other person's existence until I'm forced to acknowledge it".

When the inevitable confrontation happens though, it'll probably be Hanekawa smoothing it over, Team Mom that she is.

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>>161229037
I hope she doesn't. I seriously hope rrgi is put to a choice.

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>>161229099
The tears from the crabfags will nurture me for weeks if it happens.

>>161229168
Knowing Ararararagi, it's a big question who will burst in tears and consider suicide.

>>161228107
>Though she probably doesn't have the courage to do so, or as to not make rrgi mad.
He has no right to get mad. He's committed himself to Shinobu before he met Hitagi and once more after. He should fucking take responsibility. I don't believe Shinobu would ever do something that would make Araragi upset, but she might snap and just tell him to choose one in the future. But both Araragi and Shinobu keep saying shit: "in the future, to a better future"

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>>161229168
Just imagine crabfags trying to fight it and just getting BTFO with 3 words.
>Crab has lost

>>161229099

Oh, I never said he wouldn't make a choice, but Cat would be there to make sure it stays civil and ends amicably.

While Araragi fumbles and bumbles, and then gets to say a cool line at the end that makes people forget he was a moron a second ago.

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>>161229226
My dick would be hard enough to cut the reality itself by then.

Senjo's mom was in love with another guy and using him to get rid of the religion stuff they encountered. Her mom is living a happy life now just like her. That Makes her think she was using Araragi to get rid of the crab. Just like how much she hates her mom, she hates herself for being totally same as her mom. She also feels guilty about Kaiki thing happened in Nise. That's why she think herself a horrible person and not deserve the love from Araragi.

>>161229212
>I don't believe Shinobu would ever do something that would make Araragi upset, but she might snap and just tell him to choose one in the future.
she snapped a little to karen in "karen ogre". karen had a nice big slap on her face. >>161227003. that was just araragi brushing karen's teeth (and probably more that we don't know about). shinobu's double meaning words.

>“Don’t put anything and everything in your mouth! This is why you get your teeth brushed by your brother!”