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What non animated Monogatari are you excited for the most, anons?

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What non animated Monogatari are you excited for the most, anons?
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Isn't all of Monogatari non animated?
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>>161174387
Not the OPs, man.
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>>161174342
None.
Owari ended it perfectly, it doesn't need more milking.
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>>161174342
What's the next one to get animated after zoku?
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Zokuowari, so I can finally get off the train.
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>>161174446
Orokamonogatari
>Sodachi Fiasco
>Tsukihi Undo
>Suruga Bonehead
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So am I right in saying that Ougi wanted Araragi killed because deep down that's what Araragi believed that's what he deserved?
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>>161174342
Orokamonogatari.

Sodachi Fiasco was one of my favourite stories and I'd love to see what Shaft would do with Sodachi's perculiar way of narrating. It would be weird but amazing if Marina Inoue voiced all of Sodachi's classmates as well seeing that there's almost no direct speech in this arc. I'd also really look forward to Tsukihi Undo. Seeing Tsukihi actually do something for once would be amazing, she barely got screentime in her own arc.
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>>161174493
>aren't there people who deserve to be resurrected more than me?
Most definately
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>>161174493
He either felt he deserved to suffer or he felt like he was cheating by using his vampiric side to not die the several times he pretty much was going to.
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>>161174532
I don't want to die but if someone tried to resurrect me, knowing it's an extremely rare thing, I'd have that question too.
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Wazamonogatari.
I can't wait to see Deathtopia and Princess Acerola for the first time.
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>>161174493
I don't think Ougi actually tried to get Araragi killed. The reason she hired Tadatsuru was to create a rift between Yotsugi and him
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>>161174493
He's spent most of this show trying to get himself killed
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>>161174508
If they adapt Sodachi Fiasco, I wonder if it will be Oishi again. The story would work very well with some original direction different from Araragi's for Sodachi's crazy headspace.
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>>161174612
>The reason she hired Tadatsuru was to create a rift between Yotsugi and him
Why?
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Tried rewatching this series but idk I can't get into it again. What to do?
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>>161174680
Because she did the same with Oshino, Yozuru, Cat, Snail and a few others.
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>>161174342
Just Zoku really, I'm content with leaving things at that, as tempting as the the Ougi and Yotsugi books coming out sound.
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>>161174709
Either watch it or don't
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>>161174745
Why are the women so autistic
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>>161174342
Sodachi fiasco for sure. Although I have no idea something like that would work in anime form. It's literally all internal monologues, even the conversations.
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>>161174774
Why is it their fault and not yours?
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>>161174585
Won't we get to see Shinobu's human form in Zoku?
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>>161174833
I'm not the author
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>>161174342
Zaregoto.
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>>161174508
>>161174342
Best waifu.
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>>161174822
>mfw I remember the god-tier threads after Owari 1 when people argued non-stop about whether Math was responsible for her mother's death or not
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>>161174855
I thought she didnt show her face in that one because she still had her human curse?
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musubi
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>>161174925
Yeah, she was hidden behind a veil the whole time. Even then Araragi started feeling like he needed to sacrifice himself and had to get escorted out eventually.
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>>161174904
And the armchair psychology threads trying to define her exact psychological problems.
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>>161174972
How can you be so perfect that people would just sacrifice themselves as soon as they see you?
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>>161175007
And the constant shitposting about whether she was sexually abused as well as being physically abused.
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>>161174872
O R A N G E M I N T
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https://youtu.be/Yvit1jnercw?
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>>161175063
I remember that part the most vividly to be honest.
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>>161174997
So how does she have long hair again?
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>>161174904
she let her mother die
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>>161175209
Yes, that was the conclusion I believe was reached in the end. She didn't kill her mother, but she sure as hell didn't do anything to stop her mother killing herself in one of the most painful ways possible.
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>>161175182
Hair tends to grow, anon.
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>>161175291
Yes but unless your name is Tsukihi it isn't nearly that fast. That's like 3-4 years worth of hair.
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>>161174493

Not necessarily killed at first. At first she just wanted him to not to have all these friends and relationships with happy endings. As it went on, the only way to do that was to kill him.
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>>161175258
Math has had a hard life in general. Will she ever find happiness?
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>>161175418
Probably not. She has serious emotional trauma.
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TRANSLATED COMMENTARIES WHEN
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So which of the main characters are going to become actual specialists? The can't all be normie wannabes.
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>>161175578
Kanbaru.

What's Specialist money like?
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So, in regards to the recent finale, I'm not sure if I missed something because I wasn't as whelmed as I expected to be for the end of this series.
Was Tsukimonogatari animated? That's the book where they do the shit with the Doll guy from hell, right? Cause I missed it if it has.

Could someone run me up to speed on how Ougi was born again?
It's been a long time since I last saw Bake, but did Shinobu end up eating the devil arm? Because I thought I saw it again in the Suruga Devil Arc.
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>>161175488
>this part where Tsubasa finally gets her revenge for Ougi mauling her ass in the commentaries (among other things)
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>>161175209
Little girls can't take care of suicidal parents.
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>>161174508
This is qute

Does Tsukihi ever find out the truth about Ononoki?
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>>161175642
I-is 'whelmed' a word? Overwhelmed and underwhelmed, sure, but 'whelmed'?
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>>161175447
Sodachi story is pretty tragic, it hits home for alot of people because its also the most down to earth and realistic.
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>>161175650
A+
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>>161175578
Nadeko should become one as a side job. Her manga doesn't sell and being a specialist seems to pay a lot.

I'd also like to see Tsukihi and Yotsugi having specialist adventures together because Tsukihi Undo sounded amazing. Tsukihi is still looking for her place in live anyways, being a travelling specialist might suit her
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>>161175700
In Tsukihi Undo.
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>>161175642
Yes it was
>how ougi was born
Surugas Mom once had some kind of oddity similar to Ougi, called the "Rainy Devil" somehow that shit went into the devil arm and when seishirou first appeared again in the cram school, right before it burned down, he energy drained a bit of kanbarus strength and gave a bit of the devil am back when he energy drained rrgi. So basically out of the devil arm, araragis knowledge and shinobus powers, next to many many different powers because of seishirou who was the original oddity slayer once, came Ougi.
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>>161175703
Well, it's not like you can't be side-whelmed. You've spent too long here, anon, you've got to start thinking a little more three dimensionally. There's only so much whelming to go around, afterall.
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>>161175771
How does she react?

How does she find out?
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>>161175796
She finds out in Tsukihi Undo but she gets killed when she tries to save Yotsugi from the Slug Tofu. Just like in Nise, she forgets the details of her death and that Yotsugi was alive. The story ends on a comedic note with her finding out again though, so who knows if she's in the know at the moment
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>>161175714
Owari 1 was fucking brilliant. The first arc was a bit of an odd one (and would set the precedent for Araragi's shitty memory that would crop up right throughout Koyomimonogatari), but everything after that was prime Monogatari.
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>>161175771
Holy fuck, does that mena she actually talks with her and gets into the supernatural?
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>>161175337
The joke was that it had been so long since she had an arc, they moment hers actually started her hair grew. That's why she's wearing the stuff she was wearing in Hitagi End.
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>>161175622
I expected as much from underrated girl. Wasn't she becoming a doctor?
What happened to Hanekawa? What did she mean she sold her mind?
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>>161175806
>The story ends on a comedic note with her finding out again though

Thats hilarious, good to know and that would be fun to see animated.
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>>161175796
She catches Yotsugi eating ice cream. Yotsugi then pretends to be a doll again, only for Tsukihi to coat her in salad oil and slowly move a burning match towards her. Yotsugi has to react and tells her she's a magical girl possessing her doll and she needs to defeat a monster.
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>>161175836
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>>161175836
She's literally an internationally wanted person who wants to break down the barriers between countries and has body doubles and shit. Probably the nuttiest direction Nisio has gone with any established character.
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>>161175836
>>161175884
>people don't understand metaphors
I'm pretty sure she's working for the CIA in some capacity.
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>>161175865
>only for Tsukihi to coat her in salad oil and slowly move a burning match towards her.

Yeah that sounds like something Tsukihi would do alright
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>>161175780
I fucked my watching order then. Goddamn Shaft and their jumbled chronology. Between when and when was Tsukimonogatari released?
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>>161175884
It's a metaphor. Whores are usually portrayed as stupid, so by selling her body to old men for money she became "dumber".

Expect nothing else from Nisio and Shaft.
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>>161175908
I'm on 2/3 of Owari S2 and wait what the hell

Please let this be animated
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>>161174480
>>Sodachi Fiasco
UUUUGGHh she's coming BACK?
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>>161175823
>>161175796
Yotsugi is somehow able to convince her that she's a magical girl from another world rather than an oddity.
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>>161175943
>Between when and when was Tsukimonogatari released?
Before Owari 1 and after Hana. How did you miss out on that? It was a very important arc.
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>>161175943
Between Hanamonogatari and Owarimonogatari 1
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>>161175958
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>>161175961
Yep. I don't rally like her either.
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>>161175961
>best girl coming back
>this is some how a bad thing

What are you, gay?
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So how much focus does Kanbaru have now? A lot of stories can be told with her. Hana was Kino.
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>>161175961
She's really good in sodachi fiasco.
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https://youtu.be/B0OhjYYngEQ

Ougi's singing voice is super cute. I also really enjoyed the visuals for the Ougi Dark OP.
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>>161175939
She's always super extreme and I love it. Tsukihi also wields a Naginata to help Yotsugi fight.
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>>161176052
Does she ever find out she's an oddity
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>>161176045
She get's one more arc in everything that'S been published or announced by nisio so far.
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>>161175983
>>161175993
Thanks.
Well, it was an OVA and missed it the first time round, I tried to rewatch, but ran out of time after watching Hana, and I didn't want to be left out.
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Took me a few days, but it's finally starting to hit me that the main story is over.

I imagine it will take a chronological rewatch for it to fully hit me though.
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>>161176045
I know lots of people found it boring but goddamn was it pretty.
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>>161176014
Well she is like half oddity anyways. I bet she is immune to bullets.
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>>161176107
This. I really want to start one but am scared of the ending.
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Has anyone seen any info on the release of the OST for owari part 2? I can stop listening to both OPs. I am assuming it will be about the same time as the BDs but I dont know for sure as I rarely am this excited for OSTs
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>>161176014
Fucking lol
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>>161176127
I don't even know if they've filled in all the chronological gaps yet, though.
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>>161176078
No. Though it seems like only a matter of time until she finds out. I hope she gets to co-star in one of the Yotsugi arcs and finds out then
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>>161176109
I wouldn't say it was boring, but it was weird and a bit of a mindfuck at times.

>>161176172
All the important ones have been filled.
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>>161175946
Or so many experiences have shaped her heart, causing her to need her brain less. Maybe.
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>>161176134
I'm still pissed that Hitagi Rendezvous didn't get an OP.
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>>161175943
The order of this series border superstition. If its full moon, tsuki comes before owari. If a groundhog sees its shadow, nise is first season. Who the fuck knows the order anymore!
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>>161176302
>nise is first season
So Shinobu goes into quiet mode, starts speaking with him and beats ononoki and then goes back to quite for a full season? And Koyomi is saying "I'll introduce you to my girlfriend" before he even has one? What?
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>>161176206
I almost forgot about Zoku. So Zoku was not part of nishio's plan?
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>>161176247
It's a crime against humanity on the same level as Shinobu not getting openings.
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>>161176364
Bake is first season you baka
>>161176302
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>>161175808
Araragi's shitty memory is partially explained by the Ougi reveal. The whole Ougi Formula arc is basically Araragi forcing himself to recount the events that happened and come to terms with what he secretly knew but didn't want to admit (except that the side doing the forcing had separated itself as Ougi).
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>>161176247
Don't remind me.
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>>161176206
>Kizu (Never)
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>>161176390
but kizu is technically first
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>>161176390
ばかじゃないの
>>161176302
>nise is first season
He's the baka here.
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>>161176456
Kizunever
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>>161176369

Zoku should be pretty wild.

If I remember right, there should be a scene where Godeko, Kamikuji, and Loli Hanekawa pass a bottle of sake and chat together.
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>>161176247
I saw a rumor floating around that they are likely to add one for crab to the BDs as they have done something similar in the past. I really hope this will be the case because I agree. I was very disappointed. The thing about Shinobu never having an OP will forever piss me off. I still really love the 2 new ones that were released however. The Mayoi one in particular.
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>>161176402
That doesn't explain his shitty memory in Koyomimonogatari though.

>>161176424
>>161176501
It's a relic from a more innocent age.
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>>161176539
Shinobu in Yotsugi's clothing is hella cute, someone please swap them if they have their figmas and take a pic!
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>>161176539
>The Mayoi one in particular.
I've never been a fan of Mayoi OPs, but her one in Mayoi Hell was easily the best one she's had.

>that Batsnek ass
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>>161176539
>Crab's signature outfit is just the school uniform
I don't understand why they don't use literally anything elsr
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Why do people want it to end? I never want to get off this train
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>>161176543
It's probably not only due to his shitty memory but also because represses all inconvenient memories like him fucking up that art project
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>>161176539
>batsnek
HNNNNNGH
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Wait, Ougi was RRG's self-loathing? Since when did he exhibit that?

He's self-destructive, for sure, but I thought Ougi would have something to do with his obsession with helping helpless women at any cost, even when it was beyond his ability to do so.
What was her end-game, anyway?
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>>161176599
Why do people think its ending? look at naruto
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>>161176543
>That doesn't explain his shitty memory in Koyomimonogatari though.
Yeah, that's just Araragi being dumb. Koyomi Stone happens like 2 weeks after Kizu, though, so I don't really blame him for not remembering mundane stuff from before that.
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>>161175961
Thankfully she is a regular character since zoku.
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>>161176655
His repressed, guilty, self-loathing feelings.

I mean did you see when he said he felt he didn't deserve to be thrust out of hell when so many others deserve it more?

That kind of guilt.
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>>161176655
You mean helpless PRETTY women. There is a huge difference in selfless behavior here.
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>>161176671
>Zoku-Owari
>Oroka
How is that a regular?
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>>161176658
Mostly referring to the people who say they're dipping after Zoku. I think Shaft will do the rest of the novels
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>>161176628
That's a convenient ability he has.

>>161176655
>Since when did he exhibit that?
It's not in your face, but it's present right throughout Monogatari. RRG constantly second guesses himself and feels like he's not doing the right thing but rather just correcting mistakes. Ultimately Ougi was born of his belief that he has been far too lucky in that he rarely does the "right" thing yet things still turn out okay in the end, and for that he hates himself and feels like he deserves to be punished in order to restore "balance".
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>>161176711
>Zoku-Owari
>Oroka
>Nade
>Musubi
>Shinobu

Probably appears more often than the MC's girlfriend
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>>161176110

It's kinda funny how that is. She merged, not exorcists or destroyed Kako and the Meddlesome Cat, unlike what Araragi didn't with the oddities he created, and it has a permanent effect on her.

I bet Nisio will come up with some bullshit that she doesn't want to burden the sisters in her heart anymore, so she never summons them. She was pretty adamant about that even when she was about to die in Tsubasa Sleeping.
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>>161176728
I think i could things a lot better too. Why isnt there an androgynous ghost that follows me?
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>>161176671
I was hoping that Sodachi would grow up to be in academia although musubi destroyed that hope. Imagine her being your math professor.
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>>161176765
When is she there in Nade?
And when in Musubi?
I know there was something with her in Shinobumonogatari.
Sorry, am still learning にほんご
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Reminder doll is love.
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>>161176689
Yeah, but that was one time, and kind of understandable considering the circumstances. Mayoi was right there, after all.
He's expressed regret at not being able to do more in the past, and Ougi sort of helped Nadeko's Identity Crisis where RRG couldn't, in a really roundabout way, but other than that I'm not sure she helped all that much.
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>>161176807
Ougi wasn't there to help
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>>161176766
>just turning into Heart-Under-Blade's primtime thrall
Fuck off man, that's not fair.
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>>161176766
I kinda want to see Tsubasa Sleeping adapted just so we can get a glimpse of Super Saiyan Vampire Rage Hanekawa.
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>>161176767
You just need to hate yourself more.

>>161176782
>Imagine her being your math professor.
Will she break down crying in lectures on a regular basis?
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>>161176716
I bet no one is dipping. we have comed so far, its been 8 years of irregular schedules. Five more are not an issue.
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>>161176858
I can't wait for Waza.
Pre vamp Acerola, Deathtopia and fucking vampire Hanekawa.
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>>161176794
She meets Nadeko in Nade and Nadeko even calls her "Sodachi-onee-chan". She appears like a warmhearted concerned older sister to Nadeko, completly different from her usual insane self.

In Musubi, Araragi meets her and they have banter and dinner together and she even gives him some relationship advice. We also learn a bit about their relationship during college
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>>161176914
>Five
>F
>i
>v
>e
>FIVE
>5
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>>161174342
>hebimonogatari
>all other girls besides Snek are dead
>12 episodes of playing twister with Araragi
Make my dreams come true.
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Hey I heard Nisio is making Dhampirmonogatari about Araragi and Shinobu's kid in the far distant future.
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>>161176782
Her career was foreshadowed and it was compatible with her appearance in nademonogatari. She can still eventually do a masters/doctorate and go to research or become a teacher. Office lady Sodachi art when?
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>>161176766
Didn't Araragi just create one oddity?
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>>161176858
>>161176918
>vampire Hanekawa
explain
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>>161176864
>You just need to hate yourself more.
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>>161176956
Dont you mean Tsuisutāmonogatari?
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>>161176974
Please. And any other cool shit that happens? I dont mind spoilers but my curiousity is piqued.
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>>161174342

Does MC ever put it inside of Crab? Because I want that one animated. I like Crab.
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>>161176858

It will be good so we can see her transform, best the shit out of them, and then ask her captors in a stern but polite voice.

"I need advice on how to remain friends with the boy I like."

And then they just kill themselves, right there, in defeat.
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How many dead people does it take to crew in a lightbulb?

Two
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>>161176864
>Hate myself more
I'll try but I can't make any promises
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How come Hanekawa can create oddities with every major issue she has while Araragi needs a contrived connection with Shinobu's servant and Sodachi, queen of denial, is just a regular girl. Is Hanekawa a strong psychic? Did Nishi ever explain muggles in this series?
>>161177009
He did walked her gently
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>>161175110
I actually loved this OP. One of my favorites from all the gatari ones.
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Patiently waiting for Kimonogatari
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>>161176974
Oh shit here we go.
So basically Hanekawa was on the search for Oshino. She traveled around the world to find him and as we know he wasn't in a likely place to be, he was in a VERY unlikely place to be. Well somehow she found him quite a bit of time before she returned, but Oshino didn't want to leave antarctica, he would only help rrgi out if she had a good oddity story, because thats literally what he collects, well she had that one story when she was in germany where she met Dramaturgy and in hopes of getting information of him to oshinos location, she helped him with one of his jobs. It was about 2 vampires, male and female. They were abducting tourists. Dramaturgy told her the job would take at most 5 years, but because that was too long for hanekawa to wait they came up with a better idea, that is, using her as bait. They let her run around nights and when low waist and high something actually abducted her dramaturgy followed her into some kind of illusion of a village. Dramaturgy fucked it up and got imprisoned, same as hanekawa. While they wait for their fate, dramaturgy gives her some kind of a cyanide pill for vampires, it would kill him, but the effects on a human are not known. Hanekawa gets taken with them so they can play dont tip the flag with her body, but before they can actually rip out parts of her body she takes the pill, and if you remember in kizu rrgi healed her stomach wound with his vampire/ thrall of kiss-shot acerola-orion -heart-under-blades blood and as soon as she bites down the pill, somehow, she awakens the kiss-shot part in her, which makes her hair blonde and her eyes too, low waist and high something are too scared of her and commit double suicide. That's basically the entiriety of tsubasa sleeping cut into a short summary.
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>>161177009
Yeah right after confronting Kaiki.
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>>161177077
You need to have a strong belief in the supernatural, and Hanekawa was not only looking for it but actually found it through Araragi. Sodachi has no interest or belief in that and Araragi was careful in hide it from her like he does with his sisters.
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>>161177150
>an actual summary in a monogatari thread
Holy shit anon, you did what all the nihonfags couldn't do with shinobumonogatari.
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>>161177150
>2 vampires, male and female. They were abducting tourists. Dramaturgy told her the job would take at most 5 years, but because that was too long for hanekawa to wait they came up with a better idea, that is, using her as bait. They let her run around nights and when low waist and high something actually abducted her dramaturgy followed her into some kind of illusion of a village. Dramaturgy fucked it up and got imprisoned, same as hanekawa. While they w
Holy shit anon, this is a new level of spoiling.
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>>161177150
>low waist and high something are too scared of her
she also escapes from her bindings and beats them up before they decide to commit suicide, but she doesn't remember the details.

>>161177211
It's fully translated by somebody on tumblr: http://mirroredtranslations.tumblr.com/tsubasa-sleeping-index
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>>161177260
>>161177211
Honestly I feel like the first person doing something like this.
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>>161177150
Anon, please, do you have spoiler for waza too? I'm too lazy to read the whole translation.
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>>161177077
I wonder shit like this too. But I think maybe nisio just writes and there isn't an overarching set of rules tied to the plot.
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>>161176864
>Will she break down crying in lectures on a regular basis?
I could see her inventing paranoid fantasies about her students in her head, where they hate her and refuse to study, but in actuality they end up learning a lot.
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>>161177207
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>>161177287

Don't forget the berserker gauntlet she made afterwards to "work off" the awakened vampire blood with Drama-kun that Nisio will never elaborate on. Even though she told Oshino about because the bum still demanded more stories.
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>>161177328
I'm talking about the Deathtopia part of Waza, forgot to mention that.
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>>161177150
This sounds interesting and badass
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>>161177382
like, cum, cum
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>>161177446
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>>161177150
>which makes her hair blonde and her eyes too

BLONDE HANEKAWA

I need to see how this would look now
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>>161177077
Hanekawa meeting the cat was the result of her being emotionally susceptible and also having gone through the events of Kizu. The tiger is created by the same principles as the cat - in the book she explains that because her subconscious took the Curse Cat and created Black Hanekawa out of it, she also "learned" (subconsciously) how to take her negative emotions and create Kako out of them.

Also keep in mind that Araragi's town is overrun with oddities because of Seishirou and the missing god at the shrine. Sodachi didn't live there at the time so her chances of encountering an oddity were much lower.
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>>161177536
Could you imagine if she did, if an Oddity attracted to Sodachi's extreme emotional trauma and turmoil attached to her, wonder what would have happened, what type of oddity would have been created/attracted...
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>>161177536
>missing god at the shrine.
So hachikuji is the answer to the series?
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>>161177491
This scene was badass but man was it animated like a bad hollywood action movie, e.g. Liam Neeson jumping the fence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM
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>>161177577
Ghost of Leonhard Euler
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>>161177577
She'd manifest a second identity that would only be known as Euler
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>>161177621
>>161177626
>Aerararagghgi somehow finds out or encounters it
>helps her out
>explains his shit
>ghsdugsgsgdf

fuck it I'm not a writer
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>>161177601
Hachikuji solved all the problems by coming back from hell, thereby performing a miracle and being worthy of being enshrined as a god. Honestly, Nisio planned out this finale really well which I can't say for Medaka Box
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>>161177626
Would be kind of crazy. Certain conditions spark certain consequences for people that interact with her. And she doesn't even know it's happening
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>>161177419
Might as well.
So basically there was this girl, called Laura. She was the daughter of a king of some unknown kingdom. As she grew up she was called Princess Acerola by the commonfolk. She was actually really beautiful and at some point in time people started calling her Princess Beauty. She was actually not happy with that and was sad that people can only see her outer beauty instead of her inner beauty. Somehow she met a witch which was able to fulfill her wish of letting people see her inner beauty. Well, thing is, the "wish" that was fulfileld was more like a curse, people started sacrificing their most priced posessions, because now she was even more beautiful from the inside, truly a pure being. At first it was just some fucked up stuff like musicians cutting off their tongue, that they use to sing. Or artists, cutting gauging out their eyes, that they use to see what they are drawing. Well, of course not everyone in the kingdom had that high of a priced posession, so many, many people just sacrificed their live, because that was their most priced posession in that case. Well, problem is, it didn't stop. As soon as someone saw the princess, they immediately killed themselves in the fastest way possible. This went on until nearly everyone in the country had sacrificed his life. Not knowing what to do, the princess went one again to the witches' home and was hoping for some kind of advice, though, of course, because the witch has seen her full beauty uncover, she killed herself immediately after the princess left. The princess started to cry, Her tears somehow reviving the witches decapitated head, now I don't really remember what it said, but I think it was something like "you have to find something specific to life the curse". Hearing this, as the witch died once again, the princess made her way out of the country into the next one, in hopes of finding that specific thing. Continuation in the next post.
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>>161174872
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How long does it take for full OPs to release again?
I want full dark cherry fantasy, also getting a translation to the lyrics would be nice.
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>>161177837
We didn't even get all of the OPs this time so who knows
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>>161177837
Both OPs were fantastic this time
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>>161177671
So what is the darkness? Just plot device?
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>>161177794
boo!
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>>161178041
Rewatch the episode where Gaen explains it
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>>161177753
Holy fuck i need the rest of this
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>>161178041
I guess you could say that. In the same way that oddities are plot devices to make the characters' inner conflicts into something physical.
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I know this isn't exactly the right thread for it, but does anyone by chance have the higher quality scans of chapters 1 and 2 of 240 Gakuen? I'm thinking of taking a stab at translating it, but I can only find shit quality scans for the first two chapters.
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>>161178072
How does her hat stay on.
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>>161178192
It's not a hat, it's a bag containing her soul. If it comes off, she dies
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>>161178268
I'm not sure if I'm being tricked or not. I seem to distinctly remember it coming off at some point.
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>>161176052
>Tsukihi also wields a Naginata
What? Does she know how to use it? Sasuga best girl.
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>>161177753
People continued giving their life to her, even in the next country. Making mountains upon mountains of corpses. What the princess didn't know is, there's actually a vampire living in the kingdom she travelled to. Her name being Deathtopia Virutoso Suicidemaster. She was a blonde with yellow eyes. She also had a thrall at her side, named some stupid name. She lived in the castle named the "Corpse Castle" The castle of a tyrann who once reigned over the kingdom. This is actually where the rumor of Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicidemaster was born. Of course, because she's a vampire, she needed humans to exist and to feast upon. But because the princess visited the kingdom she lived in, people of course started dying at the princess' feet. She sent her thrall to find information about whats going on and to report them to her once he find something important. While her thrall is gone, she dies of starvation. Though that's not the end. She's probably the most powerful vampire, this time actualyl pure blood, existing at that time, about 1000 years of age as of Shinobumongatari. So she resurrects herself, growing a bit shorter. Her thrall returns at some point, the only thing he found of course, is the story of "Princess Beauty". After he told her the full story, she made her way to find the source of all this. She followed the smell of death, the sights of corpses from a bird-eye perspective. She found a small wooden shack, flew down to it and opened the door, greeting her was the back of a beautiful princess wearing an apron over her western-style dress. That's right. It was Princess Acerola, or also called "Princess Beauty". Continuation in next post. This is probably gonna take at least 5 more so for anons who actually read this, I hope my style of writing is atleast somewhat acceptable.
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>>161174872
this is true
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>>161175110
my favorite op
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>>161178466
>She also had a thrall at her side, named some stupid name.
Tropicalesque Home-A-Wave Dog-Strings. No jokes.
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We did it bois, best anime of all time.
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>>161178693
>MAL
I found your problem.
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>>161178162
highest quality i could find

https://expirebox.com/download/315fd7215a48a23701e40723177ca914.html
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>>161178466
Deathtopia being a vampire who hasn't eaten anything in quite some time, of course, jumps at her immediately. Of course the attempt failed, because the princess' curse protected her. Deathtopia killed herself. She woke up sometime later in the lap of Princess Beauty, having golden hair, one silver and one bronze eye. The princess, being as pure as she is, of course asked if Deathtopia was okay. Deathtopia just now noticed how beautiful she is. Deathtopia being the proud vampire she is, jumped up and let out a loud "Ka Ka!" thinking to herself that she only eats what she kills, and that Princess Beauty is going to be her first meal after her death. The princess invites Deathtopia to stay for a meal, she of course replies that she only kills what she eats, though she still sits down and talks a bit with her. After that, Deathtopia dies once again. Again by her own hand, again because she tried to attack the princess. She wakes up shortly after, already knowing what happened. She made a suggestion, asking the princess to live with her in her castle. "Why search through kingdom after kingdom looking for someone who can help you?" "Live with me in my castle, to not waste any more lifes." After a short while of thinking, the princess accepted. Both of them going in for a handshake, but as soon as Deathtopia touches the princess skin, she of course loses it and attacks her yet again, failing, and dying. A short time later they sit at the dinning table in her castle. Tropicalesque, her thrall, is not really happy that his master brought a "mere mortal" into the castle, even though he himself was a human at some point. They talk and discuss a bit longer, until Deathtopia shows princess acerola her room, letting her stay there for a bit of time. The master and her thrall discuss the most efficient way to kill the princess, coming to the conclusion that it might be best to just "lower" the princess beauty to a point where Deathtopia can attack her. (2/?)
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>>161175258
Dying of hunger isn't painful. The brain releases tons of endorphins as it cannibalizes itself in the last days.
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>>161177794
>best girl dressing up as all the worst girls
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>>161177794
>gif
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>Math and Crab will never have sex while Kanbaru films it
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>>161179440
>Math will never sex
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>>161179440

If Crab is ever going to have sex, it would be with Hanekawa.
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>>161179440
>college age Crab domming Math
I never thought about it before but now I want it
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>>161179500
Didn't Crab already fuck Araragi in the Monogatari where he's told he can't be vampire man anymore?
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I missed Snail. Glad she's back now.
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>>161179522
>You took care of me... now I'll take care of you
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>>161179483
Math probably had sex with either Araragi or Crab during college which in turn resulted in their second break up
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>>161179436
wow my waifu looks great in FULL HD
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>>161179571
off-season spoiler: She doesn't appear in off-season
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>>161179195
Deathtopia starves yet again and shrinks just a bit more in size. Knowing that she'll die before her plan can succeed. She basically works on making the princess less beautiful, stuff like giving her more normal clothing, making her eat with her hands, giving her a rougher way of speaking, saying she should only express laughter with "Ka Ka!" Instead of laughing like a normal person, etc, etc. One particular night Deathtopia once again brings the princess meal to her room, but to her suprise, as soon as she opens the door, the princess has some sharp object I don't remember the name of right in front of her eye, probably trying to pierce her eyeball. Deathtopia immediately throw away the plate with food and jumps to the princess, pushing her onto a bed and taking the sharp object away. Thinking the princess tried to commit seppuku she gets mad, but the princess actually just tried to gauge out on of her eyes so she can wear an eye patch to look a bit less like a princess. After this incident things continue like normal. Deathtopia chooses new clothing for her, brings her meals, dies more and more of starvation, etc. Until one day her thrall returns from his journey on finding a more efficient way to kill her, witnessing that his master had died of starvation, of course he immediately tells her to eat him to not die even more. Deathtopia of course refuses this. This goes on and on, until one day, after Deathtopia dies yet again of starvation, she senses something is wrong, she can't sense her thrall anymore. Already kind of knowing what probably happened, she went into the princess' room. Her room being blood red, intestines and bones everywhere. The princess is about to leave because "I've taken yet another live, this time even of someone close to you." But Deathtopia tells her not to move, so she can eat all there is of her thrall before it disappears. Continuation in next post.
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>>161179672
She saves Yotsugi and Tsukihi from the Slug Tofu
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>>161179745
I didn't know, it's better than nothing. She is getting a book finally at least.
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>>161179555
They fucked twice already
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I want some doujins to be animated.
>The one where Senjyogahara licks Araragi's urethra
>The one where Kanbaru and Araragi fuck in a van
>The one where Senjyogahara finds out that Araragi cheated on her and forces his imouti (plural of imouto) to rape him
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Does Kaiki appears in any of those?
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>>161179715
"Please turn me into a vampire."
Those we're the words that Princess Acerola said. Deathtopia of course, was shocked as to what she just heard, she immediately asked if the princess is still sane. "I don't want the lives sacrificed for me be for nothing, if I can atleast eat their bodies, that will be good enough for me already." Deathtopia, still in shock, asked if the princess knew what that meant, no more walking under the sun, no garlic, no crosses. Acerola was aware of the consequences, even, that she won't be human anymore once it's done. "There's a risk that you might turn into a mindless zombie." "I'm fine with that." Though there was still the problem that Deathtopia can't even touch Acerola, because she would probably kill herself immediately. "Why didn't you kill yourself when you pushed me onto the bed then?" She was right, Deathtopia didn't die when she did that. Was that because of the Princess being okay with it? No, it was because Deathtopia did it not to harm her, but to protect her. Knowing this, Deathtopia is able to turn her into a vampire without the risk of her dying. She's just not allowed to think about eating her while sucking her blood. After preparing herself for that, she gave Princess Acerola a last lesson. "When you're verry happy, laugh like this; Ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Aha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!". After the princess' go ahead, Deathtopia-Virtuoso-Suicidemaster sunk her fangs into the neck of who was known to be Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade.

I hope you liked it anons, took me quite a bit of time. Though I'm not sure if anoyone was reading this at all anyway.
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>>161180210
>writing just about 10000 letters
Whew, anon.
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>>161180210
>>161179715
>>161179195
>>161178466
>>161177753
>wasting this much time
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>>161180210
Now you can be the next Nisio, anon.
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>>161180210
I really appreciate the work you did anon. I almost forget what happened in Waza.
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>>161180210
>>161179715
>>161179195
>>161178466
>>161177753
Please learn nihongo and translate novels for us, anon.
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>>161179555

Whoops, meant to say "outside Araragi".
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>>161180210

>>161180537
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>>161178693
>>161178797
Enough, I've seen this same post and Episode reply every thread. I'm pretty sure I'm going insane.
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>>161180345
>>161180429
>>161180507
No problem, I enjoyed it too.
>>161180537
>>161180802
I'm working on learning japanese, but I'm really not that far sadly. I'm currently finishing off with katakana. Who knows, maybe someday, I'll translate a n ew released novel.
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>>161181087
Please try, anon.
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>waiting for episode 4
>there is no episode 4
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>>161181202
One episode is 24 minutes long.
We got ~168 min of content. Now do the math, you dummie.
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>>161179599
Alright, hear me out. What if they both had sex with her at the same time and just didn't know? Like, Araragi was in one hole and Senjyogahara's tongue was in the other, so they never noticed the other one?
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>>161181263
Nobody likes math.
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>>161181087
Huh, so you didn't learn it along with hiragana? Interesting.
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>>161181467
Nah, I did hiragana first, then went for way too much grammar and a quite a bit of vocabulary and am now getting back at katakana and kanji.
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>>161181441
Only those not visited by the math fairy.
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>>161181499
>I still can't understand basic trig
>A math fairy will never come down from the heavens to explain it to me
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>Spooky Ougi not so spooky after being saved
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>>161180172
I think what we see in Hana is the last of him. Which is a shame, because I think I truly understand the emotional heartache that comes with having a waifu like him.
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>>161174342
I always heard about monogatari but just recently did i actually watch it.
Without the cute lolis being cute it's just a weird 2deep4u lol so random bullshit full of odd directing choices.
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>>161181610
We'll have to wait for Nisio to write the prequel about the specialists and then we'll have to wait for SHAFT to get off their asses and animate it.
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>>161180159
>imouti (plural of imouto)
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>>161181651
>Without the cute lolis being cute it's just a weird 2deep4u lol so random bullshit full of odd directing choices.
Do you have the attention span of a goldfish?
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>>161180210
Holy fuck, thanks anon.
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>>161181651
Watch the Kizu movies after you read it.
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>>161180210
>When you're verry happy, laugh like this; Ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Aha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait, I fucking get it now, so that's why she laughed like that when she saw Koyomi as adult Kiss-Shot
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>>161181704
Is there an issue?
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I'm not done watching it all, but despite not really linking it i'm gonna finish because of lesbians and snails, and also because of the beautiful animation it has when there isn't an unnecessary cg scene.
I really want a webm, with sound, of older younger sister saying bye in and flipping away in her yellow clothes, that was such a great piece of animation.

>>161181768
I'm not reading shit. And i watched the movies, the motivations and dramas feel forced, and his love interest was abrupt and towards worst girl
>>161181706
Suck my dick
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>>161182005
>and his love interest was abrupt and towards worst girl
Atleast you have taste.
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>>161180159
Those all sound wonderful. Not only are gatari girls beautifully designed, voiced and animated, they spawned some of the best hentai ever.
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pls give more kaiki
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>>161182005
I'm just saying dude, if you think any of the -monogatari series is just 'lol so random,' you most likely have the intellect of a toilet scrubber.
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I want the one doujin about Kiss-shot in Route X being saved and fucks Araragi in loli form to be animated.
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>>161182144
Fucking this. Oh my god now I just want to read it again.
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>>161182144
I want the Bloody Okojo one where Shinobu convinces Senjyogahara to jump off a building animated.
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>>161182175
SOURCE
GIVE ME A FUCKING SOURCE RIGHT NOW
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>>161182207
https://nhentai.net/g/191730/

Note that it's very much a Senjyogahara doujin, and it's also untranslated, but anyone with eyes can tell that Shinobu convinces Senjyogahara to attempt to kill herself.
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And the famous one about XX is oddities so it's not cheating, anal sex is not cheating and fuck shadow doesn't make sense need to be animated. Especially the part of Senjo beats Araragi into a piece of unrecognized shit.
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>>161182137
The story does tie with itself, but it's almost a background for quirky conversations and odd choices of angles and scenery, other people don't exist, the trainstation is empty other than the dying vampire, the bathroom is bigger than a ballroom.
When you get enough of these artistic fluffs you gotta enjoy it for the characters and the animation because the seemingly random style behind the unimportant story almost gets to be formulaic.
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>>161182367
There's already a better doujin where Araragi gets beaten up, though.
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>>161182040
It's a shame only the movies got all the short haired vampire loli.
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>>161182341
tfw you know Chinese
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>>161182424
Alright please tell me what the fuck I just saw
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>>161181541
Honestly though the teacher 100%
makes a difference at an earlier age. I could barely understand algebra from teacher while another teacher made trig seem like a breeze
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>>161182376
>but it's almost a background for quirky conversations and odd choices of angles and scenery, other people don't exist, the trainstation is empty other than the dying vampire, the bathroom is bigger than a ballroom.
Which typically ties into either the dialogue, a gag, or some encompassing theme.
It's not necessary to understand the story, but they're also not decisions made on a whim.
The monogatari series is primarily dialogue, but this is an anime, which needs to keep things visually interesting.
You want to see what the show could have been, go and watch Inherent Vice.
Pay attention.
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>>161182341
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT
I fucking love that artist now.
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>>161182414
That's true. I'd love to see more of her Kizu loli form.
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>>161182424
I beg you, tell me what Shinobu said.
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>>161182481
I agree with all that, i'm saying it gets repetitive and loses it's allure pretty fast. It's saved by the animation and characters, but i wish i could see that quality of animation with some more common camera angles and those character doing something different once i awhile, like having a normal conversation doing something normal and not trying to show off how amazing they are at the japanese art of language.
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>>161182144
I want the doujin where Kanbaru breaks Araragi's neck and then rails Senjogahara to be animated.
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>>161182748
That's a sequel to another doujin, though. If we're thinking of the same one, at least.
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>>161182674
>I want this studio known for its presentation niche to be like every other drab piece of shit out there
>I want this author known for shaping his stories around language to write like every other author
Speak for yourself, pleb.
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I want the doujin where this happens to be voice acted.
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>>161178162
Good luck.
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>>161182782
I am speaking for myself, you nigger.
If you're gonna think yourself superior try using some other show for it.
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>>161182844
Is that a screencap from somewhere? I thought that was just fanart.
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>>161175946
>>161176231
Or by making every other character retarded the author tries to make his "intelligent" characters look smart. Oh, this is not the topic, bye.
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>>161182872
And I'm calling you a pleb, pleb.
Watching monogatari and complaining about the style of dialogue and visual direction is like going to an asian restaurant and demanding they serve you a burger.
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Why are there so many nihongo posters here all of a sudden? Actually, is it hard to learn?
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>>161182832
Is that the one where Shinobu and Araragi feel each others pleasure and get stuck in an orgasm loop?
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It's about Senjo being crazy after her mom called her. Araragi wants to know what happened, saying you don't need to suffer by yourself. Senjo said something like: just like you never told me your relationship with Shinobu, you have no right to blame me. Shinobu appears and says just some bad things, although I don't really remember, it's basically a story from we first meet to Araragi play with Tsubasa's big boobs. Araragi: Ok, let me tell you. Senjo: Fuck no let me die.
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>>161183008
Yep. Lost it at that scene.
I also found this one fairly cute.
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>>161183029
Alright, thanks anon.
This is the first senjo doujin I like, just because she actually listens to bat and tries to off herself.
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>>161182894
It's from Nise when they're at Mr Donut.
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It was actually pretty fucking hype when Meme finally showed up.
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>>161182966
You're blinded, you're the nigger that goes to the asian restaurant and inhales soy sauce with wasabi and thinks he's some hot shit because he doesn't drop the sticks and knows the original chink names of everything. You're the retard that eats the chinese boy urine egg because "it's so culturally rich".
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>>161182674
>not trying to show off how amazing they are at the japanese art of language.
heh
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>>161183046
It's the best Pachimonogatari.
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>>161183187
>>>/pol/
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I have a question. When Ougi was Araragi's part, she knew what Araragi knew. When Meme accepted her as his niece, was she separated from Araragi in an independent entity?
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>>161183208
Agreed, though all the Pachimonogataris are cute.
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>>161183214
And you can't even unravel a metaphor or take the bants. Go marvel at "clever dialogue" that has lost half it's nuance over being subtitled and feel superior because your ears can hear which syllables where switched over and then translated as a whole different sentence you also don't actually understand or is culturally inclined to find funny because that's how japanese works.
Don't forget to feel superior and spray praise of your tastes.
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>>161183403
>>>/pol/
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>>161183173
It feels even better because I hadn't watched Kizu yet since it didn't come to my theatres.
>Did something nice happen to you or something?
It's been too long.
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>>161175836
She sold her "brain"
Giving brain is euphamism for giving blowjobs. Selling brain = whoring herself to rich men for private jet rides
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>>161183405
He's just top tier.
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Hate Batfags say that Hitagi will kill herself if she interacts with Shinobu. See a Crabfag doujin literary has this scene.
WTF????
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>>161183434
Well, i was having fun, but you broke the autism chain off.
Goodnight, time for bed.
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>>161183628
Sorry, I stuttered.
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>>161183631
Good night, anon!
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Will we ever get more birb?
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>>161183628
Crabfags are huge cucks, just like crab herself
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I wanna see the second half of this doujin animated: https://nhentai.net/g/110652/

The end is absolutely top tier.
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>>161183899
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>161184036
Meme best girl
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>>161183734
Pole dancer Birb animated when??
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Zoku because everything after that is soulless cash grab.
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>>161183899
Can someone explain this?
I get the joke with Shinobu and the shadow, but was she controlling him or something like that?
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>>161184135
It's because she sucked his blood.
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>thread starts
>what season are you most excited for
>300 posts later
>what doujin do you want to get animated
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>>161184179
It's a lot interesting useful discussion here anon. Thread immediately gets better.
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>>161184255
Agreed, theres all kinds of discussion in this thread, not like the other ones where it's either one theme or waifu wars. Honestly people talking about doujins is way more peaceful than the other shit that's normally going on. I also really enjoyed the summary of Bon appétit from that one anon.
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>>161183261
I wasn't as big a fan of that one. Mostly because of Shinobu's outfit. It was too childish for her.

I'm still waiting for the translation of the part where crab tries to "reform" Araragi after finding out how he's constantly having sex with lolis.
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>>161184315
I thought it was kind of fitting considering she didn't want to scare loliragi.
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Am I the only one that literally can't fap to monogatari doujins? Either they're too pure, too cute or just funny or actually have a nice plot. I just don'T feel that kind of affection towards bat or snail.
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>>161184530
This. I just can't lewd Bat. Homunculus' doujin is the only one acceptable because it's purely romantic and vanilla
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>>161184593
Shinobu may be pure, but she's also a mature, sexy woman who deserves passionate lovemaking with her special person after so many centuries of misery and loneliness.
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>>161184593
Exactly. Homunculus is literally the only exceptions. Glad to see other people not lewding bat.
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>>161184530
I don't fap to the loli ones because I'm not a sexual lolicon, but the Kanbaru one made me cum buckets, mainly because it was consensual.
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>>161184634
Did you see some of the shit that's up? Especially that fucking kaiki against their will shit, fucking hell, made me internally scream.
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>>161184658
Those make me feel physically ill, but luckily panda lets you filter tags when you search. It still leaves lots of great Shinobu.
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Am l the only one who fap to lolis?
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>>161184658
Kaiki didn't fuck Kanbaru, the only right thing in those doujins.
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>>161182376
A lot of the scenery is tied together though, via artistic principals and themes. It's known as Pathetic Fallacy; when the environment changes to represent the characters state of mind.

It also helps to conserve a certain amount of budget, because we're so busy absorbing the details of this B-roll footage that they don't actually have to animate the characters all that much.
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Will we ever see Kagenui again? Or is her story over? I'm more interested in her than Kaiki because I remember how Araragi said she reminded him of Meme. Also, is it Yoduru or Yozuru? Or does it not matter because they're pronounced the same?
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>>161182144
I want this doujin to simply be translated.
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>>161184799
Where do you think you are?
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>>161184914
>the despair in her eyes at the end
so cute
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>>161184914
I want more 12 years old Shinobu doujin
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>>161184703
>>161184914
>>161184943
I honestly just want to cuddle her instead of lewding her.
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>>161185025
Don't worry, she's a big girl.
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>>161185059
You mean giant girl
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>>161184530
A lot of the Araragi x Karen doujins might as well be canon, they're believable enough.
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>>161185075
She has big girls.
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>>161185059
I still just want to cuddle her.
She's just too pure for me to lewd her.
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>>161185109
>ywn have someone like this
FUUUUUUUCK
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>>161185109
I'm pretty sure your dick is broken, but whatever floats your boat.
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>>161180210
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>>161185233
Just look at this!
>>161185109
How can you not want to just cuddle her and fall asleep with her in your arms? I know way too much of her through monogatari to actually see her as a lewding object now. I guess my dick is broken, but I'm fine with that.
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>>161182144
>in loli form
Ruined.
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>>161185319
I'm not saying I don't want to do that, but I also want to give her all the pleasures of being a woman.
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>>161185478
I just tried to find that one but holy shit I stumbled upon some stuff I shouldn't have fucking seen.
ARGH FUCKING HELL WHY DO PEOPLE CREATE SHIT LIKE THAT
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>>161185643
Just search for "pachimonogatari" anon. Or include -netorare in your search. It's not hard.
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>>161184902
Same pronunciation.

Araragi also thought Kaiki reminded him of Meme and Cutter as well. It's just foreshadowing that they are all related to eachother and that they carry themselves a certain way.
However Yozuru was honestly the much more polite of the three since she was never hiding anything, didn't have anything nefarious planned and was quite upright when confronted with things that didn't go her way.

Of all the exorcists, she is the one that is able to accept events as they come the easiest. Even being sent to the North Pole didn't really stop her since she just took it as an opportunity to train on some polar bears which are notorious for actively hunting humans for food.
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>>161185643
What'd you see?
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>>161185736
I forgot it was part of the Pachimonogatari series.
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>>161185764
Something very, very unpure. Literally fucking poison to me.
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>tfw reading random doujins at 5 am in the morning
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>>161185137
You can have something like that, anon.
Do it.
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>>161185975
Do what?
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I'll miss these kind of threads till the next annoucement.
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>>161186087
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>>161186126
I think I'm going to drown my sorrows in anime merch and vidya instead.
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>>161186090
>the next annoucement
I can't wait that fucking long. Who knows when Shaft will free me from this misery of thinking the series is ending?
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>>161186201
That stopped working for me a long time ago, only things that can keep me alive right now is reading the novels, rewatching the anime or learning japanese to read the untranslated novels. This got worse than a fucking addiction senpai. I'm probably gonna stop browsing 4chan too once these threads die down again. Always only visited this site when there was some kind of monogatari hype.
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>>161186262
Honestly if there's no thread by the time I wake up later I'll probably just make one. If it gets replies I'll stay, if not I'll probably just leave for another day.
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>>161186268
Damn, good luck anon.
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>>161175291
>>161175337
>>161175182
she used kaiki's sperm as her regular conditioner.
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the monogatari where araragi and crab breaks up
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>>161186268
>Not devoting your life to obtaining enough wealth to fund Genetic Engineering research.
>Not waiting till technology gets to a point you can successfully create a physical replica of Shinobu.
>Not loving that child as the ultimate life daughteru.

>Not at least settling for AI waifu.
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>>161175780
>called the "Rainy Devil" somehow that shit went into the devil arm and when seishirou first appeared again in the cram school
that was just speculation. gaen said it herself that she had no evidence. the first minion was just using his 'energy drain' well to collect 'energy'. in hana. kanbaru even gave to araragi tons of rainy devil parts for shinobu's snack. yet we did not have another ougi popping up.

>“That’s right, we don’t have any evidence. Everything I’ve said so far is just speculation. It would explain all the mysteries and fill in all the holes of the story; that’s all. So if you were to counter with, ‘No way, that can’t be true, I refuse to believe that girl is me,’ then I would have no means of convincing you.
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>>161186651
Trust me anon, I'm waiting for that every living moment I have.
I'm too retarded for a high paying job, I'm barely smart enough to learn japanese and translate shit. Languages are pretty much the only thing I'm good at.
>physical replica of Shinobu
How? Making it a replica will turn it into 3D, which will most likely not look as good as pic related.
>AI Waifus
That just makes me feel more empty.
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>>161186704
>kanbaru even gave to araragi tons of rainy devil parts for shinobu's snack. yet we did not have another ougi popping up.

Yes because Araragi was no longer mentally wrecked enough to create an oddity based on critiquing himself.

Gaen's answer is the right answer, we know Ougi inherited all her powers from the oddities Seishiro absorbed.
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>>161186755
Don't forget no matter what you do, you'll never even get close to this.
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>>161176462
>>161176390
>>161176364
>>161176302
>>161175943
i guess a lot of people gets drag into this 'godly chronological' order from hanekawa.
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>>161186755
DNA can make the difference between a Snake, a Monkey, a Crab and a Human.
I'm sure it can make a Bat.

Making skin flawless should be easy enough. The large eyes might be a balancing act between head size and neck strength, but still doable. Getting hair that thick might involve bumping up the number of hair follicles by few multiplications.

Waiting 500 years for the tragic backstory might take a while, but hey, cross that bridge when you get there.
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>>161186926
Now tell me how far we are away from achieving something like that, and most importanly, who the hell would reasearch on that? You wouldn't even get the funds for it, it's hopeless anon.
>waiting 500 years
The only way I'd survive 500 is if I find a vampire that's missing 4 limbs and needs my help.
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>>161187003
Besides it's not like the girls are the animals.
Nadeko isn't a literal snake transformed into a human, she's a human who had an invinsible snake around her body, same with crab who was a human that her her emotions stolen by a crab god, or bat simply getting the fan name "bat" even if she isn't one, but rather a blood sucking, shapeshifting, matter materializing, fang bearing, golden pupiled and golden haired creature of the night.
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>>161176569
>Shinobu in Yotsugi's clothing is hella cute
shinobu is cute whatever she wears. she is cute even if she is completely naked.
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>>161187140
She truly is the purest being in existance.
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>>161176728
>>161176628
>That's a convenient ability he has.
or rather, a convenient speculation to support ones theory.
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>>161186262
>Who knows when Shaft will free me from this misery of thinking the series is ending?
Lucky for you Shaft will never stop loving money.
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>>161178321
she doesn't know how to use it. But she can use it nevertheless.
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>>161181087
thanks m8
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After watching Owarimonogatari s2, this finally makes sense. I thought Tadatsuru was going crazy.
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>>161176766
>It's kinda funny how that is. She merged, not exorcists or destroyed Kako and the Meddlesome Cat, unlike what Araragi didn't with the oddities he created, and it has a permanent effect on her.
that just means that kako is part of hanekawa unlike ougi who is a separate sentient entity. if araragi let ougi get swallowed up by the darkness, it would have been an assisted suicide.

>>161176969
>Didn't Araragi just create one oddity?
shinobu and araragi actually. araragi alone would not be able to create an oddity as elaborate and powerful as ougi. ougi had parts of shinobu too which explain how she know a lot of things including the request of oshino to tadatsuru in which killing araragi was part of it. remember, shinobu had been an meme's apprentice for months in the cram school.

>“Basically, the last name ‘Oshino’ doesn’t come from Meme Oshino, but from Shinobu Oshino. If you take into consideration that you and Shinobu Oshino are essentially one in body and soul, you could consider Ougi Oshino to be your joint production.
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>#1 on MAL
What the fuck, man!? Really?
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>>161187067
Maybe in the afterlife, anon. Maybe then we can find our own cute loli vampire.
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>>161186262
Monogatari will never end. It's like Harry Potter. It's too much of a cashcow to end. And everything will be animated.

Kadokawa would point a knife at Nisio and force him to write if he ever decides to stop writing about it.

His only escape is to write like shit on purpose, turning off all parties involved. So that means, it'll get shittier from this point on, anon.

The question is: are you loyal enough to stay for the ride?
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>>161187531
>MAL
ɯǝlqoɹd ɹnoʎ punoℲ
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>>161177536
>Also keep in mind that Araragi's town is overrun with oddities because of Seishirou and the missing god at the shrine. Sodachi didn't live there at the time so her chances of encountering an oddity were much lower.
in between what you said, shinobu consumed all of those oddities by converting them all to energy via 'energy drain'. it temporarily rid the town of oddities even if there was no shrine god.
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>>161187531
Guess I'll have to stop liking it now.
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>>161187307
This.
Shit was actually nice to read.
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What is your favorite Monogatari arc?
I think Nadeko Medusa is the strongest, with little to no boring parts.
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>Bird studies dance
>marries a rich old man with suntanned skin she picks up in a night club in tokyo
>lives in an estate with all accommodations
>never has to work a day in her life ever again
>can have ceremonial tea parties with other housewifes all day
>has 17 kids
>meanwhile the smelly dumb vampires work day jobs and scuttle from the sun
>don't procreate and die in a ditch somewhere hunted by oddity hunters
>phoenix master race wins again
>unmolested and undefeated
how can lesser oddities even compete?
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>>161187631
Shinobu Time.
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>>161187631
Mayoi Jiangshi or also called Kabukimonogatari
The bonding between bat and rrgi was just so nice to watch.
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>>161186651
Shinobu is good because of who she is, not because of how she looks.
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>>161187631
it had great pacing, a nice twist, exciting dialogue and an amazing climax. People like to hate on Snek, but she made for the best villain in the series. Not to mention Araragis failure to solve it actually broke the mold.
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>>161187635
>>unmolested
I guess it's not molestation if you're as easy as bird.
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>>161187676
This.
It's her cute purity and personality that make her the bat I fell in love with. Her looks are just bonus.
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>monogatari lasted about 8 years and was about Araragi moving on from adolescence and becoming an adult
>tfw I'm already 24 but still haven't, still a manchild at heart with no prospects in romance, wealth and education
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>>161176539
>shinobu in boy uniform
GIVE ME PLEASE
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>>161187858
She looks so perfect in every outfit.
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>>161187003
Weebs could fund the research twice over with all that merchandise they buy. /a/'s very own cloning division.

>Welcome To Otaku Park
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>>161187912
Now we just need an actual weeb whos smart enough to do shit like that and who actually likes shinobu, because just doing a "cloning device" won't help much. You'd need the exact replica, data, and many moer stuff from the particular girl you want to clone. Stop it anon.
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>>161187912
But then they would have to give up their merchandise and redirect that cash away from the anime industry.
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Why is this thread so slow? I'm trying to stay awake here anons.
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>>161187961
And into the Waifu industry. I see no problem here.

>>161187952
But duuude, if you tried for perfect accuracy, Shinobu would never love you, because you're not RRG, you're a smelly NEET.
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>tfw you'll never fall asleep in each others arm while feeling her breath on your neck and her soft hair under your chin and her body warmth all over your body
Take me away, kami-sama
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>>161188024
Not a neet.
Also not smelly, rude.
And yes, I know that. That's why I said my own cute bat instead of the original bat as it is in the show
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>>161178268
>>161178192
so it is kinda like hachikuji's bag where her internal organs are. that makes a lot of sense.
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>>161188034
If you're half asleep and fantasize really hard, it's pretty good.
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>>161188079
Why is she not dead in Mayoi room then?
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>>161187710
Join an ERP chatroom dedicated to Monogatari. Get a good enough actor to facetime with some of that fancy mocap software and BAM, it's as close as you're ever gonna get.
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>>161188088
Maybe it works like a soul gem.
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>>161188079
Hachikuji's skeleton is in the bag
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>>161188087
I just want an eternal lucid dream senpai.
Also I sadly don't own that huge of a fantasy. I can make nearly any voice or picture in my head happen, but outside of it there's pretty much nothing I can do with my fantasy.
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>>161188105
>erp
But I don't want to lewd the bat, anon. Besides if it's too real it doesn't feel like bat.
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>>161188119
You could always write fanfiction. Get good enough and you'll be able to make your very own love story complete with tragic end.
You can be the next Nisio, anon, and continue Shinobu's story for the rest of time.
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>>161188154
>next nisio
Sadly I also don't have kami-samas blessing.
>fanfiction
But that's mostly just a cringy insert author story. Besides I'm probably too retarded for that too. It'd feel wrong if I did it in english instead of japanese.
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>>161188142
>Don't want to lewd the bat
Don't make me laugh.

Sounds like you're just finding excuses to not express your love, which makes me question it.
Your pain will either drive you to be constructive, or it won't. And only one of those has the possibility of a happy ending.
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>>161176014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kohsgr4kLdM
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>>161188226
>he doesn't know the difference between love and lust
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>>161179555
>>161180159
>>161180578
>They fucked twice already
the anon is not asking about crab&kaiki but crab&araragi. crab's womb will only accept kaiki's sperm and her vagina shuts close if it's not kaiki's cock. even her hair only remains smooth, silky and get longer fast if she use kaiki's sperm as her conditioner.
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>>161188226
I don't understand how you can even consider lewding the bat, she's so pure and innocent I wouldn't even consider it. Besides, why should I try to get her down to human levels of perfection? Going on some ERP chat to find someone *roleplaying* bat as you is clearly not showing love to bat, it just shows that you're fine with a fake copy of her. The real bat has the harsh truth of not being reachable for humanity as it is now. Don't tell me that I don't express my love to bat, if anything thats probably the only purpose in my life.
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>>161188289
That old hag is not pure.
I should know, I've imagined doing horrible things to her. And since she's an imaginary construct, that's all it takes to defile her beyond recognition.

I've ruined her anon, I've ruined your waifu. And simply reading this has put the thought in your mind that it's possible to defile her, thus destroying her purity and making my actions a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I am your god.
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>>161176050

Kaori Mizuhashi has a super cute voice in general. They should make her narrate all the LNs as audiobooks and I'd buy them in a heartbeat
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>>161188399
If anything I should know she's the most purest being there is and probably ever will be, a mere exsistence like yours cant even comprehend her perfection, your thought of defiling her can't even come true because you're just imagining a lewd copy of her. People literally killed themselves for her perfection, and what did she do? She turned into a vampire so she can atleast make the deaths of the people who killed themselves for her worth something. You didn't ruin shit. Your mere at best 60 year old brain did, which means she's still as pure as it gets and will probably be too high up for you to ever comprehend her full beauty. As long as you don't spend your entire life for her, getting a job to buy her novels and buying a appartment so you can keep reading about bat, thinking about bat or dreaming about bat, learning japanese so you can read the untranslated adventures of bat, buying the novels so you can read the translated adventures of bat or watching the anime so you can visually see the adventures of bat. You mere commonman who just visited this thread to write a couple of posts about her, you know nothing. If anything she's a god we can't even comprehend even if we tried.
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>>161174342
why would I be excited for a franchise that glorifies pedophilia and incest?
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>>161182341
>>161182567
>我也不喜歡死啊 - "I do not like to die"
i don't think shinobu convinced her. hitagi saying that makes me feel that somehow, shinobu controlled her mind. that is really badass
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>>161188571
Well, techinically she had some kind of charismatic ability where she can literally mind control humans as a full power vampire.
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Alright, I'll hit the bed now.
This still applys
>>161186268
>>161186308
See you tomorrow, anons.
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>>161188497
Your fantasy is like glass.
Glass because she was comprehended; Comprehended by her Author, her Illustrator, her Animators, her Seiyuu and her Composers.
Comprehended by the many dozens that make up her fanbase and transformed her into what she is today.
With a flick of their wrists, your ideal would be shattered and forced to accomodate the new change.
In the end, you are a consumer, not a producer. You only admire the creations of better men.
My mere at best 60 year old brain has already comprehended that it is better to be a shepherd, than a sheep. One who can on the spot come up with a thousand different ways to violate your waifu.
I could stick my finger in her belly button.
I could lick her toes.
I could call her ugly and not apologise.

And you could do nothing to stop me.
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>>161188725
Thing is, I'm someone who's completly lost in his own conciousness. Even if I lose an argument because of whatever reason, I'll never even take into consideration the other opinion from my opponent. In my mind I'll always be right, no matter what. In my mind I'm smarter than most people, and am more informed than most people when it comes to bat. You might know 1000s of ways to violate my waifu, but in my head, no matter what you say, she'll always be the purest thing there is and no matter what happens I'll live for her, and only for her. Till the end of my life, I'll dream of her, think of her, read about her, hear about her, and love her. I have my own reality, which she made, and which she's the queen of.
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>>161188725
Which is, why I set you checkmate. No matter what you do, I already won.
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>>161188289
Must have been terrible to live alone being hunted a fighting for hundreds of years. It's sad that she has never experienced prior to Araragi any sort of love nor romance. Hope Araragi can give her all that experience. In Kabuki Shinobu expressed the idea that there is nothing lewd in kisses, while Araragi thought that that was something verg pure hearted. While ever normal person having been in a relationship know how lewd kisses can get. To make her kick Araragi by the point he goes comparing her beauty to thr Mono Lisa and calls her perfect in everg aspect out of embarrasement.
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>>161186704
>Gaen's answer is the right answer, we know Ougi inherited all her powers from the oddities Seishiro absorbed.
she also mentioned this though

>“Given her origin and her nature, just as you were arguing, she’s not exactly the fighting type—but all the same, she ought to have full command of Heart-Under-Blade’s matter creation skill, at the very least.

the oddities the first minion absorbed were completely consumed by shinobu. they are nothing more than energy. that is what 'kaii killer' does and is the same thing that happened when shinobu 'energy drained' kiss-shot of route x. those are fact and not speculation.
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>>161188779
God this is getting me hard. I've got 15 different tabs full of doujinshi open right now, guess who's the star.
brb, nutting a fat load on an old hag.
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this >>161188848
should have been a reply for
this >>161186767
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>>161188842
I'm also happy she finally found someone she can spend the rest of her life with. Though that is indeed a very innocent thing to say, because in her mind, kisses are probably just very romantic, she doesn't know any better, which is why I hope araragi will help her with that too. Atleast she now knows that she is, indeed, Araragi's ideal.
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>>161188289
Shinobu has experienced more than her share of the tragedies created by the world's indifference. She has made horrible mistakes and caused suffering of her own. She's been dragged through the mud for centuries and brought to the breaking point. Making it through all this has helped her grow into an amazing person, capable of standing on her own. Shinobu isn't someone who needs or wants to be coddled or put on a pedestal. Treating her as something too pure or innocent for romance and sex is just vaguely insulting.
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>>161188942
>capable of standing on her own
*capable of standing tall against anything
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>>161187067
>shapeshifting
that is pretty vague because she can morph only parts of her body and not actually change into something else entirely. a much better word is 'body manipulation'.
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>>161188942
>Treating her as something too pure or innocent for romance and sex is just vaguely insulting
>loving a person so much you can't even think of doing something dirty to her is insulting
No one is saying that they wouldn't have sex with Shinobu, it's just that everyone admires her as a person, not as an object. If anything, sexual objectification of a girl is insulting. We love Shinobu for who she is, not for how sexy she looks. She is beautiful beyond imagination, yes, but that was what caused her such traumas, that objectification of her beauty she saw around her when she was a kid. You shouldn't repeat that mistake.
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>>161189097
Being so oversensitive about it that you can't even acknowledge her beauty or think of her as a woman is just going to make things worse. There is such thing as moderation.
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ITT: Autism
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>>161188942
I am not treating her as something for romance and sex, I'm putting her over me, because in my own self-absorbed mind, I think she truly is better than me. As you said yourself Shinobu has experienced quite a few tragedies, and I don't think I would've been able to even handle them as good as her. She reached her breaking point at some point, yes. but I don't think I, as a person, would've been able to live through all of that, without ending much, much worse than her. I guess you could say I'm just using her to have some hope in life, foolishly putting her on a pedestal as Araragi once did with Hanekawa. Then again, me foolishly calling her pure or cute, or even there for cuddling, can be tracked back to me not having those kind of things. Because she's that much better of a person in my mind, I just envision her as the perfect partner for me in life, even though, that's clearly not possible even if she'd exist. I couldn't even imagine being the carrier of a curse like Shinobu had, killing everyone who sees me, yet still being calm and rational. Even going so far as to sacrifice her own humanity to make the sacrifices to her worth something. I just truly admire her from the inside and outside.
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>>161189180
Man, when you think about it, Shinobu really is a great person. Does Nisio at least understand what he created?
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>>161189207
I'm not sure if he understands any of the things he creted.
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>>161189158
What if I just don't see her in that kind of emotion?
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>>161189338
You do you. Just understand that her grand history and great strength of character doesn't stop her from being a woman and other people are going to see her as a woman.
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I'll hit the bed now. Was fun, anons. Some actual genuine discussion this time, summaries, discussion about doujins, discussions about shinobu, not that many waifu wars. Why can't every monogatari thread be like this?
Also hoping for this
>>161186308
Good night, anons.
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>owari s2 unironically #1 on mal
what did they mean by this?
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>>161189180
She's probably a better person than I am, but when I see a great woman I want to stand beside her instead of worship her from afar.
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>>161187244
>overly busty Crab
Blasphemy!

>>161187372
Being a doll is suffering.
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>>161187581
>The question is: are you loyal enough to stay for the ride?
It's not like I've anything better to do.

>>161187732
Nisio and Shaft are bullying us for being failures.
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>>161189097
>sexual objectification of a girl is insulting
I don't think Nisio got the memo
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>>161187732
you went the birb route in life.

Better luck next time>>161187858
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>tfw no doll to fuck in a field.
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Is it Senjyogahara or Senjougahara?
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>>161190588
The latter is more aesthetic, but the former is more accurate (the difference is marginal though).
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>>161190588
SenjYOGAhara.
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>>161189158
I see Shinobu as a great person who has overcone many obsticals with a great personality and immeanse beauty almost everyone get's lost in. I'd be a liar if I said I wouldn't want to engage in lewd things with her like Araragi does.
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>>161189520
>Sleeping on Araragi's jacket
Just
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>>161190887
>tfw they didn't include a scene from the novel in which Araragi is trying to hold himself from molesting sleeping Teenobu
Kizu is the best adaptation and all but sometimes they just make me mad
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>>161190588
It's REDDITgahara actually
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>>161183628
It's because no matter how much I like Crab, I like the idea of Araragi being forced to realize he's an asshole more.
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>>161190961
I've never understood this meme. What level of reddit understanding is required to get it?
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>>161191126
Ask Senjyogahara. You know. Because she's a Reddit person.
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I'm trying to put together a collection of NCOPs. This is really hard.
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>>161191172
The National Council of Provinces?
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>>161176206
The koyomimonogatari ones actually happen in between a lot of these. Koyomi Flower, for example, happens right after Hitagi Crab but before Mayoi Snail, so it got that right. But Koyomi Water is somewhere in the middle of Karen Bee, near the beginning.
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>>161191384
The chart I posted clearly shows that.
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>>161191425
No, it doesn't. To "clearly show it" there should be two instances of Karen Bee with Koyomi Water nestled in between, or a similar diagram illustrating such an interaction. There was some anon that posted a timeline a day or two ago that showed this but I didn't save it.
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I haven't watched this series at all but top 5:
1. Ling sleeved pale girl
2. Kimono wearing girl w/ egg in her hair
3. Big Boobs
4. Blonde loli
5. Silver twintails
Is this correct?
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>>161191457
Found it in the archive.
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>>161191520
no
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Nisio created the woman of my dreams.
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>>161191890
WHY IS HE GRABBING HER THIGH
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>>161191989
Because she grabbed his in Bake.
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>>161191890
>a literal 3dpd
>girl of my dreams
Sasuga Crabfags
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>>161190588
1st is archaic, 2nd is modern.
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>>161191520
you mixed up 1 and 2
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>>161192230
Sure. Every 3dpd is just like her.
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More doll arcs when?
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>>161193232
orokamonogatari
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Thread has slowed down considerably.
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>>161193232
piss piss
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I want to read Sodachi fiasco but only found some tumblr dude translation, is it good or are there better subs?
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>no ougi and crab interaction

would have been interesting to see
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>>161193853
do you think she's actually that detailed down there? Wouldn't bird become suspicious?
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>>161194581
Bird doesn't even become suspicious when Araragi has a ten year old blond girl jump out of his shadow to cut her hair.
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Wonder how many BD's Owari s2 will sell.
20k?
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>>161174997
She reeks with Kaiki sperm tho
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>>161175836
She sold Japanese government intel.

she's a traitor terrorist
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>>161187631
tsukimonogatari
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>>161188513
>doesn't know irony
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>>161191520
silver twin tails shouldn't be on the list, she's probably one of the most interesting characters in the show but far from waifu material
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>>161197230
Of course she is waifu material. Don't you want a waifu with her own home and a stable job?
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>>161194399
>no ougi and crab interaction
>would have been interesting to see
this would be more interesting since shinobu technically gave birth to ougi based from what gaen said in the LN.

>“With how hard Shinobu-san has exploited her matter creation skill up ’till now, it would be totally feasible for her to create an oddity, a high school girl, or whatever else."

would ougi be able to face shinobu after trying to provoke araragi to leave her in hitagi rendezvous???
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>>161197477
>would ougi be able to face shinobu after trying to provoke araragi to leave her in hitagi rendezvous???
Even Ougi should have realized the delusion in Araragi ever leaving Shinobu.
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>>161195851
Crab's womb will only accept kaiki's sperm and her vagina shuts close if it's not kaiki's cock. Even her hair only remains smooth, silky and get longer fast if she use kaiki's sperm as her conditioner.
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