How would you defeat him /a/?

I'd ask him to lose on purpose.

By the vigorous application of my ass in his dick.

>>161163141
Challenge him to a shitposting contest

I would tell him that he is now manually breathing

>>161163176
>is so sincere in his response that you lose the will to defeat him

>>161163141
Give him an emotional goodbye speech

>>161163141
By having normal human reactions to his idiocy unlike the comic relief characters that surround him.

>>161167018
That's murder

>>161163141
D

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>>161163141
I wonder who would win.

Challenge him to get /a/ to agree 100% unanimously on whether traps are gay or not. He'd be forced into writing the most beautiful, eloquent and convincing piece of prose to ever grace the internet.

>>161163190
How do you force an ass into a dick? That sounds painful.

Break his glasses

>>161170082
You grab a dick and shovel an ass in there Anon, it's common knowledge

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>>161170082
>t. virgin

It's not possible, regardless of the outcome. Sakamoto wins the hearts of people, even those that stand against him.

>>161163141
Be a Japanese truck driver. It has to be accidental though.

>>161163141
With a Buick.

With a updog

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>>161163210
Fuck you

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I call my bros.

Cancer. It beat him once. ;_;

>>161163141
Threaten his homeworld.