>tfw no gf like senjougahara to go on dates with

Sweet. I don't want to date a cunt like her. A few sweet words here and there and some sex isn't enough to deal with her shit all the time.

>>161151103
Thank god

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>>161151103

>>161151103
Basement dwellers dont go on dates anon

>>161151103
Hitagi's persona won't work in real life tho seriously speaking, she's super rude and trash talk al the time with cold attitude she have the look but that all to it in my own opinion

She work as character greatly though

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>not eating ice cream at a maid cafe with your gf and sharing it together

plebs

>>161151103
she reeks of kaiki sperm anon

>>161151103
She is 3D turned 2D, why would you want that?

>>161151103
I find the lack of Kanburu in my life much more disturbing

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You'd lust after a 3D girl?
Jesus, am I on /a/?

>>161151598
If only

You can find a slut with a shit personality like hers on tinder in 5min.

>>161152929
And the slut might have crabs, too. Anime confirmed real

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Senjougahara's is one of the few Bakemono girls I just never warmed up too. I much prefer Hanekawa to her, especially her lewd side.

So a crazy bitch will never staple my inner cheek ?
Fine by me

People who like crab are degenerates.

>>161153012
underrated

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>tfw no life partner like Shinobu to go to Mister Donut with

>>161151103
i bet she doesnt even have regular sex with him, maybe once per week

So does she and Araragi really break up a bunch of times while in college?

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>yfw gf like senjyohara to go on deitos with

>>161151103
Gahara would have been complete shit if it wasn't for her voice.

>>161153272
Fairly typical for high school relationships to strain in college

Gahara's popularity is very close to Shinobu, while fags get bullied on 4chan like Snakefags. What's wrong with the world?

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>>161151103
>redditgahara

>>161153370
Shinobufags are insecure since she is going to be a literal cuck for the next 70 years.

>>161151103
>People like senjougahara

Unless you've got some sort of dominatrix fetish I don't see why would anyone like her, nothing worse than having to deal with egotism made a person

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>>161153301
>tfw wife like Senjoygahara to go on deitos with

>>161153612
Koyokyo has a great wife.

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>>161153609
>Unless you've got some sort of dominatrix fetish I don't see why would anyone like her
Kiss shot fills that role better anyway

>>161151103
thank god

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>tfw no doll to date and teach feelings to.

>>161153833
Shaft really need to make some 1:1 dolls and 1:1 12 years old Shinobu

>>161153272
He pretty much starts dating Sodachi.

>>161151598
>>161153179
>tfw no gf like senjougahara to play deathplay
I want to get killed by her so fucking much.

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>>161154053
>I have a gf

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>>161153609
>Unless you've got some sort of dominatrix fetish
My child, you've clearly not seen the light yet.
Gahara's top cute! She acts tough because she's actually a bit insecure, wanting others to take the initiative, yet she's also very considerate and playfully competitive. Not to mention very lewd.

>>161154053
why would you lie on /a/? you dont get karma points and your anon so whats the point?

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>>161153910
Holy shit that must sting for crab

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>>161153567
So you're saying Hitagifags follow the path of Oda Nobunaga, and Shinobufags embody Tokugawa Ieyasu.

>>161154053
>>>/out/
>>>/f/acebook

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>>161154144
On the contrary.
She just adds her into HER own, ever growing harem. Ararararagi's just a bait for little girls Hitagi can cuck and tame.

>>161154319
Don't muspronounce his name out of sexual frustration

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I've seen all of monogatari of course, but is there a prequel/sequel chart of all monogataris? It's just for reference

>>161154363
You mean something like a watch order ?

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>>161154333
Sorry, bit my tongue

>>161154397
Ok, that's fine then.

>>161154363
Story's Chronological Order:

1. Kizumonogatari -Movie-
2. Nekomonogatari: Kuro
3. Bakemonogatari
4. Nisemonogatari
5. Monogatari Series Second Season

--Nekomonogatari: Shiro
--Kabukimonogatari
--Otorimonogatari
--Onimonogatari
--Koimonogatari

6. Hanamonogatari should be between Kabuki and Otori
7.Tsukimonogatari

Onimonogatari and Nekomonogatari: Shiro events happen at the same time

>>161154363
SHAFT released the series backwards because they're pretentious fucks. You start out with Owari (S1+S2) and follow the airing order backwards. Watch Kizu at the end.

>>161154381
Exactly.
>>161154429
Hmm, after 5, those events really get a little confuse.

>>161154463
You're surrounded by little girls, silly.

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>>161154518
I am using this right now but as >>161154429
pointed out there are more monogataris in the series. But I guess if you have watched a fair amount of stuff you get the general idea

>>161154127
Exactly my point.

Have you ever dealt with someone "a bit insecure" ? people like that tends to be too possesive.

and then there is senjougahara who takes it to the next level.

Yeah sure, she can be fun at times but that's one hell of a price to pay for those.

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FUCK.

Is monogatari over forever? I feel so empty inside. I want to see more.

WTF is there ntr in this?

>>161154779
Fuck off, /a/ is not your blog.

>>161151103
I'd rather go on dates with a girl like Kanbaru.

>>161154779
>only interest is sports,soccer, animu, vidya and shitposting on /a/

I go for joggs on my own, my soccer team doesn't have a woman team, I watch my animu alone and I play vidya on my own. The only place I would ever meet a woman is the gym and I am not gonna talk to random chicks there.

>>161154839
Talking about stuff actually helps a lot anon

>>161154779
>fascinated by my vidya collection
I'd be creeped out if I saw a person above his teens playing any games.
>>161154892
You too? Why are you people so attached to games?

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>>161154879
My negro

>>161154652
Many series don't even get made, and most never receive a proper ending either. Be happy with what we've got.

>>161154904
I just listed video games but I used to play a lot. Right now I spend more time on 4chan and stuff but I like to play something from time to time

>>161154429
Pretty certain Hana is after Tsuki.

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>>161154904
Vidya is way more acceptable than anime/mango by society.

>>161154904
You're the odd one here.
The average vidya consumer has been around the age of 40 since 1990s. Interestingly the age has NOW gone down a bit thanks to the boom of casual games and mobile shit.

My grandpa played his NES all the way to his death bed, speedrunning Marios and cranking crazy high scores in Tetris & Bubblebobble.

>>161154779
>post deleted
Was that really necessary?

>>161155027
>48% female
Reminder that these include games like candy crush as video games and are not actually accurate since every roastie with a phone is by definition a "gamer".

>>161154652
Off-Season has been in production for months so no

>>161155039
>Was that really necessary
/a/ is not your blog retard, if you don't like it fuck off back to r/eddit

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>>161151103
>gf
>dates

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>no irl spooki to hold sleeves with
life sucks man

>>161155027

>you will never live in a society where you can gather around the watercooler at work and talk about the latest loli hentai mango you got from comiket

Truly an awful world we live in

>tfw no Kaiki acquaintance to be annoyed by my antics

>>161155123
Why is Kaiki best boy ?

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>>161155046
>caring what defines a real gamer

Sorry that it triggers you, but Angry Birds is as much of a videogame as Dark Souls. Mobile gaming industry is huge and as portable devices become more and more powerful, it's pretty much the future.

>>161155147
his meat is divine

>>161155231
>caring what defines a real gamer
God forbid people are passionate about their hobbies being bastardized you ironic weaboo faggot.

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>>161151103
we /suicidal/ hours, men?

>>161154429
Hana is the last chronologically by a mile, dipshit

>>161155231
people that play angry birds are not "gamers" and would probably laugh at people that call themselves "gamers".

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>>161155070
No need to blow up your butt, mate.
never been to that site of yours ya seem to be so familiar with either.

>>161155439
Fuck off

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>>161155439
I like this birdy

>>161154319

If that's true, then nothing would make me happier. Oikura had a hard life

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>>161155453
Why? We are just talking about monogatari waifus, no?

Why would I want crab over post-tiger Hanekawa?

>>161155554
Maybe you just know that you aren't Hanekawa-worthy and need to go through additional character development to truly satisfy your waifu ?

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>>161155554
because Cat's Crab's girl.

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Best GF

>>161155838
Why are you posting my GF

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>>161155937
>>161155838
she's a mass-produced dollie.
she's EVERYONE's GF.

>>161155116
>interacting with people in real life for any reason
>work
>going out of the house in the first place more than once every 3-5 months
You disgust me.

>>161155838
>liking autism

>>161156067
I hope you are joking if not thats pathetic...

>>161151103
>tfw no gf

>>161156123
That's the true point

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I want a comfy date with math. She probably never even went to a movie theater, so it should be really cute how she would be completely overwhelmed by the most normal date.

>>161156141
tfw no gf /r9k/ fags are worst thing in world

>>161156094
Go away, normalfag.

>>161156172
>worst thing in world
3DPD in general. Every time you talk about 3DPD, your waifu cries in heaven.

>>161153567
That's like no time at all bro.

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>>161156067

Gotta pay for PVC butts somehow dude.

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>>161133362
>>161133362
>>161133362
>>161133362

PICS of haircut

so how many episodes is this going to be?
will it always air on saturdays?

>>161156423
It's over.

>>161156423

It's over, just 3 eps. Could have been a 7 episode series if they split them into normal episode sizes chunks.

>>161156437
You might say it's owari.

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>>161156437
>>161156465

what would be the ideal doujin that includes ALL the gataris?

like in a 150 page doujin, each girl has a part (single or multiple, doesnt matter), what would be the BEST way to make it?

>>161156076

>tfw my first adult 3D girlfriend was legitimately autistic and avoidant personality

Awesome, brilliant girl but it was like dating a computer.

>>161156536
Probably drawing it.

>>161153910
Wait is this for fucking real?

>>161156398
I NEED THOSE NOW

>>161156567
Sounds like bullshit to me.

>>161156544
>he wouldnt marry his computer

>>161156567
No, they act like normal siblings, not like boyfriend and girlfriend. Senjougahara is really jealous for some reason though.

>>161156094
Nigga thy shall lurk moar

>>161156398
>>161133362
post the fucking pictures of your haircut anon

I've recently uploaded the Kizumonogatari LN auidobook unto MediaFire ripped from my Audible account.
Please do share this amongst all your other Monogatari loving friends.

http://www.mediafire.com/file/9ssw1ddqdva4bk7/Kizu

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>>161156398
maybe I could do it if I had longer hair

>>161157179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdTc2Gv52uI
Is this you?

>>161157209
I can barely even DL 2 plate for 5x5

>>161157241
Just keep doing it persistence ends up somewhere

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>>161151103
>tfw no precious plushie

>>161153166
>commie
why would you do that to yourself?

Are there good Kizu III subs yet?

>>161157318

There's nothing wrong with Commie for Kizu.

>>161157401

No, we're all still waiting for commie.

>>161157318
Because they're not that steeped with meme's and commie subs are better than some fucking dude just putting the lines of the LN on top of the film without knowing 100% what's being said.

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>>161157179
10 hours in paint

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>>161157477
10/10

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>>161157637
What's happening to his neck ?

>>161157698
Vampire neck

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>>161157796
Is she a vampire,too ?

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There is an ILLEGAL LACK of SPOOKY

>crabfags want a 3dpd gf
Color me surprised

>>161157698
He gets it from his mother.

>>161158658
It's just one guy. Besides most of crabfags only want Senjogahara as a companion.

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>tfw no tomboy like Kanbaru to go on dates with

>>161158959
Don't remind me please

>>161157698
shaft happened.

>>161158040
>tfw no spooky gf to criticize me in literally everything in a cute spooky way

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>>161151598
How did you get mpv to label screenshots like that senpai?

>>161157401
Edo subs are good

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>>161159150

My mpv screenshots are better dude.

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>>161159242
Thanks a ton anon. Ive been meaning to set this up for forever. Manually sorting them is a pain.

>>161157401
ignore >>161159224 tactical is a standard commie speedsub and will do fine until vale stops going on vacation

>>161159416
What's wrong with (my) suggestion?

>>161159792
edo is literal trash (literal in the sense that the subs are too literal)
same deal with owari 2 but commie will take years to sub it so we have to deal with crunchies garbage

>>161153910
Not even Hanekawa? Fuck, what's the point then? Big Fat Cat Tats, man!

>>161154397
You did it on purpose.

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I'm more of a cat guy.

>tfw no dog gf