>you will never be doted on by a 8+ years older sister
I don't know if I'd call myself a cakefag, but I can appreciate a good cake.
I wish Kaede was my onee-san.
why big sisters have to be pure maidens (especially ridiculous when they're over 24) that spend most of their free time on home playing with their siblings?
where are the big sisters who date thugs or basketball players and only meet their family on holidays?
This. Then you hear from other family members that they talk shit about you and purposefully avoid you when they're around.
And the only family they keep in touch with is your asshole drunk father who never gave her shit but insults.
>perform his duty as younger brother to
I don't know about anybody else but I definitely am a fan of both.
>onii-chan to two ototous and one imouto
>no doting onee-chan
Remember to hug your aneki for those who have none
like having an extra wardrobe to yourself
basically like having an unhygienic older brother who bleeds every month, clogs the shower drain with hair, and has 6 million shampoo products for some reason.
Its pretty cool once they get a car cause they can drive you around and you can go to the movies and places together without having to rely on your parents. Also it's nice to have someone to play video games with, and you can still beat them when you get into physical fights despite them being older, since they are female subhumans with weaker bone and muscle structure.
I always thought eventually I'd reach an age where my big sister would teach me about girls and like how to ask a girl out and what kind of things girls like, but that never happened, and she always gets awkward whenever I try to bring up the relationship topic. Pretty sure she's literally never had a boyfriend and is still a virgin at 26.
>Pretty sure she's literally never had a boyfriend and is still a virgin at 26.
You know what must be done anon, I believe in you.
One day I'll be good enough at drawing to fulfill my desire to have an older sister, even if only in fantasy
I used to hate my sister growing up, she was pretty terrible and we always fought. Now when she's older she's the the nicest person ever though, I guess it feels good.
She's the only one that gives me compliments and it keeps me going
What about useless yet fuwa fuwa nee-sans?
They have nothing in common with you and only talk to you if they need a favor/help. If you refuse they'll guilt trip you into helping them anyway or they don't talk to you anymore for a couple of hours/days.
That's not true, the one of the reasons my imouto dislikes me (I'm fairly certain) is because I was too clingy with her.
There are lots of clingy nee-sans.
Female pedophiles exist. In a world with 7+ billion people, it has to happen pretty much constantly. Right now, statically, there is an adult woman riding a prepubescent boy to completion. In fact there are probably many.
t. /wsg/ anon
you posted the wrong girl, anon
>have imouto 8 years younger
>still everyone in the family says she's more mature and responsible than me
>she has a bunch of certificates and prizes from singing, poem recitation and other shit
>meanwhile i have non
>i am a very petty person, so i can't handle someone being better than me (even though i dont do anything to improve myself)
>as a result insanely jealous of my sister and hope she falls into depression or something and fails in life
Go damn i wish i had an onee-san
Onee-sans that love their brothers are pretty much unicorns, sorry but it's true. On the other hand, big brothers always take care and protect their younger imoutos.
It's almost like women in real life are awful people 99% of the time.
What are you 12? None of those awards mean anything. Just remember anon, life improves for men as they age and acquire experience and resources. Women go bad like milk.
Still man, its hard to ignore, all my life i never received an award for anything i did despite trying hard, and here she is zooming through everything effortlessly, winning competetions left and right
The contrast is painful to see
The common denominator is that everyone here is an /a/utist, of course their sisters don't dote on them. And if their family enables shitty manchildren like anons, they're probably going to do the same for shitty womenchild sisters.
They're not, when I really need them they're always there for me. I'm just describing the average daily scenario from back when I was younger (not that it's much more different now, we're just more mature about it and are more friendly since we see each other less).
From my experience having a older sibling that can tolerate you is very rare, especially if they're the opposite gender.
>8 and 10 years older
>shitty siblings when they were in high school
>become doting nee-sans after they work and will buy me anything they can afford
>used to watch Rurouni Kenshin/Inuyasha/Doraemon etc with the younger nee-sans when I was grade schooler
>lately back to the way of weebs since she curious about the recent GitS movie and I showed her the 1995 version
It's great when you're past highschool and your insufferable teenager phase.
Nbsb oneesans and the surrogate boyfriend ototous. She invites you to the movies cause doesn't like going alone. You carry her shopping bags aftet waiting for two hours just getting bored. She calls you to her apartment because there is that nightmare of a cockroach and she needs her strong little brother thats a man. She pays for the food when you eat out. When you argue about something she takes it to heart and you get so guilty you hug her and shes the happiest big sister in the world for having the best little brother.
>Imoutos who have gone on a god-slaying murder-crusade to avenge their brother: 0
>Neechans who have gone on a god-slaying murder-crusade to avenge their brother: 1
Oneechan > Imouto.
This is science. And you DO NOT fuck with science.
>blood related imoutos that won the onii-D (in anime)
At least 3
>blood related neesans that won the otouto-D (in anime)
>grew up with a big brother that beat the shit out of me all the time
why could i not have a little sister instead?!
>Live with my mom but have an imouto on dad's side
>Reap all the benefits of being the only child at home and visit a cute loving loli twice a month without having to deal with all the childish bullshit
Best of both worlds