Wait just a goddamn second, how the fuck did her human father impregnate a mermaid?
>>161098549
like every other fish. she laid eggs and he cummed on them
>>161098549
Survival instincts to impregnate, he might have been drowning and the mermaid found him, made copulation when they arrived shore while he's unconscious, then fertilized her eggs. Or magic, turning herself into a human for a short time, then leaving.
>>161098549
some mermaids have vagiana
>>161098613
That would explain why the rest of the villagers thought he was such a degenerate, his daughter was the product of jerking off on some fish eggs.
>>161098549
Nigga did you not watch Futurama?
>>161098661
Maybe more
>>161098549
>get to land
>acquire feets
>put ponos in vagoo
>JAM IT IN
>???
>profit
>>161098549
If there's one thing I've learned about fantasy, humans are second only to dragons when it comes to sexual compatibility, and only because dragons can transform themselves.
>>161101791
It's been researched, you know.
>>161101791
Why are humans such sluts?
>>161098549
because if it can breed, humans will fuck it
>>161101860
A dragon can fuck everything?
Who wrote this?
>>161102318
Dragons can shapeshift. Also, they're pretty much made of magic.
How else do you think you get half-dragon babies from soaking in a tub of dragonspooge?
>>161098549
He fucked it, presumably.
>>161098549
Ask Isidro in a few years