darkness

>>161047274
Lalatina

>>161047274
Go on....

>>161047274
my old friend

Divorceness!

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>>161047274
I want to do quests with Lalatina!

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>>161047274

I was indifferent to her when she was introduced, but now she's my favorite.

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>>161047274
Aqua

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So, Konosuba thread?

>>161047274
Darkness is all my eyes will perceive when my face is buried in her cleavage.

>>161047274
wrong - that's La... >>161047906 I'm late

>>161047274
A shit

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>>161053354
I love how Kazuma is such a creep that the doujins don't even need to invent a faceless rape man and just play it straight.

>>161052435

that's a very high hairline for a woman

i hear she's got six-pack abs and likes to tie up young boys

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I want to marry Aqua!

>>161057715
You cant marry a god anon

>>161057715
You cant marry a slut anon

>>161057715
You cant marry a drunk anon

>>161057715
You can't marry a shit anon.

>>161057715
You can't marry my wife anon

>>161058646
You can't marry Aqua but you CAN ruin this anon's life through NTR driving him to an hero.

>>161057715
More like you want your kids to have fetal alcohol syndrome on top of more genetic retardation. Fun!

Although Aqua is stupid to the point where she may believe she gave birth to a kid that's not hers. Get a kid from Megumeme or Wiz.

>>161059390
The alcohol probably gets purified the moment it touches her tongue, anyway. Makes me wonder why she likes booze so much.

>>161059785
Sh
es retaeded aaanon thsyyt rember

>>161059785
As seen she still can suffer the affects of alcohol. In other words it's possible she like other gods can "turn off" divine protections and abilities as desired. Pregnant Aqua would be too fucking stupid to know she has to leave it on and not binge drink.

>>161057715

Can you marry the mentally disabled?

>>161060000
Depends on whether she's been legally classified as an infirm in that realm already.

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>>161057402
DEEN can't draw for shit

>>161047274
Imprisoning me!

>>161057715
Why is Aqua flying?

>>161061176
Red Bull gives you wings

Is it just me or did her tiddies triple in size in season 2?

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>>161057369
Anyone who NTRs him is in for a horrible surprise when he simply charges them for the service and steals if they refuse. Even worse when the girl who got stolen robs the NTRist.

>>161059120
Aqua is such a best girl she will never be defeated by the cock.

>>161062044
Nobody can beat the cock, anon. Especially not a nopan slut like Aqua.

>>161062044
>mindbroke within 3 pages
kek

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>>161063428
>>161063807
>no canon

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>>161063971
It's canon, anon. Aqua doesn't have the will and especially not the intelligence to resist the cock.

>>161063428
>>161064256
I feel like in the majority of works, it's only after getting their wombs filled to the brim with semen do girls end up mindbroken cumdumps. But since Aqua's body would immediately purify it into harmless water instead of semen, wouldn't that give her a pretty good chance?

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>>161064256
>resistance enough to cockblock two Chads (one of them was/is really persistent).
>stats just too high (you can't rape her)
>pasive resistence to poison, black magic or other kind of tricks
>smart enough to know how powerfull her sex apeal is (she literally sent young men to die with it).

>>161064403
No, you just need to put so much into her that it overcomes her purification.

>>161057715
You shouldnt marry a retard anon

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>>161062044

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>>161065425
That's what i'm talking about, she even laughs at the fucking cock!

>>161065679
That's because Kazutrash is a dicklet.

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>>161062044
Aqua probably looses to cock on a nightly basis.

>>161064256
>completely ignores the nice guy isekai protag
>is disgusted by the fat old man
>is completely unphased by Kazuma's penis
Aqua's penis reistance stat is maxed out

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>>161065783
Please don't speak ill of best girl.

>>161065783
delete that image

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>>161066064
Worst girl, worst goddess, only good for bullying and party tricks.

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Aqua loves anal

>>161066187
That's probably why she makes her ass so available. Minimise the time needed to get ready.

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>>161066129
Stopt the bullying!

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>>161066395
But then the only purpose she'd have left would be performing party tricks for the entertainment of other adventurers and pleasuring them under the table.

>>161061310
Where are her wings?

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>>161057715
I want to impregnate Aqua and then make her sad by keeping alcohol from her every day during the pregnancy

>>161047274
Seriously, Darkness deserves everything that happen to her. Her jokes weren't funny enough and her volumes were boring at best...
Also darknessfags are the second worse fanbase

>>161068984
what happens to darkness?

>>161066561

But she's also a good healer!

>>161047274
Lalatina is cute and a good girl, i want to pat her head.

>>161047274
best girl

>>161069677
She was killed

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>>161047274
Reminder.

>>161071810
>what Yunyun said earlier
>Yunyun said
>Yunyun
Is there anything that she won't ruin?

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>>161071899
No.

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Pick up the phone darkness!

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>>161071810

>>161049547
killyourself aqua

>>161073929
Hide that orc, Lalatina will try to rape it.

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>>161071899
>>161072283
YuiYui is Megumin's mother, fuckin pathetic cunts.

>>161075789
This. You can tell they are related because all their names are retarded.

>>161047274
>adventurer is supposedly a weak and basic starting class
>can level faster than others
>can learn spells from other classes
>can fully respec to another class when it levels up

How is it a weak class? What are its drawbacks? It seems like it can do anything as long as you have the stats.

>>161076695
I've been wondering the same shit. Adventurer actually seems broken as all fuck, I mean they can even learn monster abilities. Why the hell does everyone always want to advance job? I would just stay in that forever, at least until I have way more skills than I could ever use.

>>161076695
Probably the Jack of all trades, master of none aspect.

It works really well for Kazuma because his party is overspecialised to the point of uselessness, so he can cover their limitations with his advantages, and he really works out how to make the best of his weaker skills.

>>161077001
But do we know if anything prevents him from learning how to resurrect people from Aqua, or how to explosion people from Megumeme? I am pretty sure the WN ended with him explosioning the DK

>>161077910
Has he demonstrated ANY advanced magic/skills? It might be a limitation of the class that he can't learn advanced stuff.

>>161077950
They might have stat prerequisites or something. But so far what skills he can use is pretty limited to whatever is convenient for the plot.

>>161076695
Really low stat gains. Assuming that respeccing wouldn't reset your level, then the longer you stay an adventurer, the longer you're gimping yourself in whatever stats you need in the class you're aiming for. Kazuma had lower physical stats then Megumin at a similar level.

>>161078833
>Kazuma can't even manhandle Megumin
He does not deserve her!

>>161079681
Let's be fair, 99% of /a/ is probably too weak to do it either.

>>161079904
I mean - she is a 14 year old girl that is fairly skinny even for her age. Unless the stats gained through adventure significantly boosted her strength, she shouldnt be much of a challenge.

With that being said, wanting to manhandle a 14 year old has some other significant issues that anons should think about.

Wish there was more Chris, so disappointed she just disappears from the show.

>>161080701
She kind of confused me. Lalatina said other adventurers didnt want to party up with her, but she seemed friendly with Chris. Why didnt they adventure together?

>>161076695
Adventurer spells are weak, cost a lot of points and without Kazuma's broken luck are useless.

>>161080895
>>161080701
From the novels:
Chris is Eris in disguise, who befriended Lalatina after hearing her pray for a friend when she was younger.

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>>161080627
There is nothing wrong with having good taste.

>>161080895
Chris is too worried picking up cheat items and throwing them into the lake to party with a useless tank

>>161074926
Say something bad about my waifu again, nerd.
See what happens.

>>161081571
useless goddess only good for bringing more useful party members back to life

>>161081136
>pedophilia
>good taste
I am sure your sensibilities will be more appreciated in jail.

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unf

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>>161085569
>saggy cowtits
She is just 18 and they are already hanging low.
Medium tits are best.

>>161064403
just cervix penetrate her and cum directly in the ovaries.

>>161072970
underrated post

>>161085753
Aqua is even saggier than Darkness, you nigger. Have you seen some of the official art?

>>161081885
>Useless goddess
For U

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>>161086102
>even saggier than darkness
Yet more propaganda by the jealous. You would have thought they would have learned their lesson after everybody found out that Eris wears pads. Darkness probably wears bras that desperately try to make her udders look less saggy.

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>>161086252
>a literal grandma
How delusional can one get?

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>>161086469
>the only image they can find to try to sully the name of the goddess is one where she is being surprise attacked by a demon army general.

Your desperation runs deep.

>>161086469
Damn those really are some shaggy tits on that damegami.

>>161086469
I have a really hard time deciding between Lalatina and Megu.

>>161086914
Any choice is fine as long as they don't have grandma tits.

>>161076695

lol no, adventurers are garbage

lowest stat gains and way more skillpoints are required to get skills

kazuma is only good by getting very creative, using drain (forbidden and very rare skill) and abusing his crazy luck with related skills (plus aqua massive buffs)

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>>161071810
Goddamn it this makes me sad.
All the Konusoba girls are best girl in their own way.
Can't they just all get a Kazuma?
This is an LN, don't pretend like they couldn't get away with it.

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>>161071810
>no one will ever feel this way about you
I want to help but I know I can't.

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>>161053491

Why does she say she likes really slutting things; and then get super embarassed when she was caught washing Kasuma?

>The difference between who she is, who she thinks she is, and who she wants to be, who she thinks she wants to be.

>>161087373
>why does anon like the wildest fetish but can't even look a girl straight in the eyes?
Same reason.