What would sex with this bitch be like?
>>161009239
like sex with me
>>161009239
Intense, kinky, and ecstasy.
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
euphoric.
>>161009239
loose
>>161009239
it would end wth her in tears or insulting you, it wouldn't as good as you thin, Revy is traumatised.
>>161009239
Stop asking this if you'll never follow through!!!
'gentle' femdom goodness
>gentle as in, doesn't involve literal bondage gear, and no other possible connotation
>>161009239
What's the point, halfway through she will start monologuing about how Roanapur is hell on Earth and you have to be dead to survive etc.
>>161009239
I'd be like fucking my ex, hot and sexy
>>161009379
She likes whips; you're out of luck, anon.
>>161009379
You're an asshole and a self defeating coward.
>>161009400
>not liking sex while talking about random stuff
>>161009458
>be you
>you manage to beddazle revy
>you put the half chinese half american goddess to the bed
>you sex
>you almost done
>suddenly monologue about nihilism and death
You could finish after that?
>>161009239
Like a cold fish, with her judging you. It wouldn't be pleasant at all.
Would smell like cigarettes and cheap beer.
>>161009239
Even if they were offering it for free I wouldn't touch their crazy puss.
What is sex like?
>>161010533
Guess we'll never know.
Edgy like the shithole of a show she's from
>>161009239
Just like fucking a traumatised rape victim, pretty fun desu
>>161009239
She seems like the type that would start sobbing and crying after you were done.
She'd probably burst into tears half way through and ruin it
>>161009603
I would finish during that
>>161009239What is sex with anyone like?
>>161010727
my man
>>161009356
Give Revy some credit she has plenty of experience in both ends so she'll be able to play it well even if she doesn't like it.
>>161009239
Its heavily implied that Revy and Rock have some sort of physical relationship going on. A guy doesn't usually hang around on a girls bed while the girl takes a shower and then comes out naked and have a casual chat.
I mean when they showed the rape she was kinda a fish ya know.
>>161009379
>traumatized girl
>femdom
All you'd get from her is vanilla and crying, son.
>>161011350
The rape isn't even canon and not present in the source material
>>161011182
There is nothing "usual" about their entire situation.
Quentin Tarantino has announced that he will be adapting Black Lagoon into a movie, cast it:
My picks
Revy - Scarlet Johansson
Rock - Idris Elba
Dutch - Samuel L Jackson
Benny - Danny Devito
>>161011652
They will have to wrap her in green for postproduction
>>161011652
>Revy - Scarlet Johansson
stopped reading there
>>161011652
>pork in the shell: the sequal
>>161011876
>Glorious year of our supreme leader trump may he forever reign, 2017
>replying to obvious bait
>>161009239
iirc she was horrified by the idea of anal when she saw it in some porn.
>>161013216
She wasn't horrified she was just surprised I believe the quote was
>Is that going in her ass?
>>161011182
was that her bed he was on?
>>161009239
Inferior to sex with Roberta
>>161014113
Probably
>>161009239
Who's that?
>>161014171
do you remember what chapter this was?
>>161009356
Only if she really likes you, and she only really likes Rock, so it would probably be dirty and efficient coitus.
>>161014229
54
>>161014969
>he hasn't read the canon doujin approved by Hiroe himself
>>161011652
Does Tarantino even do adaptations? His shits all original screenplays, right?
>>161011417
She's sure assertive when fucking women.
>>161010727
This. The reproductive impulse is a depressing violation of human agency. It'd be comforting to know that the person trapped inside that other body understands that as well.
>>161009239
>do you want the Aloha shirt on or off?
>>161015052
Kill Bill is an adaptation (ripoff) of Lady Snowblood
>>161015427
I'd say inspired by it et al. Lady Snowblood is a very different work.
>>161015040
>Revy not topping
Dropped.
>>161015427
I think you're underestimating how many Japanese girl revenge movies there are
>>161013689
>>161015612
Is there a big torrent of them somewhere? I remember liking Gun Woman.
>>161010727
>I would finish because of that
Fixed that for you
>>161009302
kek
>>161009239
Rough and wild
>>161009239
too much damn work. unless its an amazing pussy is it worth having to go 120% percent, going 5th gear for hours.
then again I bet it would burn a lot of calories
>ywn get drunk and attack revy
>>161009239
good ... if you like getting STD 's
>>161015040
>he hasn't read the canon doujin approved by Hiroe himself
Was it actually?
>>161015040
>not the one where Dutch Fucks her
Delete this shit everyone knows
Dutch>>>>>>Rock
>>161018113
>Was it actually?
Hiroe and Azasuke are friends in the same doujin circle, I can't remember which but I'm pretty sure Hiroe went as far as to draw an official lewd for a Black Lagoon doujin liner page.
>>161018339
That's amazing, thanks for telling me, all the more glad to jerk off them now.
>>161015052
Jackie Brown was an adaptation of Rum Punch.
>>161018339
Sorta explains why Azasuke did so much Black Lagoon stuff.
>>161009239
disappointing4her
>>161018593
if she was bored or not enjoying it you bet her foul mouthed ass would speak up, maybe even put a gun to the dudes head as motivation
>>161018167
kokujin get ye gone
>>161018167
Brazilian detected
What would sex with Jane be like?
>>161009239
I don't know, I've never had sex
tenderwith lots ofkisses
>>161019477
where do you think you are?
>>161009239
i bet she wants to be dominated, just think, she's constantly in a dominant position because of her work, being helpless and submissive pet must get her wet.
>>161019475
Lots of poo with no loo
>>161019652
>i bet she wants to be dominated
She's a former dominatrix. Being dominated is the last thing she wants. Revy don't switch.
>>161019652
Maledom shitters always use this meme.
.
>>161020047
>maledom
you mean sex?
>>161020115
Maledom shitters also use this meme.
>>161020147
yeah, girls are the doms in sex and there is 53 genders, go back to tumblr
>>161020115
Having the female be a helpless submissive pet is not normal sex.
>>161010727
/thread
Nothing like pointlessness of life to help you bust a nut
>>161020925
>unironically nihilistic
Stay gay
>>161019652
This
>>161019693
Well, yeah, she wouldn't sub for any trash like that clientele. She would only go sub with that special someone she can show her vulnerable side to.
>>161011652
Revy would be uma thurman to be honest
>>161018167
dutch is pure man who doesnt need to fuck.
>>161022426
She's literally 60 years old
>>161021846
>believing that there's a inherent point to life that's come from the randomness of the void
>having a middle schooler's understanding of nihilism
>not creating your own meaning
Stay brainlet
>>161023660
Reminder that the label of nihilism is a spook
>>161023696
Technically I'm an Absurdist
>>161011652
for real tho terry crews would make a perfect dutch
it would be a serious role, though, so who knows if it would actually work
yall are dumb
the only way it would work is like in S&W
and it would be slow loving sex that doesn't last too long after a long conversation that they both enjoyed
Considering how racist everyone is in Roanpur, Tarantino would probably be a good choice to adapt it.
>>161009239
Exactly like the lyrics to Red Fraction sung in that same broken engrish voice.
>>161009239
Unreal
Because she's not.
>>161018167
Fuck you asshole I was about to fall asleep and read this
>>161022233
So sad that this was one of those interesting relationships that had many people speculating, but just like most writers, the old cunt stopped for no reason other then "I'm bored" or "I don't know where to take it from here". Fuck man, what this could have been by now.
I want to do things to her.
>>161027377
She'll probably kill herself before you get the chance desu
>>161027500
Revy isn't that foul mouthed
>>161027492
Nah, she's too cheerful for that.
>>161009265
Gross
>>161009379
>gentle
Stop.
>>161009239
shes not real
>>161023737
>Absurdist
>not finding as many ways to make your life as fun and fulfilled as possible
>moans about futility on the Internet instead>probably doesnt even own a Debrainer 3000
Go cuck yourself.
>>161022733
Revy would be in her late 50s too in 2017. I mean Dutch fought in the Nam, Balalaika's squad dealt with Rambo and Uncle Sam supported mujahideen... those things happened 40 years ago.
>>161030553
>MILF Revy
I can dig it.
>>161009239
You get AIDS
>>161031461
He said Revy, not Jane.
>>161009239
Salty milk and coins
>>161030553
You think she ran into trouble with [spoiler}Diamond Dogs[/spoiler] over in Afghanistan?
>>161011652
Lucy Liu would be perfect for Revy, but she might be a little too old for the part now. Also,
Rock: Steven Yuen (Glen from The Walking Dead)
Dutch: Terry Crews (because why the fuck not)
Benny: Owen Wilson
>>161030553
Lucy Liu as Revy then.
https://youtu.be/prDCDmchtTg
>>161033266
>Rock: Steven Yuen
Forget it. Needs more beta salaryman face.
>Dutch: Terry Crews
Fucking fund it.
>Benny: Owen Wilson
Meh, get some scrawny jew boy, maybe a c-lister like from tbbt or w/ever
>Lucy Liu would be perfect for Revy
Nah. Revy is supposed to be half-chink, half-burger, and in her 25s.
If she really was abused I doubt it would be very good, she'd most likely just stand still and wait for you to finish
>>161032231
Everyone got in trouble with the D-Dogs.Also use CTRL+S next time.
>>161009239
She looks dirty.
>>161019475
jesus christ
>>161033847
Lucy Liu is half Chinese half American. Not to mention her performance as O-Ren from Kill Bill shows that she'd be great for Revy: >>161033380. That's why I brought her up while acknowledging that she may be a bit too old for the part but that might not be a problem according to this anon: >>161030553.
How is Steven Yuen not beta enough for Rock? Look at this face and tell me this doesn't fit for Rock.
Owen Wilson as Benny was kind of a spitball, but I think he'd work since he has the funny personality and he's moderately handsome like Benny.
Terry Crews MUST play as Dutch.
>>161009239
Pretty sure anon would be Revy's bitch and not the other way around.
>>161009239
soggy
>>161035563
>but that might not be a problem according to this anon: >>161030553.
Yeah but the show is supposed to take place in the late 90s, judging from the tech, and no, Dutch wasn´t in Nam, it´s a show he puts up and he got called out on it. So Liu is out of the question. I mean, shouldn´t be too hard to find a 25-30yo burger actress with azn roots and alto voice (very important) who can pull of that whole "tough and cruel but also very vulnerable" thing.
>Look at this face and tell me this doesn't fit for Rock.
I don´t know. He just doesn´t have this... Locku look. Maybe it´s the hair.
>>161030279
>Knowing this little about absurdism
One must imagine Sisyphus happy, anon
>>161042680
>autism
>>161044115
>plebian
>>161020395
What is normal sex then?
>>161009239
She totally gives off the vibe that she'd have a very hairy bush down her pussy
>>161044522
She seems fairly hygienic though
>>161042071
Good points. It's just tough casting Revy especially when Asian actors and actresses don't get that many roles or that much publicity.
>>161009379
>gentle
>hiroe rei
what did he mean by that?
>>161015040
Have you got a link to that boss?
>>161047542
Read the thread retard
>>161009265
Nonexistant?
>>161009239
>what would sex with revi be like
>day old thread
>141 posts
>no rape webm
humanity has declined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltcho-t0j2A
>>161048873
Revy is pure, fuck off with this non-canon bullshit
>>161009265
This joke is being underappreciated 2bh
>>161048873
The rape isn't canon
>>161050313
Its in the manga, what do you mean?
>>161014972
The more I read this, the more I think they sound like a married couple where Revy is pissed that Rock changed jobs without telling her.
>>161050509
>Its in the manga
But it isnt
>>161050509
Eh, no.
>>161050509
Would probably lose sales if it was in the manga. It's sort of like the Spice and Wolf anime, though in that one it's just heavily implied since it was not an OVA. The mangaka/author originally wanted to include something that would rub some fans the wrong way and compromised by making it anime only.
>>161009239
Gross
>>161009239
Hot
>>161033266
I'd watch this
>>161028333
>See through sling bikini over regular one
how i s this not more prevelant?
>>161009239
Sweaty
Who /shenhua/ here?
>>161059693
Why are all the best Lagoon girls Chinks, does Hiroe have yellow fever?
>>161009239
painful