I KNOW I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

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>>161001265

I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE

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>>161001600
BUT NOW THROUGH ALL THE HURT AND PAIN

Reminder that the only reason we can even be on 4chan is because some nerd wanted a place to talk about Asuka.

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>>161001972
Fucking bless that person whoever it was.

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>>161001972

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>>161001733
>>161001972
>>161002015
>>161002065

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT
THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING

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>>161002101
SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART

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>>161002101

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>>161002138
>>161002145

FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO

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>>161002217
IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER

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>>161002244

WHAT'S DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY WORLD IS ENDING

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>>161002345
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
'CAUSE NOW THE GUILTY IS ALL MINE

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>>161002388

WHAT'S DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY WORLD IS ENDING

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>>161002593
You're my fucking bro.

Are these like shitty song lyrics or something?

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>>161002617

WHAT'S DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY WORLD IS ENDING

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>>161002655
Is this a shitty troll or something?

I really like this picture
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2815308

It combines elegant with lewd.

>>161002710
>thtat face
DROPPED

I want to cum in Asuka!

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I thought this board had janitors to clean up threads full of trash.

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>you will never glue your face to her ass

>>161005031
Im sure they will, now that you joined the thread.

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>>161005093
feels bad man

>>161001972
Will bluefags ever recover from this?

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>>161005202
>Either way it's going to turn out badly if you go
How about you shut the fuck up Shinji, you little faggot

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>>161005093
I want her to force me to push my tongue up her anus and than make fun of me for doing so.

>>161005374
Well,both times it's gone badly.

>>161005374
> wants to stay with her longer to fuck her
> faggot
that's not how that works.

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WOLOLO!!!!

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>>161005191
Wow great comeback.

>>161005874
To be fair, you did come to an asuka thread and got mad people were talking about asuka.

>>161001972
god bless that redhead angry girl

>>161006055
Well. Yeah that's true desu.

>>161002388
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE
I KNOW WE CAN'T FORGET THE PAST
YOU CAN'T FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE
BECAUSE OF THAT IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE

Reminder that misato is, and always will be, the best girl

>>161008281
Oh shit, I forgeot to mention that I was talking about a universe in which Asuka doesn't exist.

>>161008328
God I wish we lived in such a universe.

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>>161008402
Say that to my face NOT online and see what happens, kiddo.

How fucking reddit cringe is Komm Susser Tod? I mean like really, especially the clapping.

>>161008649
How so. The lyrics are kinda bad but, the church feel is a nice touch

>>161008832
I listened to the song recently and it JUST struck me as something I could see as being like reddit or maybe sjw like. Can't really describe it better. As for church feel eh that is cringy to me, Anno being all pretentious.

>>161008981
>anno being pretentious
He would never. He already think so low of himself. But I guess it's a matte of tastes. I've never been on Reddit but I enjoy the song

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What if Asuka was a bit thicker?

>>161009313
>We could have had 28 year old thick christimas cake asuka in 3.33
>They stay the same because anno is a faggot.

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>>161009313

>>161002138
>1.4 MB

>>161009355
What makes you think Asuka would become a cake? Maybe she would find someone to have nice and stable relationship with?

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>>161009544
>someone to have nice and stable relationship with?

>>161005405
>bare breasts
>taking a picture of her ass instead

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>>161009544
>Maybe she would find someone to have nice and stable relationship with?
Asuka is a 28 year old shotacon virgin, and there's only one boy can satisfy her needs.

>>161009544
She still lived those 14 years. She never got a boyfriend or husband. She is a depressed cake in a teenager's body

>>161009829
It must be Shinji taking the picture. No one else is that fucking dumb

>>161009852
>attached at the hip to Kaji
>14 years of MIA/KIA brat-she-never-cooked-for we can't account for surrounded by men on a ship where her body never ages
>"still a virgin"
:thinking:

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>>161009852
>there's only one boy can satisfy her needs.
And that boy is....

Remember that being asuka is suffering

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>>161010594
I want to fuck male asuka

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>>161010006
>implying someone as proud and stubborn as Asuka would have sex with some rando
>Shikinami never expresses interest in Kaji
>same outwardly proud and strong Asuka as always
>angry, crazed child soldier since 14
>Had crush on Shinji
>missing an eye
>is 28 and has never had a boyfriend
If someone was crazy enough to try something, she'd probably gut them for trying to steal her magical powers.

>>161002065
>remains funsized for the rest of her life

I never knew I wanted something this much

>>161010006
>:thinking:
Life disregarded. Fuck off normalfag.

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>>161002065

>>161011081
>getting to princess carry 5ft Asuka for the the rest of my life
yes please

>>161009430
I want to sneak up on her to sniff her butt and sneak away again.

>>161012469
>Sneaking away
>Not getting caught on purpose

>>161012863
And what would that result in?

>>161009544
She's German they've got extremely low birth rates.
Best case scenario is at the age of 35 she marries a refugees from Somalia

>>161012964
Depends on who you are, but mostly your getting a good beating

>>161001265
Has Asuka ever taken some dick?

>>161013080
Nah thanks. Her butt smell is not worth that much to me.

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>>161013090
Toji in the alternate universe took her to poundtown

>>161009544
>Asuka
>Nice and stable relationship

Maybe if they chained her in their basement.

>>161013090
No, and it makes her depressed.

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>tfw asuka is basically you but with a vagina
Am I really that much of a bitch?

>>161008649
>>161008981
>not liking the MOST kino moment in anime

>>161013243
This.

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>>161013166
How serious are your mommy issues?

>>161013357
Not sure. Anywhere from "Not really there" to "I fucking despise her."

>>161008649
How much of a fucking contrarian do you have to be to not like Komm Susser Tod?

>>161012992
>>>/int/
>>/pol/
>>>/bantz/
>>>/9gagle funny country maymay xdxdx so politically aware xdxdx/

>>161008649
>>161008981
It's honestly a good song. Especially in the context of the movie, it's incredibly hard-hitting.
>reddit
>cringe
>sjw
why are you here

>>161009544
>nice and stable relationship
I think you're forgetting how fundamentally flawed these characters are

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Would you like this kind of treatment?

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>>161014593

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>>161014668

>>161013601
I can't believe you fell for that
fuck you must be a burger

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>>161014734

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>>161014668
>>161014734
>>161014593
Proceed...

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>>161005695
This delicious pair of breasts is the best argument in favor of Rei. Hungry animals like Asukafags cannot appreciate the value of a cute girl like Rei, but they can understand the beauty of a fine bosom.

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>>161014881
Also, consider this very comfy lap.

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>>161014668
>>161014734
>>161014781
>>161014782
>>161014794
>Asukafags being into shit-tier femdom

Why am I not surprised ?

>>161014794
That is all I got. It's not lewd by the way.

L

>>161014734
>you will never be her dog

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>>161015118
At least, you can still enjoy high quality femdom instead of this trash.

>>161006272
IT ALL RETURNS TO NO-THING

>>161015118
>you will never be a dog that dominates her into submission

>>161014593
Now im curious, whats the source? Soucenao and iqdb failed me.

>>161015118
>you will never be her dad

>>161012469
Tell us what it smells like.

>>161015719
sauerkraut and sausages

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>>161014593
>>161014668
>>161014734
>>161014781
>>161014782
>>161014794
>>161015008
>>161015020
>>161015118
>>161015385
>wanting her to actively be mean to you
I wouldn't mind playful teasing, punches in the arm thats just mean.

https://e-hentai.org/g/505024/81686e1588/
Now THIS is what I want.

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Stop with all this bullying. AsukaXShinji is a CUTE young love pairing

>>161016064
But this is a different Asuka entirely you retard.

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You wouldn't eat her ass, would you?

>>161016286
I would.

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>>161005031
>>161005874
Stop posting toilets

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>be asukafag
>be surrounded by fendomfags and ntrfags

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>>161016030
>Eye patch Shikinami
>with a USP
>in uniform
>showing affection via ""training drills""
yes please

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>>161016286
Of course I would eat her ass. Only faggots wouldn't.

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3.33 is just too smart for /a/ honestly.

>>161009355
Just read the doujin and be happy.

>>161017114
3.33 is shit, and so is most of Rebuild

>posts Overwatch crossover pic

You're the mongoloid here, friend

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>>161017114
Nerf this!

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>>161014593
>>161014668
>>161014734
Still waiting for source on that one

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>>161017212
point proven. You just don't understand.

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>>161016286
I would tounge her butt while rubbing her clit

>>161017239
Keep waiting. I got them on /a/ myself and have not found any source.

>>161016725
Didn't anno already address this?

He said something like people that like Rei were sadists, Asuka was masochists and Misato was children.

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>>161017239
>>161017338
haha wowsers

>>161017484
>VERY fast anon turning pages at incredible hihg speed

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>>161014593
Yes. Because it would mean she was okay.

>>161017338
tony takezaki evangelion
Thats the source. I never found a download tho.

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>>161017679
>ruining my source fun

now I don't even feel like letting you guys have it

>>161017734
Do you have the whole thing digitized?

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>>161017779
maybe

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>>161017484
>those fat fingers
>that ring

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Asuka has a cute butt.

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>>161017996
my fingers are normal and that's a special ring. I got it from a hobo and I wear it to remind me not to trust people.

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>>161002655
AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

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There is a chance that you've shitposted panels from this thing for years without knowing it.

>>161018393
Shut up fat fuck.

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>>161018698
my ring once more serves me well

>>161018397
A SHAME, YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN.

>>161005031
sitting up straight with no back support on a flat plane is so fucking uncomfortable

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>>161019295
living is so fucking uncomfortable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3BOd8vlRkg

>>161008649
Kom Susser Tod predates reddit by what, maybe 10 years? 12?

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>>161018428
>

>>161016723
DELET

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>>161019478
>tfw will never scour flooding ruins in search of Asuka, and carry her home when I find her

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>>161019783
But asuka doesn't want you, she'd rather die for that nip faggot than live with someone who deserves it

>>161019838
Stop pretending she is a saint. She is a horrible person. Ending up with that faggot is fitting for her. She doesnt deserve any better.

>>161019838
>>161019924
I can't tell if this is a falseflagging Reifag samefagging or just two newfags, one with shit taste, the other a shipper.

>>161019924
>>161019997
I'm not saying she's a saint, just saying that she REALLY wanted to die on that bathtub and that no one could magically cure her depression and make her his waifu.

>>161010594
>>161011016
I just had the terrifying though of Moot in a ginger wig and school uniform.

>Asucuck delusion

>>161020158
Who?

>>161020168
>haha gais look how sm8rt and cool i am, i am making fun of Asukafags in a Asuka thread

>>161020168

Dude cuck lmao.

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>>161019295
Rei does not expect comfort.

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I like this bit from Anno. I would like to meet him one day

>>161009313
Thicker than a snicker?

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>>161020016
>she REALLY wanted to die on that bathtub and that no one could magically cure her depression and make her his waifu.
>make her his waifu
That would be nice and all, but that's not the reason I'd go do it.

She was a girl that lived a harsh life that tried to be make friends and be nice, but all she ever was was rejected. No one ever was ever nice to her because she was a human being, she was just a dispossable asset.

Shinji spends a month disolved in eva 01, and when he comes back Misato runs in and breaks down crying. But when Asuka is mentally violated during battle and has a mental break down, Misato just fucking fires her and kicks her to the curb.

Misato takes Shinji in because she feels bad for him. She takes Asuka in because she and Shinji need to coordinate for battle, not out of kindness.

Maybe Asuka would've felt a little better if she saw that someone she knew actuall cared (not necessarily romantically, just in general as an actual person) enough to actually go out and look for her when she went missing. No, it wouldn't solve her problems and no, it wouldn't change anything in the long run. But I feel the need to it anyways because not trying to help and protect someone suffering like would be betraying my instincts, even if it is futile.

>>161001600
Is this supposed to be moot?

>>161001600
>>161022221
>>161020158
I thought the same thing.

Asuka is a sad soul

>>161002015
are people in 2017 really that fucking new? Man 4chan has no spirit left

>>161001265
Asuka best girl
Prove me wrong, pro tip you can't

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>>161022981
true
>>161023052
I'm pretty sure it's just ironic shitposting. Especially considering this is /a/ and anytime Asuka gets mentioned, he is. Hard to imagine someone could be an Asukafag on /a/ and not know who he is.

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>>161023231
I tried to think of something, but I got nothin'.

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>>161023264

>>161022193
what a fucking cuck lmao

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>>161022193
Per DC, Asuka returned to the apartment from Hikari's and disappeared into the ruins of the city for a week following an argument with Shinji. No version includes Misato throwing Asuka away.

>>161020212
Hi guys im new to 4chin who is dis moot guy you people keep mentioning? Did he make evangelion?

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>>161020168
SEETHING

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>>161025882

>>161013243
stop saying kino

>>161001265
slut

>>161008649
>cringe
>hating Komm Susser Tod
out

>>161013808
>>161028802
Glad I got a rile out of somebody. But seriously it is JUST like my opinion is all. Wonder how/if Evangelion would of been if Anno didn't crib notes Ideon? Guess JUST a straight Ultraman homage/parody?

>>161016064
im probably late as fuck but what is the sauce on this?

>>161029986
Do you enjoy being 'that guy' that tries to hard to be credible? As if everything in modern media cant be reduced to to seem like derivative garbage by some hipster faggot? Everything copied Astro Boy so all anime is unoriginal shit. There. Top that opinion you hot take faglord.

>>161030217
>Do you enjoy being 'that guy' that tries to hard to be credible?

Nah mate, JUST trying to rile/"socialize" wicha.

>Top that opinion you hot take faglord.

Chillax buddy.

>>161030319
If you are unironically someone who brings up things like "zomg gunbuster is just getter robo btw" then I hate you and I wont chillax. If you are ironically one of those people then well done because its an effective troll that I cant help but respond to everytime.

>>161030460
>"zomg gunbuster is just getter robo btw"

Never saw that combo before, but I disagree and think Gunbuster was/is bretty original. JUST look at Hollywood ripping off it for Interstellar.

The "ironing" is strong with me anon, let the bants/discussion be joined.

>>161024519
I seem have difficulty recalling some of the specifics, been a while since I watched everything. But the general point still stands that she was just a disposable asset, once she became unable to pilot, she was treated as such.

>>161024022
>look mom I posted again!

>>161031435
Most people at nerv treated her like that, but misato didnt.
The one time that she treated asuka as "replaceable" was when she was trying to bait her to dance with shinji.
Misato wasn't a great mother figure, but she wasnt an asshole either.

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Has there ever been a better bro/wingman in anime than Kaji?

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>>161030189
viper ctr
https://e-hentai.org/g/40901/0cf46313bc/
The guy kinda looks like shinji; some times more than others. the girl is named Asuka

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I just want to post this clip that I made because I think about this when I take out my phone in a slow public situation.

>>161033595
There is also not-misato there
I wonder exactly what the author wanted to do. Was he afraid to make them too similar to the originals?

I love eva as a whole but I never liked any of the girls that much.

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>>161034360
>There is also not-misato there
you mean her?

>>161034561
You're not supposed to
I like Asuka because I can relate to her
I relate to Shinji the most though and I think most people do

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>>161032018
Misato didn't know what to do better than give Asuka space and make excuses to cover for her. Maybe she'd think of something if she didn't still have her job and also Kaji's to do, there's something about all the best intentioned parents in the series being unavailable for support because they were too occupied working to save their kids lives.

>>161034877
Yeah, the later images have her wearing misato clothes.

>>161008507
give us your address faggot

>>161035611
38 Prime street, New Paris city, state of West Dakota, in the United Kingdom of America, Universe number 694.

What is Asuka's canon cup size?

>>161037638
perfect

>>161035448
Misato in particular makes a bad parent figure since she is in desperate need of one herself. The only reason she is able to understand and work with Shinji to some decent extent was that she shared the same sort of alienation from her father that he does, and they end up investing some of themselves into each other due to that bond. Ironically, even Asuka's problems mainly stemmed from lacking a decent father figure, though that was more a case of outright abandonment than alienation due to misplaced obsession with work and underinvestment in child-rearing.

Actually, Eva in general is just about a bunch of people who really need a dad.

>>161037638
Small on the rebuilds.
For NGE it varies, but overall well sized for a 13 year old

>>161037817
Thinking about it now, i think asukas father is the worst in the series. Even gendo had some redemption because he was just a coward faggot afraid of fucking up, like his son.

Asukas father just abandoned his daughter and ill wife to fuck some nurse pussy.

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>>161037638

Ew kraut halfbreed

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>>161037638
perfect that's what

>>161035517
>https://e-hentai.org/g/40901/0cf46313bc/
then post it, because i have no idea what you mean.

>>161001265
Why does this shitty song still make me sad

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>gets raped
DROPPED

>>161039276
I was going to post but >>161039554 did it first.
You have to be joking if the jacket and the color scheme isnt bootleg misato.

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What would you do in this situation?

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>>161039554
I enjoyed watching.

>>161040911
Give it a kiss

>>161040911
sauce

>>161040911
Give it a good slap and take responsibility.
source

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>>161041482
>>161041680

>>161041846
Ah, mantou. I should get around and finish reading those, but the mari chapters are such boner killers.

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>>161040911
Stick my face in there and brace for impact.

>>161042560
third impact?

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>>161001972
;_;

>>161002710
The subject matter is hot but the really wonky anatomy kills it for me. It's like everything above waist is from entirely different person than everything below.

>>161005093
>tfw will never fall asleep using Asuka's butt as a pillow

>>161044313
No asuka, dont go there!

>>161044313
source?

>>161050224
Evangelion

>>161050224
https://e-hentai.org/g/484060/f3c1786906/

>>161051241
>e not ex
>spoonfeeding
Kill yourself newfag.

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>>161051241
nice

>>161001265
why does no one talk about EYED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7FFMOTtyM

>>161053071
Why would we?

>>161053071
Thats the alternate instrumentality song, right?

>>161053136
Its a nice song, let Anno have his original shattered dreams song

>>161053193
Yeah, it was what he originally planned to use but when with KST instead
both are good but one never gets the same appreciation

>>161053249
Thats because one of them never got featured in EoE
Hopefully anno might use it in 4.44
>implying 4.44 will be good enough for this song
>implying 4.44 will ever happen

>>161052501
https://exhentai.org/g/484060/f3c1786906/
cry some more faggot.

>spoonfeeding
I took a screenshot from one of the pages, and knew the source, it's hard to reverse source screen caps, no reason for me not to help unless I was a cunt.

>>161055720
>no reason not to
Lurk forever, newchild.

>>161053071
is there no dub of tang with this?

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Asuka hugs are the best hugs

>>161001600
okay

>>161042560
KEIJO

>>161056851
Shinji x Asuka is best eva ship however Shinji x Asuka x Misato is best OT3

>>161058222
what you say is also rare

>>161058377
I like the way your dubs slid up to my trips anon. Now if only someone would be crazy enough to write a story about how Misato begins to play with Shinji and Asuka's emotions. Slowing corrupting them to become her precious little sex slaves through kindness and cunning one would not expect from her. Things like hanging around Shinji for long periods of time, naked. Sometimes running her hand across his legs but playing it off as an accident. Setting up situations where she would be seen as a valiant protector to Shinji and Asuka. Using her well learned hands to grope Asuka but again playing it off as an accident. Soon all the "accidents" and her probable now much trusted status among the two would cause them to see their guardian in a new light. They arnt sure how to feel around her anymore, their bodies and minds become anxious around her. Shinji might go to Misato first, finding her in her room of course, maybe on a laptop, looking disinterested at it. He closes the door and begins to try to talk to his guardian, however she simply closes the laptop and makes her move. Soon Asuka hears some commotion and checks out Misato's room, finding Misato all over Shinji and a look of pure pleasure on his face. Asuka now heart broken is about to storm out but is quickly grabbed by the older woman and begins to talk about how she knows how the red head really feels about Shinji and soon Shinji opens up his arms to Asuka and she descends upon him and the three of them have a night of many firsts together.

>>161059056
Autism
Misato would just lock shinji and asuka (naked, if possible) in an empty room with a few days of supplies till they either fuck or kill eachother.
Then she join them when they are comfortable.

>>161059443
Anon, ya just cant expect them to suddenly fuck or them to be cool with Misato popping in and asking if she can join. Sure its smut and you can write what ya want but some scenarios require a slow simmer before you can crank up the heat.

>>161059056
>>161059443
either way anons, what your asking for is extremely rare. I only know of this Particular untranslated doujin.

https://e-hentai.org/s/9a90537029/834247-5

>>161059726
or that gender reversed one b/w Misato & shinji, with female asuka.

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>>161059726
Eh, it wasnt that great but this got a little chuckle out of me.

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>>161059943
Shinji x Asuka x Misato is too rare.
Its weird, they canonically live together so you'd think they would have some more doujins with the three of them after 20+ years of eva-doujins.

>>161059056
That's the reason I like Shinji x Asuka x Mari stuff. Mari always uses Shinji and Asuka is forced to actually act on her feelings and join

>>161059443
https://e-hentai.org/g/446787/73e2bf5496/
reminds me somewhat of this.

>>161060139
Maybe no one could really make something half decent. Hell we got doujins about Ritsuko doing medical experiments with Shinji and her getting knocked up by him at the end of it. If some crazy bastard could come up with that, where are all my ot3 doujins?

In the end, is EVA more about the effects of lacking a strong mother figure or lacking a strong father figure?

>>161060313
>>161060139
>>161059056
>>161059443
https://exhentai.org/g/600954/0173f944bf/
here's one not a fan of the artwork

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>>161017239

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>>161060248
There were several times while reading that where I thought Rebuild Asuka and NGE Asuka fused into one Asuka. Rebuild Asuka kept getting it on with Shinji while NGE Asuka in their fused mind kept insulting and trying to belittle Rebuild Asuka for getting the Shinji dick.

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How do you think the conversation between them after the events of EoE went

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>>161060675
>furries

>>161060845
>"Oh Asuka, you're alive! Thank god!"
>"Thanks choking me Shinji I really needed that ya know"
>"Oh I will take that sarcasm over the giant Rei head over there. Ya know being alone on the planet so long, I thought I was going crazy, at times I swear it was looking at me"

>>161060727
you think the artist would made one of them wear black clothes.

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>>161060448
>lacking a strong mother figure
I just got a laugh after realizing like every single mom in the series got ended up as part of a machine or other horrific thing in some form of another.
>Yui's soul ends up in Eva 01
>Kyoko soul in Eva 02
>Magi is based on Naoko's various instincts as a woman, scientist, mother
>Lilith (mother of humanity) ends up in the body of a clone of some kids mom.
>Rei is a clone of Shinji's mom
>Rei turns into a fucking god.

>>161035448
Misato full stop didn't care about Asuka as much as she did shinji. She had an unhealthy sexually charged big sis/ quasi motherly relationship with shinji, but she is at best a roommate and boss to Asuka.

>>161061084
Ya know, with Rei being a clone of Shinj's mom and also Lilith who is the mother of humanity. Would Shinji banging Rei lead to multiple layers of incest? I would count three if you wanna also think of Rei being a sister of Shinji as well due to genetic relation and age.

>>161061171
If you put it that way fucking anyone in the Eva world has at least 1 layer of incest

>>161005031
Oh, I used to use this as a desktop wallpaper during the XP years.

So Rebuild is a continuation of EoE which is a continuation of the Series, right?

>>161061340
Thats true for us as well anon, its just that most people are so distantly related that it really doesnt matter.

>>161060845
In a optimistic world, there would be a long silence (hours to days) till shinji mustered the courage to apologize for doing literally everything wrong.
In the same optimistic world, asuka would also realize she is also a terrible person and would accept his apologies and as forgiveness herself.

>>161061734
My long long long lost cousing, i miss you. May life treat you well.

>>161061508
It depends on your interpretation. Yes, EoE is a direct continuation of the series. But, it either comes before, after, or during episodes 25 and 26, depending on who you ask. Rebuilds being a sequel is a widely accepted fan theory that I personally don't believe.

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>>161061976
Thanks I guess, have a moth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_AFXeL2yOM

>>161062362
可爱

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I forgot who I was even going to respond to with this, so fuck it.

>>161061171
>>161061340

How many layers of incest is this?

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>>161063234
>>161061171
>>161061340
forgot the spoiler tag

>>161063291
Tough call
From a purely scientifc standpoint it's 3. You get the freebie from Lilith, and both pilots are fucking while inside their mother. However, you can raise it to 5 if you consider Misato to be "like their mother" and Asuka and Shinji to be "like siblings".

>>161008649
>>161008981
It's literally a song about killing yourself. Reddit cringe is not what I'd call it. There are many words, but not those two.

>>161016286
>this isn't my moustache

>>161063439
>"Like siblings"
>Misato being counted when she isnt even involved in the sex
Anon, what the hell are you doing?
What I wanna know is, is Yui the one who put Shinji up to it? Does she want to join her son in banging Asuka? Is Banging her kid and his gf her darkest fetish. However once her secret got found out by Gendo she decided to run from the cops by becoming the soul of unit 01?

>>161019529
This.
>>161008649
It actually fit very well with the old meme, "Kill yourself". If you were around back then you would know this.

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i can't even imagine /a/'s butthurt that will flood the boar when the rebuild final happens

>>161063676
>Misato being counted when she isnt even involved in the sex
She's watching.

>>161017484
Dude. Wash your hands.

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>>161063712
Just cause someone watches porn doesnt mean they are involved. Next youre gonna tell me that when I watch pacific rim it means I am suddenly a ranger and fighting kaiju.

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>>161063709
>implying there won't be tears of joy from this touching story

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>>161058222
>those didgits
>Shinji x Asuka is best eva ship
trips of truth

>>161009313
Nah, Anno has to let Mari be the only one with decently large T&A

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I'd penetrate and impregnate her impenetrable wall.

What boards do you think they would all post on?

>>161065458
/r9k/ is the only answer and you can't deny that

>>161065458
Shinji - /r9k/
Rei - /r9k/
Asuka - /r9k/, /k/, /v/, and /int/
Misato - /ck/, /k/, and /g/
Kensuke - /k/ and /g/
Toji - /sp/

>>161065065
Anon the wall of jericho famously fell, that's the whole point. She's tempting him to sneak in.

>>161065661
What about the other cast members?

>>161065661
Kensuke may also go on /p/

There has to be at least on /a/non that killed himself listening to this song

>>161065661
>you will never witness the hailstorm of Asuka bragging about the Evas

>>161065697
Ritsuko probably goes on /an/
Gendo is /k/, /pol/, and /int/

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>>161065742
>they didn't pay attention to the message at the end of the movie

Literally too deep for them

>>161065797
>you faggots ready for Human Instrumentality

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>>161065661
That's all wrong
>Shinji: /mu/, /r9k/, /ck/
>Rei: /lit/, /sci/
>Misato: /k/, /o/, /soc/
>Kensuki: /p/, /s/, /g/, /k/, /pol/
>Toji: /fit/, /sp/
>Mari: /b/

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>>161065502
>never bothered to ever visit r9k for years
>decide to do it now
>pic related
At least I suddenly feel like a well adjusted human being now.

>>161065686
I already knew that, that's why I'd be penetrating the "impenetrable"

>>161065978
this is more accurate
i haven't watched the series in a while do i forget the finer details like rei reading books and completely fucked up on not including /mu/ for shinji
also i have no idea who the fuck mari is other than she's in the rebuilds which i haven't watched except for the first

>>161066087
Mari is boring

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These doujins are weird.

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>>161066127
finally got to post this

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>>161066127
>These doujins are weird.
you dont know the depths they go to.

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>>161066127
Uh... Source?

>>161001265
wanna hurt asuka so bad

wanna make her suicidal

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>>161066523
>wanna hurt asuka so bad

I'll fucking gut u m8 if try to hurt my wife or her feelings.

>wanna make her suicidal
she's already been suicidal for like half the show

>>161065797
>>161065861
>Gendo on /pol/
>Instrunentality is about to begin
>"Its happening"
>"Btw it was the jews"

>>161001265

Wow, this thread is still going? To think it almost got deleted without a single response.

>>161067009
same applies for a lot of us. our mother could have taken the metal hanger to us any day, but here we are

I listen to this damn song literally everyday on YT I wish there was a way to see how many times you've seen a particular video

>>161017420
what if i like rei and asuka

>>161017420
>Misato was children.
well I just proved him right

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>>161068622
>on YT

>>161068878
what are some alternatives?

>>161020158
>you will never fuck trap moot

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>>161068934
>he doesn't have the 6-channel EoE BD soundtrack
What a pleb.

>>161069190
>just watched NGE for the first time a couple of weeks ago
>get's called pleb
sounds right

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>>161060845
Soft ban on talking about Instrumentality. It's sort of impossible to function as a human with total recall of your own worst experiences, and now they know each others. It would only be polite to pretend they have secrets.

>>16106961
what are the two kanji in the second panel

>>161069611
for>>161069611
but I found it already found it 最低 (worst)

>>161069611
While you do bring a good point, i think they should apologize first.
Even if it is a logical conclusion from knowing each other's secrets, the act of doing it by themselves, instead of having it be forced, is a important step.

>>161062763
I know i read this one before but cant remember. Is it mantou?

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>>161070133
Code it, find something else to apologize for. They can know what it means without admitting they do and that they both have more ammunition than Arael.

>>161071206
that is a cute picture

I wish i could organize this live

>>161017301
Source for this, please?

>>161008649
The song sounds like a combination of Hey Jude and Whiter Shade of Pale with Elton John on the piano. What's not to like?

hey guys please stop posting my wife

>>161068684
That's called being a reasonable human being.