>be a lonely NEET playing vidya all day >suddenly find

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>>161000486
He deserved everything.

>>161000486
Rem could hear the cries of her and Subarus children cry out in agony, and suddenly be silenced, as she saw Subaru fill Emilia with his fertile semen. Rem now knew, her race was to be extinct.

>>161000486
>Still save her after everything
That's what he did wrong

>>161000993
hot

>>161000909
rem is shit and a cuck

He would still prefer Emilia over Rem because one is beautiful and exotic and the other is an ugly maid.
Lol I've never watched this show

>>161000486
you should probably amend that first one. He just had become a NEET recently. And if he hadn;t gotten isekai'd his father would set his ass straight

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>>161001043
you're mom are gay lol

>>161001091
how did you avoid it?

>>161000486
>be a lonely NEET playing vidya all day
>suddenly find yourself in a strange fantasy world
>suddenly you have the motivation and courage to do shit that requires a ridiculous amount of effort compared to the basic shit you had to do in your regular life

Isekai is one of the dumbest genres because the MCs break any suspension of disbelief.

>>161001229
id also start doing alot of shit if it made it possible to bang halfelfs

thank you, predropped
sounds like he acts his age but it's the disgusting problem with unsocialized types, over-attachment, why would anyone watch animoos with this 3dpd shit in.

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>Not just masturbating everyday, anyday long in an amphetamine rush

kek

>>161000486
>not having satella step on him
He did everything wrong.

>>161001295
>implying elves would pay attention to a NEET that has so far been ignored even by average high school girls

NEETs are garbage no matter which universe they get teleported to.

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>>161001111
Nice quads

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>>161001459
Thanks dragon girle i know very little about

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fucking hell I just realised Subaru is an ajin

>>161001229
Well in defense to this Subaru was a failed normie basically he was doing reaserch for a bunch of stuff and got /fit/ to make a debut but he fucked up so the social embarassment and isolation made him go into NEETdom despite being competent if you ignore his really horrible personality of manipulatinvg people, lying and being a general asshole.

>>161000000
>>160999999

>>161001043
Well that shit girl got with Subaru so

>>161000993
Boner why

>>161002604
Shit tier gets this time.

He should abandon the elf whore and become a real protagonist and love the first girl he met: Felt.

>>161001229
spoken like a true normalfag

>>161002583
Yet people want this type of faggot to continue being Rem's boyfriend

Such a shame

>>161002789
To be fair Subaru is at least 100x better of a human being when she was around but I bet you already knew that.

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>>161002789
Rem's hero > Emilia's knight

>>161002789
He was a good man. What a rotten way to go.

Emilia was a mistake.

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Are there any series other than this and Monogatari that the loli automatically wins while the whores fight?

>>161000486
Emilia a whore. Subaru a delusional white knight.

>>161001229

Honestly this guy was handled at least semi-decently, especially the stresses of being killed over and over

>>161002993
Best girl, better daughter

>>161003086
>did literally nothing for 400 years
>best

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>>161003139
Frick off, normalfag.

>>161003139
I blame Echidna for being such a shitty mother

>>161003139
That's not entirely true, she reads books and cries

>>161003226
so she's Emilia but with some personality?

>>161001111
>you're

>>161000486
Fuck Emilia the bitch

>>161002583
He fucked up because he decided the best way to make his debut was to go in crossdressing. Which makes a lot more sense once you use the WN to gauge his personality, and you find out he's one of those guys who doesn't know when to shut up.

Subaru is supposed to be a bit obnoxious. He's directionless, but not lacking in energy.

>>161002931
What can the former do but the latter can't?

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>>161003417
Oh my god.. it's so big Subaru kun!

>>161003600
>Subaru is a trap
And i though that ferri was hot.

>>161003582
Thats enough falseflagging for now bub

>>161003666
It's true. In the WN he actually has a complex about having been mistaken for a girl when he was younger, which gets him angry when Roswaal starts hitting on him.

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tfw no Subaru gf

>>161003608
One is not an autist doing wrong thing for bad reasons. The other is an autist who does good things for good reasons. One of them is more lovable compared to the other and doesn't burn down cities and butcher innocent people so.

>>161003608
safe people, better himself, be genuine

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You ask Rem to show her panties, and she does. What do you do now?

>>161003666
He also unwillingly did anal

>>161003874
I apologize, tell her I was only kidding, and then go marry Ram.

>>161003874
Forcefeed her mayonnaise

>>161003950
Through which mouth?

>>161003874
That disdainful look would fit Ram way more.

>>161003970
yes

>>161003874
I want to be bullied by Rem!

>>161003990
I want to bully Rem just to get bullied back

>>161003979
Rem does the same look. We'd just need Garfiel to trigger it now, since she likes Subaru too much to give him that kind of cold glare.

>>161001111
quads always say the truth,
>>161001043
sorry fellow you mothers a lesbian.

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Why didn't Subaru just drive away?

>>161003910
Perfect

>>161001003
this, should have taken rem and fucked off

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>>161003874
>Artist has made their work private.

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Proceed to fill her with my children

>>161004060
I bet it won't be as good. Ram does it on a more regular basis. Also her bigger pride and confidence help.

>>161004204
is response to
>>161003874

>>161004164
He tried once but some asshole gave him a 30 minute lecture and confessed

>>161004211
You expect that kind of look from Ram, with Rem it's a surprise that will catch you off guard.

>>161002842
this, she made him a better person and look at that dirty half elf bitch. She made him a broken down selfish prick. And dont forget half elf´s are the niggers of their world soo... BURN THE HERETIC!!!!

>>161004320
Echidna please

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>>161004320
Why are half elfs always hated in fantasy worlds?

>>161003990
she will hit you where it hurts the most, are you sure you want this?

>>161004269
It will have some effect during the first few times sure. Still want to see Ram do it more often though.

>>161003874
Put her in a coma

>>161000486
Subaru will forever be one of the greatest anti self-inserts.

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>>161004379
Usually because they used to be a great people, and then a minority of losers fucks things up.

>>161004211
Her bashful appearance makes me want to break her down sexually

>>161000486
Rem is the superior girl

I want to see smug Rem more often

>>161004204
Anon help I'm 30 and I still can't see it.

>>161003874
I would rather die than have rem look at me like that

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>>161004495
She's not good at it and still needs to be taught by her sister.

>>161004516
you need to grow some chesthair first

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Hey Cultists,
My name is Natsuki Subaru, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass books. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun trying to ressurect Satella because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being eaten by assrabbits.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much unkillable. I was personal knight of Emilia, and strategist on my royal selection team. What schemes do you devise, other than “jack off to naked drawn witches”? I also killed the white whale, and have a banging hot friend (She just confessed to me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Unrelated: I love Emilia

>>161004679
idont know why but that picture made me cry and laugh at the same time

>>161004658
But I have so much chest hair that I make Burt Reynolds look prepubescent.

>>161004679
that part of the series was pretty depressing desu

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>>161004537
You know you like it

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Rem and Ram belong to strong men.

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>>161004495
Wait for the sneak attacks

>>161004781
being looked at with disgust by the person you are in love with is the last thing I need to kill myself

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What do I need to do to have a girl like rem confess her love to me

>>161004950
Fuck a crazy then spend 2 months spoiling the ever-living shit out of her

>>161004950
Do something like Subaru did.

>>161004950
Forced waifubait

>tfw they redid this scene but with the real waifu in the final episode
Based White Fox

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>>161004950
Let her emotionally scar you then proceed to bully her with you dick

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>>161004416
Fucking archbishops

>>161004679
Cardinals need not apply

>>161005005
>final episode
>no one gives a fuck about the last episode
>even the author didn't like how the anime ended
how does it feel?

>>161005271
They should have ended it with a comment about "WHO IS REM" and Subaru's reaction to it instead of the bullshit scene we got.
Now if there ever is a season 2 it's gonna have to hit the ground fucking sprinting and somehow set up the cliffhanger it decided to jetpack past

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OVA when?
Season 2 when?
i need to see more SUFFERING niggers

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>>161005350
i think the best way to bridge that final scene and the start of s2 it would be with an OVA that way you emotionally obliterate more fags that think everything was fine and dandy whenseason 1 ended with subaru holding emilia

what is the Emilia birthday event for? To sell more Rem merchandise?

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>>161004950
I hope you have lots of time and commitment

>>161005515
To sell Emilia merchandise silly

>>161004395
It builds character

>>161005638
that shit exists?

>>161005712
In rare occasions

>>161005603
I do, what now?

>>161005603
I would love to hang out with her, I think she's a fun person

>>161005771
Hours of therapy, headpat and cuddle sessions

>>161005379
Season 2 the same time Whitefox does a second season for any of it's series.

>“Yes! Subaru-kun’s number one is Emilia-sama, but I’ll do my best to become number two!”
>…….
>“Oi, what did you just say?”
>“Do my best and become number two.”
This fucking cuck