Vatican Miracle Examiner

They already went all out in the first story. They're going to run out of miracles soon.

>>160992516
There were no miracles in the first arc. I want my money back.

>>160992814
Is Hitler's sperm not miraculous enough for you?

>>160993581
I was more surprised by cryogenic technologies being already available since Hitlers times.

>>160993953
German science is the best in the world, after all.

greatest anime of 2017 Tbh

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God knows what I want and I hope he comes through.

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What domesticity will they have today?

Is this even worth watching? What should I expect from it?

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Bald dude is making the miracles come true and is a demon worshipper. Easiest mystery of my life.

>>160996799
Expect absolutely nothing and just watch it.

>>160992480
>not a single shota was molested
What a copout

>>160996799
Just watch it expecting Vatican Scooby Doo.

"Yes you're right" is the new "iiyo".

>>160996857
Okay but did they spike Roberto's food with something? Surely you don't go mad even if you find yourself face to face with the undecaying corpse of your father.

>>160996857
Okay but how does soviet bishonen factor into this?

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>>160996920
>not a single shota was molested
There was shota domestic abuse though.

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>>160996920
No shota abuse, but a high school boy gets gang-raped by old priests and is force fed drugs to stay silent.

>>160996799
Even if you don't like the first three episodes, it's worth it for episode 4.

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I'm FBI

>>160998046
Does the FBI actually care to investigate the death of american people overseas?

>>160998163
yes

>>160998046
Why did they misspell "social"?

>>160998171
Seriously? Oh well, guess I learned something new today.

>>160998322
I think it's supposed to be Special Agent

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>>160998322
It's a /pol/ anime so they can't afford to type the word social without getting complaints.

Why come everyone in this show is male? There's been like three girls and most were grannies.

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>>160998505
It's an anime about gay priests and half the screentime takes place in church and monasteries, what did you expect?

>>160996857
How did he make a tsunami?

>>160998661
>half
*a lot more than half

>>160998674
The guy just wrote a bunch of prophecies at random and whenever something happens he looks into the ones he already wrote to see if one would fit. Of course every once in a while he also writes a few he plans on making true by his own means.

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>no sicily
>greece, crete and turkey are all together
>cyprus is part of some middle eastern countries
>most borders are completely made up
And Jairobi is probably where Sudan is.

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I dig the painting theme this episode has.

>>160998385
>(((Goldman)))
Gee, I wonder who's behind this fake miracle.

>>160999321
yeah what was up with the sky this episode

>>160999321
I thought it was the drugs.

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>>160999412
It's supposed to look like a painting. Like here

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>>160999438
Here

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>>160999478
And here (+ a couple other smaller times) but this last one is kinda cheating because it's from a cover.

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>>160992480
>it's NTR episode

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This is the hanged man losing his hand.

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The whole episode felt pretty fucking surreal with the sky, fast pacing, angelic bishonens, snake gods, prophecies, and inner demons.
Something tells me we'll be seeing rape more often.

>>160998765
And he just happened to paint Roberto?

>>160999952
>implying that's roberto

Well that was a trippy start. Place your bets, where do we go from here?

>>160999952
>(((Goldman))) wants to get John confirmed as a miracle by getting some Vatican priests over, so he looks up the two famous Vatican Kiseki Chousakan and hypnotizes John with snake god magic to get the paintings and prophecies right
But that'd just be the next episode

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I bet he is the bad guy

>>161000079
The whole thing is a publicity stunt for his book. And there's big oil involved somehow. Or the two are unconnected.

>>160999952
Roberto is his son, of course he'd paint his son. Goldman just wants to make sure he'll die because it'll make him look good. He probably think it's a coincidence that Roberto looks like the painting though.

>>161000399
Wait wait
I thought they were two different painters

>>161000049
I think I figured most of it out but sadly I don't foresee anything as great as Hitler's sperm.
Guess I'll just shoot in the dark and bet on blood diamonds just for the hell of it.

>>161000479
Not that anon but is there anything indicating one or the other way? I don't remember any.

>>161000479
>>161000616
That John guy came one day after losing his memory, he's a painter, and somehow he drew a picture that looks exactly like Roberto. In Roberto's flashback the mother was urging his father to pack his things and get the hell out. And for some reason the view of his corpse makes Roberto feel sick.
What more do you need?

>>161000207
And maybe to sell the paintings

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Fuck, this episode is like the first episode all over again, interesting visuals and themes with strange pacing, but this time I'm prepared for what will come.

>>161000852
But how can they upstage the frozen-Hitler-brainwashing-cult?

An anime about catholic priests has no right to be this good.

>>161000714
I personally suspect the painter might be the dad but I can't preclude a fake-out just yet. If one were to really grasp at straws it could just be a strong resemblance.

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>father Julia

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>>161001533
I can kinda feel the Nazis already.

>>161002353
No anon, there can't be a nazi every arc.
This arc is for cannibal black voodoo people. For balance.

>>161001824
is he a trap(female)?

>>161002353
He must pray a lot to not have any kind of tan.

>>160992480
What is even going on at this point?
Does the guy have Malaria or what's his problem

>>161003160
Maybe his anti-malarials are causing him psychotic episodes.

>>161003160
Ah so that's it, thank you anon. I thought two consecutive arcs with drugs would be too much. Yes malaria wouldn't be farfetched. I mean they did stand around for a pretty long time near a corpse buzzing with insects.

Amy Boness

So father Julian is finally the guy from the poster. Automatic villain territory?

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I want to see them drunk.

>>161006097
I want to see them drunk at a gay orgy

Episode 5 made eyes water.
Episode 6 freaked me the fuck out. Tribal shit is freaky.

>>161001824
I can't believe that this thing has a dick.

>>160994044
SEKAI ICHIII

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This was a good episode, got the heebie jeebies by the end like in the skeleton assassin episode. I was also a bit confused and curious about the picturesque sky near the church and its facilities but several already addressed that.
>>160992814
There was a lot of examining though.
>>160995285
What is that you want?
>>160996799
Depends on your raising. It seems from these threads and it other boards that people raised catholic (regardless if believer or not) and Fujoshis will enjoy it more than those who don't qualify for either category. Still, a lot of people have been regarding it similar to Samurai Flamenco, which means that they regarded exciting and fun, in a unexpected way. This one of those anime where the 3-episode-try doesn't cut it.
>>160997615
Wasn't that lil'Joseph?
>>160998505
See post below you but ignore the "gay" part. It's fujobait, but only bait (at least so far).
>>160998947
Nice catch, I didn't even notice the map.
>>161000852
You are not prepared.
>>161003148
Did you see him outside?
>>161003160
Malaria seems unlikely, but I wouldn't be surprised if you were right.
>>161005054
It's natural the most holiest would get front seat in the cover.

i recognize this posting style

Music towards the end was unsettling as fuck. Poor Roberto.

>161007531
It's not like anyone else in this threads so far quotes more than 2-3 posts in a single reply.

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Do americans usually dress like this? Seems unlikely, but I've never been to USA.

>>161007435
>most holiest
please don't tell me that's based on the self-flagellation.

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lmao

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>>161007564
This show has really great music, too bad you can't take its usage seriously.

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The vision that Roberto has where this guy offers him a hand in the library reminded me of his flashback of the "boarding school" in episode 1. It must be something related to his past I guess? Was it that same guy in the flashback?
Also who was that woman lying on the floor in blood?
I need answers damnit...

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Just finished watching all the 6 episodes. This seems surprisingly pretty good, I liked the Nazi arc but instead of Greek god of duality I expected some Armanism occult as that would make more sense.
Also >Novus Ordo altar

>>161007435
Holy shit do you have autism.

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>>161007838
I was basing it on the site's description, but google translate isn't exactly trustworthy and my knowledge of Japanese is laughable. I interpreted it as "A priest acknowledged as a saint".
>http://kisekichosakan.jp/character/
Click arrow to the left a couple of times to scroll to Father Julia:
>聖者のような司祭として尊敬を集める。
>Seija no yōna shisai to shite sonkei o atsumeru.
>Acknowledged as a priest like a saint.
>>161008113
Would you rather get the right answers now or wait until you watch it yourself? In retrospective I think this series would be better enjoyed if binge-watched.

>>161003143
No, this anime is boys only, faggot.

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>tfw you realize they won't be able to top Hitler's sperm

>>161008113
>Also who was that woman lying on the floor in blood?
Well the most obvious answer would be his mother, killed or at least beaten by his father.

>>161008458
Do not let my autism trigger you. I suggest you re-watch Vaticanime to calm your fractious nature.

This mystery seems to easy
>Dude is just enacting his own prophecies
>Everyone is covering on the body (Just like everyone in the hospital was covering for Hitler's baby)

>>161008671
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

>>161008671
Don't forget you have to fit Amy and her baby and the ominous big oil corporation into it too.

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Love this show.

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What if the reason the body isn't decaying is that the guy isn't actually dead?

>>161008941
>he has been pretending to be dead for 1.5 years

>>161009063
Maybe he's in a coma or has catalepsy and everyone is just covering it up by claiming he's dead?

>>161008941
If he's still alive, why his dick did not erected when a hot young priest touched his body

>>161009251
Not everyone is gay ;_;

>>161008111
>santa desu
This will never stop being funny

>>160992516
The real miracles were the friends we made along the way

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>>161009925
Including friends we made on /a/?

The music in this show is pretty good at least

>>161009925
You mean the friends The Lord gave us

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>SOECIAL AGENT

>>161010729
> have good Italian in the show
> can't even write "special"
I think this is some kind of miracle.

>>161010729
>>160998046
Father Roberto, I'm FBI

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Why is Dr. Venture here?

Seems like everyone here loves the show so why does it get only one weekly thread?

>>161011869
Because generals are the work of the Devil.

>>161011869
What is there to talk about?

>>161011869
It's like how we all go to church once a week.

>>161011869
Cryogenic hitler only goes so far.

>>161011869
It's so batshit insane all we can do is wait to see what happens.

Speculation is useless past the first thread.

>>161011869
>no waifus (female)
>draught of content
>lack of interest
>concentrated autism
take your pick.

>>161003127

This case is going to be the Temple of Doom to ep1-4's Raiders of the Lost Ark. So yeah, lots of voodoo. I hope someone gets their heart pulled out and then dropped into a volcano. And then hopefully the final case will involve fatherly adventures beating up more Nazis.

>>161008791

The oil company ignited the volcano to destroy the green energy wind farm (either they figured out some super science or just blew a whole in the side of the mountain to dump lava on the village). They also caused the Finnish nuclear meltdown. They pay Goldman (and maybe Jordon himself) to concoct prophesies in advance to give them a sort of cover story for their industrial sabotage of the competition.

>>161012046
But what about the missing child, anon!

>>161012046
Do you think you can just come here and deliver reasonable predictions?

>it's a Roberto almost dies at the end but he actually doesn't episode

Hmm, I'm afraid this one seems too easy. But then again the Hitler sperm came out of nowhere, so some bullshit will probably happen.

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What do you guys think she's up to?

>>161013035
Starting the fourth reich

>>161007727
Never been to the US either but a white shirt and blue skirt is probably amongst the most common, blandest way to dress oneself. Only the hairdo is kinda weird and outdated. But then again if she's a catholic it makes sense. They do tend to favor conservative styles of clothing and hair styling.

>>161011869
>no waifufags
>no literal fags since its too complicated

>>161013402
>>no literal fags since its too complicated
>This show
>Complicated

>>161013412
normal gay shows consist of a single thing though, like a sport or a hobby. They actually do stuff in this show

>>161013450
This is not a gay show though~

>>161008941
Pretty sure that's it. My bet is on the drug from Romeo and Juliet.

>>161013035
Cleaning up vomit and shit, like all mothers.

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>>161013547
Totally straight.

>>161013627
>not knowing what religious self-flagellation is
I thought this anime was for cultured otakus?

>>161013627
First the cute priest in Apocrypha, now this. How come the boys this season keep reminding me of Marik Ishtar?

>>161013800
It was a joke.

>>161013844
Sorry.

>>161013450
But I'm gay and I'm watching the show. What kind of reasoning is this?

>>161013402
>its too complicated
Convoluted, not complicated.

>>161014061
You're an hetero in denial.

>>161008111
I was legit scared of that.
Then again, when I was a kid I was terrified of clowns.

I think that Father Julia is the enemy in this bow and is involved in sorcery and murder, or the leader of the cult and he is the killer, may be a very relevant enemy. I suppose this because at the moment of introducing it to this chapter I remember Griffith, from Berserk.

>>160992480
I just finished episode 3 of this. Seems like I have been missing out on quite some fun. Taking a short break after being spooked though.

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>random western starts playing
Gold.

>>161014386
I thought the same.
But then I also thought the blond kid in the first case would be the mastermind

>>161007727
Kings of Britain do.

>>161014411
>I just finished episode 3 of this.
Dude, watch the one next before you get spoiled.

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That Van Gogh sky, what happened to Roberto, the listless black priests and the faceless natives... I'm calling zombies now. There will be a zombie army and we won't need buzzing noises this time.

I wonder how Julia will fit in the conspiration though. The deal with his saintness, the hospital and the collaborating association ar etoo similar to the first arc.

>>161014663
Voodoo master soon I guess.

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Woah calm the fuck down Roberto, we're only just getting started.

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Please

>>161014780
Whoa this is far too lewd for my innocent eyes anon.

>>161014941
It's not lewd if priests are kissing. It's holy!

>>161014780
Let's see, Roberto drowned and Hiraga gave him CPR. Both being wet and stuck in some unknown location they huddle together to keep warm.

>>161014191
What the fuck

>>161015124
Fake subs

>>161015124
>he doesn't know

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13686156

Vote.

>>161015531
Hopefully aliens, that would be cool.

>>161015161
Shame

>>161014516
I actually thought that when I saw the picture.
>>161014663
Trust me, Julia will pull a Belmont and attack the nigzombies with the flagellation whip / morning star.
>>161014941
It's fan art so you can ignore it.
>>161015531
Anon, they're in Soviet Africa, you missed the most obvious thing!

Someone here has read the novels ?, I am quite interested in this story, but I only find it in Japanese, apparently no one has translated them and I do not know Japanese, I have only been able to find some spoilers of translations of summaries of the novels, and it seems Father Julia is relevant.

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Very kind of Roberto to give Josef CRP.

>>161015622
>It's fan art so you can ignore it.
Yes anon. The show isn't actual ball touching gay. We get it.

>>161015622
>autism anon again

>>161015663
Catholic priests would never touch balls.

>>161014523
Just finished E4. I REALLY missed out on this one. I hate discovering AOTS midseason. So they just let mother and child go away, after they shaw what happened to the previous one?

>>161015531
A Mossad agent?

>>161015704
I think Hitler 2.0's problem was that he was raised by cultists. If he had been left alone he may have stayed sane.

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>>161015531
>Secret jew reveal
Episode 4 really had everything

>>161014191
Imagine if this show was more popular, it could have been guillotine gorilla 2.0.

>>161015734
But wasn't the cultists reason to inseminate the other sister that the third son of the first sister did not turn out as expected, until he got "possessed" by his father? Or was the drug involved again?

>>161015906
He snapped at being replaced so I blame the cultists. He needed a good family.

Besides what are Hiraga and Roberto gonna do about it, suggest abortion?

>>161015663
>We get it.
Doesn't seem like it.
>>161015672
>>/tumblr/
>>161015906
You're correct.

The start of this new story was a bit too slow for my liking, hopefully more stuff next week.

>>161015531
It's obviously going to be the ancient stone mask that turns all wearers into super powered vampires.

>>161016022
>vampires
Shit, I knew I had forgotten something.

>>161016040
But how does Big Oil factor in?

>>161016059
They fund the heroes

>>161015958
>Besides what are Hiraga and Roberto gonna do about it, suggest abortion?
Right, kinda forgot about the Catholic Church abortion thing. But wasn't their initial job to investigate the virgin birth? They could have at least tracked her down and made up some excuse to take her and her child in, to raise it in an environment that prevents it from entering a possessed state.

>Google Hitler's sperm
>Most result are about angel markel

What?

>>161015622
It's a fan's reaction to book 2.

>>161016241
Is the author a womyn?

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>>161016241
>book 2

Which one is it? Will we ever get to Solomon's descendants?

>>161016321
Book 2 should be the one we are on right now.

>>161016182
They left behind a lot of things like that. Like, who is going to de-program all those students? Will Carlos ever get counseling?

>>161016400
>They left behind a lot of things like that
Anon, there are bo brakes on this train
.

>>161016241
so... the books are more erotic or confirms ships?

spinoff/sequel to Vatican featuring Hitler's son leading a revolution against the evil Jewish overlords.

>>161016477
Someone make a kickstarter and post the link on /pol/

>>161016400
>Will Carlos ever get counseling?
That made me sad as fuck because not only was he raped by a bunch of ugly old men, he was also given drugs to cope...hits too fucking close to home ;_;

>>161016549
No.

>>161016561
Raped AND addicted to cocaine. He's fucked if he doesn't get help. Damnit Hiraga, one hug isn't going to cut it.

>>161016574
Who cares where the money comes from anon? The idiots you get it from don't matter as long as you get it.

>>160992480
This show's OP is incredibly underrated

>>161017001
The pre-chorus is neat desu

>have a criminal who was smuggling things
>so dangerous you gotta poison ankle bracelet him
>let him send packages in the post

>>161016599
I'm so sad anon ;_;

>>161017178
I'm sure if Hiraga was real he'd give you a hug, man.

>>161017001
It has a very 'Go, my X-men' feel to it which I enjoy.

>>161017159
>They most definitely check the contents.
>The recipient is a trusted member of the church on a job
>Everything checks out

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>cucumba
>cubumba
>cubumba

Ok so is it his dad

>>161015161
>>161015591
Not fake subs, that's the real sub.

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>my partner Roberto is predicted to die!
>guess I should leave him alone all day to hang out with new hotness

Take Roberto to read in the clinic or something?

>>161019084
I don't think that logic applies to non-romance anime. Also they don't actually believe in the prophecies (yet).

>>161019174
Roberto's been acting weird all day. At least keep en eye on the guy.

It's not like people haven't tried to kill them before.

>>161019238
He probably got drugged earlier and that's why he was acting weird.

>>161019675
I don't trust that soup.

I'm sure the oil company is behind everything, the natural catastrophes, people on their side getting to the top of some countries, and diseases outbreaks that keep THEIR hospitals open. Because those aren't charity either, of course.
The American woman discovered that they were drugging and brainwashing the painter under the cover of 'treatment' for his outbreaks of dementia and got killed. The baby was taken from her because she gave birth while trying to resist getting choked to death and the killer didn't have time to kill it too. The indigenous cult found their still warm 'sacrifice' at the place where they usually do their sacrifices and thought it to be God's will, but they took the baby and gave it to a member of the cult to raise it because they don't sacrifice babies and this one is 'special'.
The guy who made that book about the revelations knew everything and receives money from the oil company to help disguise the catastrophes they provoke. With that money and the book's one, it's double profit for him.
The body in the coffin isn't the painter. It's some guy who received facial reconstruction at the hospital, as they offer these underground 'services' for criminals too. They just don't tell them they would receive the face of someone who exists. That's why the body is still 'fresh', the question is how many criminals were killed till then to take that place.

I think I can write anime, now.

>>161020129
Maybe Julia has some kind of deal with the oil company, they may be experimenting as in the first miracle, hiding them as sorcery, Julia could be the leader of those sorcerers, and have some kind of contact with the oil company to benefit each other.

>>161008931
>open and close this quickly
>mistake Saul's head for Lauren holding a bag of chips
>have to open it again because my mind's playing tricks on me
Everything is drugs. This show is drugs.

>>161011112
I came here expecting this. Thank you, Anon.

>>161019238
He doesn't know Roberto was acting strange because he wasn't with Roberto to see it progress. That's the problem with leaving him alone all day. I bet when they next see each other it'll be too dark to assess if his eyes are dilated or anything.

okay but WHY did hitler's kid catch on fire when he got doused with acid?

>>161021878
He just got burned by the acid initially. He didn't ignite until some flaming hydrogen gases from below slipped through the gaps in the entrance that was imperfectly sealed.

>>161021984
but he was like ten feet away from the entrance and there wasn't any fire anywhere in the room that wasn't his body

>>161022040
He was only a few feet from the entrance, much less than ten it was a large entrance hole.

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>>161022057
him catching on fire was the real miracle
they just didn't notice

>>161022295
The fire spikes are just an exaggerated visual effect. 6 feet is close enough for a spark or something to hit him. A spark wouldn't really be visible.

>>161022395
sure but a spark isn't gonna cause him to fucking erupt in flames, given that the holy water was acid and not, say, grain alcohol or butane

>Kid Goldman

Fucking kek

>>161007435
>Still, a lot of people have been regarding it similar to Samurai Flamenco
Is this true?

Remember to avoid the red herrings

Damn, almost missed the weekly thread

>>161011074
Uh, you don't get to bring miracles

Roberto is having hallucinations due to three possible things:
>food has been spiked
>malaria
>sensitive to whatever chemical agent is being used to preserve John's body

I'm going to bet that John has had his body preserved in the same way Lenin's was.

>>161026947
Or maybe all of those are red herrings

>>161027090
Possibly. Roberto may even have lead poisoning since it seems like they're hinting his father was a down and out painter. Maybe all of John's paintings have lead in them too or something.

>>161020334
That's not the design of a villain, especially not in this show.
And a white woman at the top of a cult that shouts KOWABUNGA??

>>160992480
Still waiting for any of these arcs
-Cthulhu
-Dinosaurs
-Time Travel
-Reptilians

>>161028192
But wouldn't those be actual miracles? By some standard of science.

>>161028192
So far everything had scientific explanations, even though they were really far-fetched. Don't think we get anything fantastical.

>>161028192
>reptilians
>current arc has snake god worship
Hmmmmmmmm

>>161008246
Janus was more of a Roman god.

>>161016266
What do you think.

>>161026668
They are not mine nor they are miracles.

>>161028462
>So far everything had scientific explanations
EP 5 didn't.
Neither did Sulfuric Acid resulting Hitler's son burning like a christmas candle

>>161030575
Episode 5 was a story from an unreliable narrator. Everything that happens in it does have a myriad of possible scientific explanations anyways, look up last week's thread.
>>160723721
>>160723918

>>160992480
They've been poisoning his food since he got there. This is way less fun and unpredictable than Hitler sperm.

>>161030808
Might be a red herring. We got tons in the hitler arc

>>161030896
True, this time we might get Stalin sperm.

>>161013844
Jokes are supposed to be funny

>>161031076
It is supposed to be Soviet Republic of Africa right?

>>161033734
Wait is this place still a soviet republic or is it formerly a soviet republic? Did the USSR not fall here?

>moe Japanese priest
>is a Burger
Ruined. I wanted Hiraga to be a German.

>>161033842
I have no idea but there were USSRAfrica jokes around at some point.