I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
You clearly didn't understand this show
Oh boy
>>160959866
Classic pasta
This was the most weeb sounding post I have ever seen in my life... Or bait. Probably bait. I hope this is bait...
The ;_; brings back memories. Good shit OP.;_;
>>160961462
>>160961503
>>160961530
If you're going to post it then it better be the happy ending
>>160961530
>Everyone pair up
the worst
>>160959866
classic pasta. aged like a fine wine
>>160961462
keep posting, but know I'm judging you
>>160960659
Lurk for 20 years before posting
>>160960659
newfag
>>160959866
It's so sad what happened to her.
>>160962303
Anon why
Why do you hurt me
>>160962303
>it was a dream
pretty lazy writing desu
>>160962303
Thanks for posting anon, it's been a while since I've read that.Don't post the next chapter so these newfags can suffer
I like to tickle my asshole then smell my finger
This thread is going places
>>160959866
It's been too long.
>>160960659
Go back to normiebook
>>160966443
>normie
Fuck off back to /r9k/.
>>160966823
/a/ uses normie, lurk more
>mfw it's 2007 itt