Post your waifu and we tell you why they're shit
Take your best shot.
Posting Kurisu is cheating
She isn't best girl (male)
>>160947331
I'm pretty sure that's not a line. Or you don't really need all three.
>>160947602
Forgot the picture
Am i a retard if i am unable to solve it?
I'm not posting my waifu because I don't like seeing her getting shit on.
checkmate atheists
[hard mode]
>>160948343
Literally who?
Oh, I remember this one.
https://youtu.be/8YDw4YxT-FM?t=1m10s
>>160948369
Kyoko Takatsukasa from Muv-luv Alternative: Total Eclipse.
Have a try
>>160947585
But he's a guy.
>>160948479
theres always parallel universe luka (the only luka ending in the vn)
>>160948618
B-But that means letting tutturu die, I don't think I can do it
>>160948667
the mentally ill need to be culled anyway
Literal perfection
>>160948618
>>160948667
The S;G worldline is the best place to be, anyways.After all, the dick only makes it better.
best gril (male)
>>160949206
PEMDAS
>P
(1+2)= (3)
>E
N/A
>M
2(3)=6
>D
6/6 = 1
>A
N/A
>S
N/A
>>160949206
6/2(1+2)=6/2*3=9
>>160947424
True.
>>160949455
PEMDAS
>P
Penis
>E
Enters
>M
Makise
>D
Destroys
>A
Asshole
>S
Slowly
>>160949455
Hey retard, M/D and A/S are both 1 level.
>P
>E
>M/D
>A/S
>>160949518
>>160949206
an answer does not exist
>>160949206
literally who would do the division first when the multiplication is implied by the number attached to the parentheses
>>160947227
>>160949699
Everyone who's not retarded and understands the accepted order of basic arithmetic operations. Division is multiplication, so if there's division before mutliplication in the equation, then you divide first.
You could multiply first and then divide in the same way that you could multiply whenever you see the + symbol. There's an accepted way of doing things. I'll cede that this problem is intentionally designed to make it look like the division ought to happen last, but it still only takes a moment's thought to realize it doesn't.
Leave it to a Kurisu OP to bring out nerds unironically discussing math on /a/.You guys are the best, I love you all.
>>160949699
6/2(1+2)
6/2(3)
6/2 * 3/1
3*3
9
>>160949206
Anyone, who got an answer which is not '1' is either retarded or amerifart.
>>160950169
The irony.
>>160950213
this thread is exposing people who dropped out of high school so hard.
>>160950213
Ok, you are retarded. Thanks for proving that.
>>160950272
>I couldn't learn PEMDAS: the post
>>160950272
you go left to right faggot
the 6/2 comes before the 2*3
Give it your best shot.
>>160947227
>thinly veiled S;G thread
Here is my chanceI just finished Altair and Vega route today
>>160950400
???
>>160950343
>>160950437
Please stop responding to bait. By doing so you harm the thread nearly as much as the person pretending to be retarded. Thank you for understanding.
>>160950518
I see these threads on /pol/ a lot.
Most of the time they literally couldn't into 5th grade.
>>160950372
All I see is a picture of a water fountain.
>>160950518
>Please stop responding to bait.
Okay, you also proved you are retarded.
>>160950343
>>160950437
>>160950518
>>160950378
>>160950677
A -> B and E -> F are clearly crossing.
>>160950713
The 4 of them are being joined by 1 line so no lines are being crossed brainlet
>>160947227
>>160950378
>Okabe
>a Chad
>>160950809
uracheekicuntm8
>>160950933
>implying he isn't
the only girl who isn't instantly on his dick is kurisu but thats just because she's tsundere
>>160950965
Chuunibyou dorks with PTSD aren't Chads.
>>160950644
That's a cute tutturu.Now post lewds.
>>160950933
Are (YOU) implying he isn't? He's a full on normalfag, and he goes to college singles parties. All the ladies love him, but the rela chad is HOUOUIN KYOUMA. When was the last time you had attack helicopters, heavily trained Stratfor soldiers point guns at you, a cool purple clouds make an aura and you laugh like crazy at fate's own face?
>>160951004
no but okabe is
>>160951036
she's 16 you sick fuck
>>160951004
How many chads have had to deal with stopping WW3 and saving their dead gf? Okabe has the biggest balls in all of anime.
>>160951036
Lewding the Tutturu is not allowed.
>>160951045
>>160951084
>>160951086
He's brave, but he isn't a Chad.
>>160950258
CAN'T BE DONE!!!
>>160947227
>>160951217
>bathing in pussy(and feminine benis) without even thinking about it
>not chad thundercock
I don't understand your thinking here
Shut the fuck up, Christina.
>>160951045
He's a failed normalfag.
>>160951326
Don't forget he's suave and charismatic as fuck, he's even made Maho's pussy, a friend of Kurisu, dripping wet. Even Mayuri's friends want to fuck him.
>>160951326
Everyone outside of his clique can barely tolerate him at all. He has to force himself to behave around normalfags and not start ranting into his phone and cackling while rambling.
>>160951084
>>160951217I want to stick my dick in between those gellified tutturus and blow a hot creamy load in this lewd little autist's mouth while she tries to utter an erotic cry of "...T-TUTTURU...!!!" in between gargling my cum in her throat
Steins Gate 0 anime when? Just started the S;G visual novel and realized its gonna take forever to finish.
>>160951475
DELET
>>160951426
That's in the original Steins;Gate, in the Zero he's going out to eat after class with classmates and Dr Leskinen. Mayuri's friends even get easily flustered by his presence.
>>160948476
she'sgreat
>>160951475
Are you fucking jelly?
let's see what you got
>>160951566
Unenthusiastic socialization with classmates doesn't make you a Chad. Neither do good looks.
>>160951502
Anime in like end of the year. Lets hope its better than the shitshow that was the game.
>>160947227
>>160950258
>>160951259
And yet i've done it. Same path can be crossed multiple times, and no one said you can only go forward.
>>160951684
Jeez, its not like he's Shinji Ikari.
>>160951843
Oh shit, I was thinking differently, like I was stuck on a loop.
Didn't thought you could do the last thing you did and mentioned.
Anon is smart, SMART!
>>160951843
Wrong answer.
>>160950258
>>160951259
>>160951843
The rules are a bit unclear, but I would assume you can't turn around inside of one of the gems/seeds.
>>160951914
It's so cute how Kurisu became /sci/'s mascot.
You can't
You can't do that. You can't just talk shit about Hibiki whenever you want.
>>160951977
>The rules are a bit unclear
That's why i assume you CAN turn around inside of gem/seed. Your solution, however, seems less tricky.
>>160951580
t-thanks
c-can I treat you tosome donuts
>>160947227
>>160947227
Judge me anon.
>>160949169
tfw she overshadowed best girl.
Body built for sex.
>>160947227
>>160952200
It's literally a boy's subconsciousness.
>>160952216
Fuck you Maho for starting to make me like lolis.
>>160952182
don don donuts let's go nuts anon
>>160950372
She isn'tDarkness
>>160952445
>>160952605
>>160952634
Best pupper.
>>160952682
312211
>>160952685
>>160952300
>seasonal waifu
>>160952748
Pic related accurately describes my thoughts right now.
I can't wait to have a Maho thread on /c/ and see the massive increase of Maho art.
>>160952834
Me neither. She deserves a ton of art.
>>160952814
But she's an old hag
>>160947227
Well that was easy.
And for everyone else in this thread, those curves are not LINES.
>>160952904
I want to rail that 21 year old scientist.
>>160947227
>>160952877
Agreed, maybe people will get bored of making a million art of saber and shibuya rin.
>>160952904
>baiting this hard
>>160952935
>>160952951
Girls instantly turn into old hags once they enter high school. No exceptions.
>>160952951
One can only hope.
>>160950609
If it was written like that then yeah but its not you retard
>>160952486
>>160949206
>i / j * (k + o)
I fucking hate people who write like that. Use brackets, damn it.
Lina Inverse
>>160948441
All of the ML:A spinoffs are trash and thus you're waifu is trash for being in one of them.
>>160952992
>>160950470
Shovelware haremette #5643564.
Shoot.
>>160947227
Isma is cute. CUTE.
>>160948343
She looks like a young Queen Zeal with a bad perm.
>>160953065
congrats on keeping a flavour of the week saith this long
>>160953221
Maho in a miniskirt and thigh highs.
>>160953177
I've got nothing. Good taste, anon.
Anons generally have lovely waifus.
>>160953309
Isnt she like 12? whats wrong with you?
>>160953756
I thought she is fifteen or something.
>>160952932
I would be first to admit that I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but isn't it the violation of the rules?
>>160954044
>I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in a shape of an L on her forhead
>>160947227
>>160947227
She is perfect. She has no flaws.
>>160953381
Maho sure does have nice thighs
capcha: bananas
>>160954143
C'mon gimme your best shot
>>160954184
Her legs are quite lewd.
>>160954270
Why does Asuna wear boxing gloves?
>>160954292
ITS FUCKING OOKAMI SAN U DIP
Now say you're sorry
>>160954418
?
>>160954452
THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK SIMILAR BAKA!
>>160954890
That other anon has a point, they do look similar.
>>160955240
REEEEEEEEE NO THEY DON'T OOKAMI-SAN IS WAY MORE KAWAII THEN THAT WHORE!
>>160951843
Why not be more simple?
>>160955476
Sorry anon, but it's the truth.
>>160955665
STAHP IT LEAVE HER ALONE
>>160947227
that's easy as fuc
>>160951530
why is Suzuha soperfect?
>>160956758
Why don't you put forth your thoughts?
Good luck
>>160951084
>americans
>>160950258
too easy senpai
>>160947424
Yeah, it's not very hard to think up things wrong with a generic tsun.
>>160957538
nice bait
>>160956758
Pinnacle of human evolution
>>160957960
>>160957988
Why are bike shorts sofashionable?
>>160948320
But that's wrong though.
>>160957960
Suzuha is the closet I've ever seen to a perfect girl.
>>160958027
The tight, elastic fabric shapes the contours of your ass and thighs, making them look better.
>>160958155
Stupid, sexy Suzuha
fuck off OP
>>160958187
Your waifu is shit
For me the real evil of Waifus would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out of himself to complete (and correct) his own personality in that of another (and finally in children and even grandchildren) and turns it back: sends the man back into the prison of himself, there to keep a harem of imaginary brides. And this harem, once admitted, works against his ever getting out and really uniting with a real woman. For the harem is always accessible, always subservient, calls for no sacrifices or adjustments, and can be endowed with erotic and psychological attractions which no real woman can rival. Among those shadowy brides he is always adored, always the perfect lover: no demand is made on his unselfishness, no mortification ever imposed on his vanity. In the end, they become merely the medium through which he increasingly adores himself . . . . And it is not only the faculty of love which is thus sterilized, forced back on itself, but also the faculty of imagination.
The true exercise of imagination, in my view, is (a) To help us to understand other people (b) To respond to, and, some of us, to produce, art. But it has also a bad use: to provide for us, in shadowy form, a substitute for virtues, successes, distinctions etc. which ought to be sought outside in the real world—e.g. picturing all I’d do if I were rich instead of earning and saving. Waifuism involves this abuse of imagination in erotic matters (which I think bad in itself) and thereby encourages a similar abuse of it in all spheres. After all, almost the main work of life is to come out of our selves, out of the little, dark prison we are all born in. Waifuism is to be avoided as all things are to be avoided which retard this process. The danger is that of coming to love the prison.
>>160958229
>posting C.S. Lewis' masturbation rant
>>160958225
Stop, I can't fap to her anyway. She is too pure
>>160958313
There's a first time for everything.
>>160958366
Just look at her smile. You just can(not) maintain an erection. I can't wait for animue becoming real. Any minute now
>>160958415
I beg to differ.
>>160958456
>>160958313
>>160958229
I'm too lazy to google, but it's a pasta, right?
Jokes on author. I use an image of an ideal partner to push myself harder(btw, it's quite similar to the image of an ideal lady for medieval knights).
Do you even like your waifu if you're un/fit/ and penniless and do nothing to change it?
>>160958520
>that last text box with blurred Suzu in the background
>>160947227
Please rate
>>160958493
unf
>>160958619
>>160958649
>>160958704
>>160958751
>>160958800
Oh shit, saved
>>160958597
overweight. awful geometry, takes two dicks at once. only good for attracting fagots.
>>160952323
Wow, you are smartly retarded. The rules are simple, yet you over analyzed it so much.
>use 3 lines
>connect three pairs
>do not cross the lines
You've made the rule set so much more complicated to justify your bias that the problem isn't solvable when you shut out all other possibilities.
>>160950609
It's still 9?
>>160958844
>>160958541
Anime & Manga appeals to the modern male who is apathetic to a meaningful existence. His only concern is his own shallow dreams and aspirations. He shuns the world because it isnt as real as his fantasies. The world has expectations and you must work to earn what you keep. Anime & Manga has an unlimited harem which satisfies his every need and desire. This is the means by which a man increasingly adores himself and creates a prison in his mind. The saddest thing is that he is not happy with his own company and must constantly pursue and hoard his obsession so that his vain desires will be fulfilled. A sad existence only made more pathetic as time marches on.
>>160952059
She loves retard people without any reason. Not healthy
>>160958891
>>160958891
>>160958849
>Wow, you are smart
thanks
>>160958891
>apathetic to a meaningful existence
>meaningful existence
Ha.
>The world has expectations
Correct.
>you must work to earn what you keep
Incorrect.
>The saddest thing is that he is not happy with his own company
Implying he would be happy otherwise.
>A sad existence only made more pathetic as time marches on.
>Happy birthday, 60-something y.o. person
>Aren't your prospects for the future look bright?I'm talking with the pasta again, aren't I?
>>160958849
No, he is right. Well, the actual *actual* answer would be that it's a shitty task definition and an author can go fuck himself.
>>160951777
I object wholeheartedly. How could the autistic loli, 4chans own girl, Tomoko kuroki, be shit taste? Shes the only kind of girl any of us will ever date anyway.
>>160951777
I've never seen such a shit list.
>>160959360
good taste
>>160950258
Easy
thats my waifu
>>160953177
Only thing I got is that she becomes more annoying and bitchy when Goury joins her party.
I preferred younger Lina when it was just her and Naga, desu.
>>160956819
She's half poo-in-the-loo iirc.
>>160956759
No one?
The only unassailably perfect waifu
>>160961598
I dont understand the question
>>160961762
Well Tomo-
>ifunny
Die.
>>160961598
Either 10 or 1, I'm not sure.
>>160961598
>>160961598
Well sorry if I didn't build a time machine when I was 18
>>160947227
>>160951777
>every single monster girl
fuck you too buddy
>>160961598
1+1
1+ =1
+=11
Solved.
>>160961598