The penalty for choosing crab instead of cat is death Araragi.
He didn't choose Crab. Crab chose him.
>>160939811
Well, tbf, he wouldn't date Cat even if Crab never existed.
Where the fuck can i torrent Kizumonogatari
>>160941010
That's a dumb question
>>160941120
Yes it is. I'm as new as it gets. Please I want to start watching the series in chron order. Im begging you
>>160941163
Figure it out.
>>160941419
anon please a hint or something
>>160941163
lurk moar you fucking retard, also watch in airing order, retard.
>>160939811
But Cat is the worst girl.
>>160941461
Rummage through the shadows of Anonymous' digital personae for seven hundred and thirty days and then, and only then, may you find what you seek.
Reminder to report and ignore.
By the way, Bat supersedes all.
>>160941489
Fine ill watch it in airing order
>>160941489
>>160941419
>>160941531
GOD dammit i just want too torrent all of it so i can watch it reeeeeeeeee I can't find it
>>160941590
fuck off already faggot
casual normalfag piece of shit
Crabfags and Batfags are tied for first (with them both representing different halves of his life) but Cat has so much screentime any catfag who complains is a dope.
>>160941461
Try googling it, friend.
>>160941590
http://www14.soul-anime.us
I'd rather die than stay in the living hell that is all of cat's bullshit.
How do I grow up to be as cool as Araragi?
>>160943138
Have autism or act like you have autism.
>>160942937
Oh shit it's the Pokemon Go sub
love is decadent and depraved
>>160939811
who would everyone shitpost about if redditgahara didn't win?
>>160943571
Who knows, considering she won five episodes in a series with a minimum of fifty.
What's the best subs for each movie? i'm looking on pantsu now and theres a couple different tracks for each one
>coalgirls quit subbing except for a few projects and this isn't one of them
and fuck you too
>>160943133
You're a massive fucking fag. Cat is the most loyal, perfect qt in the series. And the way he just disregarded his relationship with her that they built up in Kizu for worst girl (crab) makes me rage.
cat was far too lewd
drop bombs on brainlets
>>160944005
Cat loved him, and he was too much of a fucking autist to realize it, so now he's stuck with that crab cunt
>>160939811
Inferiority Complex anon
>>160944005
B I G
>>160941010
Ask >>>/wsr/, or just stop being a fucking idiot.
>>160944005
>>160944958
>He pussied out at the last minute.
Why was early rrragi such a faggot?
>>160945190
Because he was a tripfag on r9k before he became a vampire
Crab is the only decent girl until halfway through the sereis
>>160944002
But she has turned into a gigantic autist in Musubimonogatari. I actually get it now why Araragi wouldn't choose cat in the first place.
>>160941516
getting tired of slapping peasants
>>160945428
>Implying Hitagi End wasn't the peak of Senjyogahara and Monogatari
Best girl
>>160946104
do you have to spam this in EVERY monogatari thread?
>>160946253
H-has it really been every thread?
>>160944002
>loyal
The sort of "loyalty" that causes her to hurt him and the people around him out of selfishness.
>qt
As Black Hanekawa, or when she let her long hair down and didn't dress like a frumpy autist. Now she's got short hair that doesn't work on her and ugly stripes in it too, while still dressing like a frumpy autist.
That isn't to speak of her constant holier-than-thou killjoy bullshit, that comes with a side of doing petty garbage to piss off people she cares about after her "development."
Having the occasional good point and being a magic solve everything button isn't nearly enough to outweigh that. Oh wait, Hanekawa being a magic solve everything button trivializes conflict in the series and makes everything worse. My bad.