>lonely female with a single male best friend >they regularly

>>160935125
They're both gay.

How the fuck do you appeal to the Yurifag audience when your Yuri likes dick?

Lots of men get drunk regularly with male friends, and then don't proceed to have sex afterwards, because they are not gay.
Why would a gay man and a gay woman have sex after drinking?

>>160935187
>>160935248
Kobayashi explicitly stated she is not gay.

>>160935302
And then she started a family with a she-dragon.
Do you really believe her?

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>>160935302

Shes 2D
Shes not a slut like real women

>>160935376
lesbian moms confirmed

>>160935442
>fucked some random dragon in the forest
>not a slut

>>160935376
Same-sex marriage doesn't make you a homo, it just means you married another woman.

>>160935563
Is that what you tell yourself when your husband is fucking you in your ass?

>>160936609
if I had a wife I'd ask her to wear a strap on. Sexuality doesnt matter in marriage

>>160935318
>adopted two daughters out of platonic love
>gay
Human relationships are diverse anon. Just as there are couples that don't want a kid, single parents, divorcees or 40 year old virgins

t. 25 year old virgin

>>160935125
she's probably really ugly

>>160936822
stop fucking talking about 3D you goddamn retarded inbred moron

>>160935125
he's a herbivore and she's equally passive, they both have nerd hobbies that occupy all their free time

Nothing would ever happen unless they were forced at gunpoint or something equally contrived.

t. wizard

>>160935125
Kobayashi type do exists in Japan. Most of them are lesbians or asexual.

>>160937129
Fiction doesn't exist in a vacuum.

>>160935563
BROJOB BROJOB BROJOB

>>160937303
It does when the characters involved aren't all human.

>>160937303
shut the fuck up, 2d =/= 3d so stop applying retarded 3d logic to 2d perfection

>>160935125
male best friend is a fag
why do you think he was so quick to agree to handsome butler to bunk with him

>>160935125
One or both of them might be gay.
They might have tried and just realized that they're not attracted to each other
They're both nerds so why not

>>160935125
They have too much in common.
Same job, same interests, and both prefer the cock.
It just wouldn't work out.

>>160935563
>>160936713
>>160937303
Faaaaaaaaag

>>160937287
lesbians don't exist. All lesbians will go straight if they meet the right guy.

>>160935376
Will English releases have those goodies?

>>160935248
When you're an adult virgin, you don't have the habits that sexual experience forms. If you drunkenly pursue pleasure with another drunk virgin, you're more likely to make out then pass out at most. And these virgins have high alcohol tolerance.

>>160935536
Do you think if they had fucked, that Tohru wouldn't bring it up constantly?

>>160937454
They have a better case than usual because cool-san is a rare otaku who got married. So he's closer to the nerdbros you get these days than the classic otaku from your Japanese animes.
inb4 death of the author.

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>>160935125
They don't party and her friend is an Otaku so...

>>160935302

So did Freddy for well over a decade.

>>160935195

Futa

>>160936890
Or smells really bad.

>>160938277
Sorry anon.
Japan has been pushing that for years and allowed the queers in their media to talk most of their young into being homosexuals/homo leading bisexuals.
Not even going to get into the over the top really fucked sexual material they have combined with sexual repression and unflinching adherence to fitting in and looking the part.

Pretty much created massive swaths of sexually fucked up perpetual masturbators and 30+ year old virgins who wouldn't know what to do with the opposite sex if they had the instructions tattooed on each other crotches.

Oh, and she's more then likely gay as fuck and in the closet..so..you know.

By the way, even if a man lays the pipe so well and so brutally that she basically becomes his walking sex toy and will leave her girlfriend in the middle of sex just for a quickie.
She'll still be a big old dyke.
Believe me.

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>>160938976
They're both otaku, and they drink to the max regularly. And sometimes they party.

>>160938937
What kind of person did he marry?

>>160940259
A woman I expect.

>>160940259
a normie presumably. I doubt he married a female otaku

>>160940391
Because female otaku don't want to be with male otaku?

>>160940471
by definition otaku prefer to be with no one

>>160940391
Togashi-san draws shotacon for his wife. It can happen.

>>160935125
Kobayashi is a MtF transwoman and Takiya's just not into that.

>>160940507
I thought otaku just meant you obsess over something?

>>160940540
o·ta·ku
noun
(in Japan) a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.

>>160938277
Straight girls don't exist. All straight girls will go gay if they meet the right girl.

>>160935195
include a second couple, but they're lolis

>>160938277
lesbians dont exist. All lesbians will go straight ~~if they meet the right guy~~ once they lose weight and have personal hygiene.

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>>160935376

>The wedding picture

Tohru greatest wish

>Four dragon maids

Kobayashi greatest wish

Hetshits are on damage control

>>160938277
Heterosexual men don't exist. All heterosexual men will go gay if they meet the right trap.

>>160940538
tumblr pls leave

chagen is a nigger

>>160935376
Hnnnnng

>>160942881
That's correct.

>>160938277
This post is asking for that /fit/ screencap.

Man yurifags AND dragonfags
this show really is shit

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>>160938277
>>160946677

>>160935302
I thought that was only in the dub.

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>>160946735
nice opinion

>>160935376
Fuck that's cute

>>160935563
/a/, a magical place.

>>160936713
>>160935563
this is a new kind of delusional

>>160935563
>Same-sex marriage doesn't make you a homo
It could be for convenience, so they can adopt Kanna. Or at least that's what a couple of yuri deniers claimed was the reason in Nanoha.

>>160935318
its not gay if she is a dragon

>>160947517
Holy shit, this is hilarious. I hope it's real, what a fucking moron.

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>>160948020
It's not you idiot.
It's something some sad dyke made up on and shit spammed on fit so much that people startd to call her out on it.
Apparently she was so proud of it she decided to shit spam it on every single thread across the entire fucking site that has anything to do with lesbians or two girls being in the same place at the same time.

>>160947517
I don't feel bad for this guy at all. Maybe for how clueless he is.

>>160948136
I don't remember any of this, it looked completely legit at the time. Do you have any evidence to support your claim?

>>160947553
I would be a shithead but I got a warning last time I disrespected the dragonfags so meh

>>160948282
wow you break the site rules. congratulations you're not even 18

>>160948335
I don't see how I broke the rules doing that? I just don't want to get banned over a shitty SoL show

>>160948136
>1155113.jpg
go back there

>>160948282
>>160948382
Trolling isn't allowed outside of /b/. If you're obvious enough and people report you you may get warned or banned.

>>160935376
>No double dress wedding

>>160935376
Kobayashi looks adorable in the hugging picture. I want the scan of it.

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>>160948382
are you saying you're younger than 18? haha

>>160935302
That's exactly what a homosexual would say

>>160935125
I liked that part of the show a lot
Completely platonic non romantic male female friendship seems rare in media in general and expecially anime
It reminded me of of my relationship with my best friend honestly

>>160935563
Sweden yes

I want Kobayashi to NTR her co-worker guy.

>>160935125
Seriously?

You're not capable of having friends you don't fuck?

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>>160952789
You want her to seduce Fafnir?

>>160935125
It's implied she's asexual, and he's probably just too much of an otaku anyway.

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>>160953362
She's sure sexual in the manga. She just controls herself.

>>160935125
>This was honestly the biggest flaw
>flaw

degenerates need to get out

How do I get a comfy programmer job like Kobayashi's?

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>>160954328
Work really hard. Kobayashi-san works really hard. A lot of people are relying on her. So cool.

>>160954405
But I do work hard anon.

>>160935302
Dubfag detected

>>160935125
>Why didn't the asexual fuck the literal faggot

That's basically what you're asking.