Otherwise you wouldn't be posting here! I can help with that! I am offering you the chance to be granted any* one wish! It could be anything* at all! Alongside the granted wish you will receive tremendous magic power! Nothing is free, however, and in exchange for these gifts you will be obligated to combat supernatural entities known as "witches." This is dangerous work, but your powers will serve you, and you will be among allies. I'm confident that you can handle it! Do we have a deal?
>>160930803
I want to die.
>>160930803
I want to be a cute chubby magician girl.
>>160931007
what an oddly specific fetish
>>160930803
My wish is to be a cute magical girl who fights witches.
>>160930803
I wish to take over your job!
>>160932139
Can't do that, fucko, try again
>>160931529
Fetishes tend to be specific. But cute.
>>160932182
Okay then I want to be immune to despair?
>>160932267
>you
done
>>160932322
what is my magical power?
>>160932386
tard strength
>>160930803
i want to be an anime
>>160930803
YOU!! So YOU'RE the one who keeps making those lil' shits!
>>160930803
I wish to become a loli vampire.
Waiting eagerly for the contract to sign.