PLEASE ME
>>160927111
What does getting hugged by Tohru feel like?
>>160927193
Like the icy grip of cold black death
>>160927193
Like love, Anon.
Like love.
I wanna get hugged by a girl. How do I make this happen?
was I the only one who liked the dub
>>160928453
And you're asking this on 4chan?Like anyone here would know.
>>160929117
As i did not watch the show can you explain to me why does she give her tail as food?
Does it grow back?
Does it hurt?Is it good?
>>160929117
>>160929243
She wants Kobayashi to eat her.
Yes it does.
Probably not.Dunno
>>160929510
>She wants Kobayashi to eat her
But why?
Is it some kinda of sexual act in the dragon community?
man I don't even like SoL and moe shit but after watching this anime on twitch I have to say I really liked it. Am I a faggot now?
>>160928850
Nope
>>160929672
Who cares? Fun things are fun.
>>160929616
It's a fetish for her.
Actually I just remembered the scene where Kanna eats a sandwich with her tail in it so it probably does taste good
>>160929672
You were a faggot before
>>160929672
>not streaming in kysanime
>>160929742
Well that's not very nice to say.
>>160929813
I never would have watched it if it weren't for the twitch broadcast, I was bored and decided to watch it
>>160928453
sell heroin
>>160929672
>double streaming
now that's some advanced level of faggotry
>>160929813
I watched a couple shows I wouldn't have thanks to twitch. Highspeed shitposting made them fun.
>>160929822
>>160927111
What if CHU CHU YEAH was actuallyCHU CHU NO?
>>160929945
but that's just kobayashi's response to tohru.
This is a strong contender for most comfy show of 2017.
>Marry Tohru
>Adopt Kanna
>Let Shouta have Lucoa
>Feed Elma
>>160930254
>Feed Elma
You do know she can do that herself, right?
do you think KyoAni is working on S2?
>>160930310
I hope.
>>160927111
Having sex with a dragon would not be that much fun. Since the dragon should be cold blooded, it would in this case be like eating out a ham.
Sure you can do it, but why bother? Even the reverse would be horrible, a cold feeling on your vagina.
>>160930297
It's much cuter if you hand-feed her.
>>160930401
true
>>160929117
That legit looks pretty fucking good. It's probably very tender too. Just look at that marbling.
The weird yellow slime on it was the only thing that made it unappetizing.
>>160930376
>dragons are cold blooded
How do they breathe fire then? Checkmate atheists
>>160930376
you're forgetting about m a g i c
>>160930483
but how does magic work?
>>160930468
Probablt with a gland that produce a flamable gas. With enough bite force they might be able to produce sparks to ignite it with.
>>160930483
Lesbian magic only works out 5/10 times.
I can only imagine what it tastes like...I'll eat it, Tohru. Let me spoil you please
>>160930645
Now I look closely the yellow juice kinda looks like soap.
>>160930708
Can't you tell there are 2 layers to the liquid? most of it is watery, probably high in essential nutrients with fatty drops floating on top adding the right amount of richness and flavour to complement the meat. I'm going to cream
>>160930849
It sounds like you already have like, 3 times.
>>160930468
The same way they appear as cute girls: magic.
NINGEN SLAYING WITH TOWEL-CHAN
>>160928850
>>160929397
Why is Kobayashi so aggressive with Tohru?
>>160929616
No, Tohru is just fucked up
>>160932152
With a body like that, I'd be aggressive too.
Sexually.
>>160930534
What did he meme by this?
>>160934705
>>160930156
Could Kobayashi even prepare her body for the honeymoon?
>>160935292
>that comic
I don't get it
>>160928850
>>160929685
The dub was pretty good, considering current standards.
>>160935292
what is this from? surly not the kanna spinoff... pls...
bump
>>160929709
I'm pretty sure it's mentioned early on that dragon meat is toxic to humans, though.
>>160935638
Tragedy strikes.
>>160935440
It's Miss Kobayashi's healing dragon. Banshaku episode. Kanna is upset that she can't stay awake long enough to see how Kobayashi and Tohru unwind.
>>160929616
It doesn't ever say (at least in the anime) but I'd imagine it's an indication of extreme intimacy. Thinking about it rationally, it takes energy to regrow a tail, yet she's providing her own flesh for nourishment of another. It's not hard to imagine that in a dangerous environment doing something like that would be reserved only for someone you immensely care about. So in essence she's providing a "sacrifice" that she wants her lover to accept. And of course there's the aspect of your flesh becoming one with the body of another through the process of consumption.
>>160935998
Yeah, but she claims that the toxins can be safely removed through proper cooking.
>>160928453
be a cute girl
I might have to buy the BDs.
>>160937385
aaaah? so them getting married is canon eeeeh?
>>160937567
>BD supplementary art
>canon
>>160938465
well unlike you I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Enlighten me, what is >>160937385
>>160939007
its is our humanities job to NOT give what tumblerinas want
>>160939061forget the "our"
>>160927111
Suppose Kyoani adapts another COOL manga,which one would you like to see?Ojojojo,or this one
>>160939100
definitely Ojojojo.definitely not Metsuko ni Yoroshiku
>>160927111
Why is the OP so catchy?
Why did this show bring in so many newshits?
>>160939289
Like yourself?
>>160939289
if you can't answer your own question you are part of the problem the anime has
>ywn be Torhu
Kobayashi is perfect.
>>160929117
>>160939007
>IF TUMBLR WANTS GAY SHIT SO BAD WHY DIDN'T THIS SHOW GET AS POPULAR AS KORRA OR FAGGOTS ON ICE
>RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Uhhh, it's still significant popular there
>>160939553
brap
>>160927193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAupJzH31tc
>>160939611
Not nearly as popular as western lesbian shit.
>>160939100
>I can grow you one
Why doesn't she grow one for herself to use?
>>160940163
It's almost like the english tumblr community was western. Why do you care about what those tasteless faggots like though.
>>160939007
kobayashi might as well be a dude.
also shows not sjw, korra is sjw as fuck. Tohru does bad sometimes, sexuality is open yet also conservative and polite, whereas Korra is sjw biased shit that pretends to be open
dragon maid is comfy, and is normal people flaws, korra is edgy with characters who arent really flawless yet try to be. sjw in a nutshell, that there is a problem when theres not
>>160940239
They like Japanese yaoishit and eastern lesbians. Yuri on Ice got a fuckton of coverage and good press because of their shitty taste. I wish Dragonmaid would get the same so we get more merch and extra stuff.
>>160939230
post yfw
>paparaparapaparapapara
Turd horn is best doragon.
>>160939100
>Ojojojo
My hopes and my dreams for an adaption on this one is pretty much gone,since the manga already ended
>>160940180
>wanting to see hug oni titty monster cock destroy smol flat chest girl
Just how brutal can you be
>>160927193
Salty milk and coins.
>>160940769
>getting her own spin-off
We live in a great timeline.
>>160929742
Go back to your containment board.
Fucking Ironic Weebs.
>>160938548
well it apears to be exactly what he stated. BD supplementary Art
>>160939479
>ywn be Kobayashi
Tohru is perfect.
>>160942475
I-I'll be your Tohru if you'll be my Kobayashi.
>>160929672
>don't like moe
What a fag
>>160942709
tfw when all you want is an androgynous reverse trap who works all day so you can be her submissive maid, cooking and cleaning for her all day then having her dominate the fuck out of you all night
>>160942709TOOOORRRUUUUU
>>160943813
>Kobayashi being dominant in bed
found the problem with your fantasy
>>160942195
Wait, really? By kyoani? Holy fuck this is the best news Ive got all week.
>>160927111
Does someone at Kyoani have a fetish for women's hands? Tohru's hands and hand movements are given so much attention in this anime at all times, she emotes so dramatically with them.
>>160945546
there isn't even an Elma spinoff in the manga yet so don't get your hopes high af
>>160945666
They must've heard /a/ talking shit about them not being able to draw hands
When will Tohru have to defend her Kobayashi from the Knights of Gywn? Humans can world-hop given that the Jigokumeguri firm is run by an arch-mage. Surely the hunt must continue covertly.
>>160946572
>implying that any knights took archdragon hunting seriously after the fall of Anor Londo
Undead hunts are the gentleman's sport in these modern times, Tooru is fine
>>160940239
4chan is tsundere for tumblr.
Did...did you really not know that?
>>160946054
The original stuff was the best stuff shut your whore mouth touru you are worst FAT green chaotic ningenboo.
>>160945434
>Kobayashi not being dominant in bed
She´s the fucking master and dragon slayer, there is no way she is the submissive
Also Tohru canonly wants to be dominanted by Kobayashi, the chorogon is a power bottom at best
>>160946572
>Jigokumeguri Firm
>run by wizardsHold the fuck up,so Haru Jigokumeguri is actually a fucking archwizard all along?
>>160945666
Yes I heard in one these threads that one of the animators is very particular about hands. I think their name wasYoshikage Kira.
>>160939100
They won't touch this unless they cut out almost all of the scenes that shows the fox girl and succubus fucking little boys.
>>160939100whats that one called
>>160929672
>tfw downloaded the entire twitch run from reddit
>>160947822You only now realized this?
>>160946620
>Dark Souls is a world of time-line fuckery
>implying Tohru's world has to take place during the Age of Fire or post Fire
The threat is real.
>>160948677
holy fuck why would anyone ever do that
>>160939175
>Spoilers
Stop this please i really love Metsuko. Chapters don't come out quickly enough.
>>160947822
>>160949100inb4 the real reason Kawayanagi is dressing like he's from the past is actually because they're a family of time travellers
>>160950476
I kind of hope that Cool is building some sort of author inter-manga universe kind of like Mizukami--certainly, not to the same depth as Mizukami, but it's always super fun to see that sprinkled throughout series (especially if they're all on-going simultaneously).
>>160927111
Kobayashi a best. Tooru a worst.
>>160939100
I need to know sauce on this.
>>160952123
Tohru is a miraclebut not like the ones cast by that wretched sunlight god and his loyal knights.
>it's a Elma loves food episode
Oh wait...
This is a big picture of my big sister/mommy. She's not actually related to me so sometimes she is my big sister and sometimes she's my mommy, they have a kind of similar dynamic, but either way it's really nice and makes me feel happy and loved and safe. Sometimes she'll say "Arara~ what's with that cute bump in your pants, anon-chan? You weren't thinking lewd things about your onee-san again, were you~?" And sometimes she'll lay down and snuggle with me and hold me tight in her chest with her arms around me and her fingers in my hair and gently rock me back and forth and say "Shh...it's okay now Anon-chan, momma's here~ She's gonna make it aaaall better...". She tells me that I'm a good boy and what a cute little boy I am also, and that makes me feel happy and tingly inside. I think it makes her happy that I'm happy too!
>>160927193
Salty sand and ink
>>160928453
Secretly kill her pet or a family member then offer a shoulder for her to cry on.
Alternatively, volunteer to go shopping for her.
Use your own money if she wants to give you money to use.
When you get back, she will ask
"How much do I owe you?".
Tell her you just want a hug.
>>160928453
I get hugged by girls all the time for no reason, anon. Just establish it as your normative form of greeting in your social circle. Then whenever a new girl joins it hug the other girls to give her a social queue on how things are done within your in-group. Then casually open your arms to offer her a hug, too. As long as you are not a fattie and smell nice they will like it.
>>160940769
>you'll never be a maid to a hard working office dragon and cook delicious meals for her to consume when she gets back home from work
>>160927193
A seething caldera of bruise-grip, head-nuzzle, squeal-gasp passion simmering on the edge of violent eruption.
>>160953794
why even live?
>>160953758
this assumes he even has a social circle to begin with
>>160930376
>Since the dragon should be cold blooded, it would in this case be like eating out a ham.
Why?
Most dragons look like a sort of lizard vs. bat vs. dino hybrid. If anything, I'd expect them to be warm-blooded like bats and dinos.
>3,554 average sold per volume
I was just catching up on my backlog and just finished this. Why did this sell so low? Compared to KyoAni's another shows, I thought this was one of their better ones. Good SoL with some semi serious moments and the animation was great. I thought this was better than New Game, but New Game had 5,886 per volume and even got a second season. I don't get it.
>>160928850
Nope, I enjoy it quite a bit
>>160953794
Will this also work with firmly squeezing their breasts?
>>160951516
>Kobayashi mistaking Chintarou for Tohru
>Lucoa mistaking Nishiko for Shouta
>Kawayanagi as usual not giving a fuck and just looking at the clouds
I need this
>>160954111
Probably has to do something with Kyoani and the whole anti lolicon ordeal
>>160955333
>anti lolicon ordeal
Wait, what?
>>160928453
Kill them.
Kill all those who has no intentions of hugging you when you ask them.Kill all those who you suspect.Kill them with curses.Curse all of their generations to co
>>160928453
Say "Hey bitch, I'm rich, wanna fuck?" She'll be all over you.
>>160932152
Did Kobayashi tear Tohru's scales off?
>>160955595
apparently dragon scales are detachable, in one of the kanna no nichijou chapters kanna swaps her clothes with saikawa
Does anyone know of any show as comfy and happy as this one?
>>160956676
Literally any CGDCT series.
>>160956676
K-On!
>>160930156
>most comfy show of 2017
>with Saikawa in it
no way
Kobayashi as a human will die long before her dragon companions. Tohru accepts this and decides to enjoy the time that they have together. However there is a dark reality to their relationship. As a human female, Kobayashi is designed to want to take a man’s cock inside of her. Eventually her biological clock will tick, and she will set out to find a male for the purpose of procreation.
At that point Tohru will either have to leave and admit to her father that he was right,or quietly live out the next few decades as a cuck. Every night Tohru would listen and cry as Kobayashi’s husband violently breeds her. Hearing her screams of ecstasy would be reaffirmation to Tohru that she could not compete with real male genitalia. She would nonetheless decide to stay by Kobayashi’s side as a maid and friend.Eventually Kobayashi would give birth to a boy.Kobayashi would die long before her husband because of her alcoholic tendencies, and on her deathbed she would ask Tohru to please look after her husband and son.
Tohru would then have to spend the next few decades looking after the man she hated. Keeping her promise to her dear deceased friend she would clean after this man, cook for him,and everything else that she used to do for Kobayashi. However since he was a man, Tohru knew that she also had additional duties.In the morning before Tohru made breakfast she would wake him with fellatio and take his fresh milk into her throat. At nights during his bath she would clean his whole body with her bare breasts and soap.He would come home drunk at times and Tohru would beckon the father to his room. She would lay on her back, spread her legs, and beg him to dump every last drop of his seed. After many minutes of mating press and tongue kissing, the act is finally completed as he empties himself in Tohru.The drunk father will then fall into a deep sleep. Tohru had truly come to despise the fact that she was born a woman.To be continued….
>>160958762
>To be continued….
Don't bother
>>160958091
Homophobia BTFO
>>160927111
before you cum
>>160956676
K-On and Non Non Biyori.
>>160959256
It's only acceptable when it's cute 2D girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUEvpAwEzSc
I miss Kobayashi and friends so much that I think I might pick up the manga.
>>160935509
Except for the patriarchy line. Come the fuck on it was a trainwreck
>>160964383
Considering the circumstances surrounding this "controversy" there's a good chance you haven't even seen any of the dub besides this one line.
>>160964342
the manga is better in some respects. it's better to read the manga first
>>160964635
have to agree with this desu
I watched it as it aired and no one gave a shit until some autist wrote an essay bitching about it on reddit months later
there was a few strangely written lines and yeah that one in particular was pretty dumb but overall the dub was extremely good, which is incredible for a niche SoL simuldub
>>160964342
Not much happens
>>160935292
Where do I find this?
>>160935292
>her angrily staring at the cans
AHHHHHH MY HEART, SEND HELP.
Rate these two adult females on a scale of 1 to MARRIED.