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Boruto: Naruto Next Generations

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Gaiden has begun.
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>>160918458
its just sad
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>>160918458
Wait is this an edit or did Sakura actually put her picture ontop of a separate Sasuke picture?
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>>160918458
Gaiden is horrible.
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>>160918493
the funny thing is that of all the Sasuke pics Sakura chose, it had to be the one where he has an Akatsuki Robe.
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We'll just leave the finer details out
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>>160918524
It's real. She put her picture over Karin.
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>>160918557
They all just got isekai'd, nothing to discuss there really
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>2017
>gaynuto
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>>160918631
nice meme
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wew
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>>160918557
Need translations of this family tree STAT
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>>160918720
Did Studio Pierrot also leave out Sakura destroying her house?
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sexy
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>>160918720
Delet this. before it attracts the delusional pinkshitfags
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>>160918741
no
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>>160918524
t. just started browsing /a/
Nigger that is old news.
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>>160918631
You tried.
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>>160918742
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>>160918765
Sakura fan here to tell you that "bestest mom" shit is some bullshit. Carry on with the pinkshit hate now.
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Reminder that SP is kino
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>>160918524
Dude, you can go and read Naruto Gaiden literally right now.
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So are they going to let Salad keep her not whore outfit after this Gaiden arc ends? It makes Bort unwatchable to me.
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Never understood this
Isn't she like the greatest doctor in the village? Trained by one of the Sannin who literally wrote the book on medical-nin?

She should be rolling in money
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>>160918839
No. It's trash.
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>>160918819
Was it to symbolize that some sort of barrier exist between mother and daughter?
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I just want to remind everybody that this could have all been avoided if they did a DNA test at the hospital they were already at.

>>160918851
I'm just saying, it's not like anything here is new
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>the fucking pic is of Sasuke in his damned Akatsuki robe

fucking christ hahahahahahahaha
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>>160918846
Did you forget that Tsunade was also terrible with money management, anon?
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>>160918846
Probably spends all her money paying the government for destroying everything she touches
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>>160918846
>trained by one of the Sannin
>friends with the hokage
>husband is jesus jr
>money problems
Really makes you think.
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>>160918846
Here's a hint.

we need a sakura edit
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>>160918885
Sakura has yet to show any signs of chronic gambling though. Tsunade was always broke because she was always at them Slots
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headpats soon
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>>160918544

sakura's got issues
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>>160918846
She spent all her money to put the Uchiha crest on everything she owns. It was the only way to make people believe she is really married to Sasuke
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MISUNDERSTANDINGS aren't uncommon for the medium but fuck Sakura is such a shit mom.
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>>160918846
For that matter, how do the ninjas in the village even earn their money ? I thought the world was pretty much at peace right now.
I can't imagine people go around hiring professional killers to deal with bandits or random beasts.
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>Putting a pic of teenage Akatsuki "Danzo murdering Karin stabbing almost Sakura stabbing" Sasuke next to a pic of fully grown Sakura

What a nightmare. Does he have no late pics? where did that pic even come from
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>>160918877
Jesus Christ I was always too busy laughing at the fact Sakura didn't even have a picture of her and her """husband""" together to ever notice that. Do no visitor's to their house ever ask "Hey why is your husband wearing the uniform of an international terrorist organization that started Word War 4 in that photo on your mantelpiece?"
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>>160918952
At peace means, all villages are chill with each other.

Doesn't mean some shithead can't be a cunt like Shin
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>>160918930
Also soon: Papa's sword pointed towards head.
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First of all, heavy breathing ChoCho is lewd

Second, adding this flashback makes her little journey make significantly, even if it's only a little, more sense than the manga
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If Sasuke's info is already restricted why not make everything restricted? They were lucky Sarada didn't turn out to be a power seeking edgelord like her father but giving her hints of her power doesn't sound like a good idea even if she's the only Uchiha left. Only one Uchiha is needed to fuck the entire world anyway.
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>>160918930
>dadruto soon
>more Naruto fugging Sarada doujins inevitably popping up on sadpanda
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>>160918544
Yeah, that's like putting up an old picture of a guy in a Nazi uniform. It would be an eternal reminder of that time Sasuke went down the deep end of the dark side. Visitors probably feel uncomfortable looking at it.
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>>160918985
They would still need money from outside the villages, aka a war between reals or some shit.
What's Naruto's setting anyways, sengoku japan or some alternate reality ?
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>>160918557
We joked about it, but it turns out Naruto really is doing historical revisionism so that his boyfriend can get away with everything.
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>>160918557
Dindu nothin wrong
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>>160918985
Correction, We know the five great nations/villages are at peace.There's no confirmation that Ame or Kusa don't have issues of their own. And rogue ninja still exist.
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whats gaiden
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>>160919008
No, you need at least 2, they have to be able to harvest a living Sharigan to stop the Mangekyo blindness.
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>>160919008
Uchiha genes are weak. The only way Salad can fuck the world is if she has Burrito's baby.
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Why keep the Akatsuki one? Can't she edit it out the cloud or cut it? At this point SP are doing fun of themselves.
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>>160918970
>>160918544
There are only 3 pictures of Sasuke in the world: the team 7 one with him as a kid, the Akatsuki one in the OP and the one with the 5 Kages taken at the end of the Boruto movie.
Since the events of the movie didn't happened yet and the team 7 one includes Naruto, Sakura used the only picture of Sasuke available and tried to "photoshop" herself near him
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>>160919126

it's when balls are touching
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>>160919126
see >>160918839
Its whats currently being adapted, newfag.
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>>160918458

Why does she have a picture of him in his Akatsuki robe just hanging around the house? This would be like a german woman proudly displaying a picture of her husband in a nazi uniform.
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If sauce wants to revive is clan so much, why doesnt he have fuck loads of kids instead of 1?
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>>160918557
>due to grave misfortune
So now they're whitewashing Itachi's crimes too? I thought the whole point was that he wanted people to think it was him for the good of the village. Now you're just saying it happened because reasons?
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wonder how Hiashi's keikaku is coming along. Can he be second coming of Tobirama and wipe Uchicas for good?
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>>160919008
Who's she going to eye harvest? Her mom?
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>>160919163
can you give me a quick rundown on these guys?
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>>160919014
I think you mean
>deadbeatruto soon
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>>160919102
Question: Which of those would be retarded enough to start a conflict with a country that has a literal god as Kage and a second god roaming around like a wild animal just searching for people to obliterate if they ever dare to cause the first god any trouble? I mean, unless youre some space traveling bunny you wouldnt ever dare to even provoke that, right?
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>>160918458
Did Sakura also destroy her house in the manga? She's so fucking pathetic.
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Not watching Naruto this seems pretty fucked up, But I'm sure there is a good reason for it.

Sasuke seems cool at least.
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>>160918458
When the fuck did shikidai forget shadow paralysis jutsu? This makes me so mad.
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>>160919158
He wanted to revive it when he was a kid

After learning about Itachi and the planned coup, then Obito, and THEN Madara his stance has probably changed to "I don't really give a fuck anymore"
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>>160918813
oh anon, learn to read. I specified "delusional" pinkshitfags. clearly you are not. Carry. On.
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>>160919170
All you need is to find a way to access Obitos lab. Theres enough eyes for centuries.
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>>160919225
And himself.
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>>160919224
Does anyone else care about this? Nobody is mentioning it.
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>>160918458
It's not even a relatively recent picture
That's 16 year old sasuke who was a wanted criminal, absolutely pathetic
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>>160919045
Well it would look better for his boytoy actually if he'd said that he was an innocent child whose family was murdered by his elder brother, though Sauce is too in love with the guy to let Naruto shittalk him, and there's no way they can publically reveal the big truth of the Uchiha massacre without causing some shit
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>>160919045
Naruto got lucky he could just pass the blame of a lot of crimes and the war to Kaguya and her ayy lmao race
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>>160919235
I thought it was a forgone conclusion that any fan of pinkshit was to be hated/dismissed on sight. I suppose things aren't quite as grave as I thought.
Now imagine how much I'd be eviscerated if people found out I'm a filthy NSfag.
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Goddamn it Chouchou
Do you WANT to set a "Murdered to awaken Salad's MS" flag?
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>>160919182
>Otsutskis bow to them
>In contact with other ayys
>Actually Possess Tenseigan
>Control Konohoa through Hinata
>Own feudal lands outside of Konohoa
>will have a settlement in Kaguyas realms
>IQ over 215
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>>160918846
The village, and later Naruto are cheapskates, as shown by Naruto not even being able to treat his girlfriend to a fancy meal
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>>160919149
There's a pic of young adult sasuke and taka from his novel. Karin probably has it
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>>160919200
>retarded
There's your answer.
Alternately, they don't have to attack Fire Country or Konoha, just each other. And criminals won't stop being a problem because neither Sasuke or Naruto are omnipresent or omniscient. The fact that we don't know the state of the minor countries/villages leaves many possibilities open. After all, team Konohamaru will be expected to take on missions. They have to go somewhere.
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>>160919158
doesn't fucking care anymore.
Sauce wanted to revive his clan out of revenge, now he has no need for revenge. He is living out some private ronin fantasy.
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>>160918458
>Sasuke is never home even though he can come back whenever he wants to
>doesn't know what his daughter looks like
>his "date" with Sakura lasted 150 seconds
>they don't have even one picture together
How the hell does it even work? Even the simplest marriage ceremony should include one or two photos of the couple. Are they even properly married or did Sakura just arbitrarily decide she's Uchiha now? How did they even manage to have sex? Was it rape? Artificial insemination? Did ninja Jesus drag Sasuke into Sakura's lair?
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>>160919271
>It was all Black Zetsu's fault! He mind controlled Coolest Guy Obito!
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>>160918557
Very strange. Detective Salad needs to investigate more about the mystery of the Uchiha clans wipe out.
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shikadai forgot his main jutsu that he used in multiple episodes before this i quit this fucking show it's basically dbs now
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>>160919279
We won't eviscerate. Just, in the wise words of Hank Hill, we ask you firmly, yet politely, to leave.
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>>160919352
Who could have committed such a crime against an (((innocent and peaceful))) clan?
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>>160919251
>>160919224
He can use paralysis just fine, he can't however use the one that lets you pick things up and throw them.
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>>160918557
This reminds me about that time a couple of idiot parents thought it would be a good idea to sacrifice their unborn child to seal the soul of an evil maneating monster, and the rest of their peers instead of hailing their sacrifice and honoring the kid, they've started to mistreat and harass him due to an unjustified fear.
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>>160919299
That's the Akatsuki one Karin gave it to Sakura .
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>Sasuke can literally use time/space jutsu with his Rinnegan and warp several people to another dimension, but can't pop by to hug his daughter on her birthday
>Naruto sends a Shadow Clone that fails and drops the cake on his daughter's birthday

I want a comedy SoL spin-off about Orochimaru being a good father.
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gaide will be great
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>>160918458
What exactly are they teaching the kids at school? They know that Naruto and Co. are War heroes but they don't even tell them how the war started or what it was about? They also never mention Akatsuki anywhere? Otherwhise that picture of Sasuke wearing the clothes of mass murderes would be pretty awkward.
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>>160919347
Sasuke cummed in Naruto's ass during one of their meeting, Naruto used his jesus powers to keep semen alive and then shared some with Sakura so she can make a baby.
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>>160919352
>Sarada goes to an old bookstore that still has books from before Naruto's "Revised History" laws came into effect
>Finds out about Itachi
>Next time she meets Sasuke, she asks him about it
>Because he can't help himself, Sasuke goes on a rant about how Itachi was a good boy who dindu nuffin and it was all Konoha, Danzo and Obito's fault
>This leads to Sarada finding out about Obito, Madara and everything regarding Uchiha insanity
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>>160919402
he gave Mitsuki perfect body with sage powers he is a good dadmom
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>>160918458
It was at this moment that Sakura knew, she fucked up.
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KEKED
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>>160919215
>But I'm sure there is a good reason for it.
The reason is Sauce doesn't do pictures and probably hasn't been around long enough for Sakura to convince him to do one ever.
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>>160919224
There's a difference between Shadow Paralysis and the one that let's your shadow come off the ground and pick things up
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>>160919425
Wasn't one of the big goals of Naruto to break the whole "sins of our fathers" "cycles of violence" shit? If Sarada found out, it would defeat the whole purpose.
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>>160919402
>good mother (male)
FTFY
Also, seconded. Would watch the shit out of that.
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>>160919419
>One day, the evil Black Zetsu sent an Army of White Zetsus and zombies he summoned himself to awaken his mommy Kaguya and destroy the world
>Naruto and Sasuke, with the help of Kakashi and Obito the Coolest Guy managed to defeat him and save the day
>The end
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>>160919434
>Sent Mitsuki to Konoha in order to learn how to be a moral, upstanding ninja because he believes he can't raise Mizuki the way he hopes Mizuki turns out

Too bad about the whole induced amnesia thing he did.
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>>160919440

this is why you always pay for a professional house inspection before buying
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>>160919352
I want to believe that at some point in the future, there will be an arc where Salad goes on an actual 'journey' of some kind to learn all about the Uchiha because I doubt either Sasuke or Naruto is going to tell her
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>>160919479
Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. It's something the Naruto administration seems to have forgotten.
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>>160919419
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean, it's the same IRL, generic awareness of WW2 ends with "uuuuh, the guy with funny mustache and his hatred?"
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>>160919419
Probably because the larger details of the war would have some serious implications for Sakura and Sasuke

>They also never mention Akatsuki anywhere
Ultimately Akatsuki was just a blip on the radar
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>>160919498
Not really, everybody is taught about the Holocaust and all the other horrible things the Nazis did. Especially in Germany, they make no attempt to hide their history.
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>>160919419
How often would somebody who doesn't know about Sasuke's past even see that picture? It's not that weird
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>>160919497
I don't remember this kind of thing ever happening in Naruto though. They tended to be more like "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED HISTORICALLY, SO THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD CONTINUE"-autism. Plus, in 3D, has that ever actually helped?
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>>160919224
That was not shadow paralysis what he was practicing that was, shadow stitch.
Shadow paralysis is halting someones movement with their shadow, shadow stitch is using your shadow as a weapon.
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>>160919481
>Sakura doesn't get a mention
Yup, that sounds like the kind of story Naruto and Sasuke would come up with
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>>160919525
But nowadays we know Hitler dindu nothing wrong.
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>>160919523
> the puppet organization that fed Madara (Obito) 7/9 biiju.
> blip
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>>160919523
>the organization that nuked konoha
>blip on the radar
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>>160919525
People need to actually study the treaty of Versailles in its full bullshit and the state of preWWII Germany to have a better idea of the causes that led to the rise of national socialism.
As it is nowadays people believe either Satan used an evil spell to change the german population into monsters or Hitler had a secret brainwashing machine that turned everyone into a stoic-looking nazi soldier screamin AINZAINZAINZ.
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>>160919595
Oh yeah, I wonder if Naruto covered that one up too.
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>>160919238
Sasuke probably destroyed it
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>>160919481
The fucked up part is how this is true. They saw the public rections to previous terrorists like ROOT members and said "fuck that, just rerwrite history." and the absolute madman did it. Kakashi was an orwellian hokage.
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>>160919347
>Are they even properly married or did Sakura just arbitrarily decide she's Uchiha now?
They are properly married. Sakura has to show everyone the certificate since none believe her otherwise.
>How did they even manage to have sex?
It was quick, but Sasuke did it to apologize for the fact he was gonna leave for the next decade.
>Was it rape? Artificial insemination?
No. It was the good old way, but Sasuke never kissed Sakura
>Did ninja Jesus drag Sasuke into Sakura's lair?
It's possible
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>>160919614
Kek'd
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Why is SP so based?
>give Chocho an actual reason to doubt her lineage and go on a parents finding trip
>more Sakura bullying
>retcons Mitsuki, Sarada, and Chouchou meeting for the first time
>even after Chocho dismisses Mitsuki he's still there stalking them like a creep
I love them so much.
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>>160919615
I didnt even realize that it was a physically existing location. I always thought it was one of his dimensions. Ok thats unfortunate.
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2 AND A HALF MINUTES
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>>160919542
Speaking of Akatsuki and Nara senpai, anyone else looking forward to Shikamaru passing on Hidan's Pit guard-duty to Shikadai?
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>>160919158
He's gone full Black-Pilled MGTOW
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>>160919698
There is no Hidan's Pit duty, not outside of your head at least.
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>>160919687
Who do you think was counting? Sakura? Or did Sasuke sit down and go "okay, I only have 2.5 minutes before I have to run" and keep his word?
Also possible time-shenz genjutsu?
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>>160919573
Madara and Obito though were the only real things to come out of it though. The organization as a whole was just a sham
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Sell me on SasuSaku. What is there to enjoy?
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>>160919739
Oh? I thought I heard "something something Nara family lands" "something something you'll never leave this pit"
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>>160919649
>he just sits here with no food, staring at them
What the fuck is wrong with this snek?
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God damnit I just read the manga again and Dadruto is such a fucking cool guy. No wonder Sarada is all over his dick.
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>>160919158
It wouldn't surprise me if it turns out Naruto had to kick a couple of heads when Sarada was born that wanted to tie her up in a sack and throw her in the river.
Would even make sense since it would resonate with his own treatment he had to suffer as a kid.
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>ChoCho is prolly gonna be a sexy beast when she matures/loses weight

I was smart investing my waifu points on her.
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>>160919649
Yeah, they changed many things for stuff that made much more sense. I hope we see more new scenes later.
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>>160919781
Snek wants to understand those weird things called girls
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>>160919774
well first you have to find one attractive, and you have to self insert on the other. there is literally nothing else.
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>>160919774
The ride.
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>>160919750
>Sakura I have important things to go
>Just sit down with me for 2 minutes
>...
>Alright I have to go now
>Sasuke leaves
>Sakura looks at the clock and realizes he stayed with her 30 seconds more than he promised
>Go home with the biggest fucking grin on her face
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>>160919793
>It wouldn't surprise me if it turns out Naruto had to kick a couple of heads when Sarada was born that wanted to tie her up in a sack and throw her in the river.
>an Uchiha...with a vagina?!
It was a mad house.
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>>160919774
The comedy of course
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I like how Boruto didn't get angry but acted more like a tsundere when Salad was trying to call him out on his daddy issues. The bitch should take care of her own family problems first
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>>160919848
Thanks for the laughs, sempai
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>>160919860
Was "yeah... sorry" animated?
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>>160919804
She has the most personality of all the new gen kids.
She is also the least clone like of them all.
Remember when everyone thought she was the worst new kid of them all?
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>>160919781
Why did he even enter the ninja WcDonald in the first place? Does he get off looking at people who can eat?
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based snekboy
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>>160919893
>She has the most personality of all the new gen kids.

god damn dude she might be overweight but you don't have to put it like that
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>>160919848
This is canon to me now
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>>160919604
That's good and all. Naruto could have done something similar, taught kids all of the complex issues that lead to the Uchiha Massacre and the Shinobi World War. Instead he covers it all up and supresses information.
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Kek. And Saladfags said that she awakened her sharingan out of love. Salad confirmed for Coolest Girl.
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>>160919893
People only thought that because she is black and fat and sassy. Now however everybody loves her because she is black and fat and sassy.
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>>160919781
He has autism.
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>>160919893
Wow, she is much darker in manga.
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As expect Boruto feels so out of character.
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>>160918846
Socialism
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>>160919893
I used to think so. I still think red hair, black skin and yellow eyes is kind of a shitty really bad looking combo but I love her so much now.
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>>160919966
Stop being racist satan.
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>>160919953
She just is the first one to awaken it through happiness. Read the manga you can clearly see that she is happy in that moment.
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>>160919954
>given a sample of her in the manga
>is literal shit
>give her actual development in the anime
>wow this character is pretty good
Holy shit, who would've figured?
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>>160919774
the high qaulity romance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BpzL3WFuwI
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>>160919953
>implying love can't be a trauma
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>>160920005
(n)deep(n+2)me
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>>160920002
kekest of keks
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>>160919497
Oh believe me, (((they))) won't shut up about their "history" but we're going to repeat it anyway. This time for real.
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>>160918846
Simple, houses are expensive and she's more or less still a military doctor, not a private physician, or the owner of a for profit hospital. So she's still getting jounin pay, not raking in the big bucks. That means she's not going to have enough money up front to buy/build a house, but does have a enough money to get a decent loan for a nice house. Which works just as well, provided she doesn't chimp out and destroy it like she just did.
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>>160919992
>happiness
We see throughout the episode her eyes start fucking up whenever she thinks of how little she knows about sasuke. The notion that it was happiness and not the stress of meeting a father who may hate you for all you know is silly.
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>>160919992
When the show goes out of its way to confirm that the sharingan is only awakened like that and even shows it overlapped with her eye, one would think that the show is explaining why Sarada is about to awaken her sharigan. She is emotionally distressed, and she is desperate and delusional.
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What is even the basis for Sasuke and Sakura's relationship?

Hinata was the first person to be nice to Naruto, before even Iruka. She's been good friends with him for a long time too and Naruto was on good terms with Neji. And even that is sort of a stretch.

Meanwhile Sakura is a grown woman and mother and still acts like a lovestruck teenager that just fell in love with the popular guy at school. And Sasuke loves her despite constantly berating her and almost killing her.
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>>160919420
this is my head cannon know. thanks anon
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>>160919649
So if this guy doesn't eat what is he doing at a burger joint?
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>>160919537
>Plus, in 3D, has that ever actually helped?
Humanity keeps making the same mistakes, so yes.
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>>160919008
REMINDER THAT KAMUI IS THE MOST HAX ABILITY GRANTED BY THE MANGEKYO SHARINGAN
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>>160919985
ya goofed son
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>>160920067
>And Sasuke loves her
That's debatable
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>>160918846
Don't forget Naruto carried everyone through the 4th Ninja War and then had no money to take Hinata to a restaurant on their date.
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>>160920084
He faps to watching people eat. It's his hobby.
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>>160919781
He wants the Salad
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>>160920067
She fell in love with the cool kid.
Then she got a huge savior complex towards him.
In the end she attacked him while he was emotionally fragile and managed to snatch a couple of pity fucks.
Honestly no matter how much you try to embellish it, Sakura literally raped Sasuke trying to hook him with a kid and failed miserably at it.
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>>160920144
I can see thorough your false flagging purpleshit.
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>>160920144
as his faghag maybe.
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>>16091942
Bullshit because.Sasuke is clearly the girl in their homolust.
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>>160920144
I want to toss Salads salad.
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>Be ninja jesus powerful enough to conquer the world
>Save the world
>Get paid enough for two bowls of ramen and return to your small house while the businessmen live in giant mansions
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Officially sanctioned history under the Naruto regime
>Black Zetsu was a really bad creature that manipulated people into doing bad things in order to awaken his mommy
>He manipulated Madara into going bad
>He brainwashed Obito, the coolest guy, into being evil
>He brainwashed Itachi into murdering his clan, but Itachi was able to overcome the brainwashing enough to spare his brother because he loved him so much.
>Sasuke was a great guy, he left the village for a few years to train with respected Ninja scientist Orochimaru
>Sasuke killed Itachi, but managed to find out that it was all Black Zetsu's fault
>All Five Nations went to war against Black Zetsu, and his army of White Zetsus and Edo Tenseis controlled by the evil Mizuki
>Sasuke helped save the world from Black Zetsu's mother Kaguya, then he and Naruto had a fight for fun
>The Hyuga clan is the strongest in the Leaf
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>>160920216
Sometimes its the simpler things. If he wanted a bigger house he could literally snap his fingers otherwise the world is his bitch.
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>>160920189
that face looks familiar
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>>160920228
Everyone saying otherwise is Fake News
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>>160920067
>And Sasuke loves her
Lies. Sasuke loves Naruto. He tolerates everyone else.
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>>160920106
How can Tenten even compete?
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>>160920205
You can't toss Salad, she's borted to the floor
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>>160920228
Wow, Sasuke doesn't sound so bad.
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>>160920292
I'll throw you a pity laugh. Ha...haha....ha
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>>160920228
you know, back then i thought this guy was just memeing
then i saw this week's episode
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>>160920228
>"Gaara was clearly not thinking straight when he fought Sasuke and Sasuke was nice enough not to kill him"

-sand ninja


"Sasuke thought of killing the Raikage, but didn't in the end, he is a pretty chill guy"

-cloud ninja

>"Sasuke is a cool guy"

-various
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>>160918458
Is she insane?
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>>160920496

quite traumatized
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I bet Sakura really doesn't know shit about the stuff that Sasuke is doing. She must barely know something about him trying to gather info about Kaguya, but that is it.
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>>160920496
yes. honestly in the past i wanted naruto and sakura to get together, but as i got older i understood that no one deserves to live with sakura, bitch destroyed her own house just because her teenage kid wanted to know more about her dad
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>Get lost, Mitsuki
>Mitsuki sits next to them in plain sight and continues to eavesdrop

The absolute madman
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>>160920496
You're not insane as long as everybody shares your delusion. It's Sarada who is insane for not buying into them.
But don't worry, she'll see the light by the end of this arc.
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Who took that picture of Sasuke and why would they want to remember that Sasuke?
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>>160920561
think about how much more shit sakura would have gotten if she was a man and sasuke female
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>>160920561
That's because in reality, Sasuke is doing jack and shit. In the end, nothing he did had any effect on anything. The ay lmaos came anyway.
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>>160920228
Don't forget that the Six Paths of Pain were being controlled by Black Zetsu and not Nagato.
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>>160920228
Don't forget about the time Sasuke saved the kages during the kage summits from the evil Danzo and his nefarious plan to mind control all the kages with a sharingan genjutsu he stole from Sasuke's clan.
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>the only picture of Sasuke that Sakura has besides the Team 7 one as kids is a picture of EDGEMASTER-3000 KILL ALL LEAF NINJA Sasuke

God damn, I can't even bring myself to make fun of her, that is beyond depressing.
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>>160920613
Karin sent her that pic to rub in her face the fact that she had lived with Sasuke much longer than her, and Sakura in a desperate move to prove her daughter and friends that their marriage wasn't a lie, stuffed that photo into the frame, hoping that with that people would think that she was actually married and that it wasn't only an one night stand.
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>>160920578

deadbeat dad and unstable mother. someone should get the cpsnins involved
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>>160920721
This is the future she chose. It is her own fault.
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>>160919294
>girlfriend

He's cheating on his wife now? Jesus, how the might have fallen.
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>>160920747
Are you legit stupid? Fucking Simirefags.
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It really feels like Naruto is trying to whitewash and cover up all the shit Sasuke did.
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>>160920618
He would have been known as the biggest cuck in ninja history.
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>>160920580
As expected of best boy.
Actually he's been doing that for a while now. He keeps eavesdropping on people, but then the urge to speak comes and he comes out of hiding just to be like "The Byakugan is part of the three great doujutsus, it allows you to..." "In actuality, Einstein never said that, that was...". He's a cute mister exposition but really he's just a nerd who can't help but butt in whenever he hears shit while he's spying.
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>>160920794
Can you imagine if Sarada actually knew even a fraction of the true story? She'd probably change her mind and decide that not knowing her crazy edgelord father is for the best.
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>>160919026
Alternate reality.
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>>160920794
Sauce dindu nothin wrong. He was coolest dude like the other coolest guy, Obito.
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>>160920694
You can't admit Danzo was evil without explaining why Konoha had an ultra secret faction that was left unattended by three hokage. Black Zetsu did that too.
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>>160919026
>sengoku japan or some alternate reality ?

yes
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>>160920188
>>160920789
>purpleshit
>Simirefags
>no one is talking about Sumire
Still being an insecure autist as usual I see.
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>>160919158
Why would he need to revive it now that there's a truckload of Shins around to do the work for him?
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>>160920794
I don't know, I don't consider classified a white wash, maybe it was just a request of Sakura so Sarada wouldn't get bullied or hated.
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>>160920807
Honestly, he probably just wants to be included, which is why he's so happy when he gets roped into Boruto's crazy shenanigans and adventures.
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>>160920723
Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Taka have spent more time living with Sasuke than anyone else alive. Let that sink in.
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>>160919893
>Remember when everyone thought she was the worst new kid of them all?
Silent majority still think like that
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Wow, this episode showed Kohona is really a dystopia. Madara was right
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>>160920878
Kill yourself you fucking autist and go back to your reddit purpleshit containment board
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>>160920228
Saved
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>>160920723
Forget Karin, Sasuke spent years living with Kabuto and Orochimaru.
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>>160920902
>he probably just wants to be included, which is why he's so happy when he gets roped into Boruto's crazy shenanigans and adventures.
>boruto doesn't have Mitsuki's number and he doesn't know where Mitsuki lives
>couldn't invite him to go fish with Denki and the rest as a result
>mitsuki spent the whole day spying on them while they were having fun
That's sad.
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I'm still hoping we get some sort of explanation to how these two happened.
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>>160920228
>Edo Tenseis controlled by the evil Mizuki
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>>160921031
Why wouldn't you love Chouji you big faggot.
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>>160919440
Doesn't Sasuke own like thirty empty Uchicha houses? I mean there were a lot of them and now there are two.
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>>160921031
>skinny Chouji is literally Jesus
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>>160921090

split assets in a marriage. how sad.
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>>160921031
Chouji is literally the nicest guy and the biggest bro in existence, he's 100% husbando material.
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>>160919149
>the Akatsuki one in the OP
Am I supposed to believe that autist Sasuke took time out of his revenge obsessing to take a normal group photo with Taka?
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>>160921022
>boruto doesn't have Mitsuki's number
Oh yeah, they have cellphones now. It makes me remember
>Sasuke has a cellphone
>apparently calls Naruto from time to time
>never contacts Sakura
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>>160920106
Koto Amatsukami is way stronger, it's unbeatable.
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Is there a chance of a flashfoward appearing? I could see on happening when Salad meets Sasuke
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>>160920188
Go learn what falseflagging is, newfag
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>>160921090
Danzo bulldozed the place the minute he heard that Sasuke left and turned it into a parking lot.
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>>160920964
>he just learned all these memes this week
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>>160920939
>>160920978
I wonder if when the ayys invasion arc finishes Sasuke is going to have to go "on a mission" again to investigate some problem that won't happen in at least 10 years from that moment.
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>>160920964
It's cute how you try to imitate what most anons say to you for the bullshit you post.
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I'm really neutral on sasusaku, but one thing that annoys me is that every single piece of fanart i've seen shows them like a happy and loving couple/family...just how delusional do you have to be to see this and see anything happy?
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>>160921352
I can't understand what sasusakufags see in this family. It's terrible in every sense.
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>>160921293
Sasuke is never going to run out of reasons to avoid going home.
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>>160919358
You realize he was learning how to use the shadow to throw shit, so far he has only used the paralysis version.
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>>160921293
In the manga, right after the invasion he talks to Boruto about researching his hand seal. That is probably his newest excuse
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>>160920228
How do you think they tell the story of how the Leaf Village got nuked?
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>>160920794
To be fair, if all the shit that Sasuke did got out, Sarada and Sakura would come under fire too, especially Sarada.
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>>160921523
Like this >>160920685
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>>160921523
That was all Pain. Nothing to really cover up there.
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>>160921031
>I'm still hoping we get some sort of explanation to how these two happened.
Chouji means heavy. Karui means light.

That's it.

>>160921352
Most of those were probably made before Gaiden
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>mission so important he can't come home for 10 years straight
Ayyy
I really feel bad for the little Salad. It's like the story of your dead beat dad trying to buy cigarettes around the corner for years already. I'd be devastated too.
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>>160921122
Someone say 'best dad'?
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What I find the most amazing about Dadsuke is that he himself suffered from parental neglect and yet does the same thing to his daughter. Still Best Dad.
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Coolest guy did nothing wrong.
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>>160921198
You'd think he'd at the very least ask for pictures of his own daughter.
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>>160921764

people learn parenting from their parents
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>>160919284
it could explain why boruto manifested the tenseigan.
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>>160921764
He's neglecting her because he's hoping that if he does she won't be traumatized and won't develop CRAZINESS INDUCING CHAKARA.

That's why Sakura was so invested in seeing if Sarada had the Sharrigan, because if she does, then Sasuke literally has no reason to stay away and she can get Naruto to drag him back to the village as his only excuse is gone.
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>>160921766
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>160921766
He just set the example for Salad.
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>>160921031
karui got what she wanted
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>>160921766
This is true. Check the history books approved personally by the Seventh Hokage if you don't believe it
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>>160921583
But Naruto became friends with Nagato with the power of UNDERSTANDING and Talk no Jutsu. He can't let him be remembered as a bad guy.
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>>160921833
>He's neglecting her because he's hoping that if he does she won't be traumatized and won't develop CRAZINESS INDUCING CHAKARA.
Source? This looks like delusion.
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>>160921771
>>160921764
As much as I love to meme about Pinkshit being a cuck and Sasuke being a deadbeat dad, it is actually crystal clear that Sasuke is really just a bad father. Zero ways around it.
He is sniffing around a barely existing threat for over a decade while possessing a literal portal gun in his eyes with which he could travel home in an instant and see his family at least once every now and then.
But refuses to do that.
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>>160921782
But Sasuke had good father figures in Itachi and Shisui though
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>>160921850
I kind of wish that Konan had lived and she and the Hidden Rain had been awkward allies with the other villages during the War.
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>>160921941
>Itachi
>Good father figure
kek
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>>160921663
>diabetus
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>>160921927
It's a joke you fucking retard. Of course it's one that's not too far fetched because of Uchiha biology.

Go back to MAL or ANN
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>>160921764
-Sauce is autistic. He doesn't really know how love is supposed to work
-It's probably better (in his mind) that he stays away to keep Sarada from going through some bad juju (in his mind) the same way he did
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>>160918458

Why did I hate ChoCho on the manga(s) but love her in the anime??
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>>160921972
Pre-Massacre, yes, Itachi was one
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>>160922004

look at the kids he raised
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>>160921944
I really wanted that to happen as well. Imagine reading chapter 700 when Naruto goes to the kage summit and it turns out that Konan is now a Kage as Naruto did what he promised to do and made sure that the smaller villages, especially the rain, got equal representation to the 5 Great Nations
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>>160922001
I still dislike her in the anime, though SP made her reason to "search for her father" more believable, she is still acting like a retard.
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>>160922056
Yeah, by ignoring all of the small villages, Kishi only proved Pain right.
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>>160922001
She has a voice actress who is nailing it
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>>160922001
Because you were introduced to her being an ungrateful little cunt in the manga while in the anime you know her enough to tell that scene is not reflective of her personality.
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>>160921987
I have seen the same argument before like >>160921989's and it doesn't seem like a joke, but whatever.
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>>160922056
>as Naruto did what he promised to do and made sure that the smaller villages, especially the rain, got equal representation to the 5 Great Nations
That would require Kishi to not be making shit up as he went along. But make shit up he did. pretty sure he was more concerned with finally ending it rather than writing a good ending.
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>>160921989
That is borderline retarded, even for the standard of Sasuke's plans. As a single child 'raised' by an immature single mother, Salad is attracting bad juju left and right. It's practically a given that Sasuke'a plan will blow up in his face
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>>160921090
See how the family tree >>160918557 has people marrying into the clan at points? Most Uchiha assets probably went to those non-Uchiha relatives after the massacre. The Uchiha clan would have had some buildings and lands and bank accounts held in common for the clan, then all the individual Uchiha would have had their own privately held houses and bank accounts. When they were all killed, legal heir to those private properties and accounts would be the closer relatives. All the aunts and uncles and first and second cousins on the out-clan mother's side would get priority over Sasuke the distant relative who's connection is 5-6 generations back or more.
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>>160922041
Sasuke seemed to be a very good child pre-Massacre
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>>160918458
> Sakura went to the trouble to find a wall that looks like the one in Taka's photo to make it look like they were taken at the same time
> Sakura keeps a photo of Sasuke where he is wearing the Akatsuki cloak, an organization responsible of hunting and killing jinchuuriki, destroyed her village, which wanted to kill one of her friends and which is responsible of the deaths of Ino's, her best friend, teacher and father
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>>160922056
Maybe the 5 Kage Summit is like the G8 and there is now a Ninja UN where all villages can have a say.
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>>160922200
They deserve each other.
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>>160918524
She pasted her photo over Karin and never told Sarada about the woman that helped Sakura give birth and who considers her a friend
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>>160922200
To make things even worse, she could have easily just cut out/hid the bottom half of the picture so that the Akatsuki cloud isn't visible.
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>>160922200
Of course, as we have already seen many many times Sakura is not the type to think about the consequences of her actions, and neither Sasuke is.
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>>160922249
>who considers her a friend
Shit, I forgot Karin thinks they are friends, and doesn't know Sakura basically hid her existence to Salad. Why is Sakura such a terrible human being?
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>>160922130
>>160922084
Not only that, but the Samurai have yet to appear in any post-war material despite helping to organize the shinobi alliance and being a big part of the war.

>>160922238
That makes sense, and I really hope that they expand on something like that, but so far it's only really focused on the 5 Great Nations.
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>>160922141
Why are you saying it's Sauce's plan?

It's probably Kakashi's. The one thing Senju/Uchiha war taught is that, if you have a disliked loner who is prone to brooding and power trips, you don't let him out. Never, ever.
Hashirama let Madara go and it ended in two genocide-scale conflicts.
What you should to is install family in the village, so you have a leverage when he gets into "why don't I just put entire village to sword?" phases.
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>>160922249
Holy shit I never realized how wrong this. How can Sakura fail so hard at being a woman, a wife, a mother, AND a friend? It's not even funny at this point it's just ridiculous.
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>>160920106
not as long as the susanoo exists
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>>160919014
>More Sunahara
No thnks
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>>160922401
She is supposed to be best friends with Naruto, yet Naruto didn't hear a word from her when she got pregnant.
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>>160922401
at this point kishi just doesn't give a shit, he always said he was gonna do something big with sakura, never delivered, his inspiration for sakura is his wife, I dunno how she hasn't divorced him yet, how can someone fail this hard at writing romance? There are 0 romantic moments between sasuke and sakura, why the fuck not let sakura accompany him on his journey? that was the perfect chance and he was having none of that.
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>>160919774
Self insertion for girls that think Naruto is a shojo where the good girl wins the hot bad boy nobody else can fix
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>>160922249
Karin delivered her child, sent glasses to said child, and sent the only updated photo of said child's father until the events of gaiden.
>>160922401
It's just her character. Sakura has screwed over or almost screwed over multiple friendships: Ino, Hinata and Naruto with that fake confession, Karin.
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How long is Boruto supposed to last?
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>>160921850
She wanted to die
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>>160922545
Forever is possible
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>>160922401
She's always been shitty to her friends. Even though Ino protected her from bullies and helped her stand up for herself, she abandoned her because it turned Ino had a crush on Sasuke too (just like every girl that wasn't Hinata).
Karma is a bitch, and now Sakura got Sasuke but is miserable, while Ino has an objectively better husband that's a decent father.
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Aren't there any decent parents in this fucking series?
I swear half of the kids in the village will grow up with psychological problems because awful raising
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>>160922545
2 min with sumire

+999999 min with sarada
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>>160919975
Her color palette looks much better with the white kimono, the pink clothes just clash
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>>160922444
Only if its just Salad and Naruto. I could do without pink shit.
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>>160922578
You are reversing the roles there dude. Remember whose daughter is Sarada?
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>>160922399
If it's Kakashi's plan, then it makes sense how terrible and ill-thought-out it is. And Madara had family in the Village, and even then, he wanted to nuke it
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>>160918557
Do they seriously use a STAMP to mark out deaths? It's exactly the same cross on each of them. Heck, they have different sized stamps for some inordinate reasons.

They got so tired of crossing out names it became more efficient to make a stamp for it.
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>>160922576
Only Sarada has parent that are terrible by choice. Everyone else has a happy and caring family. Even Sumire had good parents that cared for her before her mother died and her father went crazy, but that wasn't their fault. Naruto only has an important job, but he is still here for his family on his free time and when his family needs him the most.
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>>160922576
The only decent parents in the series are Choji, Sai, Rock Lee, and Oro. And the fact that practically everyone is a crappy parents somewhat explains the fact why the birth rate is so low; all the emotionally mature people realize that will be bad parents and subsequently do not reproduce, while the emotionally immature do not realize that and do reproduce
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>>160921478
They are too invested in the fantasy so they have to delude themselves into thinking they are happy... You know, exactly what Sakura does. It's why they defend the gaiden and claim nh/hinata fans are jealous of ss, it's a defense mechanism.
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>>160921031
Is it me or Karui has that DB saiyan chick VA
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>>160922766
Beautiful
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>>160922578
Salad pls
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>>160922766
kek
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>>160922766
That's great!
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This episode sure had quality.
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>>160922766
I'm new to these threads cause I expected shit but instead I got way too many new edits, bless your artism anons.
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>>160922766
Kek, perfect. The only woman in Naruto's life is the Gluttony Queen.
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cute sarada is cute
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>>160922401
>mom who is this woman?
>shes associate to a mass murderer who experiments on children and all sorts of creatures who, for some wicked reason, got away with everything

>mom what about daddy?
>he tried to kill me multiple times, tried to kill the kages, tried to eradicate the village and tried to kill naruto, he never ended up killing anybody though so its fine

Dont know, shes a shit character but I can kinda understand why she wanted to keep all of this a secret. Telling your daughter that all her relatives and fathers friends are massmurdering psychpaths is probably something you should wait for until they are older.
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>>160922518
You just reminded me that Sakura went to fake confess to Naruto after finding out Hinata was in love with him. What if Naruto believed her? Was she going to date him knowing she didn't love him in front of the girl that did?
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>there are people above the age of 12 who shipped narusaku
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>>160922886
G L U T T O N Y Q U E E N
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>>160922940
Well an attempt is being made, I guess. Still worse """""relationship""""".
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>>160922924
To add insult to injury, thos would be after Sakura hugged Naruto in front of the village who now accepted him because he saved their asses, in front of the girl that almost died to save him and who is in love with him. So from Hinata's point of view, Sakura realized she wanted Naruto because Hinata confessed.
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>>160919045
>>160919162
Yeah both Naruto and Sasuke have a massive duty and honor boner for Itachi. Itachi was content to let the village revile him forever, but you just know that Naruto and Sasuke would never let that fly after what they learned.

Also it was all Danzo's fault anyway
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>>160919045
Uchiha park when?
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>>160922915
>>mom who is this woman?
A companion of your father in his youth, my dear. She is a good friend of mine.
>>mom what about daddy?
Sarada, your father is doing a very important mission for the village and humanity's sake. He can't come back at the moment, but he will eventually. Be proud of your father!

She doesn't have to explain everything. She's just stupid and can explain basic shit to a kid.
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>>160919162
>>160919045
>>160919495
>>160919425


Current history book probably say that, Uchiha Madara (Obito) came back and turned some Uchiha clan members evil. Saint Itachi in his kindness and not wanting to see the village harmed killed the evil family members. Unfortunately by the time he killed the very few evil ones Madara had killed the other 99% of the clan. Saint Itachi not wanting to worry the people told the 3rd Hokage to blame the whole thing on Itach so that he could hunt down Madara without other leaf ninja trying to avenge the clan. Tragically he died before completing his mission.
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>>160922886
Bet she slurps down Naruto's sperm as easily as noodles.
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>>160923038
>sorry i cannot understand what you mean
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>>160919200
This is a good post, anon. I love how you describe Naruto and Sasuke it made me lol so great job.
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>>160923071
So you call her trash for not telling Sarada anything, but you would consider it to be OK for her to lie/knowingly withhold information like this? Dunno, seems like you simply hate the character beyond reason. Which means that no matter what course of action she had chosen youd have bitched as a result of it.
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>>160921215
It has a between 1 month to 1 year reload time.

But yes it is the strongest at full power.
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>>160922915
Sakura doesn't have to tell Sarada any of that.
>mom who is this woman?
>She's an old colleague of your father's from before you were born. She and I became great friends. In fact, she delivered you and sent your glasses after you got sick.
Or this >>160923071

>>160922924
She was going to irreparably ruin both of their lives is what would have happened.
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>>160918458
I don't even like Sakura, but this makes me feel terrible.
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>>160918458

kinda annoyed that Bort regressed to Kishi's bratty version.

Anime/SP's Bort is by far more likeable.
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>>160923268
Chunnibort return arc when?
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>>160922582
This. His Sarada was built for sex, but he draws his older women as giant sacks of lard.
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>>160923236
You shouldn't feel terrible anon. She literally chose this life for herself.
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>>160920561
>I bet Sakura really doesn't know shit about the stuff that Sasuke is doing. She must barely know something about him trying to gather info about Kaguya, but that is it.

Sasuke barely knows what he's doing, either.
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>>160919140
So purple hair is trying to win the Burrito Bowl in order to save the world?
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>Hey Salad, how come your dad is never home?
>I SAID HE'S ON AN IMPORTANT MISSION
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>>160918930
Headpats from Toad sages must have some sort of mental healing power.
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>>160923374
Cant sasuke teleport trough time and space anyways?
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>>160923374
>But why doesn't he ever call or send letters?
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>>160923416
>>160923428
S-shut up! He is very busy protecting the village!
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>>160923428
despite being the top student back in the academy days, sasuke never learned how to write
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>>160923428
If he ever did, it'd would probably be very brief like congratulations.
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>>160921858
one out of three ain't bad?
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>>160923500
What specifically has he done to protect the village while he was wandering?
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>>160923416
Lets leave that aside for now.
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>>160923562
He helped when the moon wanted to give the world a hug but that's about it.
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>They are actually covering up history of the Uchiha clan.
THANKS NARUTO
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>>160922399
>Hashirama let Madara go

Hey, he killed that nigga and gave the body to his brother! Not his fault Madara used Sharingan reality-rewriting bullshit and Kage Bunshin in a way that's impossible to escape death and discovery.
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>>160923594
But that wasn't wandering, he returned to the Village for that one.
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>>160922413
>not as long as the susanoo exists

Kamui > Susano'o, and Kamui Susano'o is the strongest Susano'o.
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>>160923595
Whats the alternative?
Salads life is essentially like a Hitlers daughter going to public school.
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>>160923595
*kakashi
Naruto is just pushing his status quo.
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I never finished Naruto. What happened to Suigetsu and Juugo?
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>>160923416
>Cant sasuke teleport trough time and space anyways?

The anime implies that he only learned how to do this recently, and his Rinnegan isn't optimized for teleportation like Obito's so it's not something he can do casually.

Still no excuse for never coming home in 10 years when he wasn't actually accomplishing anything wandering around the wilderness.
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>>160923781
They got salaryman jobs working for Orchimaru along with Karin.
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>>160923781
They still hang with Orochimaru, Juugo seems to be helping Kabuto run an orphanage
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>>160923781
They hang out with Orochimaru and Karin
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>>160918557
Is Obito on the list?
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>>160923683
The Leaf covered up the Nine Tails yet everybody knew it was Naruto anyway, why is this cover-up so effective when thousands of people saw the Uchiha fucking shits ruin everything?
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hahaha...notice how everyone has loving parents except for Sumire
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>>160923535
>Orochimaru sends video
>Sasuke sends one word handwritten message

Somebody got his heart broken.
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>>160923891
She has Shino now, she'll be ok.
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>>160923891
Sumire doesn't need parents, she has the fans.
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>>160921588
Chouji means butterfly or something if I am correct
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>>160923781
Who?
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>>160923912
At least he didn't bake the cake for the wedding like Onodera
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Why is Sakura's home (apartment? lol) so fucking empty? There's literally nothing there.
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Why did they make Karui look old?
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Sasuke's brain is incredibly fucked up from all the mind rape from Itachi plus the evil brain chakra overdosing from him being an edgy fuck for years.
The guy could barely manage to awkwardly hug his own daughter, and he thinks a finger poke to the head is a act of endearment, he's got maximum autism.
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why is sarada being so mean to her mom holy shit what an ungrateful bitch
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>>160923992
It seems like nobody is barely at the house in general.
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>>160923912
I'm still convinced that Sasuke doesn't even know the name of Naruto's wife.
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>>160923595
Uchihas dindu nuffin
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>>160923546
Chouji is very handsome
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>>160924045
His face in that panel never fails to crack me up. Also Sakura looks like an actual fucking man there.
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Remember when the sharingan wasn't supposed to be able to see through taijutsu?
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>>160919774
Have ever read a amateur shoujo story about a bad boy and a good girl who falls for him and turns bad herself for no reason and you just continue reading to see if they somehow explain why?
it's like that, also sasuke he's so cool and sakura the beautiful has pink hair
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>>160923912
I can guarantee you that the Congratulations message from Sasuke is framed somewhere in Naruto's house.
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>>160923891
But Sumire's mom loved her. Her classmates love her too.
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>>160924049
She's like 12, and Sasuke is objectively a terrible husband and father. Sarada is justified in asking those questions, especially since Sakura keeps evading them and reacts with violence.
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As much fun as it is to see the suffering arc get animated i just want to get to the manga stuff already.
Feels like i have been stuck in a time loop for half a year.
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>>160924093
Remember when the Sharingan was supposed to be an evolution of the Byakugan?
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>>160924130
>Kaguya
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>>160924117
With the current pacing we reach the manga stuff next year.
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Please describe the whole Naruto Classic and Shippuden plot in 10 words or less so I don't have to watch it.
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I wonder if Chocho has ever faced any discrimination for being black.
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>access to data concerning Sasuke Uchiha is restricted

wow scumbag naruto
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>>160924091
Kishimoto just can't draw attractive women. His men have always been cuter.
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>>160924130
>an evolution of the Byakugan?
no. It was more like a rival. or sister. Byakugan could take on taijutsu. Sharingan could take on gen and ninjutsu. both had the effect of advanced vision with the byakkugan edging it out. then kishi went full retard and made the sharegan part of the eyes of god while the byakkugan became the ayylmao eyes.
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>>160924091
>I dont even know this kid
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>>160924093
>Remember when the sharingan wasn't supposed to be able to see through taijutsu?

No, it was mentioned that it could see through nin, gen, and taijutsu right at its introduction. Rock Lee brought up that seeing through taijutsu is useless if your body can't keep up, but that's true for the other two, too.
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>>160924211
Dumb kid wants to become Ninka King. He does.
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Why Sacuckra is so fucking dislikeable? I want to punch her face until it becomes a pancake.
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>>160924211
My pain is greater than yours.
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>>160924192
Wasn't Gaiden suppose to be only like 4-5 eps?
The movie arc can't take any more then 5 unless we get more filler (not that im complaining).
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>>160924130
Kakashi said "it's rumored that the origins of the Sharingan lie with the Byakugan," i.e. they came from the same place, not that one came from the other.
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>>160924211
Sasuke leaves to kill everyone, but Naruto kicks his ass.
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>>160919360
Well, I'm not native to /a/, so I don't think you have anything to worry about, anon. I came here today out of sheer boredom.
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>Sakura resorts to physical violence when stressed

this is especially worrying considering her strength... has she ever beaten sarada?
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>>160924211

Naruto classic is decent-ish.

Shippuden and Boruto is shit, so avoid.
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>>160924211
Naruto and Sasuke love is obstacled by edgelords and aliens
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>>160924211
Actually pretty decent because Sumire isn't in it.
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>>160923891
She could be worse off. She could be Sarada.
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>>160924237
I always thought that Konan was pretty attractive
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I hope Salad finds her real momma
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Shizune is still pretty cute.
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>>160924390
Forgot pic
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>>160923891
>>160924160
>hahaha...
>lmao
>m8
(You) have to go back.
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>>160924211
Village idiot wants to be leader. Becomes a god.
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>>160919134
>Sasuke will die or become blind
before boruto is done
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>>160924417
She should try and nab a husband before it's too late.
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>Kakashi didn't wife up Shizune

why are all the important men in this show gay
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>>160924467
Go back, newfag
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>>160924237
His men and women are barely different, you can add tits to most male characters and get a girl, same works in reverse.
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>>160924237
Sakura look pretty nice here though.
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>>160924494
Kakashi chose the path of the wizard despite being handsome as fuck.
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>>160922028
Threesome with Boruto when?
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>>160924290
>>160924302
>>160924326
>>160924360
>>160924369
>>160924442
>>160924361
Thanks, bros. I am now intelligent enough to post here
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>>160924536
Summerfags are the worst
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>>160918458
>>160919860
>>160920002

Man, you made lot of fun of NaruSaku fujos but if this is "winning" I actually wouldn't want having a ship confirmed. This is punishing everyone who ever liked any of those characters.

Also,
>2.5 minutes

How long did it take to conceive the kid then? What kind of genjutsu did Sauce use to go through with it?
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>>160922028
The Hyuga are Konoha's best girls.
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>>160924692
Back to tumblr
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>>160918458
Sarada was a cute kid
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>>160921915
Nagato and Pain are completely different people in revised ninja history.
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While the Sarada arc is going to be comedy gold, I am not looking forward to Chocho being annoying as fuck with her "ARE YOU MY DAD?" bullshit.

Hopefully the anime will tone this down.
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>>160924680
>What kind of genjutsu did Sauce use to go through with it?
kinda like the one that Itachi did to his gf
then he probably put his sperm into tube and leave it there after casting the genjutsu
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>>160918458
I really have to say that their relationship is really miserable. Its incomprehensible how sakura accepts the fact that her husband is never around. Sakura is essentially a single mother. Their relationship is so terrible that it actually makes me feel awkward just seeing all of this.

At least Sarada is cute and fun. They should just kill off sakura and sasuke, it would make sarada's story far more interesting.
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>>160924091
>I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub!
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>>160923289
When his Tenseigan activates for real.
Nothing but belt, zippers and chunni poses.
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>Not sorry for intimidating you with an earth-shattering punch aimed like a foot in front of you though
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>>160924390
Go away, Pan!
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>>160923815
in the gaiden, didn't Sasuke say something about his eye powers "returning" because he spent so much time the dimensions which take chakra.
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>>160924216
At least she's not an Uchiha
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>>160925096
Yeah, his Rinnegan had lost its tomoe and he couldn't use Mangekyou Sharingan in the other eye. He was stuck using regular Sharingan and switcheroo Rinnegan short range teleportation.
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>>160921161
I'm assuming it was Karin's idea.
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Best girl.
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>>160924237
This >>160924513 Kishimoto always kept the gender dimorphism to a minimum. Look at >>160924045.Sasuke and Sakura are literally the same person. They just have different hair and clothes.
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>>160921031
Mutual body issues. Small chest and fat guy have something to bond over.
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>Naruto banned everything that would make sasuke look bad
>He probably blamed everything that happened on Zetsu or Kaguya and even made new History books about how it was all them
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>>160925238
His art is ugly. Sakura and Kushina were both suppose to be really beautiful, but they're both average. The only beautiful woman Kishi really drew was Tsunade and that's because he gave her lipstick.
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>>160923595
As opposed to leaving it out there and the entire village treat Salad like they did little Naruto?
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>>160918458
>She proudly puts her picture next to one of Sasuke in a fucking Akatsuki robe

Holy fuck, how demented is Sakura?
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>>160922882
Kill yourself and don't reincarnate until you've watched all the fillers between the Sasuke retrieval arc and the beginning of Shippuuden.
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>>160919008
I love how there's a fucking BOOK that explains how the Sharingan works. That'd have been pretty helpful in part I.

Also the fact that they have to explain that mental trauma is literally required for you to activate it. This is the most depressing ability.
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>>160925209
>Karin can get Sasuke to stop his autism for a second to take a picture with his team
>Sakura, his wife, can't even get him to take a picture with her
Makes you think
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>>160925271
Well everything being Zetsu's fault is kind of true
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>>160919158
Why do you think he's gone all the time? There's an Uchiha baby in every village now.
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>>160921766
Naruto pls
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>>160919282
There needs to be a village mandate to keep cho-cho alive. She's only allowed to eat the healthiest potato chips. Or else Salad will declare bloody war on the potato chip factory or something.
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>>160924802
>>160924680

Sasuke is just in character, isn't he? Nobody would believe him a "loving husband and father" after the timeskip anyway. He chose Sakura as a brood mare just because she was the only female willing to put up with such cold and uncaring treatment.
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>>160925535
>she was the only female willing to put up with such cold and uncaring treatment.
Karin says hi.
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>>160919347
I really enjoy the mental image of Sakura holding sasuke down and forcing herself on him while he just lies there looking bored.
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>>160925559
Didn't Karin have a moment of enlightment at some point in the manga after Sasuke tried to kill her? Or was that Sakura? It blends together already.
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>>160925568
Oh damn, Sakura used to have that shtick with "inner Sakura" voice, probably was the most interesting part of her "personality".
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Who was this handsome man?
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>>160925650
it was a part 1 thing and it pretty much died after chunin exam arc
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>>160924211
>Naruto
>watch this kid try to become a great ninja warrior!

>Nartuo Shippuden
>this was a show about ninjas, now it's about demigods

>Boruto
>bunch of demigods try and fail to make functioning families
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>>160925669
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>>160919440
>Work 12 hour shifts every day, maybe more
>Still come home and do chores
>Your daughter has now convinced herself you're not her real mom
>You throw a temper tantrum and accidentally destroy your house and all your appliances in a house that you haven't even paid off the loan for.
>Admitted into Ninja hospital (which is probably free, to be fair) while your daughter runs around with her fat friend to find her "real mom"

Salad's suffering but holy shit Sakura's got it bad too. I wanna give her a damn hug.
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I bet my ass Kishi just hates Sakura and wants to make her suffer.
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>>160918557
>grave misfortune

DINDU NUFFIN'
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>>160925682
>>bunch of demigods try and fail to make functioning families
Nauto is going all Zeus and will start raping women and leaving demigod kids all over the place soon
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>>160925716
got what she deserved
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>>160918458
Does Sakura even have a single friendship that she doesn't shit all over for the sake of Uchiha dick?
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>>160925061
>newfag is still going
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>>160925716
There's no bare feet allowed here, please control yourself next time
>>
THIS THREAD IS STILL ACTIVE
>>160918469
>>160918469
>>160918469
MIGRATE HERE
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>>160920561
Sasuke's probably out drinking with dozens of bitches in his lap every night.
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>>160923669
what would happen if a Kamui Shiruken came into contact with the Yata Mirror? Would it be like some "unstoppable force vs immovable object" type shit?
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Most attractive female characters are Mabui, Karui, aunt Hanabi, Kurenai and Tsunade.

Special mention to Sakura since she looked good in this family portrait >>160924546 along with the illustration featured in her novel. In the actual manga she was drawn bland most of the time.
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>>160925646
No. She practically came when he gave her a half-ass sorry. Don't you remember this creepy scene?
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>>160925832
RIP
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>>160925756
No, she didn't.
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Ok so, what even was the whole inner sakura thing? why did that exist? why did it just suddenly stop? I mean, apparently it was some sort of second personality as said in the Ino vs Sakura battle, did kishimoto ever explain what that Inner sakura thing even was?
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>>160925234
Chou-Chou single handedly got me back into Naruto. Every time she appears is a breath of fresh air.
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>>160925057
If Sakura wanted her dead she'd be dead. Salad knows that.
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>>160921850
Shit, I understand that she had to die cuz all team jiraiya is dead but it's still sad as fuck she was one of the best girls
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>>160922578
I laughed
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>>160925919
Isn't that a regular thing in Anime?
Like that inner voice Japs won't let out because they have to be all humble and reserved etc?
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>>160925832
Y'know I thought Sakura was meant to be intentionally kind of plain, but then I remember that at the beginning of the show they treated her like she was actually super cute.
I do kinda miss when Kishimoto would give Sakura heavy makeup on cover art as a way to show her vanity.
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>>160925882
Maybe that's why he chose Sakura. Less insane genes for the Uchiha bloodline. If Salad really isn't Karin's kid as was implied in this strange arc.

Also, lol, doesn't look like Sauce can produce a son which means Uchiha clan will disappear in time. As it should be.
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>>160918846
You probably run out of money fast when you keep destroying stuff every time you get mad. I'm betting this is not the first time considering she has a short temper.
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>>160925919
Kishi probably tried to give some interesting trait to Sakura to make her less bland, but later just stopped giving a fuck.
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>>160924045
Sakura looks like she's a battered housewife and Sasuke looks disgusted at his wife, his daughter and the meal in front of him. Salad is just making the best of a bad situation, isn't she?
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>>160925919
Does Salad have an inner Salad? If so, what are the chances that it is the mental personification of Salad's heavily suppressed Uchiha DARKNESS?
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Kishi just hates Sakura with a passion lol, what kind of marriage is this?

Actually I enjoy every bit or her suffering

ALL BOW TO GLUTONNY QUEEN
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>>160925919
I heard Kishimoto used inner Sakura to prove how Sakura was actually feeling to try and connect with teenage girls. Teenage girls in Japan told Kishimoto hated her for this though, so Kishimoto dropped it, hopping to improve her likability, but people still hated her and I guess he eventually stopped caring about Sakura as a character.
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>>160926127
*Teenage girls in Japan told Kishimoto that they hated her for this though.
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>>160919158
Remember all those early fanart that had Sakura spitting out Uchiha babies? It's hilarious in hindsight.
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>>160922249
>>160922401
>the woman that helped Sakura give birth
Honestly, i still think Sakura is not the mother. It's very clear that Sasuke doesn't actually care about her, even by the end of the manga. He says it himself that he doesn't give two shits about her.

But i think the most convincing argument is... how the hell would Sakura give birth outside the village, and why? they would not send a pregnant woman ready to give birth on a mission. It makes NO sense for Sakura to give birth outside, let alone on a orochimaru hideout.
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>>160924045
>Sasuke
>Autistic

Is Sasuke now /ourninja/?
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>>160926127
>>160926161
Heh, He was too on the nose. Girls didn't like having a mirror held up to them like that.
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>>160926061
> thought Sakura was meant to be intentionally kind of plain
Nah, she was suppose to be a cute girl. It's just Kishi doesn't know how to draw female characters that well and admits this. Naruto, Rock lee, Jiriaya, and that one guy she healed all thought she was attractive. He can draw her better these days though.
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>>160922984
I must say, they at least TRY to explain why Sasuke doesn't go back to the village. It is implied that too many people would try to attack it to have the sharingan.

Which doesn't make much sense, considering Sarada lives there.
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>>160926258
I think they explained that it was legal reasons? Like Sasuke was not yet a member of the leaf Village anymore or something like that? I honestly can't remember.
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>>160926258
She wasn't sent out on a mission though. She left the village to find Sasuke. Sarada is her real daughter. Get over it.
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>>160926127
Teenage girls in Japan (and elsewhere) would hate Sakura no matter what. If she is not an edgy bishonen they can drool over, then she better be at least a Mary Sue. They don't need a character to put up a mirror for them. Same reason why most shoujo heroines are not popular among female fans.
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>>160925819
Kamui Shuriken would win. Kamui and Hiraishin were able to forcibly teleport Gudou-dama away from Madara even though those things nullify all ninjutsu.
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>>160926371
Well Sarada hasn't activated hers yet. I'm not 100% sure how this works but I think when you take a sharingan out you'd have it at it's current capacity. So to take her eyes would basically be starting at square 1.
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>>160926258
Huh? We don't know even know if Sakura was pregnant when she left the village to find Sasuke. All we know is that is wasn't a mission, and she left by her own accordance. Also her water broke when traveling which is why she gave birth in the hide-out. Did you even read Gaiden?
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>>160926391
>heavily pregnant
>need to go out to the jungle now to find my babby daddy who left me

For what purpose? So he can hold her hand while she gives birth?

There is just no redemption for Sakura anywhere.
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>>160924067
- Oh, Sasuke-kun
- hi there..... Sakura.
- I'm Hinata
- oh.. hi.
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>>160918734
It's in siddham characters, i guess they MIGHT make sense ?
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>>160923050
Hinata didn't almost die saving naruto, she DID die (she was just revived). Makes Sakura look even worse desu
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>>160924067
did they even had a conversation before bort's movie?
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>>160926560
It was never stated that she was pregnant during this time though.
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>>160926503
I don't think a pregnant woman would just wander around aimlessly, even if somehow she could.
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>>160926665
She didn't actually die. She was fine after Sakura healed her. I guess having Naruto forgive Pain while his future wife had just been killed by him would have been too much.
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>>160926565
That would explain so much.
>wait, so who is Sakura married to?
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>>160926565
>>160926796
im now convinced Sakura somehow stole Sasukes sperm
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>>160921198
I don't know if he has a cellphone but he does send messages with birds. I can't think of any reason he could not contact Sakura or Sarada.

It certainly isn't to hide them from enemies of the Uchiha considering Sakura plasters the Uchiha symbol everywhere she can get her hands and Sarada has the Uchiha name instead of Haruno.
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>Naruto doesn't want Salad to be infected by the Uchiha evil
>Let's Sakura raise her
He should've just adopted her.
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>>160926885
Bad forced drama.
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>>160926729
Why else would she leave the village willingly and put her child? She has no motivations, character traits or plots left other than "Sasuke-kun".
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>>160926922
*put her child into danger
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>>160926701
Unless you count the second Shippuden film, then no, the first canon interaction between them is in Borto movie.
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>>160923595
Uchiha clan is about to die out anyways. Sasuke spent the last 10+ years protecting Konoha from afar, he at least deserves this mercy.
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>>160926922
You're being dramatic. We don't even know if she was pregnant, and say she was, we don't know how many months she was in so traveling would've be fine. It's the last few months that are dangerous to do strenuous activies and that applies solely to real life since we're talking about ninjas with superpowers.
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>>160927047
as expected
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>>160924045
>Sasuke finally stays for dinner
>looks mentally exhausted
>couldn't wait to leave immediately after
Why did he even bother having a 'family' in the first place? It clearly brings him no happiness.
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>>160927231
I don't think anything brings Sasuke happiness. How often have you seen that man smile?
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>>160927285
Only when he goes full Sasukedge
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>>160923159
That's not lying though, nothing about answering those two questions requires to reveal anything about Sasuke's dark past. And even if she had to, she can just tell it to her little by little so she can learn and not make the same mistakes as the rest of her family.
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>>160927285
What's stopping redeemed Sasuke from smiling now?
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>>160927285
When thinking about his FRIEND Naruto.
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>>160927145
You are not answering my question of why she was outside the village shortly before giving birth. Other than "she may have been travelling for months". Which makes Sasuke the most plausible reason even more, btw.
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>>160927047
>back off my man, bitch!
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>>160927343
Being cucked by that Hyuuga girl.
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>>160927343
>hold Naruto's hand makes Sasuke smile

GAY AS FUCK
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>>160927361
>>160927604
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
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>>160927448
>shortly before giving birth
We don't know how long they traveled for though, that's the thing. We don't have a more concrete timeline since all Kishi tells us is Sakura left the village to find Sasuke, did find him, traveled together, and gave birth. Her being pregnant when leaving the village is not stated in Gaiden so that's entirely your headcanon.

>Which makes Sasuke the most plausible reason even more
I never disagreed with you on this. I literally told you in this post >>160926391 that she left the village on her own to find him.
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>>160922249
>sakura is sarada's mother
kek WHEN WILL THIS MEME END?
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>>160926565
>>160926796
This needs to happen, My sides would explode.
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>>160926885
>>I don't know if he has a cellphone
he does, but he's always in places with no connection whatsoever. Like different dimensions.
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>>160927448
It's not clear if Sakura found out she was pregnant and went to look for Sasuke or if she got pregnant while travelling with him.

Either makes her look like shit. Option 1 has her irresponsible ass leave the village while pregnant, option 2 has her get pregnant and not returning asap to the village. Sakura gives birth to an Uchiha baby in the hideout of the dude that tried to steal the body of her hubby, away from family and friends. It's not even clear if ss had a wedding ceremony.
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>>160927448
It's not clear if Sakura found out she was pregnant and went to look for Sasuke or if she got pregnant while travelling with him.

Either makes her look like shit. Option 1 has her irresponsible ass leave the village while pregnant, option 2 has her get pregnant and not returning asap to the village. Sakura gives birth to an Uchiha baby in the hideout of the dude that tried to steal the body of her hubby, away from family and friends. It's not even clear if ss had a wedding ceremony.
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>>160927684

I finally see your "headcanon" concerning what happened, but really, this is the shittiest handling of a character and "romantic" relationship I have ever seen anywhere.
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>>160927917
How is a pregnant woman traveling bad? Plus she's a doctor so she would know better than anyone how to take care of herself up until the birth which she would obviously need a sort of mid-wife to help her.
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>>160927684
>We don't have a more concrete timeline since all Kishi tells us is Sakura left the village to find Sasuke, did find him, traveled together, and gave birth
I am sure that if Kishi created or allowed the creation of Sakura's story with Sasuke it would just end in yet another thing that would damage the dignity of her character even more. Something like Sakura stalking him like crazy while Sasuke completely ignores her and tells her to go back.
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>>160927944
Huh? I'm just stating that we just don't know when Sakura got pregnant. It's like what this anon said >>160927943. We don't know if she was already pregnant or got pregnant by traveling.
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