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>145cm >roughly 40kg Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle

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>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
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Isn't she, like, 14 or something?
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She's yucky and has a boy's body. Darkness is hotness. Kazuma agreed, don't bother him about it.
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>>160914383
why not just use a fucking bed
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>>160914667
But she is a demon so age doesn't really matter.
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>>160914383
Look guys! I posted it again.
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>>160914667
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>>160914687
kazuma loves megumin and its cannon
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>>160914383
Tiny and flat just makes her a loli, and her continuous malnourishment throughout her childhood has given her further problems. Unless you're a pedophile, you wouldn't get attracted at it.
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Small girls like Megumin are the best
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>>160914687
>>160914954
Get a trip already.
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>>160914383
spoken like a virgin who has never had any woman
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tfw gf is 150cm and 45 kg

hope we don't get a super manlet son later
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>>160915680
Such is the fate of all lovers of shortstacks and similar. Short term pleasure gives way to long term dilution of height and the birth of subsequent generations of manlets.
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>145cm
>roughly 40kg

Try writing the measurements in English not Japanese first retard
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>>160915646
Where do you think you are?
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>>160915759
But they're in English
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>>160915759
go and get fucked, pathetic Saxon.
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>>160914383
Megumin is sex.
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>>160914667
that's the legal age in the isekai world. Dw anon, it's legal.
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>>160914667
>Isn't she, like, 14 or something?
This is neo-/a/.
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>>160914383
Is that the pedo thread?
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>>160915731
>>160915680
Just abort any male fetuses and you'll be fine.
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>>160915870
*hebe
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>>160914667
legal in japan
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>>160915965
Yeah, but they're sorta in Australia now
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>>160914667
So?
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>>160916008
So Kazuma is going to be arrested then.
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>>160914383
>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN XDDD
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>>160916057
Sure.

She's short, flat, and has no hips to speak of.
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>>160914667
Name a better age.
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>>160915965
Age of consent doesn't mean legal, it just means you don't get automatically charged with rape along with fucking a minor
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>>160915965
>blue areas
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>>160914383
Stop posting the same thread over and over.
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>>160916090
You were already proven wrong yesterday, stop posting this in every thread.
According to Kazuma, Megumin hides her breasts under two layers of clothing, her bandages and her dress. This makes her look flat when clothed, but she actually has small A-cups. Saying she has no hips is also wrong.
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>>160914383
She's literally half a meter shorter than me and less than half my weight. What a meme.
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>>160915965
>people still believing this
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>>160916303
Who cares if it isn't true. She's about to turn 15 in a few months, which is undoubtedly legal where I live.
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>>160915965
>Philippines
>12
Wtf
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>>160916575
>catholics
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Tiny thread for tiny characters?
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>>160916663
Absolutely.
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>>160914383
How come she doesn't get more ecchi scenes?
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>>160914383
>6.2 stone
>57 inches

Wonder at the thought of managing her diminutive form. I would parade about my homestead vigilant for objects to bend her over and shag her on.
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>>160915680
>>160915731
better to have a little pussy boy then a meathead asshole kid no?
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>>160916870
Darkness is "the one in charge of the erotic stuff". The sexually suggestive frog scenes and the bath scenes are some of the only ecchi scenes Megumin gets, although she does walk around in a skimpy thief outfit in her latest spin-off.
Darkness is really the only character who ever shows skin. Not Megumin, Aqua, Wiz or Chris.
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>>160916106
13
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>>160915965
So does this mean I can just go to Japan and start fucking 13 year olds legally? Where's the catch?
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>>160916971
>Where's the catch?
Their parents stringing you up and slicing your hairy sack off with a katana
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>>160914383
I see this post every fucking day nowdays. and I'm totally ok with it
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>>160916971
Prefectures set the legal age back to 18 in their region.
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>>160916987
>stringing you up and slicing your hairy sack off with a katana
That's illegal though. I think.
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>>160916930
The catch is you, anon.
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>>160914383
why do people think 40 kg for 145cm is light ? it's normal imo , pic related is 149 and 45kg
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>>160916971

There are laws against sex tourism.
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>>160917027
>Mafuyu is taller than Megumin
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>>160917015
Fuck, meant to reply to >>160916971
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>>160914667
>Living in an Anglo coutnry where you got taken away if you even look at someone 18.
>>160916106
You can't.
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>>160915807
What was that? I can't hear you in this vacuum.
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>>160917102
Who even made that graph?
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>>160917117
I know.. how are seven year olds not attractive?
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>>160914383
How did she become the most sexualized character on this board?
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>>160917102
>20 more attractive than 12
Bullshit!
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>>160916911
No. The little pussy boys are future traps, and thus genetic dead ends.
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>>160917117
It was made for some documentary if i reacll correctly, basically they showed man faces of girls without telling them they age and asked them if they find them sexually attractive.
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>>160917173
Well, that confirms it. 14 is the ideal age.
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>>160917204
What a happy Megu.
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>>160917054
her bust is bigger too
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>>160917204
I wanna protect her smile.
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>>160914383
Small girls are a miracle.
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>>160917284
So is mine and I'm a non fat male.
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>>160917027
The key is 40 kg is light enough to manhandle, but enough to be healthy at that height.
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>>160917309
was meant for >>160917275
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>>160917169
>have a son with Megumin
>he looks exactly like her
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Ok
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>>160917337
>implying she would not die during childbirth
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>>160917380
>le childbirth meme
Her hips are wide enough. Even then, she is friends with the most powerful archpriest in the world. You could take out the baby with a radial saw and she would survive anyway
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>>160917380
Stop living in the past, anon. This is Megumin(current).
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>>160917411
I did not need that mental image.
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>>160917102
>the majority of men are already attracted to girls when they turn 12
Girls should be bred starting at age 12.
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>>160917480
No, because 3DPD.
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>>160917480
>the majority of men are already attracted to girls when they start being fertile
Really fires up the synapses
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>>160917425
>ZR
My penis has become the big penis.
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>>160915965
This map is bulllshit, at least in spain the age of consent is 16 to 17
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>>160917602
They changed the law 5 or 6 years ago
Gypsies used to marry at 13
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>least sexy girl in her show
>daily threads about wanting to fuck her
This board is so full of pedos.
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>>160917648
You're so much better, thanks for being a lighthouse of morals and decency for us.
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>>160917648
>>least sexy girl in her show
Thanks for your input, faggot. You may go back to masturbating to saggy tits and flabby bellies.
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>>160917708
maybe he likes actually developed girls, like a normal male should.
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>>160917778
You have no power here
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>>160917778
See: >>160917102
>>160917173
14 is ideal. You're just fighting your very nature as a human male by going for h*gs.
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>sexiest girl in the show
>gets most threads of people wanting to fuck her
This board is full of good taste.
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>>160917778
Liking girls over the age of 15 is like eating a well done steak instead of a rare one. Grow up and stop being such a plebeian philistine.
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>>160917778
> >>160917102
normal male
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>>160917848
a 20 year old woman isn't a hag, she is still in her prime, but her brain is developed enough for her to be responsible. Teen girls are still largely affected by puberty and hormones. If society didn't exist and we just followed primal instincts than it would be fine.
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>>160917963
Funny that you use that argument in a context where the 14 year-old is the most mature of all the girls.
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>>160917817
I hope that mug of beer isn't for her because she isn't allowed to drink yet.
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>>160917963
>she is still in her prime
Don't try to bargain, hag. Your value drops by the day
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>>160917997
well i mean, the show is pure fiction, i can write a light novel about a genius toddler, still wont disprove my point.
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>>160918008
unless she lives an extremely unhealthy life, a woman doesn't really start growing visibly old before the age of 40. Stop living the life of delusions.
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>>160918049
>doesn't really start growing visibly old before the age of 40
You have to be more subtle.
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>>160915965
What the fuck? The age of consent in every state is 18.
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>>160918049
Don't bother, anon. This place has always been a den of borderline pedos. Can't wait for the day 2D loli is outlawed and treated like CP and the meltdown here that will result from this.
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>>160918128
indeed friend, well we can just sit back and watch.
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>>160918023
The discussion was about the show in the first place, >>160917648 being the post that started it. So your reasoning doesn't apply here.
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>>160918237
The show still portrays an underage girl, the reason the discussion exists is the attraction anons have to her, in the show she may be smart, but that still doesn't change the fact she is underage. I was reminding people of the fact it's a work of fiction simply to hold my argument of underage girls not being able to think rationally like an adult.
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>>160914383
Stop sexualising Megumin right fucking now>>160914383
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>>160918324
Many European governments such as France and Germany set the age of consent at 14/15, meaning much more knowledgeable people than you pondered on the subject and decided people at that age were mature enough to consent to sexual activities. Consider that you might just be underestimating teenagers' abilities to think rationally.
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>>160917112
You need to get your hearing tested
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>>160918324
>underage girls not being able to thinklike an adult
You make it sound like it's an argument against underage girls.
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>>160918501
i live in europe, and yes, the age of consent is 15, but only between two teens, an adult can't have a sexual relationship with a 15 year old.
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>>160918521
it's a reason adult men shouldn't sex up underage girls.
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>>160918538
That's only the case in France. Look up "Ages of consent in Europe".
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>>160918592
i live in czech republic, you get arrested if you are an adult that has sex with a 17 year old. i don't think an internet article really portrays how shit here really works.
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>>160918501
More like he's overestimating adult womens' ability to think rationally. Radical feminists were right all along: all hetero sex is rape, but it's statutory rape because women are fucking retarded.
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>>160916971
I have no idea what Japan's laws are, but I know that the at least the U.S. has laws specifically against traveling to other countries to have sex with minors.
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>>160918612
my point wasnt that adult women are extra smart, it was that adult women are smarter than underage girls.
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>>160918610
Well, that definitely isn't the case in Germany.
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>>160918124
No, it's not. The age of majority and the age to legally appear in pornography is 18. Most states are actually under 18 for consent, but they have things like gap-laws wherein it's okay for a 16 year-old to consent to sex, but if you're more than Xnumber of years older than the 16 year-old it's still statutory rape.
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>>160918663
i always knew germs are retarded.
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>>160918237
>youre reasoning doesnt apply here

When the real-world evidence supports your argument like >>160917102 it's totally cool, but when it doesn't support your argument it "doesn't apply?"

You're an idiot. I just hope you know that.
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>>160914692
normie
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>>160916121
>must be married
everything checks out here
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>>160918785
The difference is that I wasn't trying to start a debate, and was trying to banter when I quoted that post. I thought the "h*gs" made it obvious, but I guess you're just too much of an idiot to discern basic irony from serious posts.
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See, this thread is the reason people make the
>You're popular with certain kind of people !
joke when pointing out underdeveloped midgets.
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>arguing about the consenting age of fictional cartoons
Wow.
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>>160918124
Are you talking about the US? It is most definitely not 18 in most jurisdictions.
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>haglovers derailing another thread with their misplaced hate
Quick, get it back on track!
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>>160918684
Well most germs are roaches anyways.
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Wasn't there a time when humans average life span was something like 20 years when we were living in the wild? They probably had no choice but to reproduce while really young?
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>>160919223
That is bullshit and you know it. Most people lived into their 50s and 60s if they didn't die to childhood diseases.
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>>160919223
No, the lifespan might have gone lower, but that's because of infant mortality rates.
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>>160919344
>>160919403
I'm talking about 100,000 to 200,000 BC, when were more or less wild animals, but it's really hard to find any concrete information about it.
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>>160919623
Now adjust your data for infant mortality.
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>>160919623
That data is probably bullshit, but even if it isn't the fact that we live longer is not an argument to date old hags.
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>>160919691
>>160919806
http://www.anth.ucsb.edu/faculty/gurven/papers/GurvenKaplan2007pdr.pdf

Alright found this, there's a ton of data about hunters and gatherers survival rates. Basically, the real challenge was surviving until the age 15, and then your chances of survival became a lot higher. And yes this does account for the infant mortality rates. Definitely worth a read.

Basically, my point was that humans undoubtedly at some points in our history had to breed really young.
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>>160920031
Humans (girls) at every point in history had to start breeding young.
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>>160915965
>Florida being 18
This is wrong, it's actually 16 so long as you are under 24 iirc.
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>>160917817
How does her cape even stay on?
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>>160915965
Bullshit. Age of consent in hueland is 18.
Ideally though, it should be 14 all around the world. People are not clueless at that age anymore and can take full responsability for themselves. Treating them like kids just make them act like one for longer.
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>>160920439
Collar
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>>160914724
She isn't a demon, the translators got it wrong. The kanjis used for her clan name is actually Crimson magic instead of Crimson demon. She's a modified human.
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>>160920861
Go ahead and look up 魔族 in a dictionary.
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Ruined an expensive coffee table that way, wouldn't recommend
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>>160919128
Yes.
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>>160920861
The worst offense is that they translated "zoku" to clan, inferring inbreeding, when it means race in that case.
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>>160920995
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>>160921027
The word 族 can mean race, and that meaning is in fact often used in Japanese fantasy, like in 獣族 for example. Not all Crimson Demons have a shared ancestry, as they descend from an already established group of people who were genetically modified a few hundred years ago. So they're not a clan, but a race, and it would have been proper to translate it that way.
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>>160921178
Hmm, I wonder why a beast/animal race is named with the more feral word "clan" or "tribe"
I also wonder why a "race" consisting of a single isolated village is also called a "tribe" or "clan"
I wish I was intelligent enough to solve this puzzle
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Is Popura small or big?
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>>160921311
Small
Tits are not that heavy since fat is not very dense
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>>160921285
Dumb aqua poster
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>>160921285
Because people think "clan" means "group of people living in close quarters" when it actually means "group of people who share ancestry". Tribe is the word you and the translators were looking for.
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>>160921540
I guess a village full of people with the same features, including genetically engineered super magic capabilities, do not share ancestry. They just happened to evolve into crimson demons and moved there with the original 6
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>>160921605

now this is some aggressive stupidity
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>>160921605
If you actually read the light novel, you'd know that the original Crimson Demons weren't related by blood, and were just chuunis who asked to be genetically modified. The point is that not all CDs share ancestry.
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>>160921675
You may be actually retarded.
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>>160920668
>and can take full responsibility for themselves
>full
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>>160921690
And you may want to review your terminology, because using "clan" is incorrect here.
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>>160916663
>140 cm
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>>160916911
Why would you damn your progeny to a lifetime of manletness, anon? Why do you hate your kids so much?
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>>160920995
>Using clan suggests their inbreeding hillbillies.
You maybe need to get out more.
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>>160921725
Even if genetic engineering didn't cancel out whatever ancestry the original 6 had in the first place.
Even then.
All alive crimson demons are related to them in some way. You could say that they all share a common ancestor.
>>160921540
>"clan" [...] actually means "group of people who share ancestry"
Oh, dang.
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>>160921875
Who said they were only 6? My argument is based on the idea that they were more, enough for current CDs to be unrelated to each other.
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>>160921540
Also,
>people think "clan" means "group of people living in close quarters"
You may want to broaden your English knowledge.
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>>160921819
Does being a manlet really matter in this context? If you impregnate Megumin, the kid might come out a manlet, but he'll be a gifted mage and might even get special abilities from his nature as a half-breed. No one would bully him.
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>>160921997
I obviously meant that people don't know about the "common ancestor" part and think it only means "people living in close quarters".
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>"Clan" implies they all share common ancestry
>...but "race" or "tribe" wouldn't suggest that.

Which is all a moot point anyway when the setting is a medieval fantasy world with small closenit towns and dangerous monsters that discourage travel.
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>>160922027

megumin gets bullied all the time
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>>160922068
And how does that invalidate the other meaning?
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>>160922103
That's because she can only use explosion. If she knew advanced magic instead, she'd be pretty feared.
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>>160922104
Assuming Crimson Demons don't share ancestry, you can't call them a clan just because they live in the same village.
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>>160922160
>Crimson Demons who share culture, distinct physical traits and have a common goal of defeating the Demon Lord Army are not a "group of people, as a clique, set, society, or party, especially as united by some common trait, characteristic, or interest"
You are the Nadia Comanecci of mental gymnastics
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>>160922254
Yup, it totally makes sense to use that meaning in a medieval context. Well done, anon.
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>>160922277
You assumption that they don't share ancestry is retarded too, but even ignoring that, the word "clan" is still correct.
You are just a retard that thought he was super hardcore for looking up a kanji in a composite word and is now grasping at straws. Give up.
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>>160922378
Not that there's anything to reply to in your post, so yes, the discussion ends here. But I'll stand by my argument.
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>>160922277
So we should look at this show in a more medieval context?
...and assume they inbreeded regardless of whether they called themselves a clan or not.
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>>160922120

yunyun gets bullied ALL THE TIME
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>>160922468
Being bullybait is Yunyun's purpose in life.
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>>160922468
By other crimson demons, though
That's their rivalry. Their fighting over not being at the bottom of the pecking order.
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>>160921721
I don't get it.
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What do Meguminfags think of this chuuni?
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>>160916874
Underrated post.
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>>160922785
Mediocre
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>>160922785
I liked her and Shinka reasonably when Chuunibyou was airing, but I never got around to watching S2 because I didn't like how the new character looked.
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>>160922864
, and wasn't pleased by the idea of a love triangle between her, Rikka and Yuuta.
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I want to manhandle Aqua desu
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>>160922785
I thinks she's FATASS
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>>160923119
I saw this image posted a few times but it's the first time I notice the digits. I might be a little dense.
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>>160917003
>B-b-but that's illegal
Nothing personal kid
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>>160915759

>english
>actually only murifaggotry

Nobody liks your measurements and it's objectively shit
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>>160922785

couldn't explode something if her life depended on it
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>>160914383
I don't want to imagine anymore. I want to manhandle.
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>>160923119
>22
>77
Pedofags eternally BTFO
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>>160924220
Wanting to manhandle Megumin does not make you a pedo.
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>>160922864
What new character?
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>>160924733
Satone.
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>>160922785
What kind of explosion can she make?
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>>160924799
Much like Megumin, she can make penises explode.
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>implying you hungry skeletons with your sticks for arms can manhandle 40kgs
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>>160925299
Lifting people is easier than lifting blocks, for example. I could easily manhandle Megumin to ahegao.
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>>160915779
neo-a
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darkness ntring megumin doujins when
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>>160926504
The current trend in Konosuba doujins is not making Darkness appear at all until the last page to make a neglect joke.
So never.
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reminder that this is the face Megumin makes during sex
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>>160916106
13 is prime.
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>>160927117
It stopped being prime as soon as Megumin turned 14.
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>>160927284
She became too old as soon as she turned 14.
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>>160927371
pedo
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I want to bugger megumin on a midwinter park bench, then fling her into the mouth of a giant toad
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>>160927371
No, she became even more perfectest.

hebe > pedo
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i want to rescue a megumin from a giant toad and then fuck her while she's still slimy
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>>160927565
And then go for a second round inside the bath.
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Crap, I didn't mean to kill the thread.
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>>160929020

stop posting entirely
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>>160929020
Keep posting.
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>>160918961
Poe's law faggot
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>>160927762
would you cum inside or outside?
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>>160929808
inside obviously. she will give birth to my children
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>>160929808
>cumming inside and getting cum in the bathwater
Inside, duh. And she has to hold it in. Baths are for getting clean, you know.
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>>160929808
Inside unless she doesn't want me to. I want to take responsibility.
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fags
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>>160930356
Bump.
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>>160929808
Inside every single time.
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>>160930670
I was going to post a "lewd" reaction pic to joke around, but I'm actually so envious of Kazuma here.
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>>160930760
Lucky bastard.
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>>160930836
>Megumin will never be real
>you will never be close to her
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>>160931013
This needs a sequel where she masturbates to the posts.
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>>160930982
She's real in my heart.
And in lucid dreams.
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>>160931185
I have dreams about her too.
Unfortunately, they're not lucid.
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>>160931681
It doesn't matter because we're only talking about anime girls, you stupid moralfag.
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>>160931681
You need to go back.
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>>160931806
It SHOULD have ended in a handjob.
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>>160931681
>just wrong and abnormal
Did you read the posts you quoted or not. Liking young girls is pretty normal. If we were talking 11 or younger you might have a point but 14, when girls are getting their secondary sexual characteristics and are starting to be capable of having children? Come off it
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>>160931987
Do you remember when a 20 year old Minecraft youtuber was hunted down when it was discovered that he had been dating a 15 year old? Why do you think that is? Do you honestly believe that chasing girls that young is in any way normal when the whole of American society hates and hounds on someone who dates that low? You are not normal. You're a freak who's trying to normalize his own sick sick sick fetish.
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>>160932149
>not being a sexual degenerate
>on /a/
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>>160932149
>chasing girls
We're on the anime board, so shut the fuck up already.
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>>160932149
Times change anon. People don't like it but as we've seen its pretty normal to like girls around that age. Why do you think so many porn sites heavily feature just turned or close to 18 year olds. Young girls and women are sexual
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>>160929808

Inside her ass.
Impregnation is a pleb fetish.

Keep her in top shape by not getting her bloated.
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>>160932527
Impregnation is barely even a fetish it's just nature
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>>160932527
Impregnating Megumin ensures a fulfilling life with her. I don't see the problem.
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>>160932717

Bullshit.
Having kids in no way ensures you stay together.
All you end up with is with more matters that demand your precious time and the girls body will be in shambles.
Its a bad deal all around.
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>>160932527
>Basic human instinct and the core principle for all living organisms is a pleb fetish
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What's the best part of her body?
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>>160932966
her thighs
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>>160932966
Her body
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>>160932966
Her face. Her glowing red eyes are beautiful.
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>>160929808
I'd make her swallow it every time for mad gains.
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>fingerless gloves
What an utter and complete dork.
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>>160933153
You have the right idea, it's a good way to replenish mana.
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>>160917102
I like how 50 is lower than 9
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>>160932149
NORMIE GET OUT
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Is it already too late to start watching this?
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>>160916971
>Where's the catch
1- Actually finding a child that consents into fucking you. It's.. really not that easy. Prostitution is still illegal after all, and there is also their parents in the way.
2- At least in Brasil, letting your child get fucked could get the parents in trouble with the law. YOU don't get punished, but the parents can, so most likely they will be against it.
3- in some countries there are some laws against alienating a minor into fucking you, even if they can consent (yeah, it's weird).
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>>160933468
A new anime project has been announced. If you watch it now, you'll be ready by then.
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>>160932149
You do realize that 15 years old is legal in a lot of countries right? Not every culture is as puritan as the US.
Fucking hell it is NATURAL to be attracted to pubescent girls.
Also, this is fucking anime not real life, piss off with your inability to separate reality from fiction.
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>>160933468
Why? Anime does not expire, you know
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>>160915965
>No data
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>>160915965
Can't see bermuda, rip
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>>160932966
Megubrain is amazing. I miss her inner monologues from the spinoff.
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>>160915965
>It's another fucking retard claims Age of Consent in Japan is 13 while not knowing anything about the country thread
Never gets old
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>>160936158
Anon...
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>>160936158
>>160936305
Who the fuck lets you people use the internet?
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>>160936305
Once again with clarity
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>>160914667
>JC2 isn't his favorite
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>>160936158
Legit pedo pls go.
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>>160931681
>hurr Durr everyone has to think my way
you're just a faggot not everyone like tall girls with big boobs, if people would have only chosen full breasted women only before 1000 of years humans would be extinct. Bet you have the tiniest dick of all here you gamma fag
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>>160936442
>taking the words how proof
are you stupid?
go play grimoire in a 2000 pc and you a waifufag idiot.>>>>>/v/
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>>160936571
>>160936305
>>160936158
What did he mean by these?
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>tfw puberty hit lgf like a tank when she hit 15
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please don't derail the thread from what really matters
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>>160917963
No, women over 15 are hags. Society shouldn't exist because it's evil and heretical.
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>>160936668
"It's totally okay to want to bone Megumin. In fact, please keep posting her."
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>>160936784
kek
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>>160918128
megumeme isn't a fucking loli
>>160918324
Rationality is bullshit, for pseuds trying to hold something over those that can get what they want.
Ancient Greek Aristocrats in the 8th century BC thought that people who ate fish were irrational, and that having a relationship with an adolescent boy with sexual undertones was rational. I doubt you're a pederast, and you probably eat fish often enough, so I guess by the 'founders of western civilization', as you /pol/tards put it, you are irrational.
This magically means I can disregard everything you say!
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>>160917112
>Idiots didn't even know they placed their own flag backwards on the fucking MOON
fucking kek
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>>160936784
All shonen are stupid,childish,and poor in development character.
Seinen are more written,because he can do with sex,drugs,gore.
and for the retarded.i agree with culture but when they do it in your country it´s wrong,you i don´t agree when you say a 34 year old can fuck a 14 year old,but "muh religious,monsters"are you hypocrite?it´s your fault for doing the imigrants enter in your country,you dumb Social Justice Warrior.
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>>160936870
I want to bully her!
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>>160936870
>>160936977
Bullying this cute boy should be a crime!
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She's JC
It's cool
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>>160916994
Okinawa is 16 to match the UCMJ.
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>>160936977
I want to put her staff on top of the highest shelf.
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>>160914667
legal in my country where is the problem ?
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>>160936814
Thank you kind anon for translating.
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>>160914383
Seriously, do every single fucking Konofags start off all their threads with shitty waifuwar bait?
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>>160937071
What boy? I only see an attractive, mature woman.
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>>160918666
This. If you are 18 and fuck a 16 year old, in most states you can be charged with rape. There are Romeo and Juliet laws in place that protect in certain cases where you've been in a relationship for a while though.
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>>160917204
Megu looks terrible without her hat, put it back on.
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>>160937178
I will give you woman, but mature? Her breasts are merely an implication and her hips average at best. Not to mention she is a womanlet.

3/10 would not breed with in hopes for a strong bloodline.
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>>160937128
Hey Iran. In the civilized world we don't legalize abuse like that. Get on our level already, you primtivist.
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>>160937289
She sold it for some acrylic nails.
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>>160937289
But that's not true.
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>>160932149
>legalism
mate I dated a girl younger than that and went around town with her with my arm around her waist, and I just got bad stares. Mostly from soccer moms, too.
Minecraft is a redditor's game and they think they're le /b/ legion by sending meanly worded letters.

Back on topic please
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Megumi hot
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>>160914383
>crimson demons
>not purified by aqua
hmmm
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>>160917648
cuteness > sexiness
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>>160937733
The clan name is just them being chuuni. They're just humans with red eyes, black hair, high proficiency in magic, high mana reserves, a lot of sex appeal and a tendency to be overdramatic.
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>>160922785
rikka is love rikka is life
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>>160917855
>sexiest girl
I see that you're an individual of taste as well.
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>>160915965
kek
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Best loli coming through. Get your generic trash out of here ledit
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>>160915965
I feel bad for the poor fucks that live in 20 and up land, that 3 years above where I live
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>>160916106
25, so they can rent cars
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>>160938049
If your loli is so good why don't you make a thread about her instead of posting her here every single time?
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>>160916106
16?
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>>160938167
Because it's retarded and autistic to make a thread dedicated to one character/waifu
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>>160932149
>Do you remember when a 20 year old Minecraft youtuber was hunted down when it was discovered that he had been dating a 15 year old?
that shit was an over-exaggeration
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>>160938196
Disgusting!
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Whats with the leg wrap anyways
what is she hiding
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>>160915965
That chart is wrong. America will screw you over if they're not 18 simply because feminists demand it.
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>>160914383
>not having her just hang all they on your dick like a cocksleeve that she is
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>>160938350
>using waifu to mean girl
Go back.
>>160938420
Nothing but her sexy leg. She just sees it as fashionable, like the eyepatch.
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>>160938605
Don't reduce Megumin to a cocksleeve, faglord.
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>>160915965
this sht is fake
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>>160914667
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>>160938610
>>using waifu to mean girl
>Go back.
Then tell me the actual appeal of megumeme that isn't solely on the fact that she's cute, out going and autistic
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>>160936977
I want to tease her that she can't drink alcohol.
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>>160938983
Not this time, shitposter-kun. You can fuck right off to the Re:Zero thread.
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>>160939029
We can't let her take a liking to alcohol.
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>>160936977
I want to call her a little girl during sex!
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>>160939455
How would she react if you pointed out how light she is during sex?
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>>160939300
Agreed, little girls at her age shouldn't be allowed to drink.
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>>160939540
[/spoiler]its actually kazumas cum
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>>160939300
>>160939540
She had a sip and now can't leave the bar no matter how hard you try.
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>>160939532
She would stick her staff into your rectum to prove you wrong.
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>>160939646
pls delet dis
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>>160939646
Every time you post this is a year less of life
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>ask Megumin to dominate you in bed, just to see what it's like
>she yells at you in her adorable, completely unintimidating voice
>she steps on you but can't even cause mild discomfort because she doesn't weigh anything
>she tries to scowl at you but just ends up looking like an annoyed kitten
>laugh because it's hilarious how hard she is trying, but is completely ineffective
>push her back onto the ground effortlessly and mating press her, as she instantly goes from angry squeaking to begging you to slow down
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>>160939735
>>160939748
>they don't have it filtered
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>>160916106
9
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>>160917102
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>>160931681
Did you know that hebephilia is not classified as a mental illness in DSM-5 because all the panel associated with it, both male and female, are aware that the majority of men are attracted to 14 year old girls? It's not a mental illness if it's common occurrence. It's only wrong when it harms actual people, which is what the law is for.
So basically, it's not a fetish at all. This is the reality. Sorry to break your bubble. I don't know why you are here to be a moralfag though, surely you have something beter to do than going on crusades on the internet to get angry at people who don't adhere to your ideas.
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>>160916121
>areas
area
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I bet Megumin has smelly armpits

I would like to sniff them haha
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>>160917102
>reverse image search
>newfoundland labrador population
lel
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>>160926800
Salsa?
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>>160939859
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>>160916106
>>160939859
eight
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>>160939759
Hot.
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>>160917102
>>160939873
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>>160940498
What about 6?
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>>160940566
I think I'll explode soon.
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>>160940592
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>>160914667
And?
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>>160915965
Based Yemen.
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>>160940675
I want to put my magic staff into Megumin's mana transfer hole and cast explosion in it.
>>
>remember me at 14
>junior high school
>the boys challenge me to flip up the skirt of the girl standing in line in front of me in the cafateria
>i do it
>get slapped
>principal just happened to be patrolling there

fuck why couldn't i have been born some magic firing demon girl
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>>160914383
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>>160914383
>143cm
>250kg

life is suffering
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She CAN get older...
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>>160940975
Because life isn't an anime.
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>>160941107
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>>160940975
BUENOS DIAS, ANON
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>>160941098
Imagine manhandling her tiny body and getting fit by bullying her
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>>160941107
This is fine.
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>>160941107
As long as she stays a dork.
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>>160941217
ya got me where it hurts
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>>160941107
DELETE THIS
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>>160941107
Yes, she'll be 152 cm with flat breast
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>>160941107
>long hair megumin
no thank you
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>>160942126
She'll have long hair by the end of the story. That's what the author has planned.
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bump
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>>160942126
you wuss
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>>160941494
no
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>>160942126
A true gentleman would love Megumin regardless of the length of her hair.
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>>160943213
Would you still love her if she suddenly has a dick?
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>>160921735
>Posting a shit character
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>>160943277
Where's the catch?
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>>160936158
>34 year old MEN are posting on /a/
Don't you know you don't belong here you disgusting old man?
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>>160941211
you mad?
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>>160943384
No more prime vagina poundings.
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>>160931681
Do you realize where you are? what a fucking faggot.

First of all, educate yourself. Read and learn:
http://lemonparty.org/more/part8.html?185634058-why-you-are-wrong-about-lolis.html
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Can we prune all konofags?
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>>160916874
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>>160943295
>posting whatever that abomination is
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I'm going to cut my meals to once a day for a week, and then water fast over the weekends. Megumin had to live like this every day, I'm sure I can do it too. I'll do it for her.
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>>160946838
>and then water fast over the weekends
Don't. That's going to risk dehydrating you quite badly.
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>>160946918
By water fast, I mean consume nothing but water and eat nothing
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>>160920861
She's a semen demon.
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>>160946838
do it anon get /fit/ for megumin
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>>160946838
Megumin was grilling bugs and stealing breadcrusts for sustenance. I think 2 meals a day is excessive for her.
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>>160946838

Best I managed to do is 1 week water fasts at a time on 3 separate occasions.

You can lose up to 0.5Kg per day doing this, would recommend over a slow and painful only small deficiency diet as you get it over and done with but starvation is hell...

All you can think about is food, at some point I was just watching food commercials and couldn't stop
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>>160914383
>40kg

Not after I fill her with an explosion of semen.
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>>160948726
The average semen secretion is only about 5mL, and therefore, 5 grams. You'd have to finish inside her 200 times to get her up to 41kg. Are you up for that challenge?
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>>160948840
200 isn't enough.
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>>160939891
>MUH HARM MUH LAW
btw it is a 'fetish' when it's exclusive like with lads like me. Stop stroking your ego mate.
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>>160941107
And grosser
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>>160936906
>he doesn't know
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>>160948891
How many explosions, anon? I've made nearly 1000 tributes to Megumin, but that was over the course of 1.5 years.
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So do people actually like this harem shit, or is it all a meme /a/?
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>>160949090
I think i'd like it even if megumin wasn't in it. Its a fun little show that doesn't take itself seriously one bit, even the villains are silly, and theres some good comedy here and there.
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>>160922675
It's because that anon is 30 and still unable to take full responsibility for his own life, so he's just incapable of understanding things that happen outside his parent's basement.
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>>160948840
I only need enough to knock her up to change her mass anon
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>>160932527
>Impregnation is a pleb fetish.
That's probably the most retarded sentence I've read all month.
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>>160914667
Perfect.
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>>160917027
>Why do people think 40 kg for 145cm is light?
I'd say it's too much weight for her height and body type. She's probably about 35kg.
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>>160949953
>She's probably about 35kg.
IMAGINE
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>>160949953
>35 kg
Imagine manhandling her tiny body and accidentally break 3 of her bones.
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>>160949953
35 kg would be skeltal tier
40 seems about right for her actual appearance. Maybe 42 or 43 even
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>>160939873
That's fake, the real legit research stated between 12 and 14.
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>>160925299
I'm weak as shit and even I can overhead press more than 50kg, let alone 40kg. Megumin is easily manhandled.
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>>160930670
Upright straddle with leglock is the elder-god tier position.
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>>160945099
The l'rd's w'rk thou art doing.
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>>160943295
>that filename

That just made my day, thank you anon
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>>160915965
>no data
>no law
>9
>must be married with no established age or absurdly young age

Given some of the data on places I'm familiar with isn't accurate, it's hard to know how seriously to take some of these.
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>>160916971
I believe I read something saying even if they're legal, you gotta be within 2 years of them
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>>160951715
A lot of these countries with low consent ages are also under the clause "with parental consent"
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>>160915814
Everyone in the world agrees that the feet and lobsters measurements are for savages.
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>>160924142
>getting into a bath with a towel on
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>>160914383
>not picking her up and pressing her against the wall while you bang her
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>>160953468
No, you pick her up and sit her on a table while you bang. That way her legs can lock around you.
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>>160917173
>faces
if they used bodies, the peak would have been much later
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I want Megumin to sit on my face!!!
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>>160953868
Wrong, bodies are peak at the same time.
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I wish Kazumin weren't a thing.
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>>160947733
>getting /fit/ to manhandle Megumin
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>>160955544
>ywn bench Megumin
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>>160955638
Anon, if you can't bench 40-45kg already, you're either a weakling or female.
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>>160955638
Do you think she would consent to that? I think she would after getting used to manhandling.
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>>160955638
Where are drawfags when we need them?
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>>160955719
I could totally bench that much if she were real ;_;

>>160955723
She'd pretend to hate it but eventually you'd catch her staring anxiously while you work out.
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>>160955719
>females
>in a Megumin thread
That would be kinda hot.
Would it also be fun to manhandle Megumin for a girl?
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>>160955783
>manhandle
>girl
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>>160955839
Womanhandle then.
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>>160921735
The best.
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Is Megumin a loli?
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>>160956275
NO
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>>160956275
No, but it's fun to call her one because that makes her angry, and it's cute and sexy when she gets angry.
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>>160914383
Didn't I see this post on /mlp/ recently?
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>>160956275
Yes, that's the only reason she's popular on /a too.
If she had any other body type, no one would talk about her.
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>>160956365
>/a
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>>160955783

If it's done jokingly and Megumin responds in a like-minded way, perhaps.
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>>160956365
t. apologist
Just get over it already.
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>>160956350
>going to /mlp/
This pasta originated here three months ago, and it was about Megumin, not some horse.
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>>160956397
>three
More like 5.
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>>160956397
Odd I never noticed it before.
Granted I only come here every few weeks mostly.
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>>160939873
This graph is wrong but not that wrong.
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>>160939859
Ma nigg-
>>160940506
Kill yourself
7 or 9. Never 8. Fuck 8
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>>160955723
I don't recognize this gif. Is this from the 2nd season's OVA?
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>>160956679

Yes.
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>>160956679
Yep.
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>>160956275
Yes, Kazuma reflects that if he got caught bathing with her, he'd be called a lolicon. And he does.
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>>160916106
26
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>>160956895

That's an oddly specific 20s number, why 26?
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>>160956865
I think she's grown physically since then. She looked older to me in the latest volume's illustrations.
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>>160956895
>hag
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>>160956895
Divide that by 2
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>>160956908
Because nobody wants Christmas cake after the 25th.
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>>160956895
>>160956962
And add 1
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>>160956978

I reckon 27 and above are too much for you?
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>>160956992
I'm not >>160956895
Just explaining the probable logic behind it.
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>>160956982
Or minus 1.
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>>160957009

I assumed that too, I was just curious on why 26 specifically considering how there's a wide range to pick from after 25.
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>>160956895
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>>160953868
If they used bodies people would ignore any attraction to the faces and bias the data trying to avoid looking like a pedo on any girl that was flat
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>>160916106
600
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>>160958105
To add, both sides of this experiment are hard to extrapolate from without knowing more about it. It's possible the data was skewed because all the older women used were simply unattractive even before they were old. Maybe the only blondes were the 14 year olds. Could be lots of things. The only way to really unbiased it would be to have pictures be the girls at several ages across their life and even then some people age well or badly (I have a coworker who is 40 but looks 16). It would be closer at least
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>>160923502
Then hasn't any other county been to the moon before ?
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>>160953868
Not that much 1-2 years, at most.
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>>160958181
>inferior to Hachikuji; the character
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>>160959471
What hole did you crawl out from?
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>>160959511
>>160959544

Shooo Shooo pedofags before you get kinkshamed !
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>>160959544
You know you are on the pit bottom when even shitskins from thirdworld countries show more restraint.
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>>160959471
>implying the anons in this thread aren't little girls who want to fuck other 2D little girls
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>>160955783
Maybe, but Megumin wouldn't enjoy it unless it's Yunyun.
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>>160943213
The joke's on you, I'd be fine with it as long as she keeps the sidetails.
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>>160938640
>says the faggot that doesn't want her on his dick
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>>160960752
you can fuck her without being a cunt about it
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>>160960175
Megumin is so attractive she makes girls turn gay.
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>>160959471
Why don't you just accept the fact that you are old an unnattractive instead of being so bitter about it?
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>>160961831
Hags, when will they learn?
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>>160959471
Just ignore this shit, anon, 2D loli will get banned sooner or later and then they will suffer. For now let them think they are "normal" and that its all "natural" to like 13 year olds when you are a 20+ male.
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>>160941107
she had long hair in the wn yes?
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>>160962282
Yes. She also plans on letting it grow in the LN.
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How do you cope with the cruel fact that Megumin will never be real?
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>>160962874
Dreams
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>>160954443
>this will never be my christmas gift
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>>160963518
The suffering is real.
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>>160962874
suicide is always an option
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>>160964161
Don't be mean.
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>>160959471
>trying to be achieve being
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>>160959471
>being a fucking normalfag
Kill yourself.
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>>160955544
"Getting fit for your waifu" is already a common meme.
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>4 confirmed Megumin doujins at C92
>2 with all Konosuba girls
>2 Megumin doujins at FancyFrontier
>many more unannounced
My body is ready.
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>>160965135
What body would Megumin like? Should I bulk up, or go for lean muscle?
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>>160965438
JC-s love muscles.
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>>160965438
She's into Kazuma who is frail and short, so I'd say she either doesn't care about appearances, or Kazuma is her type.
Either way, you need a strong body to lift her during sex, so lean muscle might be the best option.
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>>160965250
If we get an S3, we can expect the doujins to double
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>>160965764
If we get S3, we might get a doujin based on the bedroom scenes. Although I'd rather Japan makes one based on the bath scene from episode 2.
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>>160965438
Megumin wouldn't look good in front of a bulky man. Go for lean.
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>>160966193
A bulky guy would make her look even cuter anon
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At least "hags" can get laid unlike you pedo faggots
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>>160966390
>3DPD
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>>160937483
>I dated a girl
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>>160966390
Haglover, go home.
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>>160933896
It's also natural to shit in the woods, mate with or without consent, not use deodorant, no AC, no internet, not wear clothing, etc. etc.
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>>160939873
Looks so official mate, right from MIT
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>>160966470
I'm fine with that fag
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>>160966390
What's the point of getting laid if it's not with a teenager?
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>>160966390
Literally any girl can get laid if they feel like it
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What's the point of getting laid if it's not with Megumin?
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>>160966594
Many reasons
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>>160966634
Was supposed to be an insult to your fatfuck self?
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>>160966697
What's the point of LIVING if it's not with Megumin?
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>>160967001
>>160966697
Well JC like her are in the millions on this planet (aside from the fact that the only they can make explode are dicks).
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>>160967185
No girl has the same personality.
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>>160966771
And my point is its a poor one because girls can be close to a 3 or a 2 and still get laid if they initiate
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>>160966737
>Adult who looks like a teen
What reasons?
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>>160967218
Is that like an argument to wanting to fuck kids, who gives a fuck?
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>>160965135
It's not a meme, anon. It's not that trivial. Lifting for you're waifu is serious business.
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BEST GIRL EVER
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>>160967738
Not 3 years old. 3 out of 10. As in ugly as sin but can still get a dock if they want it enough because they're girls
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Megumin.
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