How do I be a young successful CEO like Seto Kaiba?
>>160910574
kill young children for pieces of cardboard
Be severely autistic, rich, and intelligent.
get adopted by a successful CEO, have his biological son disappear, and make sure to bring brother with you.
4 wordsBARUEYESUWHITODURAGON
Kill your rich adoptive father
>>160910574
Was Kaiba always that ripped
>>160911002
I mean, Seto could performed some James Bond shit in the anime, of course he is.
>>160910574
Sacrifice God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJr1dTPSis
>>160910574
Hate everyone for no apparent reason.
Buy companies that have a family-like culture and sell them for a higher cost
>>160910574
You will never be successful as Seto Kaiba if you're lacking one of these.
>rich as fuck
>strong personality
>owns the most powerful and technologically advanced corporation in the world
>top-tier sense of fashion
>/fit/
>not a manlet
>man of science and technology
>certified genius
>known to have superhuman atlethicism and skills
>good looking
>has a customized Blue Eyes White Dragon private jet
>>160910574
kaiba is a god no mere mortal can compare with him
>>160910574
Have TsudaKen's voice
>>160910574
Give it OP, It's easier to be Yugi.
>be bullied
>finish thousand year old puzzle
>get crazy sadistic pharaoh soul
That's it.
buy exactly 51% of a company from someone who cherishes their employees & then threaten to close the place down if you don't receive double the money you paid for the 51% or else everyone loses their job. of course this only works in a cartoon because in real life employers don't care about anyone but them selves.
Didnt he build a machine that sends himself into the afterlife just so he can play games with an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh spirit?
>>160917955
Pretty much. As absurd as that is, what Kaiba really wanted throughout the entire movie was closure regarding the sudden departure of his greatest rival.
He spent the movie going to great lengths trying to rip the Pharaoh's ass out of the afterlife, which took a great toll on his sanity. Even Yugi had to tell him "Nah dawg, he's gone for good.", but Kaiba didn't want to accept that.
I would argue it's less about Kaiba wanting to play a card game with the Pharaoh in the afterlife, and more about him properly trying to say goodbye. And knowing Kaiba, he was going to fucking do it.
>>160918271
Taking into account Atem's smile when Kaiba arrives at the afterlife it's almost like he was waiting for him.
>>160917955
And he also fucking built a billion dollar space station shaped on his company's initials with an elevator directly connected from the Earth just to assemble the millenium puzzle.
>>160916253
How is it even possible that no one could solve a puzzle with less than 10 pieces in 5000 years?
>>160919079
Egyptian magic is a lot like a behelit. It's only usable if you've just gotten your shit kicked in by a man with massive eyebrows.
>>160918827
Apparently it's because the scanning has to be done in 0G
>>160919079
Nobody found and/or bothered to solve it?
>>160919148
Holy fucking kek this is an underrated post
Came out of 9 years of lurking just to appreciate it
>>160914737
Also
>Gravity defying trench coat
>>160919169
Exactly, this the guy who spent billions launching cards in outer space just to teach aliens how to play children's card games assuming they existed.
>>160919414
According to GX and Zexxal, it worked
>>160919513
Wait what, aliens actually existed in YuGiOh universe?
>>160919873
In GX Kaiba sends a satellite with a deck of cards based on a kid's crayon drawings into space so they can be blasted with cosmic energy and get superpowers. It worked.
>>160920498
Sasuga Seto-sama
>>160920498
>>160919513
It's not stupid if it works.
>>160910849
>have his biological son disappear
Not canon. Should have said persuade shareholders to remove said CEO.
>>160910574
Be completely fucking insane
>>160910879
Your romaji fucking sucks. It's
>BURU AIZU HOWAITO DORAGON
>>160921658
HOROBI NO BAASUTO SUTORIIMU
>>160919079
In the manga there's some kind of magic that makes it impossible to solve unless you're supposed to be the pharaoh's vessel (because Duke Devlin's dad steals the thing and is literally incapable of solving it). Also the thing has way more than 10 pieces.
>>160910574
damn kaiba looks like THAT?!
Get adopted by a rich old dude.
>>160921055
>not canon
Anime > Manga
>>160921691
ZENSOKU ZENSHIN KAIBAMAN
>>160910574
Why would an archeologist looking for ancient egyptian artifacts carry around a giant duffle bag of cash with them?
Have your father give you a small loan of one million dollars and then buy a lot of real estate in New York in the 1970s with help from your father's political connections.
>>160910574
you and noone else in the world has the chance to be almost close to seto motherfucking kaibas savage level