would you rather fuck rei in the ass or beat off over asuka while

>>160862424
obviously jack off over asuka. why would I fuck a shit in the ass? and stop bullying shinji

>>160862483
>and stop bullying shinji
worst fucking character

it's undeniable

Shinji literally did nothing wrong.

Im a asukafag, but im also into sadism, so the rei offer is tempting
Cant i just rape comatose asuka?

>>160862424

Kill Shinji - literally the whost protagonist ever.

>>160862994
Also this

>>160862994
>>160863089
you have the option of raping comatose asuka but since she's comatose her crotch will be smeared with shit

>>160862424
Fuck Shinji in the Ass
Fap to Rei
Hit Asuka with a metal chair in a Hell in a Cell match.

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>>160863450
>Hit Asuka with a metal chair in a Hell in a Cell match.
so she's not comatose? Like you and your pathetic being could land a hit. She would kill you.

>>160862424
All 3 and make Gendo watch.

>>160863614
>sliding in and out of rei while gendo is restrained by your eva and sobs in terror and anger
>listening to her apologize to him as you shoot your thick seed deep inside of her
>savoring the defeated look on his face as he watches you stomp on his glasses and kick rei in the stomach

>>160863576
No she's still comatose.

>>160863576
OH YEAH, BROTHER! ASUKA THINKS SHE IS BEST GIRL! BUT ACTUALLY I'M BEST GIRL! I'M ALSO THE BEST EVA PILOT! ASUKA IS 50% GERMAN AND PROBABLY A NO-GOOD COMMIE NAZI! I'M 100% AMERICAN AND THAT MEANS I HAVE A 200% CHANCE OF WINNING! GOD BLESS YOU BROTHER! BECAUSE GOD WON'T SAVE ASUKA SUNDAY NIGHT ON WRESTLEMANIA

>>160864064
She's 75% german you fucking unfunny reddit pleb

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I'm an asukafag but I'd rather fuck Rei in the ass, one because I'm a virgin and two because I wouldn't do something like that to Asuka, I don't care about shinji

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>>160862424
I'm not a asukafag so you could easy tell what I would do?

>>160864359
>I don't care about shinji
Literally who does? It feels like everybody in the show fucking hated each other.

>>160862424
Shinji's getting the dick

>>160862424
anons should leave those children alone and kill the closeted gay guy who keeps wanting to stay in the limelight.

anno.

>>160862424
Rei is a nice girl, and asuka is not.

t b h I'd just climb into Asuka's hospital bed and go to cuddle and go to sleep. Jerking it would be boring and done pretty quick, I like Rei but I like Asuka more, and I don't want to beat up Shinji.

>>160865245
How can the emotional equivalent of a wooden plank be "nice"?

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>>160865286
>I don't want to beat up Shinji

He's the worst character on the entire show. One of the worst characters in perhaps all of anime.

He shirks responsibility, has no self-esteem at all, is a coward, runs from his problems, masturbated over the limp body of his unconscious friend, and willingly caused the death of all life on earth out of pure selfishness. He's may be the main character of Evangelion but he's also the villain.

How can you not hate him? Do you relate to his trouble with girls? His inadequacy issues? His poor relationship with his father? Don't try to relate to him. He's a fictional character, and a god awful one.

Anyone that does not completely abhor Shinji obviously only feels that way because he reminds them of themselves.

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>>160865314
Its as simple as not being a narcissistic psychopath.

>>160862424
I'm an Asukafag, but anal and free use are my fetish and Rei's passive like none other.

I want to hear her moan softly while she tries to just accept what's going on.

>>160862649
Shinji is only the worst character to two kinds of persons: Edgelords who fell for the 'Shinji is a pussy' meme and wants all their anime characters to be some Kirito-like shit, or faggots who never did anything in their life and sympathize with him way too much, but never mustered the will to improve themselves like he did.

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>>160865977
>improve themselves like he did
???????????????

>start of evangelion
>awkward loser with no friends that's too much of a coward to do anything
>middle of evangelion
>awkward loser with a few friends that's just barely brave enough to help sometimes whenever he feels like it
>end of evangelion
>awkward loser with no friends that's too much of a coward to do anything other than get everyone he knows killed

that is some simply epic character development

>>160866132
>gets everyone killed
Except for the part where Rei hands him the chance to either kill or bring literally everyone back, and he chooses the second option because he changed.

>>160866132
>"Only brave enough"
>Jumps into the lava with no protective gear
>pointman against Leliel
>Most confirmated kills of all the team
>Has few but true friends, like a man should. He is not a social network attention whore
>cares for his flat partners
>EoE is him being on one of the worst cases of shellshock and PTSD mankind has seen. And with a cause, not like burgers who cry because some 13yo goat fucker shot in their general direction once and the sand was very evil
Summerfags begone

>>160865707
>is a coward, runs from his problems
In the end he does what is needed to be done, he always comes back to fight despite not wanting to.
>willingly caused the death of all life on earth out of pure selfishness
In the end he realizes his mistake and decides that despite the suffering others cause, the joy interacting with other people is what makes life worth living. If it wasn't for him, human instrumentality would have happened no matter what, without any choice to go back, as SEELE and Gendo wanted. Shinji was the only one that could make the choice to reject instrumentality by facing his problems, and overcoming them.

>>160866132
see above

>>160866435
>>Jumps into the lava with no protective gear

You mean with the Eva suit that had withstood like six massive nuke-level explosions at that point?

>>pointman against Leliel
>implying being a reckless idiot is a good thing

>>Most confirmated kills of all the team

How many were actually his and how many were his Eva suit going berserk on it's own and fighting for him?

>>Has few but true friends, like a man should. He is not a social network attention whore

You mean the friends he lost anyways by being a retard

>>cares for his flat partners
>by molesting them in their sleep

>>EoE is him being on one of the worst cases of shellshock and PTSD mankind has seen
>dad why did you pair me up with two hot young girls my age and let me pilot this awesome ass robot wtf I have ptsd now

>>160866635
>You mean with the Eva suit that had withstood like six massive nuke-level explosions at that point?
He was still able to feel searing pain of magma, even without long term danger.

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>>160866635
>You mean with the Eva suit that had withstood like six massive nuke-level explosions at that point?

Explain why type d equipment existed then?

He jumped in without a safety cable, had to grab broken support cable and Asuka at the same time to rescue her.

After I hit Shinji over the head with the chair can I fuck him in the ass and cum over his comatose body?

>>160867059
only if his head is caved in to the point of being just goop, if so then yes you may fuck his ass

>>160866635
More like my dad forced me to watch while my Eva crushed my chad friend with no legs surviving, my blue friend died and now I have some kind of simulacrum, my red friend is catatonic due to alien mind rape and my gay friend was an alien I had to kill to save human race, even if he was more kind to me that any hairless monkey.

>>160867120
>wtf dad why did you make my eva beat the shit out of my chad friend even though his eva would have killed everyone I hate you

>wtf dad why did you bring my dead friend back to life I hate you

>my friend is catatonic might as well jerk off all over her

>wtf why did I have to kill this guy that was going to kill everyone on earth even though I knew him for like one day

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>>160862424
The proper response is to have all three on the same bed, dicking Shinji as you finger Asuka & Rei.

>>160862424
Punch Shinji. Marry Rei. Shoot Asuka with a 12 gauge.

>>160863450
>>160864359
>>160864575
>>160864754
>>160864815
>>160865245
>>160865784
>>160867059
>>160867720
can't wait until summer is over

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>>160867777
Don't be mad anon, here, let's go out to lunch.

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>>160862424
>hit shinji over the head with a metal chair until nothing is left above his neck but goop
Why do people hate shinji so much?
Eventhough he hated all the shit with the angels and evas he still did his job most of the time, hell he got into the robot first time, because otherwise some very injured girl he didn't even know had to do it.
Like the one time he actually quit on them was when they basically forced him to kill his friend and classmate and what happend at the eoe was a government conspiracy he had no knowing of or know of a way to stop it.

Tl;dr why does everyone hate Shinji he did pretty well for a 14 year old emotionally damaged child?

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>>160862424
I'd rather have Asuka beat me up. Is that an option?

>>160868479
>asuka catches you beating off
>laughs and makes fun of you for not having a girlfriend and having to masturbate
>pushes you onto the floor and waves her finger in your face while calling you a beta
>stands over you and places her foot on your chest, pressing down hard whenever you try to stand
>laughs while tears well up in your eyes
>notices you're still erect and places her foot into your hard cock
>slowly glides it over the tip while you blush and stammer for her to leave you alone
>she laughs some more and presses her foot down on your balls as hard as she can
>your eyes bulge with pain and she roars with laughter at the sight of you crying and leaking precum just because of her feet
>asuka stomps down on your balls and bites her lip as you shoot thick ropes of cum all over her foot and ankle
>she berates you for cumming all over her and so quickly as you sob
>asuka takes one last look at your angry red broken balls, smiles with a smug grin, and leaves

>>160868479
>>160868673
pff, amateurs
https://exhentai.org/g/505024/81686e1588/

the best way to have fun with asuka

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>>160868870
LEWD

>>160868673
>>160868479
Come on, asuka doesnt weight more than 50kg. How could she possibly do any of those things to anyone one else other than the skeletal beta shinji?

>>160869322
>implying you wouldn't let her on purpose

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>>160869322
Asuka can beat you or any other Anon up. It's canon.

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>>160869322
>>160869450

>>160870114
>Asuka's the kind of domme that's looking to be dominated.
>
>I wish there was a term for it.

Whore?

Fuck comatose Asuka in the ass till her ass is nothing but semen

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>no Misato option
I hate remake Misato though

>>160862483
>>160862686
>>160866443
>>160868264
stupid shinji apologists

Literally all of the problems in the series could have either been prevented or solved if Shinji wasn't a complete bitch.

>>160870599
Like what?

>>160867777
You and I both. Great quads, by the by.

>>160870241
Underrated comment of the thread

>>160870946
Retarded samefag of the thread.

>>160870434
>Option 4
>Get fucking smashed with Misato, she gives you a sloppy handjob, but you got whiskey dick so it's overall uneventful.

>>160871208
>wanting used goods
she's literally a whore anon, why would you want her hands touching you?

>>160871382
The anon wanted an option, so I came up with one. I like her as a character and would help her drink beer, but I don't really want to fuck her.

>>160870599
Im not defending him because he is a retarded asshole, but what you expected? The entire series is based on him being depressed and making shitty decisions.
I never got people that outright HATE a character for playing his role into the series. If you dislike the role of a main character that much, perhaps its no the story for you?

>>160868479
3.0 is so ugly.

>>160872190
She is a depressed 28 year old woman who hates everything

>>160869478
>>160869450
I kinda dont like it. Undermines how fragile NGE asuka really was. Having the Eva was quite literally the only thing she had. Adding stuff makes it less important.

>Fug asuka
>Beat up shinji but don't kill him
>leave Rei alone, don't want her to absorb my dick like Gendo's hand
I kind of understand toji now

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>>160870195
This. She bullies Shinji while secretly hoping he'll snap, manhandle her, bend her over, and fuck her into submission, then taking control of her and thus taking care of her.

>>160872508
>She is a depressed 28 year old woman who hates everything
delet these feelings of sadness I have due caused by thinking of Asuka being lonely for 14 years

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>>160872688
Exactly. Asuka is perfectly tailored for a Hatefuck, she'll enjoy it, a lot

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>>160872779
>>160872508
Asuka... had a hard life

>>160868479
Asuka's biggest weakness does not know how to fight cuddles.

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>>160872787
of course
followed by tender cuddling

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>>160872787
Asuka is a pure maiden made for pure loving

>>160872967
And hand holding
>Asuka
>pure
no

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>>160864064
>commie nazi

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I'm going to marry Asuka-chan!

>>160873175
no, Soryu is mine, you can have Shikinami

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>>160873215
>>160873175
why choose one when you can choose all?

Cooking for them all would be a nightmare though. Plus you might as well get a job as a plumber since all the drains are gonna be clogged 24/7 with red hair.

>>160873274
now i want to live with 6 versions of the same person.
EoE Asuka is best tho

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>>160873274
>missing the very best alternate Asuka

>>160873274
Poor shinji. There are things no man can hope to achieve, and handling 6 asukas is one of those.

>>160862424
I'd rather just die than do any of these desu

>>160873404
>Literally hikari with hair paint.
Naw, too boring.

>>160873462
holy fucking pleb batman

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>>160873469
Nah, it's just Asuka with cute freckles

>>160873490
yeah

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>>160873469
>boring

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>>160873404
Damn...
i take that back, manga ending Asuka best Asuka, god i wish i were shinji for once

>>160873540
Not manga ending, but the original character outline for Asuka from the Evangelion per-production proposal.
>>160873508

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>>160873462

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>>160865977

>If you disagreed withe it means that you are edgy and I don't like.
>Also SAO!

Insecure as always Sinjifags.

>>160868870
Cute!
I literally cannot jerk off to eva characters. This kind of stuff warms my hearth above all else.

>>160873595
you aren't wrong

>>160865837
can you even call anal a fetish

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>>160873440
He would also get to cuddle with 6 Asukas too.

>>160862483
imma just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU

>>160863614
so basically the human instrumentality project?

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>>160873540

>>160873903
I have no fucking idea what is going one there. Is it timetravel, their children, or what?

>>160873945
cringe

>>160873945
delet this

>>160873772
I'm obsessed with butt stuff, so yes.

>>160874171
I mean wouldn't that just be an ass fetish?
Or like, preferring ass?
Or is it specifically the anus?

>>160874208
You're overthinking it.

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>>160874124
I found it on pixiv, it's kinda hard to explain how they got into the situation because I don't speak runes. Hallucination I guess, Asuka finds little Shinji in her mind, and vice versa for Shinji and little Asuka. A portal opens up and Shinji and little Asuka fall into regular Asuka's mind or something. Then they do some family things and kiss, and end up back fighting again.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64126335

>>160868870
Your link doesnt load. It shows a panda looking at ground

>>160874285
I mean the definition of fetish is "a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc."
Are you sure you aren't just an ass man?

>>160874340
Pfff
Amateur

>>160874340
FNG spotted
search this Neon Genesis Evangelion Dj - Cherry 01 1

Eva 4.0 FUCKING WHEN Anno.

Look, motherfucker, you have delayed this shit for TOO FUCKING LONG.

Can you PLEASE release it already you MOTHERFUCKER

>>160874340
Go check /h/'s guide in one of their panda threads.

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>pen pen has a family now
ok I got fucking diabetes now
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=62990956

>>160874846
Ok, how did the others ended up in the dream dimension now?
i actually want to see a translation and perhaps even expand on the idea of older shinji and asuka adopting their younger selves to avoid turning out as bad as they did.

>>160874362
>Are you sure you aren't just an ass man?
It's not about the physical ass, it's about the pleasure and lewdness of the asshole and items/actions surrounding it. Of course plump rumps are preferred, but they're not essential.

For example, I want a slave I can keep plugged 24/7. That's not exactly workable, but it's a goal nonetheless. Wearing a plug in public, wearing a sundress and nopan, especially one that's slightly too big and makes her uncomfortable and constantly aware of it. I want to condition a girl to not only enjoy anal, but to prefer it. Hell, I had one idea bouncing around in my head where I remove her plug every time I have to punish her, and reinsert it for the aftercare so she begins to associate it with relaxation and comfort. Like a butt pacifier.

It's really more of an extension of my desire to dominate and shape people to my will. It's a bit silly when you stop and think about it, but it's what turns my motor.

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>>160874965
That was a separate one I found just now, I just thought it was cute so I posted it.

>>160874687
Well, if it makes you sleep any better, Anno finally started working back on 4.0
He recently released a new concept art and a video about getting back into working on eva

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>>160875011
NO, KILL IT

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>>160875053
no

>>160875053
Why tho

>>160874846
Do you know the name of the site that it's similar to pixiv (regarding fan oc from anime/hentai/manga) but that have text translations in english?

>>160875132
Unfortunately, no.

>>160872787
> Pounding Asuka till she's your little bitch.
> Then gently cuddle her, confusing the defeated Asuka further removing any defiance as she becomes your whims.

>>160875231
>she becomes your whims.
hmm

>>160875231
It would probably be pretty easy to pressure Asuka into sex. She's aggressive on the outside, but is very tender because of childhood emotional issues. I'd like to fuck her once and discard her, leaving her even more emotionally shattered and alone than before.

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>>160875430

>>160874846
what the fuck even

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>>160875430
Do you want to be killed? This is how you get killed.

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>Misato cucks him with Kaji
>Rei cucks him with his dad
>Asuka starts flirting with him, but then immediately goes back to Kaji

>Dude just be yourself!

>>160862424
I'd rather fuck Rei in the ass over top of a comatose Asuka while Shinji watched beating himself over the head with a chair.

Depends

Is it mogudan Rei?

>>160876527
This guy asks the important questions

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>this thread
He really is best boy, making people this buttmad after more than twenty years.

>>160862483
fpbp, curiously enough

>>160870599
Oy vey! It was Shinji the bad Guy! Not (((us))) planning to offer goyim in holocaust to create a world with no individual we'll rule as gods!

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あんたなんかに殺されるのはまっぴらよ　ボツ

気持ち悪い　　採用

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-_GeYPYD38

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>>160867777

>>160875430
Use cuddles as leverage, use fucks as currency.

Keep her needy yet satisfied.

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ASUKAFAGS BTFO

http://poal.me/5psdre

>>160862424
I would force shinji and rei to have sex with asuka and each other and overcome their shitload of problems

>>160881371
> haircuts are hereditary

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>>160864064
Good post.

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>>160878025

>>160881516
Source of it already got posted, its some mindfuck thing. I think, cant speek moonrunes.

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>>160876269
The only time Shinji ever tried to seduce someone was with Kaworu
He never tried to make a move on the girls

>>160882045
Shinji didnt try to seduce kaworu in any way. He was much more open and honest with him, but he never actually tried to make a move on him. He just stuck around to see where it went.

Shinji was way too much of a pussy to ever do anything by himself. At least before EoE.

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>>160882393
>Shinji didnt try to seduce kaworu in any way
He literally stalked him after the sync test and begged to stay over at his house, blushing like a puppy in heat.

That's his way of making a move on people, and something he never did with anyone else: be assertive.

I still dont see it as "making a move", just being fucking normal and trying to have a friend for once. A new behavior for him, sure.

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>>160879656
I would tie Asuka and Rei into a tight 69 and have them eat each other's pussies while Shinji fingers their assholes.

>>160882579
How would that improve their mental condition?

>>160882978
Asuka and Rei would learn to work together and be focused on pleasing each other.

Shinji would learn to take charge of both of them.

>>160883192
This is exactly why you're no longer allowed to work in the teaching profession.

>>160883192
>>160883777
Must've gotten teaching credentials from the same place that taught Misato military strategy.

>>160885547
>Misato military strategy
>Implying dancing robots isnt covered in all renowned organizations

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>>160862424
Fuck Asuka in the ass

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>>160887948
this desu

Fuck Asska in the rei with a metal chair.