Megumin Monday

>>160838913

>Kazuma wanting to marry Megumin

Actually she is more into him than he is into her, Kazuma is more friendly toward Aqua and more sexual toward Darkness

>>160839050
Have you read the latest volume? Kazuma is completely into Megumin.

>>160839050
If it's with her, Kazuma doesn't mind having kids or marriage which he would find troublesome with another girl. That's exactly what he says in volume 12.

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>>160838913
>Would this girl REALLY make such a great wife
You're damn right she would.

>>160839050
>Actually she is more into him than he is into her
She's a keeper.

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Worship it.

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>>160838913
I WILL marry Megumin!

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>>160839636
A fine ass is always appreciated

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>>160839641
No, me!

>>160838913
Megumin is for loving sweetly and gently in the mating press position.

>>160839828
Go back.

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Will we ever see the return of pajama Megu again?

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>>160839845
>not loving roughly
Mating press isn't good if it isn't rough.

MEGUMIN IS BEST GRIL

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>>160839903
If the anime gets a season 3, then this scene would be adapted

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>>160839641
>>160839806
You fuckers stay the hell away from my betrothed!

>>160839941
How is he resisting the urge to bend her over right away?

>>160839980
Can't have him destroying the heroine's pussy at such an early stage of the story.

>>160839980
Just imagine

>>160840026
>destroy
>implying
Kazuma is a fucking dicklet.

>>160839980
I think she is sill 13 at that point and he wait for her to hit 14 before starting to go for her. They also don't want to destroy the party dynamic so they are waiting to beat the demon king before fucking, especially since Darkness is deeply in love with Kazuma as well. It basically starts turning into a typical boring harem neet wish fulfillment story from one point on.

>>160838913
Kazuma is a kissless, virgin beta, of course he's full of shit.

>>160840095
Nah, she's 14 there.

>>160838913
>Would this girl REALLY make such a great wife or is Kazuma just deluded?
Mama Megumin would blow a hole into the crust if it ensured her kids safety.

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>>160839941
>not posting the continuation of that scene

>>160840095
18 basically if we go by the WN.

He lies in bed with a 17yo that wants the D, has approval from her parents and decides to wait until she turns 18.

>>160840200
this is a LN scene though, not WN

>>160840200
She is 14 in the LN, the WN is not canon any more.

Thanks /a/ for spoiling the novel for a guy who's anime only

>>160840325
Romance is just a subplot anyway.

>>160840325
lol who cares about nipper porno cartoons dude

>>160840325
Why are you participating on KonoSuba threads then? LN translations are fucking around for more than a year now. It's no excuse unless you're talking about volume 12 which is still in translation.

>>160840325
You're welcome, enjoy your first week here

>>160840165
Damn, Megumin looks like that?!

>>160839941
>>160840165
any contest?

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Does anyone have a clean version of pic related?

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>>160840559
her sister is cuter

>>160840626
t. lolineet

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>>160840609
Good enough?

Only Darkness would make for a decent wife, Megumin makes for a cute girlfriend but lacks any sort of motherly charm.

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>>160840698
Thanks, senpai.

>>160840718
Eh, she'll eventually develop some motherly charm. She's only 14, after all.

>>160840718
>darkness
>motherly charm
How can anyone have opinions and taste this shit?

>>160840718
>lacks any sort of motherly charm.
Megumin is miles more motherly with her sister than Rapeness.

>>160840829
Oedipus complex is a strange beast

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>>160841004
I need more Megumemes!

>>160841046
>>144444444
Best Megumeme ever.

>>160838913
Best girl is Dustiness Ford Lalatina.

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Kazuma has chosen not following a checklist or his boner, but his heart. I can respect that.

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>>160841142
>almost one year ago

>>160841046
>roughly 40 kg
i'm roughly 45 kg tho

>>160840272
The WN age is baked into her character.

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>>160838913
A girl with such a beautiful smile can only be wife for life.

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Hottest Konosuba.

>>160839916
Thatsthejoke.jpg

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>>160841868
Yes.

>>160838913
That depends, are shameless gold diggers even capable of being good wives?

>>160842518
This thread is about Megumin, anon.

>>160842518
But that's her mother. Megumin sends back home most of her money and only keeps basic allowance.

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>>160842518
I agree, Aqua would not be a very good wife.

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>>160839641
I WANT to wake up to this.

>>160842598
I want to marry Megumin and keep Aqua as our pet.

>>160842681
VERY good opinion

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>>160842681
Aqua is best drinking buddy, Megumin would be best gf/wife.

>>160842718
Megumin is barely 14 and has no breasts to speak off that will feed our children or hips that will ensure an easy birth. Darkness is clearly prime breeding material. She can be weird and depraved but she matures later in the story as she starts caring less about her fetishes and more about having fetuses.

>>160842817
Breast size doesn't actually affect the amount of produced milk, and Megumin does have decent hips if some of the recent color illustrations are anything to go by.

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>>160842817
>our children

>>160842817
Yunyun is clearly the superior option

>>160842817

Breasts swell in size during pregnancy, and Megumin's problem is she's malnourished.

She's cute and has a good personality, but she needs to be fed more to see what her true potential looks like.

Darkness only has a better body because of noblewoman's diet + extreme exercise. She may have education, but she's barely smarter than Aqua.

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>>160842913

>>160842927
Not if you want children

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>>160842929
>she's malnourished
She has had a proper diet for 2 years now. The frog meat is going to the right places, ass and thighs.

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>>160842994
To be honest, Megumin's hips are the ideal hips. Not too thick or too thin, and with a tasteful thigh gap to compliment them.

>>160842929
>but she's barely smarter than Aqua
That's actually really rude.

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>>160842929
>she's malnourished
Nah, she's just about right.

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>>160843306
Crimson Demons do not brap.

>>160844116
Where did she even get that shirt in such an old world?

>>160844413
I think Kazuma crafted it.

>>160842994
She still looks like a 13 year old boy in drag in this picture, anon. I don't understand how you can find her more attractive than the girls in the show that actually look like girls.

>>160844481
Then stop looking at traps.

>>160844481
Because she doesn't, you're just being daft about it.

>>160838913
Megumin is top tier waifu material. The anime version of what happens between her and Kazuma is disappointing, though.

>>160842936
This is the only good bullying pic this artist has made.

>>160838913
Just imagine, you own a house, your wife is sitting with a gentle smile looking at the horizon.
Suddenly you see a couple of kids rushing towards you, they're screaming finishing strikes and playing the Hero and the Demon Lord, being mad at each other because neither of them wants to be the loser until the boy hits the girl particularly hard causing her to cry.
You punch your son's head and call him a brat for making his little sister cry, all the while your wife is consoling the little girl.
In a corner of the yard a half naked woman with dirt all over her body is sleeping in a dog house, you've forgot her name so you call her pochi.

>>160844588
We need more desu

>>160844736
Wait what

>>160844583
I hope they'll adapt volume 5 properly.

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daily reminder

>people are calling Megumin the heroine on 2ch
What is this about?

>>160846518
This is a pretty widespread joke in the Konosuba fanbase.
I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes reality in later volumes, though.

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you guys scare me

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>>160846747
Are you Megumin?
You can't even fathom how much porn of you I have.

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>>160846747
The mating press can be quite pleasurable. Just let it happen and I promise it'll be tons of fun.

>>160844736
I chuckled

>>160846962
Brainlet here, please explain the joke.

>>160842681
I want to marry Yunyun and keep Megumin as our pet.

>>160847005
Darkness.

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>145cm
>Her top of head would be right at the height of my nipples.

>>160847053
You can't just turn a prideful mage into a pet, anon.

>>160846665
Wasn't that because author called her a heroine in an interview? Heroine and female lead are different things for nips.

>>160847172
Yeah, there's also the volume 2 preview where she claims to be the "true heroine".

>>160847110
Of course I can, she's a chuuni.

>>160846518
She's been winning since volume 5

>>160847172
Author said that Megumin's popularity, in his opinion, was because she is closer to what the audience expects from a main heroine than Aqua..

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>>160847465
Kek

>>160847465
He didn't say that. He said her popularity is because she gives off the pure atmosphere of a main heroine, something he failed to give Aqua.

>>160847465
Aqua was the counter example, not "I tried and couldn't"

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>>160839636
Let me make it 3D.

>>160847622
Delete the file, the mods are very anal about non-anime images.

>>160847622
Let's not

>>160847650
Oh crap, but it's still Megumin.

>>160847622
not gonna lie, i would smash that

>>160847680
How much of a fucking newfag are you?

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>>160847622
DELETE

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>>160847622
I'd smash.

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Why doesn't she grab her staff from the bottom? Isn't she a genius?

>>160848599
She'd lose her balance

>>160848599
wait where is this from

>>160848799
One of the endings I think.

>>160847106
>tfw over 1/3 of her taller (202cm)

>>160840453
People who call Megumin a loli are fucking retards

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>>160848927
Why the fuck are you that huge?

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>>160849239

>>160849239
>he isn't over 190cm
You will never imagine manhandling her tiny body.

>>160848599
She looks super cute from behind with her oversized hat and cloak but that only makes me want to rail her even harder.
Am I weird?

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>>160849295
6'6" is freak-tier though.

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>>160849435
this chart was made by a manlet
only literal skeletons look weird

>>160849435
>tfw 6'2.5''
Too bad I'm an awkward fuck who posts on /a/

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>>160849435
>tfw 5'8"
>got more pussy than everyone in this thread put together

>>160849513
God fucking damn. Just how tall IS John?

>>160849612
Why would you want to lie on the internet anon

>>160849612
having sex once isn't a achievement

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>>160848927
I could just imagine some giant that posts on /a/ in a thread about a little girl.

>>160849667
>having sex once isn't a achievement
kek
But I actually had sex several times with different woman. You don't have to be tall but to be fit

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>>160849700

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>>160849725
>little girl
She's not pleased.

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>>160849612

>>160849808
tiny female child

Stop shitposting in a thread about my wife you faggots

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>>160849995
She's my wife though.

>>160849383
Her mom got the hat and cloak hoping she would grow into them as she got older. How unfortunate.

>>160849667
It's true though. You even get longer access to very young pussy due to not looking too old due to shorter height

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>>160850418

>>160848927
>197cm

It's a good kind of feel. Except for the occasional annoyance at low doorposts.

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>>160850418
>implying I care for 3d when I have Megumin

>>160850559
literally never had that problem
now, fucking chandeliers, those are another thing altogether

What have you done so far to make Megumin real?

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>>160850857
There's always suicide.

>>160850857
I think about her so much in the day that I dream about her once in a while. I also have sex with her in some of those dreams, but when I do, I'm not myself but Kazuma.

>>160850857
I bought volumes 5, 9, 11 and continued explosions
12 in on the way
Also that Megumin anthology manga

>>160850684
Chandeliers suck.

Ever been on the London subway? Can't actually stand up straight there except for exactly in the center of the coupe.

>>160840095
Nah, because in the LN Kazuma actually kills any hope for a harem. At most, it would become a Kazuma x Megu + pet Darkness or some stuff

>>160846827
God, I wish that staff was me

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>>160847622
Yeah, I'd smash

>>160850857
I'm thinking about buying a red RX-7, giving it some black/yellow accents, and naming it Megumin
>small
>sexy
>powerful
>breaks down all the time
>high maintenance

>>160852348
That sounds so sweet.

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>>160852348
That's gay, just go all out and follow pic related.

>>160852400
>putting your twitter on your car
More offensive than the waifu wrap.

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>>160852459
Nothing wrong with a man simply showcasing his devotion.

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>>160852573
That guy's a faggot though. Openly admits to liking Emilia from Re:Zero more than Megumin on his twitter.

Stop making me become a Pedo, goddammit.

>>160852688
Don't worry, liking Megumin makes you a hebe.

>>160852630
I take it back now. I hope he crashes and dies from the explosion.

>>160851676
literally haven't been within 2000 miles of london

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>>160847622

whats up with nips and these shitty, ill fitting pants?

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I want to watch VOTOMS with Megumin while holding hands!

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>>160852152
Staff-kun has it rough, you know.

>>160853311
I imagine Staff-kun would be smooth, so as to not gives Megu a sliver.

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So did Megumeme actually made you guys watch the show in the first place? Guilty here

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>>160853418
No, it was Aqua.
I'm not proud of it.

>>160853418
It was that episode 1 work webm. Came for the comfy, stayed for true love

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>>160853418
Nah, this did

>>160853418
It was specifically the hat that made me try out the show.

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>>160853418
Yeah, my reason for watching the show is pic related. My friend told me Megumin wasn't that sexy, but I decided to watch it anyway.
I hadn't even heard about the explosion memes at the time, but Megumin's design hit all the right spots for me.

>>160853596
My nigga. Best part of the show.

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>>160853418
No. Picked it up from episode 1.
But I knew Megumin was my favorite on her very first appearance, so there's that.

>>160853418
its the Explosion meme and nopan Aqua at first but i didnt start watching the show until youtube recommended me the 2nd season OVA and realized its a pretty good anime.

In comparison i also watched Luluco for the memes but fucking hated it because its absolutely fucking shit.

>>160853418
Found her from a doujin and also somehow got recommended a Megumin video in YouTube.
Found her qt and well, you guys know the rest.

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Would Megumin fall for this?

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>>160854217
Well she's intelligent enough to know when you're trying to trick her, but I don't think she would expect being hugged out of the blue. She's not exactly used to be treated that way.

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>>160854217
Aqua would try this on you after seeing it.

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>ywn gain her trust and take her out for explosion practice, just so you can kiss, lick, and finger every square inch of her little body as she meekly protests
JUST

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>>160853418
yeah i saw pic related and it drew me in

>>160854623
I know right? I literally CRAVE to inspect every part of Megumin's body in the most meticulous way possible. She's just that perfect.

>>160854670
[it 'aint me starts playing]

>>160853596
This kind of shows what the best part about this show is - merry fun adventures with friends that don't take themselves too seriously. I hope the light novel gets back on track soon.

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>Megumin wearing seductive lingerie under her cute pajamas
Name one thing better than this.

>>160855001
Megumin being real.

>>160855032
That actually hit me hard.

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Gee Megumin! how come your mom lets you have two threads?

>>160855001
Yunyun

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>>160855095
/a/ belongs to her.

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Is Megu still cute when not on model?

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>>160855381
Yea sure.

>>160853418
No, I stared watching from episode 1 without knowing what I am getting myself into. Kept watching because of the fun dynamic between Aqua and Kazuma since the depiction of a guy and a girl just being bros doing bro things is uncommon in the medium.

I find the fascination of some people with a 13 year old girl kind of morbid, but that might be because I have a decade younger sibling that is 14.

I do think she is a fun character, though. The only character that is too much for me is Darkness with her constant indulgence in her fetishes. The joke got repetitive fast, and unlike EXPLOSION! I was not looking forward to seeing it again.

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>>160855420
I need more.

>>160839641
M-my heart's exploding...

>>160855381
are they ever on-model?

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>>160855619
Once in a blue moon.

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>>160855425
I miss the S1 threads when it wasn't just Megu posting. S2 ones amounted to people just complaining there wasn't enough of her.

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>>160853153

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>>160855619

>>160855720
>S2 ones amounted to people just complaining there wasn't enough of her.
Please don't embarrass yourself, archives exist.

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>you will never walk the path of explosions with this Crimson Demon
This world sucks. Give me a better one.

>>160855720
I wouldn't mind all the Meguposting if it wasn't so centered around people pretending to be sad they can't fuck a 13 year old cartoon character.

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>>160855829
Ask this guy.

>>160855425
fortunately darkness has some character development going on in the light novel. The anime also overuses the joke much more than the light novel. but the light novel uses is a lot as well.

>>160838913
>being a couple means you have to get married on the spot
what

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>>160855879
>le moral high ground
You have to go back

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>>160855829
>you die
>everything ends up being true
>you go to Kono Suba's world
>Megumin is there right in front of you
>She is deeply in love with the high-level rich adventurer Kazuma and never even notices you

>>160856008
I'd probably just be happy for her.

>>160856008
Wait for Komekko

>>160855960
>point out a shitty type of behaviour on the board
>"waah! moralfag!"

Anon, please. Also lets hope this man never escorted anyone from /a/ to the lost child center.

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>>160856063

>>160856008
Yunyun is better anyways

>>160856100
I said I'd wait for her.

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>>160856078
Unironically go back or lurk for a year before posting again. Last warning.

>>160856008
It's not like I can force her to pay attention to me. I'd just settle for a Crimson Demon girl.

>>160856384
This, Megumin's classmates seem desperate enough
I'm sure Crimson Demons aren't popular because people can't handle the chuuni
Keeps the race pure

out of the 3 main girls yeah she'd probably make the best wife.
Shes relatively smart, useful when not underground or inside, and will probably always be loyal because Kazuma and the rest of the group accepted her when no one else would
Aquas a moron and a drunk
Lalatina clearly has mental problems and would only be useful if you want a place to stick your dick in
Plus shes cuter than the other two

>>160856477
Lalatina actually gets more responsible as time goes on in the novel and starts wanting kids and family life with Kazuma. Megumin might make for a good mom, but that would be for the future. She is clearly just a kid so far.

>>160856603
Megumin also grows more responsible. The author made it a point that Aqua is the only one who doesn't grow.
She's not just a kid as of the latest volume, in fact she's becoming more and more of an adult.

>>160856770
yeah isn't she like 17-18 in the novel now?
I saw a picture from the LN of what shes supposed to look like now and she didn't keep the hairstyle which is disappointing

>>160856823
You're thinking of her web novel version. She's about to turn 15 in the LN and still has the same hairstyle, but she's a lot more levelheaded than before.

>>160856770
I find it hard to look past her age and lack of life experience. Sure, sh has had a shitty life, but scumzuma is her first relationship and this is often a make-or-break thing for people and how they handle relationships in their future altogether. Darkness might not have much experience with sex either, but she seems much more knowledgeable on intimate topics.

>>160856823
She is 17-18 in the WN. 14-15 in the LN.

>>160856954
>but she seems much more knowledgeable on intimate topics
The only knowledge she has is her crazy rape fantasies, her mother died early.

>>160856954#
That's not the case. Darkness' attempt to force herself on Kazuma in volume 12 shows that she's just as clueless as Megumin in that domain, which isn't surprising considering she's a sheltered lady who grew up without a mother.

>>160838913

Kazuma is rich, being a great wife is non applicable, she would be a great lover though.

>>160854991
Stop being so overdramatic. It's the same as it usually is except for volume 12, even then they joke around a lot. The characters themselves say that they want things to stay the way they are or something along those lines and with this self awareness I trust the author to keep its level of quality good

>>160857196
>Kazuma is rich
That's not always the case

>>160856008
what if i got reincarnated as a dark wizard instead and my job is to protect or replace the demon lord?

>>160857359

Even if he doesn't have money, he can make a lot back quickly. Either doing simple quests, selling a new idea, hell he could go thieving and no one could stop him.

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These threads are the next best thing after sliced bread.

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>>160852630
>implying an elf goddess isn't better than a shitty loli mage

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>>160857923
You are absolutely right and everyone agrees.

>>160838913
She cooks so she's way ahead of the other dorks.

>kazuma goes to succubus dream whore house
>doesn't put megumin on the form
explain this horse shit

>>160847680

>being on /a/
>thinking 3DPD images are acceptable

>>160858776
I think he does put Megumin on the form in later visits.

>>160858713
Aqua's the one that cooked meals for Kazuma while he was away
She acted like an abandoned wife in denial

>>160858994
Aqua isn't really an option for best wife though.

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So why does Megumin have the best butt in the series despite being the smallest girl?

>>160858776
I mean, he has access to the real Megumin so why doesn't he just fuck her instead of resorting to wet dreams?

>>160858776
He specifically asks about underaged girls and girls he knows.

>>160855879
>pretending to be sad

>>160860510
You mean you're genuinely sad?

>>160856008
>implying I wouldn't stalk her to make sure Kazuma treats her properly

>>160838913
Why hasn't Megumin been drawn in a marriage dress yet?

>>160861350
Become the change you want to see in the world, anon.

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>>160864177

>>160864177
Why is she crying :[ ?

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>>160864717
Her husbando was considering just passing away to another life instead of being revived.

>>160865137
Can't blame him

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>she will never look at me like this
End my life already

>>160864717
I put it in the wrong hole

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What happened to her spine?

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>>160865907
You inconsiderate bastard you know Megumin only likes anal!

>>160866064
Megumin is happiest on her knees, watching the pleasure on your face. How do you think she earned the black collar on her neck?

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The Best!

>>160840165
The LN has nudity?

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>>160866262
No.

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>>160846134
>bored so go to a pretty lake and casually cast some explosion magic to blow it up

Kazuma has awoken to the path of Explosions!

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>>160866434
Since volume 1

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>>160844911
Here

>>160849435
this was clearly made by a manlet.

I'm an even 6' and I'm taller then, or the same height as about 5/6 men I meet and probably taller then 99/100 women. He has no perspective about actual height. Only a manlet who has a small dick and is salty would make this list.

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>>160866502
Megumin has been captured!

>>160866502
what the fuck

>>160859186
With Aqua, you don't need to worry if your kids get hurt when they trip and fall down.

>>160858859
Nice lie.

>>160866755
Yes, because their heads would be empty. Unless you are talking about healing magic, which she still can do as the home toilet cleaner pet.

why does megumeme try so hard to convince people that crimson demons dont use the bathroom?

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>>160866434
The joke being that they have effectively been dating for over a year and have yet to fully realize it.

>>160866755
>this is what Aquafags actually believe
I guess it's okay to be retarded.

>>160866844
Girls don't poop, anon.

>>160866593
He asked for it.

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>>160853418
Not really, it was the first episode that made me keep watching.

>>160866240
I need the sauce for this

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Say hi to Megumin everybody!

>>160869531
Hi

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I want to spray water on her exposed legs

>>160869630
Why?

>>160838913
>not marrying Lalatina

>>160870261
Rapeness is only good as a concubine/sex slave. I would never consider such a repulsive person to be a good wife.

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>>160842913
>Dakiritsu-dakiritsu La-La-Laa!

If only there were a version with audio.

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>>160857100
>Darkness' attempt to force herself on Kazuma in volume 12
Who wouldn't?

>>160870625
>dakiritsu

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>>160851047
>So cucked it's mirrored in how dreams about his love operate
>The one cucking you is also so NEET he had to be given a second chance to restart his life in a fantasy world

You sure you're fine, anon?

>>160870744
Well, I only watch episodes once and that's what I recall it sounding like, fggt.

>>160871083
It's repeated over and over and you still fuck it up

How

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>>160852872
man I was actually thinking this the other day

they always have those cheap looking walmart 5-pack underwear, you never see anything actually cute or fancy in the cosplay imagesets, which is weird since like half the images are upskirts and focus primarily on the girls panties

>>160871127
>DEEP DARK FANTASY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtsmlbQgdNk

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>>160869383
Guntool Doujin....

Megumin masturbation music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rSW74L-XMA

>>160870709
What a slut.

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How do we make Megumin comfortable with her body?

>>160874555
Multiple orgasms.

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>>160866057
She decided that good anatomy mattered less than sex appeal. A crafty one, that Megumin.

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>>160861350
An anon did it in one of those "how well can you draw Megumin?" threads.

>>160869531
>kigurumi Megumin
Creepy.

>>160866502
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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Would you let her win?

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>>160875376
Beat up the Megumin.

>>160875376
Yeah. First prize is my dick.

>>160869531
That's a man.

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>>160875432
>defeat Megumin/Aqua/Darkness
>keep hitting them while they're on the ground

>>160875432
what is this videogame, senpai

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Best way to carry her.

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>>160859545
Frog meat doing its job.

>>160859545
healthy diet

>>160875554
It's that Megaman clone that came with one of the BDs.

If Megumin is best girl, who is second best girl?

>>160876911
Wolbach.

>>160876911
Darkness.

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Never ever

>>160853418
Nah i heard it was funny so i decided to give a go. Turned out it's true.

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>>160877008
>nestled in Megumin's shitt
I would normally be disgusted by this, but mention Megumin and I suddenly become okay with this. I really am a simpleton.

>>160839941
>he's not rubbing the fuck out of these beautiful JC hips
Fag.

https://youtu.be/CPRmNlbXPKk
>Konosuba official Filipino dub

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>>160877230
Surprisingly a decent Aqua dub, nearly spot on.
t. flip

>>160853418
I'd seen Megumin posted plenty of times on /a/, but I didn't even know she was from Konosuba until I started waching it. Dunno how that's even possible.

>>160856008
>take shapeshifting power
>kill and replace Kazuma
Problem solved.

>>160877461
Wouldn't she see through your imitation of Kazuma?