Astolfo's a trap. Jack the Ripper's a loli. Frankenstein's

Victor always created a female

>>160818512
>Astolfo's a trap.
He is mentioned to be really pretty in Orlando Furioso. Also adds to the silly that Astolfo is supposed to represent.

>Jack the Ripper's a loli
That's complicated and has an actual reason. Basically as nobody knows who Jack the Ripper was you can get a lot of different things by summoning that. This thing is one of those, an ammalgam of aborted children in 19th century London.

>Frankenstein's a woman.
Here Victor always created a girl.

>>160818512
>Why did they do this?
Money.

>>160818512
None of those is nearly as silly as Paul Bunyan being a big little girl
The real character is literally the exact opposite of a little girl

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>>160818512
Oyakodon!

>>160820799
>Paul Bunyan
>real

>>160820799
That's not silly, that's amazing.

Making them girls makes them more money.

>>160818512
That's obviously a female. I see mosquito bite tits. Prove she's a girl (male).

>>160820379
It's not just here anon. The original story had a female monster.

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>>160821635
That's Modred, not Astolfo.

THIS is Astolfo.

>>160820799
The only thing that pisses me off about Paul Bunyan is that there NP is called "Wisconsin Death Trip" when the folklore has him in Northern Minnesota most of the time.

>>160822482
That's honestly more insulting than him being a little girl.

t. Minnesotan

>>160822482
Google "Wisconsin Death Trip".

>>160822887
>Riyo is more knowledgeable about american culture than americans

>>160823045
To be fair only about 4 or 5 states give a shit about Paul Bunyan and even them it's just barely.

Is this show canon?

>>160822887
How does a non fiction book about how shit it was living in the part of the Midwest around the 1890s have anything with Paul Bunyan

>>160820379
Why did you even bother to explain this? Everybody will ignore your explanation and just say some stupid thing.

>>160823137
And I would argue that out of those states its a toss up between MN and WI for who gives more of a shit, we even have a non official trophy called Paul Bunyan's Axe for the two college football teams (used to be a Slab of Bacon but it got lost)

>>160823901
What does the Enuma Elish have to do with Gilgamesh?
What does Bloodfort Andromena have to do with Medusa?
What does the slut chariot have to do with Medb?

and so on. They'll connect things NPs if they have even the vaguest relation to each other

>>160825235
tbf they at least try to come up with some reason behind each NP and it might be because there hasn't been to much information about Bunyan yet but there doesn't seem to be a particular reason behind the name

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>>160818512
Is Mordred more like a mentally retarded girl or more like an irrational animal?

>>160818512
So, you're new?

>>160818512
>TM product
>complaining about gender bending