This is Megumin.

Am I supposed to say something about her?

>>160796942
Why is she sad?

>>160797114
thingken of 爆発

Hi, Megumin

>>160797114
she lives a sad existence

>>160796942
This is her VA loosing her shit about the news of a new anime project(that can still mean just another OAD mind you)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuE2NI41oqw

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>>160797114
She got a new boyfriend (Kazuma) in vol 12
Darkness got rejected by him and told that he only loves Megumin and can't be with 2 girls at once.
Darkness tried to rape him anyway and he did not exactly resist.


If anyone has the screencap from the LN translation were Darkness gets emotionally demolished from being rejected, please post it. Probably the saddest a character from the main cast has been.

>>160797114
>born piss poor in a household with an irresponsible father who'd rather pursue his hobby than support the family
>rarely eat anything solid and nearly starve several times during your youth as a result
>one day, solve a puzzle and free an evil goddess from her seal; she becomes your goal but tries to kill you 8 years later while pretending not to recognize you
>become the most responsible member of your family and single-handedly take care of your sister by hunting and stealing food
>become twisted and manipulative as a result
>meet the privileged daughter of the village chief and start a pathetic game of daily challenges to get her to feed you
>ruin your genius potential because you're enamored by the world's most useless spell
>run into hardships everywhere you go because this world is stupid and you're a poorfag
>get rejected by every party, end up joining some mentally challenged people
>>>will never grow large breasts because of your genes and childhood malnutrition
Being Megumin is suffering.

>promise Megumin an explosive orgasm
>she leaves Kazuma for me

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>>160797243

>>160797333
>Boyfriend is a lolicon in denial and probably one of the richest guys in the world with crazy connections and dumb luck.
She's just got to chain Kazuma down and she'll be set for life

>>160797333
>she did all this
>is also a high-level mage
>is just 14/15 years old

The youth of many of the characters in anime is sometimes comical in itself.

>>160797476
>>160797440
>Not posting the next part where dorkness acts like a adorable dingus and then steals a kissu.

>>160797576
That's because I don't have it and that's not what he asked for

>>160797559
She's high level because she's a kill/exp steal expert.

>>160797241

I hate how soppy with all the fake crying the seiyu's have to act.

>>160797241
Rie is best girl.

>>160797614
It sounded real in the beginning but I think she switched to really obvious fake crying out of embarrassment.

>>160797614
There is actual emotion there though. You can tell she became all snotty and she has trouble sounding coherent towards the end. It is a radio show though so of course she has to exaggerate, just like with all other personality media in japan.

So are her and Kazuma a thing yet?

>>160797932
In novels, yeah

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Why is Megumin licking Yunyun's yunyuns?

>>160797333
>>>>will never grow large breasts because of your genes and childhood malnutrition
The latter could be countered with enough nutrition. The human body is designed to store fat/energy, from memory, as an aftereffect of needing to put on weight to survive a famine or similar.

>>160798013
To absorb the size of Yunyun's yunyuns.

>>160797440
>I've never been romantically liked by a girl of your age as beautiful in my entire life thus far.

Did he just say that he thinks she's more attractive at least physically than Megumin? And that he just likes Megumin more for other reasons?

>>160797079
No, just humbly gaze upon her glorious visage.

>>160798013
She needs to suck a dangerous type of poison from her body.

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>>160798119
Sure seems like it.

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I need more pictures of Elf costume Megumin in my life.

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>>160798407

>>160798443
HAYAKU DENDROMAIDEN WO

>>160798119
Yep he fell for Meguin's charms and has dreams of a happy-ever-after with her with kids running around. He is in love with her for her personality, which is some character growth for Kazuma.

And then Darkness tries to force herself on him, which he even assists her with, so I guess he hansnt really grown that much. I wonder if we will get a harem end.

>>160798443
Megumin is an adorable dork.

>>160798499
Kazuma's going to fuck something up at the end and accidentally become the new demon king.

>>160798551
Buddy, the only thing he's gonna fuck is clearly >>160796942

>>160796942

I'd breape her.

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>>160798407

>>160798551
No, stop trying to deprive Megumin from happiness! Just her her have her boyfriend and give him many children and explosions!

I want a happy ending for Darkness too, but I don't want her around Kauma and Megumin. She can settle for Dust, maybe, he is the type of scummy asshole she enjoys.

>>160797476
He always thought she was the hottest, but her personality left a lot to be desired.

I just caught up in the LNs, I was waiting for when Kazuma hooked up with Eris. I geuss I got memed on, but jokes on them I liked Megimin anyway.

>>160798618
>breape
?

>>160798692
Yup, he always said Darkness was his type. But not going for your type is a thing that happens in real life too, so I'm not very surprised.

>>160798781
To be fair, he said her LOOKS were his type. Her personality has been a constant barrier between him ever falling for her.

>>160798119
Megu isn't his age tho, not in their eyes anyway.

>>160798819
Once she hits 15 he stars hitting on her in the novels. Vanir also says Kazuma is a lolicon in denial.

>>160798899
It was 14. It's apparently in his strike zone.

>>160799007
14 is perfect. JCs are a man's happiness.

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>>160799286
And Megumin is a particularly perfect JC.

>>160798753
bap while raping?
I don't know though, just guessing.

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>>160798443
post the gif for the love of god POST IT

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>>160799534
I don't have in, anon ;_;

>>160799742
*I don't have it
Fuck

>>160799742
I want to adopt and be a kind parent of this Megumin

>>160799742
>>160799800
I want to build gunpla with Megumin.

>>160800023
I want to wild animal mating fuck Megumin.

I want to sit on a hill and watch the sun set with Megumin

>>160800023
Aqua put the bottle down
>>160800096
Kazuma she told you to wait

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>>160798692
>>160798806
As it would be for any sane person. She has serious problems. I've learned the hard way in the past - never stick your dick in crazy. Just stay away. Far away. As far as you can.

or dump her onto your best friend and don't warn him about anything

>>160796942
Is she a loli?

>>160800393
just lurk, don't post here

>>160800393
Yes

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>>160800393
No.

>>160797333
I liked Megumin a damn lot more when she was all that instead of muh Kazuma.

>>160801010
This is how a story works, anon. Romance takes a portion of a character's screen time and it is important as love and relationship n teenage years is something most humans can relate with, so I really don't mind how her character development is going. Its cute.

>>160801010
>Anime only fag doesn't understand character development
Who woulda thunk it

>>160801243
Maybe he does understand character development and that's why he doesn't like how Megumin changed. I personally don't dislike it but you can't blame him for it.

>>160799742
>ywn watch VOTOMS with Megumin

>>160801900
She was so cute in the OVA. Really makes you sad for >no S3.

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Best grill

>>160802056
That's the funniest joke i've read all year.

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>>160802056

>>160802407
>>160802261
better than megumeme

>>160802056
>>160802562
Cancer.

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>>160802056
Damn right she is

>>160797507
That's what her mom said & tried to get her to do. She even forced them to sleep in same bed.

>>160802711
Leave them be. Those insecure faggots can't stand it when people aren't talking about Aqua.
Do note that no one was comparing the girls until redditilla posted, and instead discussed Konosuba.

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>>160796942
This is Kazuma.

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>>160799742
She was so cute in that entire sequence.

>>160803259
Kazuma! Kazuma!

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>>160803952

>>160802407
Didn't megumeme win some reddit waifu popularity contest a while back?
Why is every single shitumin fag so delusional?

>>160804130
I for one am glad that we have such reddit savvy users on 4chan to tell us what goes on at reddit. Keep up the good work anon.

>>160804214
>megumin idiots spam "GO VOTE FOR MY WAIFU AT REDDIT!!!" for weeks
>then spam the results for weeks
>WTF, why do you know what goes on at reddit??? XD

You sure showed me.

>>160804348
I was here and everyone told that guy to fuck off and calling him a falseflagger. I wouldn't be surprised if it was you at the time and you're still clinging onto your personal-made fallacy.

>>160802056
>dumb, whiny nopan slut
No.

>>160804679
>nopan
I want Eris falseflaggers to leave.

>>160796942
can we just stop megumin threads for one day ? i kinda started to think that she's overrated

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>>160797440
>>160797476
I don't see what's so sad, isn't this literally her fetish?

>>160805224
Remember when she got her wish of being married to a fat sleazy noble who only treated her as an object for his sexual pleasure? The same thing.

>>160805224
>"Will I... not work?"
Her love for Kazuma grew completely unrelated to her fetish and she was rejected. Of course that's pretty sad.

Wait, so Megameme and Kazuma hook up in the LN?

neat

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How long would one last inside Megumin before exploding?

>best girl
>worst pairing for Kazuma
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>160805926
She can cast it pretty fast so not long.

>>160806742
I don't mean that kind of explosion, anon.

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>>160796942
>choker

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>>160805224

Dust is getting his own spin off book. He is a banished noble from a neighbouring country, former famed dragon knight, also a disgusting NEET delinquent who is friends with Kazuma and has almost as bad a reputation as him.
I'm pretty sure this is being written to set up a happy ending for Darkness as he is basically her perfect man.

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>>160796942
I remember that scene fondly.

>>160807112
That'd be cute. Also unexpected for Isekai LN where the girls falling for anyone but the main character is sacrilege and potential harmful to the brand. Even crazier is it would be her getting over the main character. That's gonna trigger NEETs hard.

>>160807112
Im pretty sure Dusts reputation is worse since hes actually some of the things people think Kazuma is. Kazuma at least doesent scam people like Dust does.

>>160807268
>Even crazier is it would be her getting over the main character. That's gonna trigger NEETs hard.

It would be even better if she does it before Kazuma gets together with Megumin.

>>160807714
Aren't they already?

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How does it feel knowing megumin doesn't actually exist anywhere and is just the product of wageslave drawings and a random nipgirl's voice?

>>160807854
Real humans are just biological machines, and their minds the result of chemical reactions.

>>160797440
>Mangas

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>>160805926
She's so tight, the average male wouldn't last more than a few seconds.

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>>160808582
But she's so cute that no man could resist going for the whole night and day.

>>160808789
>erotic and cute
Why is this allowed?

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Dear diary: The Explosion was rated 80 and the ass was fat

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Megumin is for ___

>>160809336
Marrying and producing many explosion loving children with.

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>>160809378
Got you covered fampai!

>>160809336
Dedicating your life to.

>>160809546
Why is trash there? Why is Kusoma looking at trash butt?

>>160797440
>>160797476
Poor Dorkness.

>>160809744
She was photoshopped there.

>>160809744
Family pet

>>160805926
I would explode the moment i start moving my hips.

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>>160809546
>you will never marry and have kids with your brown haired waifu
not Megumin
Stop lads, I can't take it anymore.

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>>160809988

>>160809546
Why does Right look like Chara?

Which volume of the light novel is where season two ends?

>>160810329
Volume 4. The anime adapted two volumes per season.

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>>160810181
Sorry, had to put her down.. (clean version)
>>160810186
Who?

Which volume of the light novel is where season two ends?

>>160810376
Okay thank you!

>>160805224
I can just imagine a scene with her under the rain looking at Kazuma going away as she waits for her trip to trigger, but it just won't come, instead only emptiness and cold spreads in her guts
>A-are ? That's weird, why does it hurt so much ??

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>>160810556
>her fetish was actually just a way to cope with painful feelings

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>>160810556
I hate Duckness, but this makes me feel...

>>160810535

read from the beginning fgt

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I love the first chapter of v12. This is so sweet.

>>160811138
After getting blue balled in the drama CD (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ccKqwFUwNI), this is pretty nice.

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>>160811338
Their relationship at the time of that short story wasn't romantic so I didn't really mind.

>>160811434
But my relationship to Megumin was...

>>160811434
This is based on a short story. So technically this is canon material. Maybe that's why they sometimes say they haven't had a 'proper' date yet.

>>160797440
Kinda curious why he doesn't go for polygamy.

>>160811517
Why would he? Harems are just fantasies, even he's able to discern that fact.

>>160811560
Not if one of them gets off to being NTRd.

>>160811517
>Kinda curious why he doesn't go for polygamy.

You can only have 1 waifu, idiot.
Being who he was, he must know the golden rule.

>>160811517
Because, anon, he dreams of family and stability with Megumin. He doesn't want a harem. Darkness seems legitimately hurt this time, probably because she also realized that her fantasies are not as cool and hot when they actually come true.

>>160811651
Darkness changed. She wants Kazuma to herself, and Megumin is even more resolute in that regard. Not to mention that they both want to keep the party dynamic as it is.

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>>160809336
Marriage

>>160806712
>>worst pairing for Kazuma
Do you actually think that?

>>160807268
Good. Darkness does not deserve to suffer for the sake of neets.

SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE GROWN UP MEGUMIN

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>>160811989
>be a Japanese pixiv artist
>waifu WN Megumin
>her story ends
This is us in 2019.

>>160807854
>random nip girl
Rie Takahashi is a voice acting otaku. Other actors have commented on how much time she spends studying her roles. Unconfirmed reports that she likes saying EXPLOSION to anyone who recognizes her. She cosplays Megumin often.

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>>160812073
Doesn't look nearly as cute as Megumin.

How popular is Megumin on the moon though ?
Usually there's a discrepancy between best waifu in the west and the east.

>>160812321
Also, she's adorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2E0EvRSGpQ

>>160812425
She's the most popular character in both sides of the globe, but the Western fanbase is absolutely crazy about her while she's just another waifu in Japan, and kinda the mascot of the Konosuba franchise.

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>>160812321
I don't care if you made this up on the spot, I want to believe it.

>>160812425
Looking up "このすば" gives me at least 70% Megumin, so I'd guess about the same.

>>160812538
Weird, I thought japan had a huge hardon for blondie knights.
But I guess loli is still stronger.

>>160807196
>>160796942
ROUGHLY 40kg
my dick

>>160812321
>how much time she spends studying her roles
Fatefag here. I love Takahashi Rie in other works but she's a secondary that only started watching Zero after taking over the role of Mashu and she hasn't even watched/played any other Fate stuff since.
She hasn't even caught up to the latest story chapter in F/GO and she runs the radio show

>>160811691
>what is a mistress

>>160812651
No one actually likes Megumin because she's a loli though. I'd say her outfit and fire theme do it for everyone.

>>160812651
>>160812793
And her seiyuu, too.

>>160812792
I mean, just because he marries Megumin doesn't mean he can't do it with Darkness.
You know the Japanese, "It's okay to fuck behind your husbando/waifus back as long as it's not because of love."

>>160812835
No she was still the most popular even before the anime

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What did she mean by this

>>160812876
Claiming ownership, you name it you keep it.

>>160812919
What happens if Megumin use that name paper thingy on his dick?

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>>160813024
He becomes unable to unname it.

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>>160812876
It's excalibur because noone ever pulled it out

>>160812876
>>160812919
>Names his sword "chunchunmaru"
>Names his dick Excalibur.

It make sense when you realize chunchun is but a play on chinchin.
Basically, sword is called dick. Dick is called a sword.

>>160812764
Not a fatefag at all here, but wasn't Taneda's hiatus rather sudden? Fate is a big fucking thing to pick up on short notice.

>>160813084
>It make sense when you realize chunchun is but a play on chinchin.
It's actually not. One of the names Kazuma came up with when he tried to impress the receptionist lady was "Kogarasumaru", which means "little crow" with the "maru" male suffix. Megumin, being high intellect as always, decided to mock him by reducing it to "chunchunmaru", "chunchun" being the onomatopoeia for bird noises in Japanese.

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>>160813190
megumins a little troll

>>160797440
Damn, Kazuma is truly a great man. Did the right thing even though it was hard where so many other faggots would just waffle hard and avoid the issue as they wallow in celibacy.

LN writing quality is still kind of laughable.

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>>160796942
If Kazuma chose the Harem ending would he become Rance?

>>160813747
He still has to level up a lot

>>160813497
Compared to what ? Isekai in general ?

>>160813945
Are there any well written Light novels?

>>160813945
I suppose so, that and any anime where the protagonist has any kind of opportunity to attract more than one girl.

>>160813497
>>160814192
The nigga actually made a decision and that in itself is somewhat commendable in this day of the dark age of harem.

>>160813497
>where so many other faggots would just waffle hard and avoid the issue as they wallow in celibacy
>more than friends but less than lovers
If anything these recent events are further ensuring his perpetual virginity
He doesn't want to have a real relationship even though Aqua doesn't give a shit and Darkness already knows what's happening

>>160814271
Having a single defined love interest while still keeping hopeless flies around the MC isn't uncommon.

>>160814192
>that and any anime where the protagonist has any kind of opportunity to attract more than one girl.
Situations you don't like aren't the same thing as bad writing.

>>160814410
Fair enough, but the first step being taken is always still good to see. It feels less common nowadays.

>>160813747
He has to do a lot of shit to get to Rance's level

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>>160813747
What if he becomes Tomaru?

>>160815017
>he does that with his daughter with Megumin

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>>160814358
This isn't nearly as bad as it sounds, it's a Japanese thing. Also they clearly mean it to be a transition phase to the full public couple level.
Megumin was actually kind of ok with immediate baby making and shotgun wedding btw, it was actually Kaz who said that would be inmature and a bad idea in the long term... Even though he is genuinely looking forward to having kids with her.

>Chomusuke has the same VA as Sena the prosecutor

>>160796942
Megumin more like Megameme

>>160815679
>145 cm
>mega

I just deleted my Megumin album which had 600 images, because my family wanted to see some pictures on my phone. Turns out Android doesn't have a recycle bin. Oops.

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>>160815724
Ouch....

>>160814464
Explain to me where I ever said something like that. I'm sure that if you try you'll realize you're misunderstanding me because you're projecting too hard.

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>>160815724
Now you can start over with the proper Crimson Demon.

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>>160815724
well you better get started on a new one

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Crimson ____ Demon.

>>160816290
Blowjob Demon!

>>160816290
cum

>>160816290
semen demon

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Hai hai Kazuma desu

>>160812764
>>160813177
I did some research, and I'm guessing she got the FGO role specifically because she's a quick study, and she's popular enough to weather getting shit on for being a scrub on the radio and not being Risa Taneda. I'm not going to hold being a Fate secondary against anyone, 'cuz ain't nobody got time for that, though props to the other hosts for being true fans.
My main point was that she seems to try hard to get the voice right. I don't know how much time she had to figure out the role of Mashu, but what I've lisgened to sounds like she really tried not to fuck up Taneda's character.

>>160796942
I'd kono her suba if you know what I mean

>>160816835
Rie is playing Mashu? What a coincidence, I've started masturbating furiously to her too.

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>>160799286
>JCs are a man's happiness.
my nigga

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OTP

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>>160796942
Meme girl.

>>160817708
Then she's a very cute meme

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>>160797440
>>160797476
fuck

>>160817708
>no pantsu
wtf

>>160818154
wow no panties

I want to _BE_ Megumin

>>160818456
Why? Do you like the idea of being a cute helpless kitten?

>>160796942
I want to fuck her so hard she explodes

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>>160818603
>not wanting to be a sexy little girl
>not wanting to be mating pressed by other anons
Get off /a/

Why are KonoSuba threads so disgusting?

>>160814271
Fuck off. Kazuma keeps flip flopping in the story due to the author's shit writing.

One week ago, he wants to live with Iris in her castle forever and then the next week, he suddenly is in love with Megumin.

No build up at all.

>>160811517
The last volume Kazuma was gung ho for Kazuma, even enjoyed getting to hear how much Iris and Megumin like him or at least try to hear the reasons for why they like him.

>>160811871
>>160807714
>>160807268
Fuck off you retarded pieces of shit. Recent volume even has Darkness not knowing Dust's name.

Story-wise, Dust is the one who spies on Rin all the time if he catches Rin meeting another male.

>>160797333
Explosion is not useless, it just has limited uses. If Aqua didn't have autism then they would have offensive magic covered, and have explosion for big things. She literally ruins everything.

>>160807112
Dust isn't really a NEET. He does work or quits working partway.

He isn't inside a house all day as well.

Dust's party members are the ones that are NEETs since they aren't broke like Dust and can drink all day long in the guild. Dust's party members don't need to work at all.

Learn what a NEET is, dumbass.

Dust is actively working as a scammer; he is in an active job right now, trying to sucker gullible people.

That disqualifies him as NEET.

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>>160819069
What? I was just asking.

>>160819431
I would imagine a priest only has offensive magic against undead
And Aqua brings up the party DPS by buffing Kazuma

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>>160797712
How much you want to bet she just practices her explosion casting when no one's looking, like Megumin did when they left her alone to guard that dungeon entrance.

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Fuck me I thought this was another meme thread
I did not expect this?

>>160819721
The anime original finale to s2 isn't canon, but she did use offensive magic against the slime. Is that undead?
I don't read so I don't know the whole picture.

>>160819884
Megumin threads always discuss Konosuba though

>>160819899
purification causes damage to poison elemental enemies apaprently, it's not strictly speaking an offensive spell

>>160819828
TINY SEIYUU. PICK HER UP AND SPIN HER AROUND.

>Kazuma starts off as degenerate harem-fag who wants to fuck everything without responsibility
>Now dreams of settling down and having a family with his loyal and monogamous waifu

Is this what getting redpilled looks like?

>>160820355
>Kazuma starts off as degenerate harem-fag who wants to fuck everything without responsibility

he was never like that

>>160820355
No.
Getting red-pilled hurts. It hurts a lot.

>>160820355
>Kazuma starts off as degenerate harem-fag who wants to fuck everything without responsibility
t.secondary

>>160819985
She also used God Blow.

>>160815017
How the fuck you manage to get to that level

He was expecting to clone himself or smth?

nbn

>>160821875
that is a punch

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I was really hoping the disc version would add the lines they cut from the LN here. The 'I'll never fall for you' and the talk about her birthday and age...And the internal Kazuma thoughts at that moment he stopped seeing her as a child. The sudden blushing 'Why are we in the bath together?' line just seems off without that context.

>>160820355
Not red-pilled, he's just less of a kid now.

>>160815017
>>160822222
The madman just won't stop

>>160802407
Shoulda saved that reaction for when somebody posts "underrated post".

>>160796942
Why does Megumin wear a collar? Is she a slut?

>>160821875
> God Blow
> Damage

>>160816290
Mother

>>160824380
She earned her black belt in blowjobs. She has to make money somehow.

>>160796942
Whats that black choker thing mean?

>>160824380
well her race is a genetic engineering project by a japanese person, their traditional attire is mem/fetish gear so there you go

>>160819828
I hope she and her role get their happy endings.

>>160820355
Kazuma
>Be born into a well off household in one of the most prosperous nations
>Be a nice kid and befriend this one woman, she's the center of your universe
>You are promised marriage and are content at that promise and you hold true for many years
>She breaks the promise, or doesn't remember it, shattering your sensibilities
>Become entrenched in the community of Otaku losers because they are the only people who really understand you
>You sink deeper, even though people love you (parents) because your view of your future is bleak
>Become paranoid, lose sense of the world
>What is left of your kind heart forces you to save a girl you think was going to die, but instead you die in a humiliating fashion

>You get a second chance, but choose some shitty woman as a helper
>You gain a nice kid with strange gifts and a perverted female knight as companions
>Never submit to the pervert's demands and, in fact, get disgusted by them
>Let your own perversion control your action and start doing gross panty raids
>Hang out with your group more and more

>Your bleak future now looks bright again.
>A woman admits her feelings for you, and you realize you feel the same
>Instead of a future promise, this one is sitting in front of you
>You cry internally and truly fall in love again

This story is about Kazuma going from Kazutrash to KazuMan.