burg
>>160782622
HAM-BA-GA
Cheese-chan is the cutest.
>>160785068
while you spend all day at the gym your waifu cheats on you with fat old bald men
Maybe burgers aren't that great.
Avocado/guacamole burgers are so fucking good.
>>160783264
no no no,
Ham BUR ger.
for me, its the McChicken™
>>160782622
>>160786020
>>160785479
HAM
BA
GA
>>160787086
>>160782622
Bacon is best
I do love me some burgs
>>160785479
>>160785068
have you seen a proper /a/ cooking thread without jack posting? They used to be so good.
>>160787351
Alright, how are people supposed to eat those novelty burg stacks? Obviously they can't fit it in their mouth like a normal burg.
>>160787451fork and knife, those burgers are all about the patties so don't ever buy one from a regular fastfood joint
This is the perfect burger.
Bun
Tomato (1)
Mayo
Lettuce
Patty
Cheese (Cheddar)
Bacon (2)
Patty
Pickles (3)
Ketchup + Mustard
Bun
Prove me wrong. You can't.
>>160787652
>mayo
>in a burger
Into the trash it goes
>>160787742
shut up slut
>>160787451
You just gotta believe. You could be like >>160787609 and knife it, but I would still just pick a corner and go in. Wearing my food is no problem, I'm already eating a giganto-burg.
>>160787652
>Mayo
>Ketchup
No
>>160787742
This. mayo is alright but I don't know what it would achieve in a burger that already has both ketchup and mustard on it.
>>160787742
would my semen be better for you?
>>160787652
>Prove me wrong.
bun
mustard
burger
ketchup
mustard
burger
ketchup
mustard
burger
ketchup
bun
>>160787854
What the fuck
>>160787652
>putting mayo on a burger
>mixing ketchup and mustard at anypoint in your life
>no mushrooms
>no onions
>not swiss or pepperjack
>no jalapenos
>>160787854
>>160787918
spot the spic
>>160787918
>NOT mixing ketchup and mustard at anypoint in your life
What is wrong with you?
I like my burgers rare
Can't we just love all burgs?
>>160787969
>passcuck
>jackposting
Lick my balls
>>160787918
>>160787854
>>160787795
>>160787742
You cretins actually eat burgers without mayo? What the shit?
I'm not even a yuropoor and I know mayo belongs on burgers.
>>160787652
>cheddar
>>160788030
enlighten me you fucking subhuman
what god damn cheese do you fucking use
>>160788030
>eating murican processed shit
enjoy your cancer at age 30
sourdough bun
barbecue sauce
tomato
bacon
cheddar
beef
crispy fried onions
sourdough bun
>>160788015
Mayo is only for normal sandwinches if you're not subhuman
>>160788110
fuck off shit for brains, mayo complements the veggies on a burger
>>160788015
mayo doesn't go with beef, it goes with fowl and fish.
Best Burg
>>160788157
>fish
Please slit your throat.
>>160788144
Forgot the text.
Mayo loves burg!
>>160788102
What doesn't give you cancer these days? Who even gives a shit anymore?
>>160788170
after you, cunt.
>>160788208
nigger
>>160788166
Good but very overrated
>>160788136
mayo is a trash ingredient. it's literally just spreadable oil. soybean oil, not even good tasting oil. how fat do you have to be to look at food and think it needs soybean oil smeared on it to taste good?
Avacado-chan a cute, green hair and pubes.
5 Guys > Wendy's > Burger King > McDonalds
>>160788166
Is this the diarrhea californians wont shut the fuck up about?
>>160788238
>pubes
she's 10 years old
>>160788196
You're right. If anything I should be doing whatever I can to die faster.
>>160788243
How can one person opinion be so wrong?
>>160788243
>falling for the 5 guys meme
>>160788030
>Kraft cheese slices (plastic)
>>160788273
It's fucking delicious. It's expensive but worth it.
>>160788166
5 guys is alright, country burger is better
>>160788243
>5 Guys
>Paying that much for a burger
>>160788136
Just like >>160788157 said mayo fucks up the patty. It sucks for burgers
>>160788166
Americans eat this?
>>160788244
Faggots don't know that if it's not a home made burg it's trash.
>>160788337
>fish
Kill yourself too
>>160782622
is OP trying to imply that burg = vagina?
Texas here to set the record straight. This is the only acceptable place to have a good burger
I want /ck/ tostay.
>>160788355
I didn't say fish but whatever your pea brain tells you
>>160788388
they're a close second to country burger
>>160788388
False
>>160788166
Disproportionate as fuck
>>160788388
>moved to Kansas from Texas
>haven't had WATAHOTABATABURGER in almost a year
I want to fucking die. I miss the spicy ketchup, the diced onions, the delicious beef.
>>160788420
is >>160788414 better?
Or is the issue that you want to ruin a burger with excessive lettuce, tomato, onion, and dressings? (pic related)
>>160787854
Bun
Teriyaki
Pineapple
Ham
Ketchup
Mayo
Lettuce
Pickles
Onion
Garlic Butter
Bacon
Cheese
Burger
Cheese
Chicken
Cheese
Sausage
Egg
Cheese
Fish
Tarter Sauce
Onion
Pickles
Lettuce
Mustard
Bun
Whataburger>In-N-Out
>>160788468
That's not a burger anymore it's straight up poison.
>>160788414
>Comifornia fag cant understand the greatness that is the Country of Texas
>>160788414
>>160788468
Revolting
>>160788426
Feel your pain man. If it wasn't for the military I would be home enjoying my chicken strip BBQ sandwich on Texas toast.
I have to deal with all these In and Out here in Cali
>>160788243
Homemade>everything
You know how to cook, right /a/?
>>160788594
Cooking is for women, sissyboi!
>>160788517
>look at me, I'm a faggot scared of a mild carcinogen that requires a couple hundred stone to be eaten anually to be meaningfully carcinogenic with time.
>>160788550
I am a political prisoner, stop blaming me. Maybe you're right, but innout is so good that I don't believe you. I am not opposed to the concept of them both being great.
>>160788571
That's right you fucking limey, revolting lets you have freedom like this.
>>160788468
I wouldn't even feed that to my dog.
Anon >>160788348 got it right.
Homemade or bust you amateurs.
>>160788614
Posting superior cake
>>160788604
Look at this insecure little faggot
>>160788640
This can be argued to be a burger
>>160788571
I miss thatcher...
>>160788604
>living alone
>can't cook
>>160787652
Toasted bun
romaine lettuce
swiss cheese
medium rare patty
bbq-sauce
Toasted bun
this is the only correct burger all others are inferior
>>160788604
You gonna trust a woman behind your grill? What a little bitch.
>>160788604
>this projecting
>>160788726
>>160788722
>>160788713
>>160788645
You actually cook?
Are you a woman or cute trap?
>>160788716
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mayo is meant for hotdogs.
There lived a humble chef named Anon who loved to make burgers. He lived in a small town, and all the lolis loved his burgers.
He thought himself satisfied with this, till one night a spirit came to troll him as he slumbered.
The spirit bellowed before Anon, "I am da wise and bowerful grill-masder, heed my gall :DDDDDDD"
Anon looked at the great spirit sceptically, "Spurdo Sparde? This can't be real"
The spirit continued "I may nod be real, bud dreams gan gome drue :DDD" "I have wadged u for a long dime, u musd realize ur ladent dalent and forge da uldimade gourmed burg XDDDD"
The dream haunted Anon's mind, but he did not heed the call.
Anon would say, "Burgs don't need to be fancy and the lolis like them just fine, I'm happy where I'm at.
But events would turn against Anon, chain-restaurants started appearing in his town and the lolis stopped coming to his restaurant
Anon couldn't compete with their prices and the rent for his restaurant was too great.
So Anon closed his shop, collected his savings and began to travel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79wV5JVrnc
>>160788716
>lettuce
>swiss instead of white cheddar or american
>raw patty
WEW LAD
You are a cuck.
>>160788760
>mayo on hot dogs
Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder.
>>160788015
mayo is a disgusting nip perversion of the one true recipe handed down from Jesus Christ to Ronald McDonald
>>160787652
>dual stacking patties with no central stabilizing support bun
Wow, what a faggot. Enjoy your lack of burger control
>>160788772
He visited Japan, Korea, and China. Continued to Thailand, India and Pakistan.
He experienced new flavors, new textures, in combinations he never heard of.
Anon began to experiment, fusing what he had learned with what he always loved, burg.
He met chefs along the way and exchanged cooking techniques.
He traveled to Kuwait, Israel, and Greece, uncovering techniques so powerful it would cause people to lose their clothes while in the throws of ecstasy from his fanatic burgers
In Germany he met a shadowy catgirl, she said "I challenge you Anon, if I can make a better burg, you must work for me, but if you win I'll replenish your lagging savings"
Anon was painfully aware of his finances, his savings were in fact exhausted and he was in debt. So Anon accepted.
Anon's techniques were polished, the combinations he used were born out of 10s of thousands of failures. The judges drooled at the presentation, the smell had them behaving like a pack of starved wolves, and so satisfying they all lit up cigarets taking long relaxed draws.
But the shadowy catgirl relied on techniques that are unnatural, the Judges hypnotized by her burger's smell. Flavors so strong the judges hallucinated they were in burgtopia, swimming in divine sauces and dancing with the finest cuts of meat, having the time of their lives.
>>160788760
Did they have trouble splitting the bun fully or what?
>>160788748
Don't worry anon. You'll learn eventually...sometime after your mommy stops spoon-feeding you your applesauce.
>>160788813
t. bread industry shill
>>160788796
>>160788813
more than two buns is shit. Learn to make patties instead of meatballs, and you'll be fine.
>>160788822
The Judges where unanimous, the shadowy catgirl had won, so Anon had to work for her.
The place Anon now worked was more lab than kitchen, the people there more chemist than cook.
The flavors came not from meat or vegetable, they were artificial, engineered at the molecular level.
There was no love here, their methods were cynical and efficient, for Anon it was Burger hell.
The shadowy catgirl's methods were ruthless without limit. Her secret ingredient, had been LSD and Coke.
For years Anon labored here, but he had a plan.
He challenged his employers, "If I can demonstrate a way to make burgs more efficiently than you I get to retire"
The shadowy catgirls looked at each-other and retorted, "But when you fail, you'll have to work here, FOREVER."
Who could make more burgers in 8 hours, Anon or their Machine.
It was an electro-mechanical monstrosity, fed vats of chemicals, corn, and whole cows, a gruesome automated process that ultimately led to burgers flowing off a treadmill.
Anon stood there smiling, he wasn't alone. The connections and friendships he cultivated on his journey paid off as an army of loli chefs was backed up behind him.
They grilled and assembled their hearts out, outproducing even the mighty machine.
The shadowy catgirls cried foul, "you can't do that, know your place, we are the rulers of the burg"
But Anon said "not anymore, Burger revolution!"
>>160788604
I bet you burn water fag boi.
>>160788796
Give it a shot anon, it's damned good. Better than Yacksup.
>>160788748
Depends on your definition of woman or cute.
>>160788798
Is Adam /our guy/?
>>160788858
The flames rose high from the chemicals, as they burned the fowl place to the ground.
From out of the chaos a discovery was made
As they ate the burgs that they themselves had made they found a new flavor.
Serendipity had blessed one of the loli chef's mistakes, it was a flavor like no other, burger ambrosia.
Anon returned to his town, with the secret to making the ultimate gourmet burg.
The chains folded immediately upon the opening of Anon's restaurant.
Loli burg lovers from around the world come to visit Anon and partake of his ultimate gourmet burg.
I made this burg a while ago how'd I do?
>>160788848
Why does that look like a penis caught inside a door that was slammed into it just as it was ejaculating?
What are the best fries?
Regular?
Shoestring?
Waffle cut?
With toppings?
Your opinions, please.
>>160788922
Damn that looks good bro
>>160788922
>no sesame seeds
>tomato as thicc as the patty
>no crunchy lettuce
I give you bonus points for the root beer though, 8/10
>>160788716
>bbq-sauce
gross
BBQ sauce is for closet ketchup enthusiast.
>>160788940
Waffle cut master race.
Don't drool over these fries too much, Chick-Fil-A is closed tomorrow :(
>>160788907
Thank you for this uplifting tale.
>>160788940
Onion fries are damn good.
>>160788922
>drinking root beer with your burgers
>not straight whiskey
>>160788960
Sesame seeds fuck-up your intestines. Best bun at McDumps is the Filet O'Souls bun.
>>160789013
>Sesame seeds fuck-up your intestines
any substance for this meme? never heard this before
>>160788940
Steak fries paired with a thick, juicy burger.
>>160788940
Regular fries can't really be ranked since they can have such varied quality depending on the place.
Wafflefries as an overall category are the top tier.
>>160788960
lettuce sucks. why do you want a fucking leaf on your burg? are you a rabbit?
>>160789008
>drinking whiskey with anything
>drinking whiskey at all
It's only good as sauce for grilled ribs.
>>160789055
im on a diet
>>160788887
Yes.
>>160789055
Lettuce does suck
Everyone knows spinach is better and is a staple of any good burger
>>160789034
My neger
>>160789095
fuck off popeye, spinach is for soup and stew only
>yuros telling Americans how their food is supposed to be eaten
I thought you guys hated everything about America?
>>160788940
Curly
>>160789034
Cheesy Steak Fries, mein freund.
>>160788922
to-ra-shu
Only things that are acceptable on burgers:
2 buns or less
2 fully cooked (well done) patties or more
cheese, no more than 1 per patty (american)
mustard
ketchup
barbecue sauce
fries
fried onion bits
hashbrowns
onion rings
pancakes
maple syrup
chicken tenders
chicken patties
tonkatsu
sausage patties
mini corndogs
CRISPY bacon (slices are frown upon, crumbles are desired)
Fried potato scallops
fish patty
taco meat
pasta
Get the fuck out of here with your heretic cuck sacrilege.
>>160789055
Helps add crunch&texture to an otherwise squishy burg. Spinach is pretty good for that too, though: >>160789095
>>160787451
>he can't shaggy that shit
>>160789055
Canada ruins everything.
>>160789142
>burger
>american food
>le avacado meme
i fucking hate califags and that stupid nu-fruit they force on everything
>>160789152
Fuck I haven't had a corndog in years, now I want one
>>160789055
Lettuce helps soak-up a lot of the excess burger grease.
>>160789202
It's like anything that came from yurop. They tried to make it then we perfected it.
>>160789166
>crunch&texture
that's what the fried onion is for.
>>160789223
either use a bun or don't. Stop ruining your burgers.
>>160789203
>nu-fruit
Avocado was there before you were even born fag.
>>160789263
yeah but it's been redditfied as hell over the past decade
>>160789203
I feel the same way
t. califag
>>160789202
Therefore Americans can't be called "burgers"
Pineapple and beetroot on a burger are the best.
>>160788015
Mayo is good for sandwiches, but not burgers
>>160789311
>Mayo is good
WEW
>>160789298
I should start calling Yuros burgers now, since they clearly invented the cheeseburger sandwich
>>160789311
Burgers are a sandwich you fucking worm.
>>160789095
>>160789311
Mayo is good for fries.
>>160789055
>>160789130
>>160789258
Alright guys, come on guys, you guys are kidding, right? You guys are just leaving out an essential part of a burg as a joke, right?
>>160789286
>>160789203
>all those buzzwords
Just crawl back to where you came from please.
>>160788166
For its price yes. They have terrible fries though, always have.
>>160789298
It's a popular dish in America so it's still valid.
If you don't like mayo, you are a nonwhite subhuman
>>160789286
How the fuck can a food be "redditified"?
>>160789357
t. calishit
>>160788243
No burger is worth 12 goddamn dollars
>>160789306
Aussies represent.
>>160789334
It's like saying something is a good mixer for whiskey then putting it in a single malt scotch.
>>160789375
>They have terrible fries though, always have.
Agreed.
next time ask for mustard fried fries or a mustard fried burger.
>>160789378
So you're just calling Americans "Europeans" even though you guys want nothing to do with us and hate every single thing that has ever come out of our country.
>>160789389
have you been to an avocado toast restaurant? it's basically reddit centralized down to a 1:1 person to redditor ratio
wtf is an avocado burger? sounds nasty
>>160789426
I never said any of that.
>>160789473
Don't talk shit about my wife, dude.
>>160789407
>see this thread when I clicked on /a/
>see this image
Did I accidentally click on /ck/?
>>160789473
Avacado doesn't really taste like anything and has good nutritional value. What's the big deal?
>>160789494
Your wife is nasty
>>160789494
How do you marry food?
>>160789505
It's damn expensive.
>>160789348
Belgians always tell me that, but they must be using a different mayo than what I tried.
>>160789404
Sure there are, but not from any of those places. A proper gourmet burg is as satisfying as a steak.
>>160782622
I WANT TO BURG!
>>160789494
sorry
>>160789522
for you
>>160789505
>Avacado doesn't really taste like anything
It sorta does, it's more that it has a buttery consistency.
>>160789502
/a/ and /ck/ crossover quite a lot, strangely.
>>160789538
>>160789530
>burger
>worth more than $6
>buying overpriced steak for the sake of ponce
>gourmet
You are fake news.
>>160789516
POST MORE ANIME BURGS
>>160789601
who is this disgusting girl
>>160789601
>>160789586
>>160789485
Yuros hate everything about America, they all do
>>160789503
Pretty Patties?
>>160789583
I feel bad for you. Have you never had burger that was significantly better than the fast food crap?
>>160789608
>disgusting
kys
>>160789643
Is that one green?
>>160789643
Asia's always doing weird shit with their burgers.
>>160789658
>everywhere is mcdonalds
WEW
>>160789601
I've only just started my burg folder.
a) your waifu becomes real and you marry her, but you can never eat a burger ever again
b) you get free burgers for the rest of your life and they all taste amazing, but your waifu gets fucked by an old fat man that works at a financial firm
>>160789684
>>160789697
... really hard
Hamburgers are food for children and adults with childlike palates
>>160789729
shut up
>>160789575
THANK YOU!
In-N-Out is a bigger meme than 5 Guys.
The only good fast food burger is Freddy's.
>>160789737
>>160789729
t. papa john
fuck off shil
>>160789697
If I can still have hamburger, then A.
If I can't then I choose neither.
>>160789568
We never go full /ck/. We never caught on with "For me, it's the McChicken" or the jokes about chicago pizza.
>>160789717
Let's make a rainbowger
>you can't buy pretzel buns at the grocery store
I cant bake
>>160789766
You must be new.
>>160789697
A
I can still enjoy chicken sandwiches at least.
>>160789790
I can't say I've caught every /ck/ thread here
>>160789766
>>160788388
Texan here. 80% of my body is made from whataburgers.
>>160789825
The fucking blue bonnet photo...
Bless you
WacDonalds or Burger Queen?
>>160788388
I haven't had whataburger is forever actually. Should go this week.Even if they are inferior to Cane's.
>>160789817
I just don't understand why people like thick pizzas. Granted I grew up on NY pizza, but that doesn't change that your pic is mostly just bread.
Lettuce
tomato (take it or leave it)
Grilled onion
cheese of your choice
thousand island dressing
Burger
bonus: avocado
All I need on my burg.
So this exact food item came out of Europe? I had no idea that you guys were the first to make a beef patty sandwich with American cheese
>>160789866
Because:
magaraita fag meme < casserole < quesadilla < calzone < pizza
>>160789890
Apparently the romans had what was essentially a burger.
>>160789890
Who cares, if you aren't posting burgs you are shitposting.
>>160789929
I can do both
>>160789745
Freddy?
>>160786105
>What's that you got, a fucking nuke?
Every time
>>160789913
stromboli are better than calzones anyway
this thread is gross.
>>160789941
Iyesu.
>>160789688
I'm being earnest, so you've had steak burger with fun stuff like sauteed mushrooms and caramelized onion and it doesn't do much for you? You know, the kind of burger you wouldn't put ketchup on.
>>160789961
hi papa john
>>160789890
Forgot image
>>160789921
I mean some random dude living in a hut outside Italy could have melted some cheese on bread and therefore invented pizza. The specific item everyone acknowledges as a burger is an American invention
Who else loves Wicdonalds?it's disgusting trash that only sells because it looks like a good value to retarded faggots that aren't capable of critical thought.
>>160789890
ground beef patty in between two slices of bread isn't exactlt hard to do.
>>160789983
Their nuggets are good at least.
>>160789965
>so you've had steak burger with fun stuff like sauteed mushrooms and caramelized onion and it doesn't do much for you?
Yes. I don't particularly care for steak.
>You know, the kind of burger you wouldn't put ketchup on.
That's called a cheeseburger. Condiments other than barbeque don't belong on cheeseburger.
Ketchup and mustard are only for hamburgers.
>>160789983
I only go there for the breakfast burritos.
>>160789983
McChickens aren't too bad
>>160790003
We don't have anything to claim, you guys just fucking say you invented it before us. Let us have one invention for fucks sake
>>160790006
Yeah, but 10 nuggers for 1.50 at bk. I know they're not close to a 1:1, but the extra value is more than worth it to me.
>>160789983
the Big Mac is hard to replicate, and I know we all crave it time to time
>>160789983
>critical thought
You are so much smarter because you packed home lunch. Good job.
>>160790019
The best fast food sandwich
>>160790036
BK's nuggets are dry tasteless abominations compared to Wicdonalds.
>>160790050
Spoken like a true faggot who has never been to Chik-Fil-A.
>>160790050
It is really good, not the best overall, but the best for the money.
>>160789983
The processed presentation brings out a nostalgic comfort in me.
>>160790038
just because a burger has two buns, a patty, cheese, and lettuce doesn't mean it is a good value if it's cheap.
One must consider the thickness and diameter of the patty.
People who like mcdonalds are blinded by the thought of a complete burger for cheap when they could pay marginally more and get more than double the burger.
>>160790079
Now do it in less than 10 minutes.
>>160790019
>We don't have anything to claim
>first commercially viable lightbulb
>first flight
>morse code
>suspension bridges
>the modern potato chip
>the alarm clock
>barbed wire
I could keep going
>>160790068
>Spoken like a true faggot who has never been to Chik-Fil-A.
Anon, google "For me, it's the McChicken"
>>160790107
I drive across the street to burgerking, across the street and make a uturn and go to jack in the box, or across town to wendys, or across town to carls, or across town to innnout... Half of those are under 10 minutes away.
>>160790115
I'm sure you Yuros will say that some random fucking dude in Europe invented all of those first, because Yuros fucking hate Americans and refuse to acknowledge if we've done something before them
>>160790019
I'm not yuropoor, I'm just saying it's not exactly hard to claim you invented a dish that is essentially meat between bread. Making it taste good is another story.
>>160790147
Yeah but if you patented it first, then legally you invented it. That's how it works.
>>160790115
/ck/ memes were a mistake.
>>160790149
A third of americans are german. We have immigrants from hamburg. We turned hamburg steak into burgers.
>>160790115
>>160790172
Yeahm but you never see the full pasta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPCaTZSpp8o
>>160787742
Fuck off the only thing wrong with that is the tomatos/ketchup
>>160790014
If you don't like steak then you might as well be a vegitarian, you don't belong in a burg thread.
>condiments
bbq sauce may as well be ketchup when discussing beef, if you need it you're eating garbage. Go eat soy faggot.
>>160790146
>jack in the box, or across town to wendys, or across town to carls, or across town to innnout
>critical thought
Sure showed me
>>160787652
Bun
Mayo+Mustard
Lettuce
Cheese (1)
Burger
Cheese (2)
Burger
Cheese (3)
Burger
Cheese (4)
Burger
Bun
Different kind of cheese each time
>>160790199
If you turn that steak into hamburger I would like it.
>>160790213
You would have had a point if you only highlighted wendys and carls. Jack in the box and innnout are good value burgers.
>>160788144
THICKBURGERS
>>160790245
But anon, the only acceptable cheeses are american, white cheddar, and hole-less swiss.
You are committing heresy.
why do anime girls like eating thick, greasy, juicy burgers so much?
>>160788166
looks like a loose vagina with a yeast infection
>>160790173
I'm not denying that, stop antagonizing my words. I can put food between two other types of food and claim it as my own invention, doesn't really mean shit if it tastes terrible or I can't improve on it. A lot of Asian dishes use rice or noodles as one of their key ingredients, it doesn't matter that noodles were made by some chinese peasant, you know ramen comes from Japan and chew mein from China.
What's the anime equivalent of the Dagwood Sandwich?
>>160789426
white Americans are descendants of yurops
>>160790368
Tell that to Europeans, they'll just go "MUH HERITAGE" over and over
>>160790366
Excesive bread. shit sandwich.
Here is how you make a sandwich:
potato bread
mustard
Pound of deli ham
mustard
potato bread
>>160790368
Yeah but Italy doesn't take credit for something invented by a man in France that's descended from Italians.
>>160790403
Gustave Eiffel was descendent from italians...
>>160790401
>Excesive bread
Anon that's the point, it's just several sandwiches stacked together, it's inherently designed to be comically tall.
>>160790276
Have you never had blue cheese or pepper jack on a burger?
>>160790464
I care not for mold cheeses and I have not had pepperjack on a burger.
>American cuisine
>people not mixing ketchup and mayo together
God damn people are missing out just likesprinkling salt on watermelons
>>160790437
Yeah and last I checked France takes credit for his work, because he grew up and lived in France.
>>160790490
>spoiler
>>160790528
Then why are you criticizing us when we do the same?
I hate how americans only relate food to fast food, all you have too do is visit /ck/ and most of the threads are about fast food/soda/alcohol posted by americans
>>160790540
I'm not, you're confusing me with someone else. I was the one who listed those american inventions.
>>160790547
Well because you guys shit on every other attempt we make to relate to anything else.
>>160790547
Let's face it, most people who spend a shitload of time per day on the internet eat a lot of fast food.
>>160790547
shut the fuck up, faggot
>>160790487
>Salt
>Catsup (Ketchup)
>Lettuce [Veg]
>Bread
>Sesame Seeds (Ricelets)
>Beef
>Sauce
All major food groups represented, Elves should learn to admire the simplicity of it.
>>160790547
>people who spend all day on 4chan like junk food and booze
wow really?
>>160790485
Missing out.
When I make burger I like to saute mushrooms in garlic butter and Guinness, it's a great topping and it demands a bold cheese to go with it.
>>160790611
Is Pepper Jack bold enough
>>160790607
When you're a neet, you have all the time in the world to cook thing for myself.
>>160790547
That's because that's all we eat, even at home.
Why would I add complexity to a meal and make it worse just for the sake of ponce?
American food is simple:
Meat + grain + corn + tomato + milk + egg
There is alot of creativity that can be done with those simple ingredients, but american food is wildly differnt than spic food or french food.
It is simple, tasty, fast, and convenient.
>>160790667
yourself*
Fuck.
>>160790669
I forgot potato
>>160790569
>>160790607
eating fast food more than once a month is only an american/mexican thing.
>>160790653
if you're a pleb
munster or a fine chedder is best
Y'all doing terrible at burgposting.
>>160790691
Yeah nah shut the fuck up. I've been to the UK. You yurosissies eat mcdonalds all the time too.
>>160790653
Barely, which is why I like the blue cheese. Incidentally I also discovered that that pickled red ginger goes quite well with the blue cheese as a contrast.
>>160790698
I do like my cheddar extra sharp.
>>160790713
I'd rather post corndog
I haven't had an avocado since 2015 because assholes drove the price up. They need to hurry up and move on to kimchi already since I don't eat that.
But I only eat McRoyal
>>160790763
califags literally gentrified a fruit
>>160790698
Munster is the sort of cheese I'd pair with something delicate like avocado.
>>160782622
Why is cheese so shit? She ruined the whole burger.
>>160787652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf48aKwxDwI
>>160790669
That's pyttipanna, you retard.
>>160790691
>>160790791
That's an awful lot of peper
>>160790821
I saved it cause I thought it was a skillet with eggs, ham, and potatos.
Definitely is american food.
Why can't nips draw hands holding things properly?
I don't understand people who load their burger with like a half dozen toppings or more than one type of sauce. At that point you can't even taste the burger anymore, just a disgusting overload of too many flavors.
>huur BBQ/grillin' so manly
>what? cooking? that's for women and lala homo men
Explain this shit.
>>160790960
See: >>160787854 (You)
You get ketchup, mustard, and ketchup and mustard.
>>160790947
who knows
>>160787652
>Pickles
>>160790960
Burgers have layers like ogres, dude. When you bit into a burger, you're supposed to experience a wave of different flavors in different phases.
>>160789559
Which, as it happens, is perfect for a burger topping
>>160791011
Pickles on a burger are only tolerable if diced finely and put in mustard.
>>160788166
Fuck you, you haven't had it. No one's had In-n-out because they don't fucking exist.
I just moved to the west coast and the nearest one is still hundreds of miles away from me. I think if I actually went to it it would disappear like a fucking mirage.
>>160791011
>>160791052
I literally want to round up and gas every faggot that doesn't love pickles.
>>160791062
That makes two of us. Pickles are great.
>>160790986
If you are talking about nuclear families, the grill is outdoors.
>>160791026
Yeah, on the first bite. And then you actually start chewing and it all sloshes together until it tastes like vomit.
How did a /jp/ thread end up on /a/?
Why is /jp/ full of shit generals?
Where are there unironic naruto and other cancer anime threads on /a/?
I like Elevation Burger but it's dead now
>>160791062
I like pickles, but they don't belong on a burger. Green things don't belong on burgers. Only exception is Heinz E-zee squirt green ketchup
>>160791091
*leg sweeps you*
fuck outta my burg thread, kid
>>160791108
I hate veggies too but they're necessary on burgers to create texture and crunch
>>160790899
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyttipanna
>Traditionally consisting of potatoes, onions, and any kind of chopped or minced meat such as sausage, ham or meatballs, diced and then pan fried, it is often served with a fried egg, pickled beetroot, sour pickled gherkin, capers and sometimes ketchup or brown sauce.
Your "American" dish is Swedish.
>>160791108
DELET or apologize to lettuce and pickles
>>160791169
False. I like vegetables, but they ruin a burger.
Only meat, grain, potato, ketchup, mustard, barbeque, and cheese belong on a burger.
>>160791207
do you want to die
>>160791097
Because /q/. It all started with /q/ giving a voice to every other board about how /a/ should cater to them. It was because of that mods started protecting naruto threads.
>>160791062
pickle goes on the side
>>160791195
Lettuce is a faggot
>>160791185
A rose by any other name still isn't a tulip.
Only things visible in the pic are a skillet, potato, ham, and egg. It's american food.
>>160791224
Eventually. I would imagine I would grow bored with immortality.
>>160791243
Gateway of the worst kind finally found it's way through huh... /a/ had a good run though.
>>160791112
>*leg sweeps you*
Fuck outta my board, faggot.
bun
mayo
bacon
onion
cheese
burg
pickles
ketchup+mustard
bun
Perfect burger, add bbq sauce or hot sauce/peppers as desired.
>>160791287
Euros do not exist in this dojo!
>>160791287
Your board huh? Well I don't see your name on it.
>>160791298
>mayo
disgusting. Might as well be surstromming
>Ketchup and mustard together.
I hate this. I hate how everything fucking does this. They do not go well together. They are disgusting together. But everywhere and everyone always puts both on everything either one goes on.
>>160791350
See: >>160787854 (You) (You)
You put down a bottom bun.
You put ketchup down.
You put down a patty.
You put mustard on top.
You get a patty and put ketchup on it.
You flip that patty onto the assembly so that mustard and ketchup contact.
You put mustard on top.
You get a patty and put ketchup on it.
You flip that patty onto the assembly so that mustard and ketchup contact.
You put mustard on top.
You put down a top bun.
>>160790245
You forgot Jack
>>160791350
It's a fine combination tbqh, the subtle heat from the mustard with the subtle sweetness of the ketchup
>ketchup, mustard, sauce, mayo, pickles
if you prefer any of these you're just a retard that doesn't actually give a shit about the taste of the burger and are better off just chugging soda for the rest of your lives because you won't be able to tell the difference otherwise.
>>160791360
Someone help me with burgs
>>160791256
>A rose by any other name still isn't a tulip.
>Only things visible in the pic are a skillet, potato, ham, and egg. It's american food.
A rose without its thorns or petals still isn't anything but a bastardised rose.
>>160791414
the yellow mustard people put on burgs has zero heat and ketchup mught as well be red corn syrup.
>>160791469
Still isn't a tulip...
>>160791446
Fucking KILL YOURSELF
>>160790669
Looks like Pyttipannu.
>>160791481
Exactly, so call it what it is: pyttipanna.
>>160791520
It's a breakfast skillet. Fuck off
>>160791535
Which is called pyttipanna. You can have it as breakfast if you're a dumb clapper, but that doesn't change anything.
>>160791577
I'm american but i've never had a burger
>>160791414
>The mustard the vast majority of people and places use.
>Having any heat at all.
>The ketchup the vast majority of people and places use.
>Having subtle sweetness.
You get an overly sweet glop that tastes vaguely of sour tomatoes and acidic aftertaste that overpowers everything else to the point you might as well just be eating a bowl of ketchup and mustard. This is why like 90% of fast food burgers suck.
>>160791577
fuck off faggot
>>160791620
Then you're not american. I'd rather you trade your citizenship to some mexican spic who actually does like burgers.
>>160791169
But there are things like bacon, onion rings, and fries
>>160791622
>>160791480
I don't even know why I bother talking to /a/ anymore
>>160791622
This is your one contribution to society.
Conglaturations.
I only eat chicken burgers.
>>160791655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWGfmeoSML0
>>160791620Do yourself a favor and make it yourself. And do the patty properly with onions, garlic, a little bit of seasoning of choice, and an egg kneaded into the beef, not just raw beef on its own. And remember to get slightly fattier beef, otherwise the patty dries out and crumbles a bit when you cook it.
>>160791648
So an entire country has only contributed a donut?
>>160791681
Same price as beef ones here desu.
>>160791620
Get some buns, hamburger, american cheese.
Make the hamburger into patties.
Make on double cheeseburger
bun, patty, cheese, patty, cheese, bun
Make one double cheeseburger
bun, ketchup, patty, mustart, ketchup, patty, mustard, bun
Left is bottom, right is top.
Egg is the best burger topping. If you disagree it's because you've never tried it.
>>160791702
Yeah. The french revolution set france back a couple hundred years philosophically.
French cooking is a meme and inherently statist.
Arguably their only other contribution is the lebel cartridge.
>be mexican
>hate avocado
>that shit is sacrilege here
Fuck avocados
>>160782622
Bacon best girl
>>160782622
Bacon for me
>>160791763
fuck off with this egg burger meme, it's even spreading here in the US. It's cancer
>>160788748
>tfw great cook
>regular faggot
>no cute bf to cook for
>>160791867
>He hasn't tried it before.
>>160791867
Hawaiians had this egg-on-burger thing figured out for quite a while
>>160791448
Fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79wV5JVrnc
>>160791925
l-london
>>160791925
kansas city?
>>160791925
>burgers literally jump started the economy in log horizon
>>160791992
What is the name of dance vocaloid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af6joiFqwZ8
>>160792009
>>160792016nope
>>160791867
It's good it just has to have a good sauce to go with it, a local place near me has an egg and bourbon sauce burger and it's great
>>160788166
Wish they had those here in Washington, I've always wanted to try them.
>>160791806
t. anon from an anime imageboard.
>>160792159
>>160792024
What do you mean?
It's from the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfkqS_cyMgo
>>160792188
I thought it was from that once dance program/sim.
>>160792186
Cool.
>>160792146
They're pretty basic the only thing they have going for them is animal style and the fact they're quick and cheap since they have such a basic menu
>>160791977
>ground beef and rice
I just threw up a bit.
>>160792288
prove it
>>160782622
cheeseburger-chan is cute!!!
As a european who was in burgerland last month, i didn't eat many burgs. The barbeque now that shit was good.
>>160782622
Avocado burger is best because she looks like she will order me on what to do.
>>160791867
My father always made them like that.
It's great.
Anyone else ever put chili on their burger? Kind of redundant, I know, but it is pretty fucking delicious. You could even mix in some cheddar and crumble some saltines on top.
>>160792387
>tfw american bbq is normal to me
>tfw will never be a naive foreigner trying american bbq for the first time
>>160792487
why not jalapeno
>>160792487
at that point i'd rather just have a chili dog
>>160791763
Where I am from it's normal to eat hamburguers with fried eggs and red bell peppers
It's fucking disgusting
>>160792511
You could, but there should already be peppers in the chili tbqh
>>160792519
Coney dogs are nice, and would be preferable to a chili burger. However, it's a tasty experiment
>>160790107
Nice as fuck art.
>>160792686
This whole fucking thread clogs my arteries.
>>160787742
Fag
>>160790343
Ramen Noodles are of Chinese origin actually. There are Japanese preparations of noodles.
>>160787742
This is what I expect from someone with shit taste in anime.
I little mayo is fine. The problem arises when they pile it on the bun; then it's just fucking nasty.
>>160789034
MAH NIGGA
>>160790691
This is a meme, I haven't had fast food in nearly a year although this thread makes a burger sound good.
>>160789717
This reminds me of the angry wopper abomination. Only disgusting faggots ordered that crap.
>>160792786
you should see a doctor
>>160791243
Yeah and who shit the bed. Hiro did. Look into how he scammed his users by banning them and then allowing them to reverse their ban with a bought pass. He also is friends with an advertising firm shejelberg who sells data from here as well.
>>160791243
>why can't we have naruto threads
I miss when big 3 threads were banned or spammed to death on sight
>>160788015
>putting mayo and ketchup on anything ever
>>160788166
Good god, are there people who actually eat this?
>>160787652
Best burger I've had:
Bun
Blue cheese
Two slices of pear
Thick patty
Stone-ground mustard
Spinach
Bun
>>160789203
Guacemole is the 2nd best dip subhuman
>>160793450
what is the first?
>>160790669
What you posted is not American food. It's extremely European.
>>160790865
'too much pepper' is an American meme. More peppercorns are better, especially before cooking, until it becomes unpleasant to eat. Even then, when done right, that unpleasentness quickly becomes comforting. American comfort food is disgusting, because it relies on making one sick and stuffed with fat, as opposed to calming them with spices like peppercorns and anise. You'd be amazed what frying some peppercorns in butter will do to a fried egg.
>>160791622
Good mustard isn't spicy, it's tart and bitter.
>>160787652
change the mustard to dijon or chipotle mustard
add caramelized onions
swap colby jack for cheese
perfection
>>160793481
Horseradish
I ate a hamburger one, a street vendor made the absolute best ones at a cheap price.
Well, I eventually found out the patty was dog meat.
I didn't mind for a while until my guilt got the better of me, and I stopped eating at that place.
Shame really, he made really good noodles too.
>>160791806
>Arguably their only other contribution is the lebel cartridge.
do you think they will ever release Ian from their dungeon?
>>160789516
ask Squidward, he had crabby patty children
>>160787652
Bun
Chili sauce
Cheese
Patty
Cheese
Chili sauce
Bun
>>160789425
>>160789375
I get them well done.
It takes longer but they are way better that way.
>>160789203
I am just a beaner who enjoys avocados
Sorry.
>>160788358
Didn't think of that but makes sense.
>>160789941
This is the perfect Burg
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
>>160794615
>Pineapple
Burgers made at home are the best, not only they taste better, have better ingredients but also are cheaper.
>>160791826
faggot
>>160787652
>>160794697
>>160794734 (dumb frogposter)
Try it. I don't like pineapple of pizza either, but on this burger or tastes great
>>160794839
What if I like pineapple on pizza?
>>160789745
>>160789962
I miss Illinois. Custard and those fries are delicious. Burger is good, definitely high tier but not the best.
>>160794871
Then why wouldn't you like it on a burger?
>>160791977
This looks bomb as fuck. I'd eat the shit out of that. In fact, it looks really easy to make and I think I might try to make it myself. Never thought of it before seeing it but yeah, it's just rice with a beef patty and egg on top. I think that's worchestershire sauce or teriyaki? salt pepper and green onion, looks really simple.
>>160794997
Perhaps, but not necessarily, culinary taste is a finicky world
>>160794837
I love japan's obsession with english curse words.
>hey his mouth guard should say something
>>why?
>why not?
>>how about "fuck"
>BRILLIANT
>>160795053
You're right anon. The thug brawler from america full of trashy shit should have a mouthguard that says 'Drive Safe' instead.
>>160794615
>>160794839
>>160794997
This anon speaks the truth. There was a limited edition angus burger at carls jr or something that had pineapple on it, some hawaiian burger, and it was fucking amazing. One of the best fast food burgers I'd ever eaten. I went home and bbq'd up some homestyle burgers for my friends once with grilled slices of pineapple added to the stack and everyone fucking loved it.
Dunno man, some things just work out really well even if they sound bad in your head.
>>160795132
I can think of other shit like
>GOLD
>USA↑
>BEST
>#ONE
>>160795053
>>160795222
>>160795307
That works too
>>160795134
Pineapple works really well with meat in general, since it contains enzymes that help break down the meat proteins.
Lets stop with this lukewarm bsI summon ja/ck/
>>160787652
It has bacon and pickles so it's fine by me.
>>160794008
>>160789407
>Aussie
>No beetroot in picture
I swear The Lot includes beetroot..
>>160794008
If it tastes awesome who care it was dog meat as long as it was inside sanity guidelines
>>160787652
>toasted buns
>bacon
>fried onions
>melted emmental cheese
>pickles
>mustard/ketchup (optional)
>decent beef from yurops instead of the watered fatted shit from america
THIS is the perfect burger
>>160793974
This man knows what he's talking about.
>>160796864
Burgers... Should be high.
>>160788104
I see you're a man of culture as well.
>>160797264
Castlevania: made by americans
>>160788388
Not as good ad Good Burger though
>>160787652
>>160793974
>>160796112
to properly break it down it'd look like this from bottom to top:
bun
a light spread of mayo across the bun < 2mm thick
tomato
lettuce (if you wanna go super green a few leaves of spinach, but not too much, it disturbs the flavor
patty
4 half slices of bacon in a lattice
colby jack cheese to glue the bacon between the flavor, also to harmonize the flavors of beef and bacon
patty 2
3 dollops ketchup in a triangle
pickles on top of the ketchup, bridging their flavors
dijon mustard in a centroid from the pickles and ketchup
caramelized onions
bun
a well balanced and harmonic in flavor and nature's bounty
although some may like some extra zest, so here's another on the house
bun
mayo
cayenne pepper dust sprinkled on the mayo
ultra thin sliced tomato
lettuce
patty
bacon lattice
pepperjack, which is also gooey like colby, but adds subtle spice
pattythin glaze of agave nector
5 slices of pepper of choice (jalapenos, habanero, etc.)
thin layer of guacamole less than 3mm
caramelized onions
bun
it's got some spice, but in good taste - burning your mouth for the sake of bragging rights is never 'tasteful'
>not a single mention of a nice aioli in a burger thread
give me like a garlic aioli or maybe a peppery one, gotta be on that homemade shit
>>160798193
>aioli
I love garlic, but it has little place in a burger
>>160798285
im not talking garlic im talking garlic aioli. Store bought mayo is really lacking in comparison to an interesting aioli.
>>160785418
That's fucking sick.
>>160790490
I fucking hate salt on watermelon. People in here like it but I despise it so much.
>>160798548
a few sprinkles of sea salt across it can be kinda nice, but the people that do that use shit tier table 'salt' and just powder it.
>>160798193
>putting alioli on anything other than fries
>>160798648
The amount of salt people use here is ridiculous. Not just a sprinkle, fuck, it's a rain of salt over the melons.
>>160787652
Mayo is too fatty and reminds me of shitty cooking and disgusting "salads" and stuff. Ketchup is too overly sweet. Lettuce is too soft and soggy. Pickles have no place in a hamburger. They don't accentuate the flavor. They're just there for no reason.
Here's a better burg:
Toasted bun
Camarelized onions
Sautéed mushrooms
Shredded cabbage
Tomatoes
Patty
Toasted bun
>>160785368
The average burger is not as good ascthe average pizza.
But the best burgers are better than the best pizzas.
Homme-beurre-guerre