>shinobu requests him to rub her breasts in Nise >he replies

>>160649224
>memes
Where the bloody hell do you think you are?!

if you don't remember shit just rewatch it bub

>>160649224
he loves breast you dumb wanker

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Hes gropped hachikuji though

>>160649224
Araragi jokes about having a lot of fetishes like lolicon and incest, but in actuality is pretty nromal in his taste.

>>160651725
Only because she has big tits for a grade schooler

>>160649224
>rubbing a flat chest
what's the point you retard
also kisshot's breasts are as big as hanekawa's, if I had to choose between Shinobu and Kisshot obviously I'd pick the bigger ones

>>160649224
>Hears about breast rubbing by guy she likes induces big breasts.
>"Rub my breasts."
>"They are to small for me."
FHL

>Implying he would grab them even if she let him
He had the opportunity to fuck the shit out of cat and couldn't do it, you think he could do it with a bloodthirsty vampire?

>>160653804

Pretty much this, it was pretty clear that adult kisshot scared the fuck out of Araragi, and the only time they'd ever really broken the ice while she was an adult was during the rooftop talk in Kizu.

>>160654797

That pretty much because he is a beta with girls. If Kiss-shot initiated, he would totally do it. Hanekawa calls him a chicken rightly, since he not only chickened out of trying to dom her once, but twice.

>>160649224
what a shitter

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You fell for the memes. Everyone knows the only canon Monogatari ship is Crab x Boxers

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I saw trilogy yeasterday and went on /a/ to check some gatari threads. But there were nothing. And the next day too. Are they banned from this board or taboo or.. what?
It's like you people doesn't know about 12 aug.

>>160657075
>newfag ESL
Learn to fucking lurk.

>>160649224
He's attracted to both versions. He just needed an excuse to pussy out. Though a sexy bombshell certainly has him more nervous than a loli.

>>160657731
holy shit normalfags are retarded
I bet you believe in the fake ben garrison too

>>160657075
The board runs 24hrs a day.

>>160651725
Damn, Araragi is so based.

>>160659097
There have been fewer threads though. Probably because we burnt out after nonstop threads for two weeks after Kizu 3.

>>160661425
And there is STILL not a spoiler summary of Shinobumonogatari out, so we can't even discuss the new book.

>>160661565
Yeah. That blows. The best I was able to find was a few scattered spoilers on twitter, then their hashtag search shat the bed for me and they're all buried.

>>160656934
https://youtu.be/RAMFXr8U7q8

>>160661613
It shat the bed for everyone. I was lucky to see a few of them before then, but that just made me more desperate to learn the story in full. Now I'm just empty.

>>160661565
Learn Japanese and do it yourself. If you want to have it done according to your needs, you probably have to do it yourself.

I was considering learning Japanese when Prison School had a 30 chapter lag.

Then I researched a bit about Japanese ... what a clusterfuck of a writing system.

>>160661680
Oh, hey. It just sucked that shit right off the bed and back into its asshole. So you can get all the scattered snippets that still don't really give you a good idea of what happened.

I'm kind of annoyed how people are shortening Deathtopia's name to DVS. It sounds like a shitty drugstore chain.

>>160655234

He's beta with girls but even moreso with Kisshot in that he's actually scared of her.

>>160651725
I wish I as arararararararagi

So I know the meta reason why Araragi never made a move on Hanekawa and Kisshot, but seriously. I cannot believe he bypsassed both of them for a fucking crab. Literally the most boring girl.

>>160657214
>kys
Get out you underage retard.

>>160662485
Shit happens
You have to know that one guy in your life who could have chosen a hotter wife but instead chose that boring 6/10. Can't explain some shit man.

>>160661565
We have translated chapter.

>>160662485
Cat is the most boring girl. Crab is funny and witty.

>>160662485
Yeah I never understood it either. Like, I get it on some level, but it's almost too unbelievable for me to take seriously. Even with his severe self-confidence issues it just came across as bullshit.

>>160657075
so you expect gatarifags to run shit containment threads 24/7 just as retarded as the ones of /snk/ for a movie?

Crab just so happened to be the first girl Araragi 'saved' who was also willing to get into a relationship with him. Shinobu was never really up for grabs, Monkey had the hots for Crab and looked up to Araragi as a senpai instead of a lover, and it's made incredibly clear in Kizu, Bake, and Neko Kuro that Araragi believes that Cat was way out of his league (a class president of class presidents), while Cat never really made the move either because of her inner demons. At the end of Neko Shiro when Cat finally decided to stop being a tank and ask Araragi out it was already too late, as Araragi had committed to Crab for life, but would have accepted Cat's offer otherwise.

Crab and Cat a shit, but Araragi made the mistake of committing way too early in a harem story and he's not the kind of person to just switch gears at the whims of his dick. Doesn't stop him from giving tender love to his lolislaves, though.

>>160649224
Araragi loves all Shinobu.

>>160664058
>Monkey had the hots for Crab and looked up to Araragi as a senpai instead of a lover
Eh, some attraction was there. She just never would have talked to him without crab so it would be too late no matter what.

>Shinobu was never really up for grabs
I suspect she'll be "up for grabs" in a few decades. Once Araragi has had time to grow a pair.

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he wants the big bat tats

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>>160665673
But he passed on a chance to pat the perflat bat. That's not okay.

>>160649224
He's attracted to all of her forms, like a true patrician. He also likes big breasts, like a true patrician.

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>>160649224
Flat chests look better. They're sexier and cuter.
Big boobs feel better. They're soft and nice to rub.

>>160649224
A normalfag title's protag is not pedophile?
COLOR ME SURPRISED!

>>160662485

Cat is boring and has unrealistic views of what their relationship would be, plus she kind of just fucked herself over in terms of Araragi's views of her since she always acts so damn selfless to the point where Araragi put her on a pedestal and can't really consider dating her at all.

As for Kisshot/Shinobu, it was probably more just a timing thing, he was genuinely afraid of Kisshot and as for Shinobu, eh, Araragi can't really consider their relationship without thinking that they've wronged each other too much for that to work out, maybe in the future but not now.

Crab is just a ((reasonably)) normal girl who has pretty reasonable expectations of Araragi and their relationship while still trying to improve the both of them through it along the way, plus she can hold the bantz better than Hanekawa can.

>>160651725
An inspiration to us all.

>>160651725
>I don't give a fuck I've already won

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>>160668450
>RRRG
>Not a pedophile

>>160670311
Just bonding with kids. Nothing wrong with it.

>tfw there are 5 new stories coming

It will never fucking end

>>160668978

He has the bantz just fine with Hanekawa. Also see the commentary for Tsubasa Cat's last ep, Araragi was a retard who has Kamijou Touma levels of lack of self-reflection and monstrous levels of density. His class thought that he and Hanekawa were dating already, including Hitagi because of how close they were. Hitagi didn't know the retardedness of what he did in Neko Kuro.

Hanekawa tried the regular way of doing things and slowly being his friend first, while Hitagi asked him out two weeks after stapling his mouth open and asking to be his friend. Araragi even says that he just accepted, but their relationship built up in the months AFTER they became a couple. So technically, Hanekawa didn't do it the wrong way, it's just that he had such a lack of self esteem almost any girl could become his "girlfriend" at the start just by asking, but it was fairly disingenuous.

Hanekawa's issue was denying her emotions, but she did in fact show genuine affection for Araragi that due to his own hang ups, he made out to be just her regular selflessness on his own, thus his admission that he was retarded in that Tsubasa Cat commentary.

>>160662485
>Hanekawa
She was the most boring girl with her
>I don't know everything, I just know what I know
Crab was at least entertaining with her autism.

>>160671932

Cat only continues saying that because she knows Araragi enjoys it, that much has been known for years. She says as much herself, that it makes him smile when she does it (which is why he visibly darkens and frowns when Gaen puts her harsh spin on it).

It's basically like the "I bit my tongue" routine he does with Hachikuji. See anytime Hanekawa says it, he looks like he just enjoys himself. Why do you think Ougi has her version of the catchphrase?

See, Hanekawa leads Araragi in conversation, and it's made obvious that she is very lenient in dialogue with him. It's made more obvious in the novel, for example, when he heals her cheek in Neko Kuro, the anime only shows a knowing smile, but the dialogue showed Hanekawa knew his "imma luck your face and do what I want with you in this secluded part of the park" was bullshit. Araragi's internal monologue showed how he felt when he figured out she was leading him through that convo.

>>160673154
>>160673181
It's unfortunate that Araragi is a pedophile.

>>160673395
I thought he just likes to screw around with little girls who're secretly older than him

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>>160673395
he a based mc

>>160670311
He really isn't, the most he goes is playful teasing.
He isn't a pedo as he clearly stated his taste multiple times, and it just fits the normalfag title that Monogatari is.

>>160649224
You were wrong all along and couldn't understand his ironic remarks. He is always under 7 layers of irony.

>>160649224
But he would chicken out regardless...


It’s not that the link with my shadow or whatever was cut off. This time, our master-servant relationship itself has been completely severed.
It seems like she’s still calling me “master” in spite of that… But still, seeing Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade in her full form for nearly the first time since spring break, I can’t help but feel a little nervous.
Nervous.
Maybe it would be more accurate to rephrase that as “tense.”
“Ka… kaka. Whatever is the matter, my master? Aren’t you going to play around with my rib cage like you always do?”
“I mean, that would make for a pretty strange image like this… wait, no, I’ve never done that even once!”

>>160649224
You're not wrong though. Read Kabuki and Koyomimonogatari. Her true form just gives him the biggest hair(boner)
>>160668978
>he was genuinely afraid of Kisshot
He was not afraid really. Araragi is mostly tense around her true form or actually her forms coming close to his age. I remember him actually thinking about jumping Shinobu (17) after the events of Nisemonogatari when she was on his bed. I think she was sleeping.

Best subs for each kizu?