O MY SEVERED ARM
>>160563367
O MY SAME STANDO
O MY BITES THE DUST
O MY MOBIUS STRIP
O MY KEIKAKU
O MY SHITPOST
O MY >>>/v/ is that way
O MY UNDEAD BROJO
O MY RUBBER NEN
O MY GOD
O MY COURAGE
O MAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
>>160566526
NANI?
>>160564398
Zombies have existed since part 1 though.
O MY STONE FORM
>>160563367
In fairness though, "I used rubber to survive" is gay as fuck compared to "I used a volcanic explosion to launch your ass into outer space while fucking strangling you with my severed arm".
Honestly, I can forgive a really retarded asspull if it turns out that fucking awesome.
O MY LOVE
>>160566601
お前はもう死んでいる。
O MY GOD
>>>>160563367
O RE WA DARE DA OMOTTE YAGARU
Is this a /v/ meme
>>160563367
O MY STAR SUCK
I can honestly forgive most Jojo asspulls though because of how ridiculous/fun they are
O MY CANCEROUS SHOUNENFAG THREAD
>>160569521
for part 3 at least its easy to forgive the weird shit since Araki's concept of stands at the time was 'how psychic powers look to other psychics', so 'and then Jotaro used Star Platinum to do weird shit' like the vacuum tunnel or star finger was meant to be interchangeable with 'and then Jotaro used his telekinesis to do weird shit'
O MY DIAPER
>>160568473
Literally how new.
O MY FRIEND FROG
How do I become as alpha as Joesph?
>>160572543
O MY REAL ESTATE
>>160572543
>confidence
>confidence
>super confidence
Fake it until you make it
>>160573659
How does an awkward beta lord fake body language?
>>160573712
read books on them dumbass
I'm basically Bateman in public and it's done wonders
>>160573712
How To Win Friends and Influence People is like a guide to functioning publicly. You can hate someone with utter passion and employ tactics from the book to make them a close friend all the while hating them.
>>160573879
>How To Win Friends and Influence People is like a guide to functioning publicly
Isn't that just common sense written down again or actually worth reading?
>>160573928
>Isn't that just common sense written down again
yes, but believe me, it helps a lot when you're totally clueless
>>160573712
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Sasuke
You will drown in pussy, trust me... it works...
>>160573928
>Isn't that just common sense written down again or actually worth reading?
Definitely worth reading. I thought I was good at manipulating others but the book made me realize I did so in a negative way, being a bully essentially. I worked for a guy who was obviously a complete robot but he could function very well socially because he followed the book religiously.
>O MY SEVERED HEAD
>O MY SEVERED ARM
>O MY SAME STANDS
>O MY HEAT-SEEKING ARROW
>O MY GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM
>O MY EMPORIO... WHEN THE UNIVERSE ENDS... SURVIVE THE LOOP... AND KILL PUCCI WITH A FUCKING STAND DISC
>O MY ZA WARUDO
>O MY "I'VE JUST REMOVED X"
OH MY HEAVY WEATHER DISC
>>160572543
Befriend a Nazi who will make you a cyborg arm.
>>160572150
I imagine ernie being jojo and bert being dio.
>KONO BERTO DA
O MY SPEEDWAGON FOUNDATION
>>160564522
I laughed more than I should have at this.