How to beat Shinka in a fight? Asking for a friend.

Shit your pants and start crying, hope she takes pity on you.

>>160504628
She's the karate chick right? If so learn wrestling martial arts. And take the fight to ground.
If you don't want to do that use pepper spray.

>>160504628
Why would you want to? I'd much rather lose in front of everyone and have Shinka whisper in my ear that she owns me now.

>>160505976
>She's the karate chick right?
No, she doesn't fight anything or anyone (other than an obnoxious little shit who brings the fight to her, and even then it's not an actual fight).
It's a meme and nothing more.

teleport behind her with a katana

>>160506203
Then mace will fix that.

>>160506514
If you want to mace a teenage girl who isn't doing anything aggressive or wrong, sure.

>>160506574
Shinka isn't the average teenage girl though, she's about that life.

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>>160506743
You mean the lesbo life?

>>160504628
In order to defeat a Shinka, you yourself must walk the path of Shinka and become a Shinka.

If you show her your dick she will be defenceless

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>>160506773

>>160507506
GAYYYY

>>160504628
If you're a big guy go for solid tackle. You'll no doubt take some damage, but once she's under 500lbs of fat she'll be defenseless.

>>160506773
Was this in the second season?

>>160504628

You mean how you lose to her in a fight, right?

>>160507612
That's from the first OVA.

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Go for the clip.

>>160509831
I heard your hands will burn if you touch it.

>>160504628
>>160505976
ISIS.

>>160504628
Raep.

Push her.

>>160514364
It would be like pushing a brick wall.