This girl walks up to you, slaps your ass and calls you onii-chan.
How do you respond?
>>160492513
pee inside her
>>160492513
Steal her hat
>>160492513
[X] Anal
Yo bitch wtf you think you are.
You should slap my Dick instead.
>>160492513
pull her eyepatch
>>160492513
Don't pick her up when she uses explosion and just watch from a safe distance as giant toads eat her.
take a guess
Pull eyepatch.
Take her aside, give her a stern talk about respecting the personal space of others, place her in the timeout corner and proceed to wait.
Set the dendromaiden on fire for simultaneous Megumin and Aqua bullying.
>>160492513
A chuuni crimson demon is fine too.
>>160492513
Invite her to my party. When we go out on a quest and she uses her only skill, completely strip her except for the thigh highs and leave her there.
Then, when she regains her strength, rape her.
>>160492513
Steal her hat and rip it up, break her staff over my leg, tear her dumb shirt/skirt so she is exposed, and beat her up while making fun of her then bully her more into and alley and then leave only when she is a broken husk of a person.
>>160495026
Ah I see your a man of culture as well who enjoys when they fight back.
>>160492513
Tell her to slap my penis with her tongue and call me onii-chan
>all these scary onii-chans wanting to do terrible things to a cute young chuuni.
>>160495155
Your next anon.
/a/ doesn't deserve this smile
>>160495239
yaoifag
>>160495155
It's her fault for being so sexy and dressing like that. She's practically asking to be bullied and raped.
>>160495439
What!? I'm just gonna beat you up with that dumb crazy bitch, and leave you both in an alley. I ain't gonna fuck ya or anything. Just for that I'm gonna give you an extra wedgie.
>>160495551
I know right.
>>160492513
Force her tolearn more spells.
Pick her up, throw her against a wall and stomp her stomach.
>>160492513
Y-you too.
>>160495985
Jesus christ anon, we were just having fun but you took it way too far. Fucking sicko.
>>160492513
pet her head
>tfw you will never be called onii-chan
>>160495985
Crossed a line there.
Do what I do to all underage children who slap my ass. Throw a pillow on their face and suffocate them until they apologise.Megumins kind of hot though so I guess I'd rape her.
>>160492513
I let myself explode inside of her.
call cps so they can take that piece of filth as far away from me as possible
>>160492513
That was pretty out of character.