>/a/ thinks cute anime girls make you gay

Replying in a bait thread

>>160446715
faggots should be gassed

It's not gay if you don't touch the benis.

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I like cute girls with fangs and puffy vulva.

>>160446715
Fapping to girls with dicks drawn on doesn't make you gay, you virtue signaling retard.

>>160446715
that has a benis, right?
what's Japan's obsession with traps?

>>160446715
>girl

>>160449352
>otakus afraid of women
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
>otakus think guys are more approachable
>create a more approchable girl
>make the otaku cattle fall in love with your girl (male)
>make mad bank

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It's gay.

I'm beyond caring.

>>160446715
Anon, there's nothing gayer than eating pussy. Wanting to fuck girls is gay.

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Being straight is for faggots

>>160449554
boys don't have hips like that

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>>160449586
What are you a fucking faggot or something

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Faggot master race

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>>160449586
If you believe you can achieve.

>>160447691
Like beer? Nice, I like Beer

>>160449751
why is the ass so fat

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I want to be a faggot with Astolfo

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Is the schoolgirl outfit canon or something artists latched on to?

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Would you jerk off to a doujin of yourself getting railed?

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I
AM
GAY

>>160449352
Closet gays. Asia still hasn't openly accepted gay shit.

Just like neets, they may be popular with their neet friends, but everyone would be looking down on them/judging them if the public found out.

>>160449852
>>160449848
>>160449458
>>160449458
>>160449554
I like Astolfo but dont lump me up with you fags

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>>160449951
You're a faggot, son.

>>160449431
Nailed it

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>legend describes astolfo as a naive pretty-boy
>LET'S DRAW A GIRL INSTEAD!
lmao

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Cute!

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>>160446715
>Apocrypha Astolfo is 100% gay
Astolfo blushes when he hugged the MC

>>160449431
Or alternatively a pervert roastie

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>>160450126

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>>160450126
>astolfo will never hug you
Brb, gun shop.
No, I'll only need one bullet

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Oh dear

Do you know what suspension of disbelief is?
It stops working when you draw a literal girl with a puffy chest, wiiiide childbearing hips and still cram in a bulge at the end

>>160450088
It would help if 100% of his screen time or doujin time wasn't gay.

>>160449951
don't deny it, you also love the cock

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>>160450354
Giant robots don't exist either, you pulling a 'suspension of disbelief' whenever someone casts magic missile, too?

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>>160449848
OTP

>>160450354
If the put some pants on him i'd believe it's a boy but it really is just a girl. It's not even a trap it's just a futa.

Finding a boy who looks like a cute girl attractive while not knowing they're a boy-> not gay

Still finding said boy attractive after finding out they're a boy-> very slightly gay

Being even *more* attracted to said boy after finding out they're a boy-> roughly 50% gay

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I want to be gay with Astolfo

>>160450617
Here's the real test
Would you still be attracted to said boy if he was masculine as fuck?
If not, you are not gay at all.

>>160449848
that sounds surprisingly hot, i would do it

I wish astolfo would hate-fuck and cover me with his sticky fluids.

>>160450671
Astolfo is not gay he has a beautiful wife named Celenike and she loves him dearly.

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>>160450415
Is it gay to be fucked by a futa

>>160450902
Depends on who is getting the dick. If they switch off then no.

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>>160450415
>100% of his screen time or doujin time
*99%.
https://exhentai.org/g/1089449/fa5b94956c/

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Yes!

>>160450354
Have you not seen boys who look like girls in real life? There are hundreds if not thousands if not millions. Anyone of them can go for Astolfo's super feminine look. There are many guys who go on HRT just to get wide hips and a puffy chest.Its not unrealistic for a guy to be able to look like a girl.

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Why is Astolfo's vulva so puffy?

>>160451096
Trannies don't like it when you refer to them as crossdressing guys.

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Sometimes I wish cute boys were real but then I realise it doesn't matter.

>>160451034
Well i'm legitimately shocked and i actually enjoyed this. I'm happily proven wrong and i wish you well on this day friend anon.

>>160449431
Anime girls and anime girls (male) are equally approachable. I'll leave it to you as an exercise to figure out why.

>>160451164
There are gay men who do HRT just to achieve the look of a "femboy". They take other supplementary drugs to counteract the breast growth or other severe effects of HRT.

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>>160451272
They made a good choice in life

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>>160449554
Welcome to hentai world.

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>>160451314
I mean, its their choice whether or not its a good one is entirely subjective to how happy it makes them.

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>>160451364
I assume it'd make their quest for dick easier so I presume it's a positive thing

>>160449848
obviously

Can anyone explain to me Astolfo rise in popularity recently? She have taken Scathach spotlight.

>>160451713
trap of the season

>>160451713
Cause he's cute.

>>160451422
Not really, what ends up happening is you get a guy who only wants you as its his fetish (and odds are finding these guys is kinda tough) or get rejected by the normal gay guys because they don't a guy who looks uber feminine/is on hormones.

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>>160451803
I dunno it seems a bit ideal since that is my fetish. And hey if they want more than dick I've got that too.

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there's nothing wrong with socks in your pantsu

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>>160452151
This fake trap shit is the worst

He has a Benis so it's gay

:)

STOP POSTING LEWD PICTURES OF MY HUSBAND!!!

>>160452806
Shes my wife

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>>160452806

Threads about Felix easily got over 100 IPs when Reddit:Zero was airing. Try a little, Astolfofags.

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>>160453031

>>160453666
Satan, I don't understand this picture.

>>160453666
I don't get it.
Did the artist just take a meme template and copy it without understanding the context?

>>160453666
BRIDGET IN REV2 WHEN

>draw a flat girl
>claim it's male

>>160454424
I still don't know how a fetish trap manga published in waai managed to get a show during a primetime slot.

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>>160446715
What a cute girl

>>160453849
>>160453886
I think it's supposed to be an oldschool trapfag making fun of new ones

>>160454596
Sauce?

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>>160454705
________no_______

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>>160453666
>>160454657
>Bridgetfags calling others autistic

>>160454596
>futa
Now that's disgusting.
Get the fuck out, this is a trap thread.

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>>160454424
there's one scene where kaguya is dressed normally and he still doesn't look male at all

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>>160446715
Look at this male Servant's thighs? How is it possible?

>>160454866
Well i tried, art style look familiar but nothing fully clicks.

>>160455095
Good hygiene and exercise

>>160455095
>>160455162
this. Just workout so you can be thicc.

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>>160455110
try girls forM
>>160454905
honestly thought it was a strap-on but must have been hidden in a pocket dimension

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>watched first episode of this show and immediately get bored
>see threads about Astolfo
>never seen a trap that could be "cute" for more than a few seconds because "I know what's under that skirt!"
>mfw i start clapping at his antics

Doesn't help he's clearly voiced by a woman, dat design, only thing keeping me away from falling in love with his character is knowing this fictional character is based on another fictional character, it isn't a chick and Astolfo is *just* not enough to make me watch everything else that happens in the show

Jesus christ this isn't a trap this is something far more sinister, like finding out your wife was actually your sister.

>>160454885
>You will never be this autistic.

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>>160455347
I started watching the Fate series because of Astolfo now I watch it for GIRUGAMESHU

>>160455347
Not a trap but... an ambush?

>>160446715
Queers should be put to death.

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>>160455460
How much of him is similar between fates, my first encounter with gil was from f/k even though its an abomination to the rest of the series and thus not the best way to gauge alt. universe characters

>>160455496
I was thinking blackhole, like you can't get away from it, but I did chuckle at ambush, thank you anon

>>160455259
Boys can't be THICC.

>>160455608
His Extra version is apparently pure gold

>>160455460
Ozy > Gil.

>>160455661
Say that to my noble phantasm not only and see what happens fucker

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>>160455460
>Not watching for Kirei
Even the faggot Shirou likes him

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>>160455650
>pure gold
I just looked him up, damn, was hoping you weren't being literal

>>160455738
>Ozy
>classy
>bad-ass
>not RETARDED (this important)
Talk to me when you have a flying pyramid that shits out nuke lazers, Gil. But seriously both are great but Ozy just edges him out for me.

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they do

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Astolfo is my waifu

>>160455620
It would be cool if we got some original trap doujin works with slightly plump traps.

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>>160455817
Neither compare to best boy though.

What about an ambiguously gendered character that I can pretend is a male. Is that a thing?

>>160455963
Crona from Soul Eater

>>160455906
Isn't he dead already?

>>160456158
We don't know. Hes not dead and its very ambiguous as to what his fate is.

>>160456023
forgot about that one. Too scraggly and strange though

>>160451034
That was more adorable then i thought it would be.

>>160456184
I mean, it's pretty obvious what happens to him if you paid any attention.
He didn't even vanish into fairy dust
That monster blob thing Jeanne is fighting in the prologue bud.

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I am pretty sure Astolfo does nothing for actual gay men, though I could be wrong. At least Japanese people who like him are the average otaku into bishoujos but with this one exception.

>>160456607
This doesn't explain why people like twinks or femboys.

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>>160456821
>Spunky personality
>10/10 looks
>Tomboyish
>Spunky personality
If you dont like Astolfo youre a boring hobo or a closet fag

boys don't have pink hair

>>160456892
you like girls anon

>>160456821
Some gays like slightly effeminate guys I guess. They still look like guys while someone like Astolfo has all the features of a woman(wide hips, thighs, face etc) but with a dick.

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>>160456918
How many girls fulfill that criteria even in 2D which is heavily idealized? The numbers are close to zero

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>>160456917

>>160457057
But Anon, Astolfo is a man. His personality is very attractive.

>>160457096
Astolfo is a man who is designed like a girl, looks like a girl, sounds like a girl, acts more like a girl, and even has girl thighs and legs.

>>160457637
>girl thighs and legs
when will this meme end? Also no girl would risk their lives for a total stranger they met literally and knew for what was literally a second.

>>160457637
also to add to this, Astolfo doesn't even act like a girl. Astolfo acts like a flaming homosexual. Girls don't act like Astolfo.

>>160457692
Saber says hello after saving Shirou.

>>160457692
>girl thighs and legs
Are you dumb?

>>160457800
are you? Women don't have a specific type of thigh or leg structure. Theres hundreds of variations of 3D Piggus and 2D Waifus. Thighs are thighs and legs are legs.

>>160457692
Nigga, shes a echo of an legendary hero who has been dead for 500+ years. She has nothing to lose as a servant, might as well do the right thing even if it fucks you up

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>>160457741
>homosexual

>>160457906
>she
You mean he, Anon.

>>160457884
>Women don't have a specific type of thighs
Yes they do, brainlet.

>>160457969
Dont confuse me

>>160457943
I said Acts not is.

>>160457692
A normal girl would not but these are anime girls so that is a rather weak statement.

>>160457943
Astolfo has no time for Thots

>>160449554
That braid is too thick, like some jewish bread.

>>160451236
Bullshit, do you know how often I get rejected by anime girls?

The problem with >female (males) is they are way too horny for your own good.

>>160458389
When is that ever a problem?

>ywn fuck astolfos tight butthole while his benis is being deepthroated by jeanne in the 69 position

>>160458413
Getting horny in middle of long ass lecture or something is annoying

>>160446715

How much of a premium would you pay for a RealDoll of Astolfo with swapable gentalia? Would you be willing to pay three times the value of a basic RealDoll model?

>>160458413
Astolfo would eventually leave you for the BBC.

>>160458538
>swappable
NO

>>160458538
>swapable gentalia
Doesn't that kill quality?

>>160458577

Are you sure? Swappable means you can swap between different styles of penis too. Small and flaccid, hard, big... not just between sexes.

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>>160458554
He will only flirt with (you)

>>160459046
Wow Astolfo is written literally like a woman. At least try to make him a boyish or manly in some respects.