What crazy conspiracies will the Vatican Miracle Examiners uncover next and why are you not watching the comedy of the season?
>>160439739
I doubt they can top Hitler
Because its fujoshit.
>>160439809
There's has to be some conspiracy they'll go for. Or maybe they'll actually do some miracle investigating. But it'll be a ride.
>>160439739
I can't wait for next ep.
>>160440026
>shallow faggot can't think for himself and watch the best comedy in years, parroting a meme about muh fujoshit
Code Geass was also fujoshit according to /a/'s logic newshit.
I was laughing for most of this episode.
>>160441633
>>shallow faggot can't think for himself and watch the best comedy in years, parroting a meme about muh fujoshit
>Code Geass was also fujoshit according to /a/'s logic newshit.
But Code Geass actually has girls on-screen most of the time
>>160442150
Code Geass is one of the gayest anime ever made by Sunrise.
>>160440188
If a demon appears, will they be able tio beat it with holy sulfuric acid?
>>160443897
What is this?
>>160443942
Hitler's frozen balls.
>>160443897
Absolutely. Blessed by the Pope himself for max effectiveness. Speaking of the Pope, who is that blond guy in the poster again? Maybe they'll get to that next.
I just watched the episode. When I started this series I never imagined it would go off the rails like this but I love it. Though yeah, seems like they blew their load a little early. Where else could they possibly go at this point?
>>160445689
Though if they succeed, this series will be remebered as the one where Hitler was only the appetizer.
>>160445689
Aliens, dinosaurs, cthulhu.
>>160445689
I dropped this series since I didn't like the first episode, should I pick it up again? Is it the second coming of SamFlam?
>>160447649
It only gets dumber, with more weird pacing and camera angles, and far-fetched explanations for the mircales.
>>160445689
The only defeated South America Hitler. They still have to take down Antarctica Hitler, under-the-sea Hitler, and Moon Hitler.
So uh, about that last episode. Hitler, really?
>>160447649
Vaticanime is the most enjoyable anime of the year so far and it's only been 4 episodes.
>>160447649
>second coming of SamFlam
I came here to post the exact same thing. Hitler is on the level of Guillotine Gorilla for me.
How is this allowed? How can you not trust the power of holy water?
>>160449726
Because sometimes the helping hand is at the end of your own arm. Holy water won't do anything versus people who have lost their way or are insane.
>>160443114
Code Geass is omnisexual. You can find straight, gay, lesbian and furniture relationships.
Am I the only one who likes this show in a non-comedic way?
It has some decent atmosphere and I like crazy plots involving nazis, the occult and so on.
>>160439739
Oh man. The ones who dropped this on episode 2 really missed out. I feel bad for that one nun who got artificially inseminated. Im guessing the drug made her think it was God who visited her.
Fuck is this the end of the Nazi academy?
Shit was finally getting good as well but it seems like they've closed it after succeeding the mission.
>>160450447
You're not alone, anon. I genuinely like this anime at face value and it hurts a little bit to have to admit it's campy.
>>160450447
Yes it is really good. The wacky pacing and scenarios make it addicting.
>>160446504
It can still be the anime with Hitler's cryopreserved testicles revered as a most holy object.
>>160448430
Just you sea, the sea people will be the end of civilization.
>>160450447
I love it in a non-ironic way. It's kinda like a Jojofied CSI: Vatican and it's glorious.
This anime isn't taking itself as seriously as poeple might think it does.
>>160451531
>Hitler's testicles
I'll take it.
>>160451623
>seriously
It seems to me that a lot is viewer-dependent. But I appreciate an anime that keeps the ball rolling like this.
Have you tried watching this show on 4x speed? The non stop absurd plot escalation gets even funnier, and the upshot is less of your time wasted.
>>160452291
>implying my time is valuable enough to be wasted
>>160439809
>What is alien
>What is the holy ghrail
>What is Jesus christ descendants
You think small.
>>160454357
But this show likes to have its kagayaku. How do you track two milennia of genes? Wouldn't half of Europe and Asia posses those genes?
Sure, there could be a sect that claims to be made of descendants of Jesus, but they wouldn't be have such a strong basis and it would be kind of a repat of Mesiah Hitler.
The mummified siamese twins was pretty spooky
>>160454440
>How do you track two milennia of genes?
My sweet summer child. In Preacher an organization called Grail had kept the descendants of Jesus as a secret and to keep the bloodline pure they had inbred them for 2000 years.
>>160454835
The creep factor is done well enough. Or just campily. Can't decide.Imagine the birth
>Roberto making paella for Hiraga during the ED
These Spanish dudes know how to conquer a heart
Where do I get the subs for this? I only found the raw shit.
>>160455465
There is muxed downloads from HorribleSubs through xdcc.
>>160455087
>they had inbred them for 2000 years
There's no way you could get viable offsrping for that long.
>>160455529
Thanks, mate.
this show accomplished in 4 episodes what most series need 12 or so to do, I'm intrigued where they'll go now in terms of plot
>>160455621
That's an understatement
I hate the first 3 episode a lot, but with this one they manage to 180 all my expatiation. Now it may be a AOTS contender, never laugh so much in a while
>>160455113
She's had some stitches down there, huh.
>italian passport
>with mikail brown
Come on.
>>160457646
Should have been Michael Braun even.
>>160457724
That could have been believable as someone from Südtirol.
>>160457646
>being this much of a speedwatcher
>not noticing the vatican sigil in the passport
Ok.
>>160457816
I am going by what the subs and the audio tell me.
>>160457445
I think that's sufficient brainpower dedicated to the issue and no moreprobably, basically double headed
>>160457881
Are you this much of a faggot? You don't watch anime? You only listen to it?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican_and_Holy_See_passports
Ffs, this is what happens when people don't lurk before posting. Just go back to r/anime or something.
What's up with the quality?
It's even worse on the 720p version
>>160458113
No, I simply assume the animator made a mistake when he drew that.
What the fuck am I watching?
>>160458205
1080p is always worse than 720p unless it's a blu ray rip
>>160458469
>1080p is always worse than 720p
Wrong when it's a CR rip.
Woah, what a twist.
Well this show got pretty crazy.
>not killing anna and hitler's son
I do not believe this.
>>160449726
Aiutati che il cielo ti aiuta.
>>160458405
>>160458604
I really hope we get to see a demonic or a shota Hitler
>>160458684
Killing is a sin.
Why would you do that, they both did nothing wrong.
Jewish 007 hitman was cool as fuck
>>160458684
The catholic church is anti-abortion.
>Saw this in the summer shows listing
>Wanted to watch it because of genuine interest in Christianity
>Enjoyed every episode so far
>Show takes off as soon as the craziest shit happens
>No longer have a comfy Catholic anime
I guess it's still better than fujoshits and atheists, but hopefully pure interest and genuine discussion will follow this or else all is lost this season
This is weird
>>160458684
Marco went through a lifetime of being groomed and drugs. His half-brother probably won't
>>160458963
>get sulfuric acid thrown on you
>burst into flames
So was he actually a demon after all?
>>160458883
I can already tell that this will be a special anime
>>160439739
The whole Hitler twist reminds me of those insane History channel conspiracy documentaries, but turned up to eleven
>>160458945
This.
>>160458963
>>160459018
Non blessed sulfuric acid is so boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lOPqDp5au4
>>160459018
He would've used holy water if he had been a demon.
oy vey
>>160458405
Are you me?
That part was exactly the moment my mind exploded.
>>160459185
Pretty sure sulfuric acid works on demons too.
>>160458945
>Genuine interest in Christianity
>Watches Japanese media
>>160459194
I mean, he's the good guy and saved the MCs, where are you going with this?
>>160459282
Not him, but his stance isn't contradictory. I like Norse mythology, so things that are built around it or have related elements will seem more interesting to me. I have an e-quaintance who likes Indoamerican mythology and she watched Rokka no Yuusha (summer 2015 iirc) because the cities featured similar architecture.
Don't shame people for showing appreciation for culture. That makes you no different than normals.
>>160459560
I would agree, but given he felt he needed to mention his distastes for atheists, I would assume he's an actual christian. Otherwise, why mention it?
>>160459622
If you had attended the previous Vaticanime threads then you'd know. Fujos and atheists have been shitting on almost every single thread just to be contrarian. I myself am apatheist so I don't care about legit discussion, but they were just mostly trolling.
>>160459622
Atheist are cunts and deserve all the shit they get.
Joseph Hiraga
>>160459269
Nah, hell is full of that stuff. They basically bathe in it every day.
Christ.
I'm staying on this ride.
>>160459704
>>160459704
>If you had attended the previous Vaticanime threads then you'd know.
I did, since the first episode. The only time the threads went to shit was when a /pol/tard got triggered on episode 2 or 3.
As for fujos, the anime is pandering to them, what the fuck do you guys expect? It was obvious from the first PV. It's like some people completely fail to understand a show aim.
>>160459706
Why are religious so easily offended?
>>160460120
It seems you're in denial or were part of the subterfuge. Fujos are still bitter this series was solely bait, while atheists are bitter this show isn't mocking Catholicism in its entirety (instead of sectionally).
>>160460165
They're not necessarily; a lot of people enjoy roleplaying while snickering behind the screen in some sort of ironic fashion. Others dislike Atheists as a proselytism ideology rather than atheist as a principle.
>>160459707
Fuck, can't unsee.
>>160460271
What. Stop imagining things, you're literally the only one bitching about things here. Just enjoy the ride.
>>160460120
>the anime is pandering to them
Hardly.
It's baiting here and there but it's mystery/supernatural show above all.
>>160460271
Why would fujos be mad about a show being bait? Aren't most homo anime (both fujo and yuri) bait?
Homo anime that isn't fujobait or yuribait and actually goes for the homo is rare as fuck
>>160460415
>Hardly
Yeah, that gay as fuck ED and all that merchandise they are butting out it's aimed at straight otakus. And don't forget the random homoerotic moments here and there. I bet you watched YoI and didn't realize it was a fujoshi series until later episodes.
They are not the only audience, but you are a fool if you think this series is pandering purely to mystery fags like you and me.
>>160460271
>It seems you're in denial or were part of the subterfuge.
No, I'm just not new to anime or /a/. You keep projecting and bitching about fujos, you'll get over it in a couple of years here.
That was pretty gay. Why would nazis be involved in sodomy and drug trafficking
>>160460418
I'm not a fujo so I can't answer your question. If you are somehow able to ask those who were trolling the previous threads and asked them, they might give you the answer.
>>160460680
Been here since the start, just because you're in denial doesn't mean things aren't objectively in one way. There is verifiable proof in any archival site. But hey, whatever makes you feel better about your shitposting site wide and being amongst those who help spread cancer.
Is this supposed to be a fasces?
>>160458945
I was amazed at how the Japanese kid is both extremely religious and every single time resorts to science firstwhich would be kinda expected of his job.
If I were still catholic I'd probably find it inspiring.
>>160461060
>Been here since the start
Doesn't seem like, given how butthurt you are about random homo shit.
Keep bitching and enjoy your time Here, I suppose.
>>160461088
There is an axe and a faggot a least
>Thought the PP anon would have been gone after this episode
>He still here bitching about fujoshits
RIP confy threads, you never had a chance.
>>160461256
you're the only one bitching here.
>>160461395
Nope, see
>>160459704
>>160460271
>>160461060
The same fucking posting style every thread.
>>160461256
What's PP?
>>160461803
Psyco Pass. It's even anons use the "It''s 2deep4you" excuse.
>>160461256
Everyone's constantly bitching in these threads. As you might have noticed, I just bitched as well.
>>160461849
I thought this was going to be this season Joker Game/91 days, but it appears it isn't the case despite how fun it is.
I guess the subject is bound to attract a few autists more than usual.
>>160461256
>>160461256
>complains about no comfy thread
>adds to the complaining circlejerk
Just let go, friend.
>>160461197
>If I were still catholic
You have no reason not to be
>>160461200
Why do people like you always shit up threads then pull some strawman and pretend they didn't do anything? PP anon sperg because you started with >>160459282 . All you shitposters are cut from the same cloth.
>>160461926
>subject is bound to attract a few autists more than usual
You mean trolls. The autists get baited and reply, but it's obvious who plant the seeds.
>>160460271
>fujos and atheists
discounting the /pol/tard case the threads have been within limits. And the fujos knew exactly it was going to be bait, if even than, since the start. The merch's a dead giveaway.
>>160461656
Imho the giveaway is that nobody else seems to use "Vaticanime". Besides that, what's wrong with the posting style? I'm not an English native so no clue what's wrong.
>>160462443
I like "vaticanime" it's as campy as the show.
>>160462443
>Imho the giveaway is that nobody else seems to use "Vaticanime". Besides that, what's wrong with the posting style? I'm not an English native so no clue what's wrong.
It's not your posting style, it's your constant bitching about fujos and atheists and what the fuck in every thread, which reveals little knowledge of /a/.
>>160462443
Vaticanime is really hard to say for me. An and Ah are very different sounds so it trips me up.
>>160462773
>It's not your posting style, it's your
>your
Huh?
>>160463180
I'm from Spain so it sounds pretty much the same, like Vaticano (accent in the a) and ánime so it's án + án merged so it sounds seamless to me.
>>160450447
Yes. I am enjoying the shit out of this show, and I haven't watched seasonal anime in a long ass time.
>>160463430
Who the fuck says ánime?
>>160463512
Japan does you filthy normie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WznegGPXnb0
>>160457646
What is Alto Adige?
>>160450447
I was already interested at Vatican mystery solvers, and had no idea it would go the places it has.
>>160463554
Of course they do, but no Spaniard would. Spanish by default stresses the second to last syllabe whereas esdrújulas are very rare. So anyone from Spain would default to anÃme rather than ánime, partially supported by "anime", being a foreign word, not having any tilde which would make the "second-to-last" pronounciation the correct one if it were an actual Spanish word.
>>160463766
>no Spaniard would
Who died and made you the expert on Spanish? It's my native language and my native country and people here who watch anime and are not morons like you pronounce it ánime. No one would ever say anÃme. There are some who pronounce it animé, but it's usually people who just don't know better.
Ironic that the people complaining about bitching are the ones constantly shitting up the thread.
Anyway, what do you folks think of the bookmark at the end of the ED? What is it foreshadowing?
>>160463923
>It's my native language and my native country and people here who watch anime and are not morons like you pronounce it ánime
Take that back faggot, it's MY native country and MY native language, not yours!
Next on Vaticanime:
MUSIC OF THE DEVIL vs HEAVY METAL FRIAR
>>160463923
>>160464078
I would join this debate about how to pronounce "anime" but I'm just feeling happy to see fellow Spaniard anons watching the same show.
>>160464284
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgf6XBMCf_g
>>160464317
As expected of an official Catholic country.
>>160464317
It's ok, hamijo. This thread died like hours ago, we're all here just keeping it alive for exposure. Last two posts that were related were either ignore or mocked.
>>160463923
So are you from Mexico?
>>160464434
You do understand that 3/4 of white race is under Catholic Church
>>160464846
>Spain
>white
Moor rape babies.
>>160464846
But how many of those countries have important laws specifically tailored to favor the catholic church?
Heck, in our tax return forms we have two "donation" options: one forwelfare, another for the church (we can check one, both or neither)if you do it online, the welfare box is unchecked by default and the church one checked
>>160464434
Also most gay friendly country in the world, this show is just perfect for them.
>>160464731
Not sure where that came from, but no.
>>160465031
I didn't notice he uses a bib. A bib with that design.
It's highly adorable and slightly disturbing.
>>160464995
Hey, man, no bullying!
>>160465031
Isn't that Sweden?
>>160465075
Why disturbing? If you are wearing a cassock you definitely need a bib.
Does nobody else find weird people that might have read the LNs or the manga haven't given any spoilers, clues or tidbits?
>>160465650
The design goes with it. Baby roleplaying fetish and all that.
>>160465075
Do you realize how expensive priests robes are? You don't want to appear before God covered in spaghetti sauce.
>>160443114
Gundam00
>S1 bigbad is fucking genetically created male sex toy
>Girly boy and sniper dude
>Setsuna, my Arabian prince
>>160465515
Well, Spain beat Sweden in legalizing gay marriage by 5 years. But Belgium did that even one earlier.
>>160465020
Ireland is still pretty Catholic but the church scandal narrative has hit us pretty hard in recent years.
>>160465774
>projecting this hard
Well to be fair, I have no clue if you're wrong or not. I don't have younger siblings nor ever recall seeing a cloth bib in person that didn't have a lobster or crab figure in it.
>>160466137
Well, I've never seen a bib worn by an adult. Using the napkin as hone, however, is common.
>>160465789
How can a priest be this muscledand hot?
>>160466300
>hot
You're just a gaylord
>How can a priest be this muscled
He's just fit, not particularly muscled. Most younger priests keep in good shape.
>>160466300
When you're fighting secret Hitler cults on a weekly basis, you need to be fit.
ok yeah, this shit had me dying.
>>160451623
>Jojofied
That's extremely concerning. Jojofags are distilled cancer in its most concentrated form.
How long is this animu? 6?
Or will they do another investigating?
>>160466574
Take it as extremely exaggerated in its motions, reactions and camera angles.
No fancy pallette swaps though.
>>160466394
You never know when you have to dodge a man in a skull mask real quick.
tee hee
pretty neat villain kind of reminded me of a less interesting dilandu from escaflowne
>>160464028
probably something to do with the crippled brother
>>160466606
Watch more anime and lurk more before asking dumb shit.
>>160468710
Don't curse in a Christian thread.
>>160466438
It was the dumbest, we don't even have this technology now. And certainly not back then.
>>160469464
>what is fiction?
>>160469464
>implying the Nazis didn't have secret technology that is now in Jew hands
We've been in a dark age since they lost.
>>160469594
Wait, does this anime take place in some alternate timeline where the nazis developed all kinds of technologies? The dumb part isn't even the technology existing, but the priests not being surprised at all.
>>160466394
Except Hiraga is a little bitch who crawl at the fist sign of danger?
>>160469464
>>160469868
>what is fiction?
>it's another "anon ignores all other discrepancies to justify complaining about a fictional plot to stroke their ego" episode
Who planted the bomb in the underground structure?
>>160469464
Huh? A quick google search shows that artificial insemination was possible as early as the 50s.
>>160470075
Of all this episode's revelations, that is what get you upset the most?
>>160470108
Jews
>>160470108
Weren't you paying attention? Father McGee, the nazi-hunting spy did.
Realistically, how are they going to top this?
>>160470219
>Weren't you paying attention?
Nigga, I literally spent half of the episode laughing like an idiot at 2 am.
>160470075
>false dichotomy
This is not worth a (You) from me.
>>160470302
I still can't believe this is real. I wonder if the novel handle it better.
What will the next arc be about? Aliens? Vampires? Necromancers? All of that at the same time while Scooby Doo music plays on the background?
>>160470302
I don't think this is too far fetched. At least there is no magic or ghost. Just frozen Hitler and his testicles. This is barely within realism.
Either this is unintentionally hilarious or a comedy, I mean who could have written this with a straight face?
>pic related
>>160471977
>this screenshot again
Lurk more.
Good to see atheists still shitpost
>>160470302
And this is only the first arc.
When hitlers frozen dead body showed up I died laughing.
There wasn't even a mystery, they just shat it all on our faces.
Please help.
I'm drunk and this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I wasn't expecting this
>>160478940
When in doubt, suspect Hitler.
I've only finished episode one but how much murder is this going to have? I suspect a lot.
>>160461926
More attention usually attracts more shitposters. The 91 Days threads were pretty slow due to how many people dropped the show, even with lasagna, pineapples, and other nonsense we got out of it.
First four episodes were the craziest thing I've maybe ever seen in anime and I don't know how they'll top this and I'm scared the rest of the series will disappoint. Where do you go from Hitler? Aliens Jesus? These last two episodes introduced something outrageous every other minute.
>>160458963
>>160459018
>>160459180
Either he got ignited from the explosion below or some ignited hydrogen gas from the airship flew up and hit him.