>get home and see this on your bed >what do?

get a bigger pillow, this thing looks tiny af

>>160399270
Ask her if she wants a juice or something else to drink, she looks pleased to finally rest so she must be tired.
Then wonder how the fuck did a loli get inside my house.

>>160399270
Take pictures

>>160399270
Prepare a false witness statement.

What the fuck is wrong with that bed?
>tiny pillow
>the bedspread is pulled up way too high
>seemingly no blanket below it

wut

Ask her when she's getting a route.

>>160399322

And a shitty pillow. Look at the dent in it, what kind of shit pillow is that?

Get some memory foam pillows. Those things are great.

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>>160399414
>>the bedspread is pulled up way too high
>>seemingly no blanket below it
nigga u blind

Kill her and steal her staff, become the magical girl.

>>160399270
underarms

>>160399270
Her.

>>160399270
What the fuck did she do to my bed

>>160399334
don't ask her anything and just give her a bowl of eggs.

if im there , i would move her to a side and sleep all day

>>160399270
Feel my switch getting flipped on

>>160399270
show her her page on danboru
>>160357988

>>160399270
sniff her toes

>>160399270
Rape.

>>160399270
Oh look, there's the heart I was looking for...

>>160399270
Kick the homunculus out, shuddering thinking that she could be a succubus.

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>>160399386
>silently dash out
>buy 4k recording device from nearest store
>return and start recording
In the worst case scenario, you can use it as proof that you did nothing wrong if something happens, otherwise enjoy ultra high definition video of cute sleeping illya.

[POMF loli]

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>>160399270
Looks for swords.

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>>160399270

>>160399270
Push her over so I can lay down.

>>160399270
Where's Kuro?

>>160399270
Ask for a mana transfer

fold her arms, then roll her in the blanket until you have an Illya roll.

Then tickle her feet

>>160399270
call an ambulance because i must be high as fuck if im seeing 2d charachters in a 3d world.

>>160407257
In my bed.

>>160407890
Sir, what the hell is wrong with you. Obviously, you pat her head.

>>160407968
Yeah, better get some medical help if you don't want to be the first person in the world to die of weed overdose

>>160399270
Fill a cup with semen.

>>160399270
Hand her a bowl of eggs

>>160399270
ask her who she is and why she's in my house.

>>160411155
This.

>>160401102
This.

>>160399270
sexy time

>>160399270
Have sex with Mai Kadowaki

>>160399270
Pet tummy.

>>160399322
>>160399426

>just one pillow
>not having at least four for yourself

>>160405353
>18 kg of rape
That's not a human, at least not an entire human.
afaik limbs are around half of an average person's weight, so if it was a limbless loli in there, her complete form would've weighed 36 kg, which is the same as Illya's official weight.

>>160399270
Ask her how the fuck she broke into my house and call the cops

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>>160399270
I take the cup.

>>160399270
Take a photo and post in on 4chan.

>>160399270
>who are you
>why are you in my house
>fuck?

Grab her by the ankles and swing get against the wall hard as possible head first

>>160399270
Give to her a bowl of eggs

[X] GENUFLECT

>>160399270
inseminate her

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!

>>160399270
Call the police and walk outside to wait for them.

I'm not going to jail for this shit.

>>160399270
Who are you, where are your parents, and WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?

>>160399270
Try to be polite while thinking
>don't look at her armpits
>don't look at her armpits
>don't look at her armpits

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>>160424160
To spoil the joke, you know rape is a flower yes? And a very important source of vegetable oil

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>>160399270
>>get home and see this on your bed
>>what do?

Call the police.

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>>160399270
Let's see what I can do for her.

>>160399270
geiger counter

Lick her armpits and fuck her till she bleeds to death because she is a shit character

>>160426430
>rape oil

>>160399270
GET OFF OF MY BED AND OUT OF MY ROOM

I don't own a bed.

>>160399270
Peeing in her mouth

>>160399270
What season and episode is this from?

>>160433964
use wait nigger.

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>>160425343

>>160399270
Get her naked. Cover her with bed sheets. Call social services.

>>160399270
Raep

Pet her chest

>>160411155
secondeded

>>160399270
Ask her if she's getting an exclusive FSN route any time soon.

>>160399270
Kick her off the bed and have some tender gay sex with my well endowed boyfriend.

>>160399270
Hug and snug with my daughteru!

>>160434422
DELET

>>160399270
Tell her it's okay if she stays here, but she has to eat this bowl of eggs.