Boruto

>>160379055
No. Fatty seems like best female friend material.

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>>16037905
No, I'd rather keep my distance. When she dresses like this and acts like that, what would the others think?

>>160379147
Why the hell did ikemoto design her like this? Was he trying to make her more feminine or just wanted plain old fanservice?

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Is the Ultimate Storm Trilogy OAV out yet?

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>>160379055
I'd fuck this autist. Even if she dreses like a slut (I know she really ain't one, it's just Ikemoto's pedo fantasies)

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I will leave this picture here

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>>160379307
He's a platonic, in no shape or form sexual, pedophile, it's a well known fact around his colleagues.
Trust me, my uncle is japanese.

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>>160378471
What did Kishi mean by this?

>Sakura ended to be a fine mom and better person than you
Fuck this degeneracy

>>160379511
Just let him love his waifu, anon.

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>>160379055
Sure, she seems nice

Who or what is going to be the final villain of Boruto?

>>160379307
He was trying to make a kid act lewd.
And I might have watched my fair share of loli porn in my life but Sarada is an actual character not a fantasy girl in a porn I'll forget the next day. Her rather realistic kid body makes the contrast with her lewdness disgusting and repulsive. I wish I could dip Ikemoto's biscuit in acid for drawing this.

>>160379674
I am hoping Salad will be the final antagonist. She had lots of potential

>>160379674
Probably some other ayy

>>160379700
But isn't this >>160379593 a issue?

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>>160379674
Punished Sarada (w/Rinnegan)

>>160379055
yes, with my penis

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> excels at shuriken jutsu
Tenten training when?

>>160379726
But Sak's horrid parenting has forced Salad to be organized, efficient, and logical. Good traits for an effective final antagonist

>>160379674
Maybe whatever it was Sasuke said had appeared in the area before. The thing Kaguya was building an army for. Or more ayys. Or an asspull. Anything really.

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>>160379696

>>160379307
At this point, I am starting to think that Ikemoto and SP are purposely trying to shit on her character and everything related to Sakura.

>>160379746
What if when Salad gets double Rinnegan, she wears Quattro-style sunglasses to cover them up?

>>160379803
momoshiki and kinshiki were what kaguya was building an army for. anon so probably the Ayy lmao King or Punished Sarada a uchiha full edge

>>160379520
So this is why Sauce has never kissed Sakura. She's literally made for cucking.

>>160379839
I meant to respond to this guy but whatever
>>160379756

>>160379659
Hey, could you please stop posting this image? Thanks!

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>>160379863
STOP THE BULLY PLEASE. SHE HAS KISSED SASUKE PLENTY OF TIMES.

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>>160379780
Being good at shurikens is apparently an Uchiha thing.

>>160379593
>Sakura
>a fine mom
Her daughter needs to cook for her on a regular basis, remind her to prepare her own luggage, and make her a schedule for a day. If Sarada weren't there Sakura would probably end up forgetting how to breathe or hit her head on every wall on her way home.

>>160379055
fuck off narutards

>>160379687
True, he really should've waited until the timeskip to make her slutada. Would've been less creepy.

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>>160379593
>>160379935
>>160379448
>>160379894
Oh look, it's the Sakura defense force!

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>>160379860
The thing is though, Sasuke made it sound like something had already appeared and was no longer present. Did Kin and Momo already visit Earth before? DId King Ayy visit?

>>160379799
But then Sakura will play the victim act.

Sakura is the light through the dark clouds in this series!

>>160380095
In the niggastream version Sauce says that "a threat greater than Kaguya is poised to appear in these lands"

>>160379974
Sak has her own manager-kun. Manager-kuns always rebels themselves. You can say Sarada is already walking the path of destruction.

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>>160379593
>>160380166
TWO AND HALF MINUTES MARRIAGE!

>>160380094
Sometimes it makes me wonder if these people who unironically defend Sasuke and Sakura's relationship are mentally ill or just braindead. They're thirsty as fuck for SS content to the point that they'd interpret Sasuke asking Naruto to deliver his sorry message to Sakura as something romantic. The nigga is basically jesus who could teleport and some shit and he couldn't even visit her wife and say sorry to her face. Much less spend time with her for more than two and a half minutes.

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>>160380095
>>160380189
Here's the official translation.

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Post the smiles you couldn't protect

>>160380234
More time than you in bed.

>>160380116
Managing vicitim-players requires a cool, clear head, control of one's emotions, and pattern-recognition skills. Again, good skills to have as an antagonist

i really feel bad for sarada

why is sasuke such a deadbeat

>>160380254
it's just you haven't been on a long term relationship ever.

>>160379687
Wow, i can't believe /a/ and dumblr actually agreed on something for once.

>>160379055
It kind of makes Sarada's goal of becoming Hokage more sweeter knowing she's embarrassed in using ninjutsu for mundane things

>>160380288
Well, at least I get laid almost every night! But guess who doesn't?

>>160380189
>>160380281
Well damn. I was wrong. This multiple translation thing is annoying. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>160380324
Because plot.

>>160379974
Sakura is barely holding herself with the thought of Sasuke cucking her with other women during his journey. So she had Salad to do everything for her to remind her everyday that Salad is literally the only reason why she and Sasuke are still together.

>>160380282
Man.
He was such a good kid.

>>160380302
There are the possibility of Sarad feeling bad afterwards because of her poor mommy.

>>160380452
I think Sasuke and Sakura like each other. In the gaiden and in the Last movie they seem friendly and almost loving.

>>160379307
They need to give Sasuke another kid.

Sarada is shit

>>160380282
Too fucking cute

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>>160380282

>>160380282
>The attempted coup "killed" this version of sasuke
I think his revenge is justified, fuck the leaf.

>>160379840
>Ikemoto and SP are purposely trying to shit on her character and everything related to Sakura.
Hopefully, I hate her and I used to be a big NaruSaku fan.

>>160380468
True. But would not add a shread of sympathy to Salad?

>>160380463
>>160380546
Uchihas are always good kids in their early childhood. But then their evil chakra starts affecting their brain and they go full retard. Salad is already starting to show the signs of it with her slutty attitude.

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>>160380282

>>160380693
>Uchihas start out cute and cuddly
>Then they grow up and start stabbing
They're cats, I tell you! CATS!

>>160380085
Yes please, anyway Sarada is for exclusive breeding use of fat, ugly, old men only.

>>160380380
I'm not sure if you're falseflagging or just being retarded but even the busiest father who's working in a faraway place would make calls or send messages to his family even if he only has a short amount of free time just to see how they were doing. In Sasuke's case, he fucked off for 12 years and never made calls or sent messages to his wife. Fuck, he even almost killed Sarada because he never saw her face ever since she was born. And when he delivered a message, it was addressed to Naruto to congratulate him on his wedding without even bothering to ask how Sakura's doing.

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>>160380693
>But then their evil chakra starts affecting their brain and they go full retard.
Sasuke was fine until Itachi brainfucked him with the Tsukiyomi of the massacre, and even then he wasn't fully a shit until the Cursed Seal kicked in

>>160380647
I think they have done Sakura better in the anime than the manga. Maybe yes.

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77 replies
32 posters.

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>>160380282
>the endless life of suffering and absolute shit that awaits that cute face and the kind of shit pathetic adult he'll become
He was a good boy

>>160380880
You mean /a/ on business as usual?

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naruto is the best hokage

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Post Sumires.

>>160380956
Well, so far Naruto is the only Hokage that actually acts like the leader of a village.

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>>160380282

>>160380956
Wrong. Tobirama put in motion the steps that got the uchiha near extinction

>>160381151
but he is still smiling

Would you guys rather have Salad as a cool, calculating, ruthless, dominant yet prone to wild, over-emotional, sympathetic outbursts or an out-of-control, slutty, yet surprisingly cunning antagonist?

>>160381206
True. But this smile was before the evil set in.

>>160380790
Itachis brilliant plan
>I want this child to stay and love the village
>I'll mind rape him and tell him he needs hatred
>Sees him again in three years
>Senses orochimarus chakra on him
>Decided the best course of action is to mind rape him again

>>160381240
Antagonist but this episode makes it hard to believe.

>>160381411
>Before this however, I will fail to kill the man who will definitely go after my brother
>Even though he attacked me first
>And I can claim self defense
>Kakuzu killed his partners all the time
>They just gave him more

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>>160381411
its how Itachi shows his love

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>>160381411
What a different story Naruto would be if it's characters weren't absolute autists

>>160381493
Did you expect Kid Sasuke to become the man he is know?

>>160381411
Itachi's master plan was to have a crow brainwash Sasuke into becoming permanently loyal to Konoha. Even as a "good guy" Itachi was still a real piece of shit

>>160381653
I wasn't expecting Naruto to be the infinite tsukuyomi himself. You can notice Saks (and probably everyone else) is only not a bitch because she's ultimately afraid of breaking Naruto's world of peace.

Itachi had such a cute gf I wonder why Obito liked her eyes https://youtu.be/AQdK2CyXbUY

>>160381194
get out Tobirama

>>160381821
So Madara really did win?
Yay!

>>160381827
I think the LN version of her death is worse, where Itachi genjutsus her into experiencing an entire lifetime with him in a few seconds, short-circuiting her brain and making her die fully enamored with him

>>160381827
how did the coolest guy remove sharingans? kamui'd them into jars?

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>>160379674
Sarada "Nothing wrong" Uchiha

>>160381962
probably but atleast she didn't die in pain

>>160381980
Probably

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So This is why Boruto will be pissed at Naruto for Gaiden makes sense

>>160381877
The ninja world is and likely decided to work themselves to death just to not do anything that might accidentally upset Naruto.

>>160382157
Is Boruto retarded?

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Rereading Gaiden right now. Holy shit, this is going to be a one hell of a ride when it gets animated.

>>160382191
No but he loves his imouto more then his father

>>160382229
Sarada's Va is going to be so Based in these scenes

>>160382191
As the OP indicates he has a rosy golden tinted life.

The OP has him run past Sumire and Sarada, both of whom we know don't have a rosy golden life.

Boruto is a good character and a good kid. He is going to suffer a lot when he realizes just how bad other people have it.

>>160382279
As Bort is somewhat incapable of handling negative emtions, will his reaction to the realization of his friends' horrid lives make them worse?

>>160382229
Why is Sasuke so autistic holy shit is not even funny anymore.

>>160382387
His Blue eyes will cost him everything

>>160382279
Boruto is just going to suffer in general. His blue eyes have to take everything away from him after all.

>>160382420
So will Bort devolve into an edgy fuck or will his innocence and nativity lead to destruction?

>>160382229
>>160382390
what is that expression trying to convey to his daughter?

>>160382420
>>160382439
Is that related to his doujutsu or nah?

>>160382439
This show is about aliens dude not earth things.

>>160382467
yeah...

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Remember, if Chou Chou dies, there goes the neighbourhood.

>>160382509
HELLO I CAN SEE YOU NEJI

>>160382509
hey
don't even joke about that

>>160382566
Shame that Nu is canonically Boruto's.

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>>160382536
>Chou Chou dies
>Sarada goes mental, acquires Rinnegan, gets sexually frustrated
>Boruto must intervene for the sake of the world
>Hiashi pours a bag of potato chips over Chou Chou's grave

>>160382387
>horrid lives
He didn't change after knowing about sumire and sarada's life isn't "horrid". She lived pretty fine without sasuke, she just miss him so no. Other's lives won't affect boruto. He's focused on his own feelings

>>160382601
>eww Uchiha
Tobirama end game soon.

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>>160382390
Did Sasuke even try to kiss Sakura when they were having sex. Holy shit

>>160382599
?? It's not idiot.

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>>160379055
Sarada is gonna be a stone cold FOX when she gets older

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>first arc is a supernatural mystery straight out of Bakemonogatari
>villain is a character straight out of Bakemonogatari

S-sasuga, Studio Pierrot

>>160382677
>yeah sorry

>>160382666
>he thinks hawa is canon

>>160382626
Salad has no childhood, managing her incompetent mother robbed that from her

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>>160382509
Mark my words she is going to become a Tsunade level semen demon.

>>160379448
she looks cute like that

>>160382621
Why would he pour a potato chip bag over the grave of ChoCho? So he can get to know Salad's fetishies are and tell them to Bort?

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>>160382229
>Unfortunately for both of us, I'd remember losing my virginity.

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>>160382658
SSfags think Sasuke did kiss Sakura, otherwise she wouldn't be able to come up with something "better than a kiss"

>>160382191
>Can make a near infinite number of clones
>Cab have them do the paper work while he goes to watch his daughter
No Narutos a fucking terrible father

sarada looks like sasuke + that other girl with the glasses kid, sakura is her foster mother for sure they don't even look related

>>160382772
I really hope they stick to this outfit, instead of assistant-kuns version.

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>>160382795

>>160382844
Just because Naruto is retarded, something we've known for a while. Doesn't change that his son is also fucking retarded.

>>160382157
>hinata who was busty as a teenager and extremely endowed as a young adult became flat chested after giving birth despite this stereotypically making womens breasts even larger.
the guy drawing this manga got bored of her and just doesn't care what she looks like anymore it just makes no sense

>>160382863
They should have made that canon.

She'd have been relevant power wise if she'd have been half Uzumaki.

>>160382795
The salt from this arc, oh my god

>>160382995
>With these DNA results, YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER!

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>>160382658
>never kissed her husband
Holy shit, there is a limit to being a cuck. At this point i'm just waiting for Sakura to break like pic related after Sasuke comes home with another kid for her to raise.

>>160382658
Goku never kissed chichi maybe its like that but worst ?

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Homoerotic tension when?

>>160382795
I'm the only one who hated Sauce for the majority of his scenes in Naruto but started unironically loving him when he's basically shitting on Sakura while getting away with almost everything?

>>160382918
she's just hiding her power level anon

>>160383161
Technically that already happened but she dumped them off at nice mister Kaboto's totally not shady orphanage.

>>160379055
I would impregnate that autism.

>>160383217
Not really at the end when I gave up taking Naruto even remotely seriously Dr Snakes became a gloriously hammy villain. And really he was the only one to put Sakura in her damn place.

>>160380085
>hall of anal devastation 4
Which one was the third?

>>160383487
Naruto, Bleach...

Maybe Korra? Korrasami was fucking hilarious because of how left field it was

>>160383540
Korra ended before Naruto did, and we're talking about animu or mango here.

>>160383487
Tokyo Ghoul

>>160383540
The comics have doubled down on it.

>>160380324
He just went to get a pack of smokes.

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>>160383540
Korra's relationships were a fucking mess, she jumped from dick to dick trying to find one that fits. they really gave no hints that she was into women. they could have gotten away with pick related.

>>160383244
Then we're just waiting for the day she goes to the market to break for something small

>>160382509
Who doesn't want more Mangekyous?

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>>160382229
Gaiden is totally a mistake. SP will regret animating this piece of shit. The first 15 episodes of the anime were not that great, but they were comfy with some great moments here and there, and there wasn't much to complain about except that some episodes were kinda boring, but that's it. Now, from this episode and on until Gaiden is over, all the characters will act like autistic retards most of the time. This kills the comfy feel of the show.

Sure we will get some nice memes and dumblr tears, but I enjoyed the show for what it was. Now that Kishi's autism's leaking over, it probably won't be the same later.

EVERYTHING related to the Uchihas is cancer in this show. Kodachi needs to remove them from the screen as much as possible. Watching Sarada's meltdown would be funny, but I am sure it would be a blow to the quality of the show. I need them to dissapear from my show. Luckily they don't seem to like Sarada's family, so maybe they won't get focus that much.

>>160379147
>>160379687
>>160380010
Those lines are original from Niggastream, they literally invented that bubble, it's not sexy in the original manga.

Ikemoto doesn't draw the manga anyways.

>>160383896
But the gaiden was the best thing to come from Naruto in about a decade. Sure it was basically the Mury show fused with Metal Gear, but it was so retarded it became amazing.

>>160382918
that's kishi's design from years ago, her tits were never that big in the manga either

>>160383974
>Sure it was basically the Mury show fused with Metal Gear

It's basically the series fully embracing the eugenics batshittery that defines the first series

>>160383625
What happened on Tokyo Ghoul

>>160382387
I sure hope they make him suffer and in a proper way, nothing goes wrong for him so far

>>160384065
Touka and Kaneki had sex (got married and Touka is now pregnant with his child) and the fujos had a meltdown

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>>160384065
http://readms.net/r/tokyo_ghoulre/125/4274/1

Ken and Touka had Sex which triggered the Fujos and the people that ship ken with Eto

>>160384184
That's fantastic

>>160379448
Anyone have the big wallpaper version where thre is a big heart background and she is looking at boruto?

Its a cute pic

>>160379448
Biggest body count in the series

>>160379448
Did boruto seriously time skip already? how much did it last with the kid versions, I was hoping we'd
get more cute scenes with smol sarada

>>160384184
>>160384231
Nice, always glad to see fujos assblasted

>>160383974
Sure, as I said, it is fun, but once you go that route, the series becomes a gag like what happened with Shippuden, and no one will take it seriously anymore. Sure, Naruto was never about taking it seriously, but part 1 Naruto was great, and the Boruto anime was feeling like that until now, but this Gaiden shit will tarnish it with its endless autism.

>>160384050
>It's basically the series fully embracing the eugenics batshittery that defines the first series
And this is the exact opposite of the theme that the anime had until now, about the kids living their own life independent of their parents and making their own paths. I like all the kids, I don't want them to fall into irrelevance because they don't have a super powered bloodline. This is the exact same error Kishi did with Naruto.

Cant wait to see Sarada's older design

>>160384548
To have themes about living independent of genetics you still need genetics.

Besides Boruto has nuance, it's not trying to blindly be contrarian to Naruto's theme. Like with Chou Chou saying "Yeah we're doing what our parents did with Ina Shika Chou, but it's useful enough."

>>160383946
>Ikemoto doesn't draw the manga anyways.
The bort manga? He's the artist. I recall him even explaining the process of drawing the manga.

>>160384612
I think anon confused him with Ukyo, who writes the dialogue for the manga.

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>>160379674
heil

>>160380281
>i believe there is a chance that someday there is potentially the possibility that maybe something bad might happen
>so i'm going to leave for ten years and fail to stop it

>>160383667
And making it very distracted. Book 3 where it was just Asami and Korra doing fun stuff was the best. Still better than the disappointment that was Book 4

>>160384643
Oh, then yeah he's right.

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>>160384746

>>160383896
max comfy is a bad slice of life series suffering from the curse of constant shippuden-tier filler plots influencing its tone

i'm ready for this fun and unique experience rivaling the likes of dragon ball super

>>160383684
>posting the one reason why the nips should have nuked us in order to spare those soldiers from their offspring

>>160384184
>>160384231
Fucking kek
>>160380281
Oh boy, he went for a long walk in the woods and a sabbatical in sand-land for 10 fucking years just because if a "maybe"?

I've got to tell you something, I only come to these threads for the comedy and damn, they sure deliver.

>>160382601
why isn't this loli a main haracter

>>160384609
I am not against the use of genetics. I just don't want the show to focus too much on it. I want the show to give a chance to everyone and stop with the Uchiha fuckery that plagued the original show. If only the Uchihas were compelling characters, but no, all of them are just retards with superpowers.

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>>160384982
>all of them are just retards with superpowers
that's most ninjas though

>>160379687
>single mother household
She was destined to be a slut

>>160384938
>i'm ready for this fun and unique experience rivaling the likes of dragon ball super

So you want the show to go to the absolute shit and be only good for memes and laughs?

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>>160384982
sasuke uchiha is the most compelling source of tragic comedy in the entire series

>>160384977
cause they don't love us

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This would be his theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx24ytHFVYc

>>160385064
The Uchihas have an actual excuse though, with their Curse of Hatred bullshit, they get away with everything just because it ran in the family and wasn't actually their fault to be born in it. At least when it happens with other characters we can say that they are actually autists and not only retards from a family that tends to have mental disabilities.

>>160385213
More like Kawaki's theme.

>>160385213
sasuke's theme song is patterned on a spaghetti western

>>160379055
>Uchiha
What for? So she can try to murder me when she goes full edgelord and decides she wants to get her autism eyes upgraded?

im looking forward to the Himawari, think her, hanabi and hawawa are the best girls so far.

>>160385467
*episode

>>160385467
With you till Hawawa

>>160385534
I get Hanabi, but there are actually people who like Himawari? She is a non-character as for right now.

>>160385595
>non character
she's the cutes female, she's very mature and loving and stronger than boruto wtf are you talking about

Sakura sleeps with old men for free. Salad has to clean up the used condoms scattered all over her mom's bedroom.

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>>160383280
Post ninja war/ninja war ninja mengele is a treasure.
>Orochimaru:Why are you so angry at Sasuke, karin?
>Karin:He stabbed me in the chest.
>Orochimaru:That is a coincidence me too.
Fucking hell man

>>160383974
Gaiden was pretty shit. Sumire arc and Boruto movie felt better to me.

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>>160384972
We all know the true reason why he left.

>>160384938
Dragon ball super is horrible you retarded fuck. Why would you want any show to be like it?

>>160382390
Are all post-Dragon Ball Jump fathers this fucking autistic?
Goku, Jotaro, Ging, and now Sasuke.

>>160386069
ichigo's probably blandly nice to his kid

>>160386069
Luffy's going to be the most autistic at the end of one piece when he has a kid

>>160381151
That nigga will never lose his smile because that nigga gets away with everything.

>>160385829
i feel like orochimaru was enlightened during his time in the jar

unless this particular soul fragment never went through the ordeal and he was just smart enough to read the mood and calm the fuck down

>>160385829
>Local man gets away with everything.

>>160384582
She's probably going to be naked in the timeskip.

>>160382390
He spent his entire adolescence undergoing various forms of mental trauma.

>>160386205
And even then, she will still have the same body, just a little taller. Nothing to see there.

can someone give me a quick summary of the new series

basically i want to know why naruto and sasuke don't instantly nuke any problems

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>>160386069
Gintoki is a good father to his NBR!Children.

>>160386431
Basically they can. But the new gen is way more talented than the old gen. After the timeskip the new gen will probably have already surpassed the old gen. Maybe killing ayys will let everyone relevant to get on Sasuke and Naruto's level.

>>160386320
This is true, also ikemoto doesn't like oppai.

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>>160379935

>>160386431

Naruto can nuke but a lot of the new enemies attack the village leaving him unable to throw giant chakra bombs without endangering others. They also absorb ninjutsu though what's dumb is he doesn't use sage mode to fuck them up with sage chakra. That's a plot point I dislike

Sasuke ran out of chakra fighting the alien dudes and his suasnoo was reduced to bone level.

Basically the new threats will be using alien DNA like kaguya and it took both of them to seal just her. Heck I think kawaki is made of sasuke and naruto DNA and we all know that's trouble

Naruto and sasuke are leagues over normal guys but most otsutsuki can probably fuck with them. Especially since there are probably a bunch while they are just two. Tech is also moving forward and naruto can be taken down in the village with his guard down due to being overworked and rusty.

You know now that I think about it Sasuke is legit a horrible human being, did he even apologize for any of the shit he did?

>>160386565
Ever since then, Sasuke has never kissed anyone.

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>>160382795
Remind me WHY Naruto and Sakura wanted to bring this cunt back again??

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>>160386588
Of course he did.

>>160386615
Because YOU ARE MY FRIEND.

>>160386805
NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Wtf was sasuke doing here?

>>160386877
trying to do something reassuring but being too autistic to pull it off

>>160386877
Planning to strangle her

>>160386877
he was inches away from putting a hole in her chest.

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>>160386877
he threw his sword to stop her movement, then his hand was going for her neck but then he stopped when she said papa

ssfags when the chapter came out said he was trying to hug her but stopped.

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What did Sakura actually like about Sasuke other than she thinks he's good looking or he's cool?

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post /ourguy/s

I'll start with an easy one.

>>160387079
>then his hand was going for her neck
he had raiton on, he was going to skewer her.

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>>160387097
Nothing because Kishi is a shit writer who doesn't know how to write

Sakura should have fell in love Naruto who was always there for her and gotten over her boyhood crush as soon as the timeskip hit, but he's a hack

Sasuke should have impregnated some random bitch to keep his clan alive but that's all he gets

Hinata should have become stronger and eventually moved on from Naruto and become the queen of her ever growing clan, but NOOOOO

>>160387191
If he doesnt't know how to write then he is not a writer,retard

why don't naruto's kids have byakugan

>>160387097
>What did Sakura actually like about Sasuke other than she thinks he's good looking or he's cool?
That's it. Kishi likely wrote most of shippuden as he went along. He was probably unsure about SS all the way up until the last 4 chapters. The fact that even ending up with Karin made more sense than ending up with sakura sans last minute head poke shows that the pairing rarely crossed his mind and when it did it was only to show how evil sasuke was rather than imply any real connection, hence why sakura still has no reason and how they even ended up together is shrouded in mystery.

>>160387257
Kishi literally forgot.

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>>160386565
>Sauce married Sakura so he could have an indirect kiss with Nardo

>>160386565
>Ever since Sarada met Naruto, she decided he would be her first kiss too.

>>160387285
He never kissed his wife. See >>160382658
Sasuke thinks his lips were the only thing that's left pure in him because pinkshit already tainted his dick. So he couldn't let her to taint his lips either.

>>160387097
Sakura was just like any of Sasuke's other fangirls except she had the good fortune of ending up on the same team as him. From there she just road on the coattails of Sasuke and Naruto's bromance. Once Naruto redeemed Sasuke then Sakura was free to swoop in to collect her prize.

>>160387191
Kishi said in an interview that she has no real reason to love Sauce/selfish reason.

You can google it.

>>160387191
Fucking this, that confession scene was bullshit because he had Sakura lie while ALSO EXPLAINING WHY LIKING SASUKE OVER NARUTO MADE NO SENSE LEGITAMETLY, guy is a fucking retard

>>160382509
Chou-chou better make sure she gets plenty of exorcise or Sarada's gonna swear bloody vengeance on the chip factory and their deadly cholesterol.

>>160382658
Holy shit I feel really bad for Sakura. Why did she save herself for this fucking autist. Even SHE could've done better than THAT.

>>160387257
Himawari does but she has to re unlock it

Boruto has a cool new eye called the Jougan. It will apparently cost him everything

>>160387191
>Sakura should have fell in love Naruto who was always there for her and gotten over her boyhood crush as soon as the timeskip hit, but he's a hack
Nah, I wouldn't wish a mess like Sakura on Naruto and he got a better deal in the end. Besides, their dynamic is shit. Don't know why anybody would ship them.

>>160386877
You can't get worse at being a father than this, right? Like this is the ultimate form of neglect. He almost murdered her.

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Seriously confused. Their date was two minutes, Sakura changes the subject when salad asks her about kissing sasuke, and he even tries to avoid kissing her goodbye.

Did he actually fuck her? Starting to think the anons who said he handed her sperm were right

>>160387257
Have you been living under a rock?

>>160387097
That's litterally all you need, It's not like women marry you for your sense of morals.

>>160387191
>>160387594
I've said this before but I'd rather Sakura have ended up with someone like Lee. Someone tertiary who always supported them that she's got good chemistry with and isn't a fucking autist.

>>160387623
Can you even imagine the passionless awkward sex those two would have. Sakura giving it her all throwing her full body into it while Sasuke just lie there staring intently into her eyes emotionless until he nuts and then leaves without cuddling at all.

Maybe he just says "good job" before he jets for a decade.

>>160386565
Naruto a slut. Hinata married used goods.

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STOP FUCKING LEWDING HIMAWARI YOU FUCKS

>>160387719
2.5 min lol very romantic

>>160387719
>>160387742
"I've fulfilled the minimum romantic requirement for marriage, based on this book I read. I will be home in 5 hours for sexual relations and then it's back to the woods I go."

>>160387623
>>160387681
Why do you guys assume they only dated and had sex once?
They canonically travelled together prio to Salad being pregnant

>>160386565
Time to join the rest of your family and fulfill your destiny, Sarada.

>>160387719
>After 2 minutes of silence
>Sauce: I've got to go
>Sakura: Do you really have to? Can't we stay for a little longer?
>Sauce: Yeah... sorry

That's basically how their date went by. Nothing significant happened which is why Sakura was able to peacefully count the duration of their "date".

>>160387645
>I'd rather Sakura have ended up with someone like Lee
I wouldn't wish Sakura on my worst enemy, much less /ourboy/ Lee.
Let Sakura stay with the Uchiha autist, they deserve each other.

>>160387645
>lee
>not an autist
I like the guy, but c'mon, anon.

>>160387719
>they couldn't even hold hands because Sasuke lacks a left arm

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>>160387976
>coulda made a susanoo or a robot arm

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>>160379147
What the fuck is she wearing high heels for?

>>160379147
she looks like a cheap prostitute.

>>160387624
technically a basement is under ground level and ground is a rock so yes

also i just post in any threads i see regardless if i actually watch or read the material

>>160388152
To crush bad guys crotches.

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>>160380403
Yeah, okay

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>>160388262
>sarada femdom

>>160387191
>Sakura should have fell in love Naruto who was always there for her and gotten over her boyhood crush as soon as the timeskip hit, but he's a hack

The strange thing is that for a little while, he did seem to drop hints that that was where he's headed, biggest one being Captain Woodguy's comment on her feelings after Naruto went berserk for the first time after the timeskip, but then he completely abandoned that line of thought, turning Sakura in an utter mess of a character in the process.

Kishimoto seemed to write it all on the fly, at the very least post time skip, and just kept all his options open, in order to string along the fanbase and not piss anyone off until it didn't really matter anymore.

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>Zero good doujins
Naruto is dead

Stop posting lewd Himawaris you faggots

>>160383974

>implying Gaiden to be better than the movie or the Ghost arc

Hahahaha good joke

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Lads.

>>160387594
THAT'S BECAUSE KISHI IS A SHIT WRITER YOU ARE LITERALLY PROVING MY POINT

>>160387596

Any fanart of her without those pigtails?

MODS!

>>160389046
haven't seen any yet

>>160388962
Someone posts the links. You know the ones.

>>160389126
I have this https://m.imgur.com/r/Naruto/XKwJ4

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>>160388962
Oh man, the reactions to that were glorious.

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>>160389177
>https://m.imgur.com/r/Naruto/XKwJ4
>>160389215
Yeeessss, more

>>160386842
SASKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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so what if the baby of this two get the bad genes of the parents and ends up being the average joe?

>>160389507
Spongebob!

>>160389215
This is still canon, there's no way for Sakura to get pregnant with Sauce child at that bench in just 2 and a half minutes.

Salad is actually Karin daughter and maybe they will touch this subject again.

>>160389594
So, Sakura's genes? Sucks for the kid then.

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>>160379055
>>160382709

>>160389610
Not even a Hinatafag, but it's funny how they call her a psychopath or a stalker when Sakura herself is pretty much insane as well. She treats herself like a punching bag who continues to pursue a guy who obviously hated her guts and actually tried to kill him twice. That's even more pathetic honestly.

>>160390059
>kill him
*kill her

Why Boruto isn't the oldest of the gen. I thought Naruto and Hinata married because they were really horny.

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>>160382229
Preview for the Gaiden as described by anon two years ago a week before the first chapter was released.

1/6

I didn't even need to read more than 1 chapter tof feel the emptiness of this manga...

After the Ninja war with Madara, Jubbi and co, we're back to regular retarded low class ninja.

Plus if Naruto was the ONE, what to expect from the son ? Aaaah, yes, nothing.

Shit this is so sad, I wanted a Naruto story in a seinen gorish way, with Sakura dismemberer by an insanly gone Sasuke, and an anarchic ninja world T_T

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>>160390197
2/6

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>>160390231
3/6

>>160380790
and he still managed to stay stable until he got mind-raped again by Itachi who was more interested in Naruto, then surpassed by Naruto's Rasengan and THEN defeated by Sound 4.

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>>160390263
4/6

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>>160390286
5/6

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>>160390302
6/6

In retrospect it was pretty much on point.

At least this manga won't be about "muh a kid with no background can be a great ninja" to "oh lulz actually you're the result of breeding two great lines of warrior lulz"

>>160379839
>DO NAROTO SHIRANAI

>>160382677
>implying she will lose the dorky glasses

>>160390330
Well, Tentou doesn't have a ninja background, but he's ballsy and talented as fuck.

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>>160386037
holy shit. I like sasuke more as a escapist parent

>>160388964
>all caps
Fuck off to reddit.

>>160388964
Going by this logic, SasuSaku could have worked fine if it had a good writer. Just admit you're an asshurt NaruSaku faggot.

>>160382677
>Salad will most likely have no tits
No thanks.

>>160390569
she'll upgrade to a star trek visor like Shino

>>160380489
Kekkity kek. Cuckurafags are beyond deluded.

>>160388962
Do you think they'll give us a reason why Karin has Salad's umbilical cord to begin with and seems more involved with Salad's growth than Sasuke despite Sakura apparently never introducing her? I find it hard to believe there's nothing in it for her.

>>160390968
>why Karin has Salad's umbilical cord to begin with
Orochimaru totally has a few dozen Salada clones on ice to be de-thawed once Sasuke and Naruto die of old age

>>160379055

No, she's not my type.

Did fatty facesit the salad yet?

>>160390968
Traditionally the mother keeps the cord. Sakura apparently let her keep it as a sign of their friendship. But Sakura is a shit-tier friend. Sarada never knew about Karin, the woman who delivered her, sent her glasses when her eyes got bad, and sent the only picture she had of her father before he came back.

>>160391395
>Sakura is a shit-tier friend
This isn't new, suckura ended her childhood friendship with ino over saucegay, the same friend who protected her from bullies and helped her gain some confidence.

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>>160386877
>I knew it was you right away papa
Even in times of emotional adversity, there is always time for Shit-Talk no Jutsu

>>160389215
>THE ERA OF KUBO IS OVER

>>160390197
>>160390231
>>160390263
>>160390286
>>160390302
>>160390321
Thanks Anon, I laughed

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How can Salad even compete?

>>160391395
>mother traditionally keeps the cord
>give it to a stranger who had a crush on your husband
>take her gifts but never tell your daughter about these gifts.
Maybe it's Sakura's way of telling Karin to fuck off since Sasuke probably visits the taka lair more than his house.

Sakura's a shit friend and I already knew that but what I'm curious about is why Karin helping despite them not really being close. There's gotta be some sort of gain involved.

>>160388430
Is Rin an unhinged psychopath who gets off to mass murder

>>160391830
Hyuuga Cake was a mistake

>>160391863
I Don't know maybe. She never got Edo tensei so we don't know.

>>160385829
I know right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWxvmHuXEoU
It's not unusual for early villains to become cute and ineffectual but Orochimaru takes this on a whole new level.

>>160386135
>i feel like orochimaru was enlightened during his time in the jar
Agreed. That a guy who's been obsessed with immortality his whole life had a child is very telling.

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>>160391830
Anon pls, we know who the true winner of the bortbowl is.

>>160392040
what are the chances of her 64 palming someone then tripping on a rock?

>>160391395
Sakura actually saved Karin after Sauce killed Danzo

>>160392175
>Sakura actually saved Karin after Sauce killed Danzo

You just reminded me that soon after Karin was first introduced many were sure that she would have an epic fight with Sakura in the future for Sasuke's love. Many years later and their first interaction is Sakura saving Karin's life after Sasuke tried to kill her.

Wew.

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>>160387306
Top ship

>>160379448
My heart

>>160392133
Well, at least she took down the enemy with her.