>Age 17-18 >Height 142 cm(4 ft, 8 in) Why is Konata such

Holy shit I can easily overpower her and treat her body like a meat toilet.

I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on. Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body.

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>>160359500
>ishikei will never draw lucky star again

>>160358851
I like when konata plays game does the funny scream.

>>160358922
>>160359018

She beat the shit out of Guile. Don't even try.

>>160359768
>Her dad had her take self defence classes cause he expected everyone to be as big a pedaphile as he was, but all she can do flail around weakly while you pull her skirt up and tie it over her head.

>>160358851
Nip girls are small, stop bullying poor Konata.

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>>160360067
>tie her skirt over her head
How the hell does one do that without a length of rope?

>>160360325
Furthermore, she'd rek ur shit.

>>160360325
I want to wear her plump butt on my face

>>160358851
>>160358922
>>160359018

Please don't talk about my waifu like this.

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I would DESTROY her little pussy.

>>160358851
They were appealing to all men of taste, faglord.

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>>160358851
Moshi moshi

>>160360394
The guy she tried to beat up was a tourist who was just asking for directions.
>>160360325
Ducktape

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>>160358851
They were trying to appeal to the Kagamin audience. Which is an audience of one. I don't know what they were thinking.

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>>160360998
this

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She's an example of a strong yet simple character design, instantly recognizable no matter what cosplay she is doing.

>>160362136
great
now nobody can ever do a short long haired blue girl with a catface ever again

>>160360998
Kagamin is not homosexual. Noone knows what she really meant by "**** with Konata".

It is a satire on the auto-infantilization performed by otaku. Lucky Star is actually a really mean-spirited series, I don't understand why it was such a hit.

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>>160362136
>strong yet simple character design
The Sanic of anime

>>160362266
>mean spirited
There are worse series that do this, and those are actually really spiteful toward otaku.

>>160358851
Womanlets are patrician. As are giantesses.

Really, all height of woman between 4ft and 8ft is patrician.

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>>160362166
>now nobody can ever do a short long haired blue girl with a catface ever again

Sure they can.

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Nice Lucky Star thread.
Be a real shame if somethin' happened to it . . .

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>>160359500
>I like Konata cause she's an otaku like me.

>>160362595
Tsukasa is cute and the fact that she fit into that mentally ill artist's inner world in such a powerful way makes her even cuter.

>>160358922
what the fuck is a meat toilet
u flush your ground beef and sirloin steaks down the toilet?

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>>160362266
I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.

>>160360916
I want to fuck those feet

>>160358851
They wanted the Aoi Yuuki audience before Aoi Yuuki was a thing.

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>All of them are almost 30

her mom was really small right So genetics op

>>160363331
Why are luckies so magical? I just want to eat every one of them, especially Kona-chan.

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>>160362839
>he doesn't know about meat toilet

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>>160362524
>Take Konata
>Add even more cat
>Remove sharp angles

>>160362266
Cause infantilized otaku girls' is a fetish that everyone but you secretly has.

>>160359500
>I like Konata cause she's an otaku like me
>otaku
>like me
Are you Japanese?

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>>160358851
Genetics

>>160358851
Height difference is retardedly hot

>>160362858
So that's her weakpoint.

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>>160364210
>Add even more cat

Ay.

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>>160366622

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>>160368921

>>160366265
That's decade-old pasta dude.

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>>160368921
Was this an OVA I missed? And why is "Shelter" playing in my head as I watch it?

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>>160363648

>>160370821
It's from episode 22.
Incidentally, the script was written by Shoji Gatoh.

>>160358851
Nah, Konata is a normal girl and so are her friends.

>>160359500
fucking kill yourself newfag

>>160372711
Newfgs in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. That's an old pasta

>>160360629
Konata is for headpats, not lewd

>>160369453
>>160369610
STOP

>>160363061
>all of them are christmas cakes
muh

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>>160360916
>>160362879
Imagine the smell. Being a filthy otaku, she probably hasn't changed those socks in days

>>160372784
cute pasta, I've been hearing that for the 10+ years I've been browsing.

>>160360629
What would it be like to be dominated by Konata?

>>160359741
Hehehaha

>>160372926
That pasta has been around since Lucky Star aired. Don't pretend to be an oldfag when you clearly aren't

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>>160372972
it all runs together after a while. Want me to prove my age? Fapman. Nevada-tan. Needs moar Waha.

Not that I have anything to be proud of. This place just gets worse every year.

>>160361148
Man I remember back in the days, this was my first headcanon shipping.

>>160372193
That still doesn't explain the "Shelter" vibe though.

Konata is my wife.
Lucky Star is the evangelion of cute girls doing cute things.

>>160374427
This guy gets it.

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>>160374427
If it were the Evangelion of CGDCT, I'd think it'd be a deconstruction of the concept, no?

It's more like it is to KyoAni what TTGL was to Gainax, what Luluco was to Trigger, and what Bakemonogatari was to Shaft: a series to refect and remark upon the previous works of the studio.

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>>160375031
ah ah come on

>>160374079
Shelter is about someone who has been gone for a long time sending a message that they still love the home they had to leave behind.

>>160374412
Is she playing Snake?

>>160375031
Evangelion isn't a deconstruction, it's a psychological anime with a mecha setting. But your description of Lucky Star is accurate otherwise.

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>>160373048

>>160360406
Her butt is anything and everything but plump.

>>160370821
>Was this an OVA I missed?
It's from the main series.
>And why is "Shelter" playing in my head as I watch it?
Because you have considerably shit taste.

>>160376909
I need to rewatch Lucky Star then, because that scene doesn't click in my head at all.

As for my taste, yes, it's probably shit. But this is /a/, no one has good taste around here anymore.

Konata probably smells like grease, sweat and period clops.

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>>160376971
My taste may be shit but at least I don't like fucking Shelter.

>>160377253
Jeebus pussy shitting Chandler I love this gif. Post it again.

>>160358851

I like that she has a :3 face

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Your waifu just got fat

>>160358851
IMAGINE

>>160375031
If anything Euph would be to Kyo what the rest of those metaphors are

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>>160376812
I disagree

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>>160360067
Pretty sure he's just an Otaku who loves his daughter. Don't slander best dad Soujiro

>>160380823
Her daughter looks just like her wife, can't blame the man if he takes her virginity

>>160377253
>>160377253

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

>>160380902
If I had a qt daughter who shared my hobbies and resembled my late legal-loli wife then I'd probably become a vehement purity fag to contain my lust.

>>160381003
get back to >tumblr

>>160381070
Lurk more newfriend

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>>160381070

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>>160381070
>The pasta still works

>>160381009
It'a hard Anon. Imagine if your waifu and you had a daughter, she died and the daughter is almost a carbon copy. The only difference is that you raised her into any image you wanted. Now imagine raising her, watching her grow, and being forced to see someone else take her away fron you. It's like getting NTR'd twice, can you handle rhat?

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>>160362191

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>>160381415
If she truly took after my hobbies then she'd likely give up on the 3D world too

>>160381789
Sex is still an option. What's better than your loli daughter riding your dick while watching anime?

>>160381947
If she genuinely wanted to fuck me i'd love to have her do it. I just don't want to groom her into becoming a Hikkikomori/NEET so she'd never leave me and see me as the only option for intimacy. I'm basically saying I'd rather be her first choice instead of a last resort.

>>160382145
You rather have your daughter be NTR'd from you over grooming her? Have fun being alone after she gets wed. And before you say anything about her being alone once you die, that is why you get two daughters as soon as you can.

>>160376038
It's a deconstruction of the entire mecha genre, are you dumb? It deconstructs the "teenage pilot" trope by giving them significant physical and psychological damage, along with exposing the inherent stupidity of having a kid who's scared out of his mind pilot a fucking war machine. And what about the damage the war costs the average population? A reminder is Ramiel- they had to reroute the entire country's electricity to kill it, plus the destruction of Tokyo-03. The mechs also are human- they feel pain, bleed, need to recharge, and can lose control and go crazy with no human input, most notably Unit-01. The Angels all have a personality, too, they're not just mindless fodder. It deconstructs the non-existent father figure in anime, the one that has his life's work but doesn't care for his kid- showing how much damage that would actually do on a child. It deconstructs the demure moe girl, Rei, by showing how weird and inhuman the otaku's fantasy would be. That was one of Anno's biggest points.

>>160382430
Like I said. If she's not into 3DPD then I won't get NTRd

>>160382430
Two daughters may pose a problem if I have a sexual preference for one over the other. Pretty sure the Electra complex will be help me out and she'll develop romantic feelings for me as well. Thank you papa Freud

But why do they buy sausage?

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>>160383133
It is extremely tasty

>>160358851
the overall message of lucky star is "dont worry, there's a market for that"

>>160381003
Thank you Anon, I was afraid the thread was going to die without anyone posting it.

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>>160360998
>>160361148
>>160375129
>>160383357

>>160362191
"Gattai".

>>160384931
This is garbage

>>160384962
Not really. Ova is not canon anyway.

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>>160385413
Nope

>>160358851
You can just pick her up and fuck her.

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>>160381070
We got a fuckin hothead ovah hea

>>160358851
She gets it from her mom.

>>160358851
Is this the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Thread?

>>160358851
small women appeal to big guys
big women appeal to small guys

>>160389358
oi oi, I'm a large guy and I like large women.
Then again my wife is under 5 feet so there is a bit of truth to that I suppose.

>>160358851
IT'S AWWWRIGHT

>>160358851
its literally a growth disorder she inherited. and she'll probably die young like her mom did because of it

>>160389440
Kek nice headcanon, edgelord.

>>160386770
what does this picture mean

>>160390211
It means you don't have to tell them what happened, but you do have to eat all the eggs.

>>160390387
I wouldn't mind eating eggs off of Kagamin's body

I want Konata to step on me and sit on my face

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>>160390433
Like this?

>>160382774
This is literally all TVTropes tier fanwank. Anno has never said anything remotely like that. "Deconstruction" is an arcane analytical device that only has use in bullshit postmodern academia, nothing of what you said relates to the word. Dumb summerposter.

>>160358851
The only problem with small girls is that all your children will be manlets.

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>>160362166
they can't even do a tall long haired blue girl with a catface ever again.

She always looked like she is very hairy and smells bad

She probably has roastbeef pussy despite being a virgin

>>160392535
take that back.
Kona-chan has a pretty pussy and is pure.
PURE

>>160392535
>despite being a virgin

Konata is cute.

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Would you be delighted if a cute girl were to cosplay Konata for you?

>>160395145
No, 3d is pig disgusting.
Especially cosplay attention whores.
The only 3d I would even consider accepting is a smelly NEET fujo who shares my interests.

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>>160395290

>>160381070
>>160381176
>>160381180
>>160381291
>>160388810
Sad thing is, I don't know even know who the newfag is here.

>>160395614
You are.

>>160395670
I may as well be, I guess.

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>>160395364

So my best bro came up to me one day all decked in a blue wig and uniform of Konata from Lucky Star. He looked so girly and sexy, my boner couldn't help but be aroused, especially when he started taking off his clothes. I asked him, "Are you serious?" and he said, "Yup."

I couldn't speak for the longest time, so he asked me, "What's the matter?" I said I'm just confused, but then my boner got really hard as he took off my clothes. Before I knew it, we were kissing each other and he was stroking my dick. I yelped, "Oh God, Konata!" as he blew me till I came.

I then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and then I fucked him in the ass. I screamed all sorts of things, like how delicious his ass is, and how hard I came inside his 17-year-old ass. A few hours later, I realized the error of my ways. Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay. But he grabbed my shoulder, his face smelling lightly of bleach and reassured, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."

Pic related. It's my best bro wearing a Konata costume.

>>160395723
In case of doubt, it's always you. Never forget that, anon.

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>>160360998
>They were trying to appeal to the Kagamin audience. Which is an audience of one. I don't know what they were thinking.

>>160377253
should i masturbate to this

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>>160396960
>should i masturbate to this

>>160358851
Because her mom was one.

>>160392535
>despite being a virgin

During the course of the series, I could say yes, but now she's almost 30, her hymen should be long gone by now.

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>>160400060
>but now she's almost 30

And what has become of Kuroi-sensei by now?

>>160402044
Having sex with her male students since she never ended up getting a boyfriend.

>>160358851
Lucky Star is somehow still running in Comptiq.

if you're a girl and you're over 5'4", you're a male and should kill yourself.

>>160406627
this unironically

>>160363061
I want a Miyuki

>>160368921
Holy fuck I'm now depressed

stop

>>160358851
She's perfect because she has a beauty mark

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I knew it was going to end this way, and yet i still had hope. Why cant we have a nice Lucky Star thread that ends normally guys?

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>>160407852
>perfect

>>160408277
blame retards who have to force their "le epick maymey XD"

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It's a Tachikonata!

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>>160358922
>>160362839
>>160363926
?

>>160402044
>25 is the end of the line
This is why Nips don't have babies.

>>160362846
aya is fucking ugly

>>160374412
So is Tsukasa legit retarded or does she just play dumb to get Kagami to do shit for her

>>160412629
Tsukasa is a precious puppy, please do not bully her.

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>>160412629
She's a genuinely helpless dumb moeblob and I love her!

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Tsukasa is cute, CUTE

>>160413050
I want to be the hair stuck in her panties

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>>160413050

>>160413249
>tissue box next to toilet

For what purpose? Why not just use toilet paper?

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>>160413122

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>>160412163
I quoted fucking Gilbert and Sullivan (their operetta set in Japan, no less) in the year of our lord 2017 to make a point about how satire manages to delight and debase us at the same time; and what I get by way of response, over a day later, is the most obvious fucking statement in the world: that Aya Hirano is a flat-chested, boy-assed, plain-faced nerd with a silly voice and an imperious personality.
You win a lewd Kagamin.

I want to annihilate Konata, Tsukasa and Kagamin with my weenus

>>160413508
Maybe tissues are softer on her pussy.

>>160413249
She's so small!

>>160413763
Not that other one whose name I can't remember? Or Misao?

>>160414451
No

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>>160413696
>pretending to be smart on the internet

Wow what a loser

>Nobody talking about the best girl, Kuroi-sensei.

Fuck all of you.

>>160415373
Nobody wants to think about that corpse's saggy tits.