Do you find Kobayashi attractive?

>>160309388
No because I am not a gay dragon.

Yes.

>say no
>get burned to a crisp by an angry dragon

>say yes
>get burned to a crisp by a jealous dragon

How the fuck do you answer such questions?

>>160309388
Post her without her glasses and no ponytail

Sexually, no.
As a life partner, definitely. She's so damn chill and wise.

Kobayashi is cute

>>160309488
She's also an alcoholic.

>>160309599
She's a party drinker though. She seems smart enough to keep that thing in check, since it never impacted her work negatively.

>>160309599
Me too. I feel like I could be platonic life partners with kobayashi

>>160309599
>She's also an alcoholic

Well so am I, so I'd be in good company

I hate girls with glasses

>>160309388
I find most 2D attractive.

>>160309388
Honestly, what I find most attractive about her is that she has a job, and holds it responsibly.

>>160309438
correct answer: "Rather than yes or no, I would say that Kobayashi has this overwhelming sense of belonging to Tohru. They'd make such a great couple, they should just get together already!"

Crisis averted.

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>>160309388
>Has a good job
Of fucking course

>>160309388
Yes very much so, i would love to put her filthy laundry in my mouth

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>>160309439

>>160310195
What a ridiculously lewd body

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>>160309946

>>160309388
I find her very attractive.

>>160309599
No she's not, wtf is your definition of an alcoholic?

>>160310195
Post her in the anime without her ponytail and glasses please.

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>>160309946

>>160310880
Sorry: I had her manga tit pic on speed-dial, but you might have to wait for your more specific request. I'm watching the anime right through this week, so if I spot something suitable I'll come back and start a thread with it, entitled "For the Koboyashi faggot with the increasingly specific requests"

>>160310470
Could be a cultural thing. Bongistani, here - can confirm that K-san's drinking is normal compared to my m8s at her age.

>>160309599
What a coincidence so am I. Already have my stuff ready for tonight.

>>160310195
>mangafox

Kobayashi is very cute

she's like the boring spineless male protagonist with no redeeming qualities, except female

>>160309438
What's the downside?

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>>160312426
Y - you too, Anon!

>>160310195
>mangafox

>>160312547
>kobayashi
>boring
>spineless
>no redeeming qualities
you tried

>>160312547
I agree. But the whiteknights on /a/ would never admit it. She's like the typical self-insert male LN/harem protag but just because she's a girl everyone is gonna whiteknight a cliche character

I would hangout with Kobayashi just so I could get closer to Elma and feed her things.

Then BAM, I'm a part of the magical dragon group too!

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>>160309388
Yes.

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>>160312547
>Kobayashi
>spineless
>no redeeming qualities
He doesn't know.

>>160312309
>cultural thing
Probably this. Bongistan pounds hard in particular. I bet you'd never find the Elma worshippers admiring Kobayashi either, but they're gone now at least.

>>160314460
>agreeing with yourself
Anyway, at least try to be accurate when you shitpost about a character.

>>160310470
>Drinks like every day
>Drinks at home
>Drinks alone

My dads a bad alcoholic and it's easy to recognize the early signs of alcoholism. And if it's left alone people who drink all the time get worse about it as they get older, not better.

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She's not supposed to be, so no.

>megane
>flat
>cake
Hits all the right checkboxes.

>>160310195
>mangafox

The most recent manga chapter featuring Elma and Tohru had two panels in which Kobayashi looked particularly cute.

I've had trouble finding the new chapters translated.

>>160317327
An anon has been translating chapters recently and posting them here. I don't know if they are uploaded elsewhere afterward, though.

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>>160309946

>>160315170
thats the dumbest reason to justify anything

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>>160309439
>>160310880

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>>160309388
Yeah but with boobs

>>160319607
>My tail steak will increase your bust size, Miss Kobayashi!
>[skeptical grumbling]

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>>160309388
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2195253#search=kobayashi

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>>160309388
Easily the most attractive of the cast to me. She's cute enough to begin with, and I think what also factors into it that she's specifically meant to be undesirable. The forbidden fruit, just begging to be lewded.

>>160309388
she reminds me of my actual wife so yes.

>>160309388
Do you not

>>160309416
You mean lesbian dragon

>>160309388
no, she's ugly

>>160321269
Kill yourself

>>160321240
>Kobayashi
>having curves

>>160322026
why... unlike you I have a loving family.

>>160322522
Fuck off

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I liked her and Kanna

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Best girl

>>160309388

not at all

>>160309388
yeah

i want to give her a back massage

>>160309388
No, not one bit. I feel like hanging out with her for 10 minutes would put me to sleep.

>>160318631
What? She's not attractive, and I'm not gonna lie to her just to get in her panties. She's a friend first and foremost. Not every girl needs to be pursued.

>>160324593
>She's not supposed to be

I am talking about that

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>>160323764
I want to passionately disagree, but I still respect Kobayashi as an excellent wife.

>>160324593
>She's not attractive
opinions

>>160309599
Everyone in nippon is an alcoholic

>>160309388
No and neither was her anime, I regret wasting my time with that.

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>>160309388
Best girl right here, if you don't agree your taste is shit.

>>160323764
What kind of face does she make during sex?

>>160324779
>>160324883
Yes, she has a great personality. But she's not wife material, and she wouldn't want to be burdened with kids or marriage. Because of that one thing we have in common, I could never be her mate.

>>160309388
Not really. Not my type.

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>>160326544
The same she makes after cracking a cold one lel

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Yes. Plain girls are best.

>>160318759
Must BREED

>>160309946
It's OK, some people just have bad taste. It's not something you need to worry about, so just leave all the bespectacled beauties to me please thank you

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I fucking love this thread

I relate to her, but I don't find her attractive. It doesn't help that her life style usually leaves your body in a mess.

>>160332463
Tohru, please calm down. You have to get dinner ready soon.

I LOVE TOHRU!

>>160309388
I find her enviable. She has a magical loli, a magical waifu, and a better job than me in my field.

>>160322903
I love their mother daughter relationship. I feel like the whole dragon maid thing was just a ploy to get a slice of life anime about a lesbian couple raising a daughter together past the publishers.

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>>160311339
You're gonna watch it on twitch tomorrow, aren't you?

>>160314540
Do you actually know how to cook? You know she's not gonna have patience with things she can just go buy in a store herself. She's a dragon.

>>160334258
Cool-kyou Shinsha has a pro-marriage agenda in general.

>There are seriously people who wouldn't eat Tooru's tail meat
explain yourselves

>>160334572
>streaming Maidragon on twitch
Goddamn it, I hate myself that I want in on this.

>>160335712
It's happening tomorrow evening in a marathon. I'm hoping all those teenagers crash the chat servers during episode 6.

>>160335818
>>160335712
link to the streamer

>>160334631
This week on Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen: Elma

>>160309388
Kobayashi is basically my ex, down to the exaggerated portrayal of her flatness, avoidant personality disorder and coding. Hair was brown, though. Also straight, not gay.

>>160309388
No because python makes programmers inherently unattractive.

>>160336016
There is nothing wrong with Python.

>>160335899
It's a company event. Google twitch event anime.

>>160335925
The episode in Hotel Hell with the gay husbandos with the RV was absolute hell kino.

>>160335925
Gordon Ramsey chi no Gluttoragon BD special when

>>160336073
>streaming Yuri on Ice
I wonder if they'll let them spam KappaPride

>>160336556
>Tooru serves Gordon her tail meat
>
>"Bland. Underseasoned. And my god, it's so DRY. It's like eating shoe leather for fuck's sake. "Made for my love of Kobayashi," more like "Made for my love of serving shit food." Unbelievable."

>>160309388
A cute and best girl.

>>160336791
It's not the only yaoi in the lineup. I expect it will approach kappa itself in use briefly.

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>>160309388
Very

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>>160334258
Kanna is the best part

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>>160322903
>eating dragonimal cookies

>>160336924
>You will take off her panties

Why live

>>160336802
I could hear the silverware clattering against the ceramic plate at the end of that.

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>>160337015

>>160309388
Too disgustingly flat to be attractive

The best part about Kobayashi is her personality.

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>>160338545
>disgustingly flat
how does it feel to have such bad taste

>>160337197
I didn't even notice that. Tohru has her own cookie line. Her sweetness compounds.

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What would Tohru do to me if I seduced Kobayashi with my good looks and American big dick?

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>>160310195
Whelp, looks like I'm fapping to Kobayashi tonight

>>160342272
Destroy America.

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>>160342388
Probably.

But what about me personally?

>>160310195
Now that's an ass.

>>160342426
Tell everyone you were why she destroyed America.

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>>160309416
>>160309946
>>160321495
>>160323838
>>160324050
>>160326109
>>160327865
>>160315170
>>160333406
>>160336016
>>160338545
Found the homosexuals.

>>160309388
A guy without a penis
He even uses the same exact character in other works as a guy

>>160343859
In the manga, she is sometimes magicked into having a penis.

>>160340812
You're the one who prefers a complete failure of a chest. You tell me, closet homo

>>160342618
>>160342426
Nah she'd make you her thing so kobayashi would still be her woman

>>160344121
She gets turned into a man for one chapter.

Kinda. She's not particularly beautiful, but can be cute and charming in her own way.

>>160309946
I just want you to know that you're not alone

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>>160312547
Anon i-is this bait?

>>160326544
Nobody knows. And that's canon.

>>160345600
no, sorry I dropped this garbage show 9 episodes in so I didn't see any profound character changing moment, just as spineless uncharasmatic self insert character

>>160346082
> cute dragon girl with big tits
> constantly trying to date-rape straight human girl
> "I don't want to watch that"

Your type make me physically sick.

>>160309946
>>160345527
inferior genetics

INFERIOR

>>160347162
yeah the whole dragon thing is pretty wierd to be honest

>>160310102
You get called scum though

>>160309946
This is the correct answer

>>160309388
Slightly.

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>>160309388
Very much so.

>>160347256
>not enjoying it

>>160310195
hmm, nope, until I ser her vagoo she looks just like a buy to me

Canonical on-screen kiss when!?

>>160349496
>Reminder than everyone in this series is gay and the author is pro LGBT.
>Any naysayers are hetfags and can fuck off with their wrongthink patriarchy opinions in 2017.
>But because us yurifriends are nice you can read this and convert to our yurism religion, or get the fuck out of /a/.
an elaborate falseflag just to write >>>/u/

>>160347233
I'ts the day that they finally Make Anime Real® and you're banging Tohru from behind. How far can she show her dragon form before it puts you off your stroke?

> horns in place
> fangs get bigger
> hands become claws
> tail regrows
> full dragon form

Personally I don't think even the tail would would deter me. I assume she can hold it out of the way.

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>>160309388
She's lovely.

>>160350114
Never, because Kobayashi doesn't see any of them in a romantic way.

>>160309388
I find her more attractive than repulsive

>>160352298
Her feelings for Tohru are just hidden because she isn't familiar with close relationships! The love will bloom! You'll see!

>>160352343
Go to bed, Tohru.

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>>160309388
Yea

>>160352454
I said go to bed, Tohru.

>>160352454
At this point in the manga a kiss between Fafnir and Takiya is more likely to happen than one between Kobayashi and Tohru. Hell, Kobayashi has come closer to having a hot makeout session and sex with Kanna than she has Tohru.

>>160352150
There's that image of Tohru leaning over top of Kobayashi, ivory claws digging into shoulderblades while green scales bloom up meaty forearms. That's my favorite. She's so into it that she slips with her magic. And that fat tail exists to be squeezed.

>>160309388
I love how she's such a good mom to Kanna, maybe I have mommy issues

>>160312547
you didn't watch the anime did you?

>>160321240
good taste anon. Plus just because she doesn't have boobs doesn't mean she can't have a great ass.

>>160338545
eat shit fag

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>>160309946
Wrong! WRONG!

>>160352343
Why won't Kobayashi return Tooru's feelings?

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>>160353829
She`s not gay.

>>160353829
Because she's not into anything but maids and butlers and Tohru's design is cosplay tier and not a true maid according to her.

>>160352869
Why is it suddenly considered weird to find someone being a good parent attractive? Seems pretty natural to me.

>>160315133
>drinking a beer
vs
>getting wasted daily
you should visit some middle european countries anon

>>160354755
Sorry, but my country has travel advisories against going to the middle east

>>160355583
>>>/int/

>>160355583
>middle european countries
>middle east
Wut? Apparently you can't read.

I bet her vagina smells strongly of fish.

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>>160309388
No.
I firmly believe Kobayashi should've been a male. Her being female makes no sense, as she completely and totally lacks any and all feminine charm or features, and thus, is utterly unattractive.

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>>160334258
I normally shy away from yuri anime, since they do it so bad. Dragon Maid was a godsend. It was endearing, I liked pretty much the whole cast. Kobayashi and Tohru were great as a couple, and Kanna was just too sweet.
>tfw i would totally adopt her
Perfect daughteru.

>>160315176
>cake

she's 21

>>160357198
That's cake enough for me.

>>160357198
25 actually.

>>160354558
It's really heartwarming to see the former introvert living as the foundation under a circle of good friends. And where is Tohru's reaction?

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I wanna taste Kobayashi's sweat

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>>160309388
Extremely attractive. If I met her in real life I would have been rejected horribly already.

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>>160309388
>introvert
>works with computers for a living
> mildly alcoholic
>bit of a slob
>only hope of getting a date is if a dragon with a crush on me drops in
She's so much like me it's painful.

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>>160309946
>take glasses off
>character improves by 500%
really gets the ni pahing

>>160358117
But anon, why would a choragon have a crush on you?

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>>160309946

>>160354558
She looks goddamn cute in this.

>>160357198
She's 25 and a virgin

When the FUCK are they going to translate the rest of this manga?

>>160358543
Someone already translated chapter 45 earlier

>>160358718
That still leaves a backlog of over 30 chapters

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>>160326484
>all my ancestors got laid before they died

how do you know this

>>160356578
>Yuri

There is a plethora of relationships

>TohruxKobayashi
>KannaxSaikawa
>FafnirxTakiya
>LucoaxShouta
>IruruxHighschool boy
>ElmaxFood

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>>160358208
I get drunk and wonder around the woods from time to time. Could run across a dragon with a giant sword in its side.

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>irl fiance is a flatchested girl who wears hoodies and keeps her hair in a ponytail
>gets mad when I tell her she looks like kobayashi and tells me to commit seppuku

I love her

>>160359511
Try taking a hallucinogen.

>>160358982
I know there's a bunch, but Tohru and kobayashi are the main one. So I focused on that.
It was pretty much what kept me watching, and Kanna, just so cute.

>>160359511
>implying she didn't get mauled by a bear and the series isn't just a dream as she dies on the hospital bed

ame ame ame

>>160360965
Tried that once. Pretty sure I slayed the dragon instead of laying it.

>>160360884
You're a lucky man

>>160358718
Where was it uploaded?

Post yfw
>Paparaparapaparapapara

>>160358766
I believe in Translator-san, but I won't rush the work to be done. I will be patient for chorogons.

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I just want to hug her fat tail and pat her head.

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>>160364150
I just want her to be real.

>>160364202
Why can't she transform herself completely? Does she not realize that humans don't have tails?

>>160364485
She can hide her tail, no?
Likely she keeps out for comfort.
I wonder what it taste like?

>>160364150
Reminder that Tooru was a chaos dragon that genocided and tyrannically ruled over innocent humans. She is not a good person.

>>160364640
Nothing wrong with it

>>160364485
She can and occasionally hides her tail when they're out in public (like when they went to the beach). The horns she doesn't bother with and just disguises as a headband.

The reason she lets some of her dragon features hand out is because she's trying to cram and convert her huge dragon essence into a human form, which according to her is uncomfortable like wearing clothes that are a size too small. Her letting her tail, horns, and wings hang out is the equivelant of unfastening your belt or taking your socks off in your home.

>>160364640
According to the manga she spent most of her time traveling around trying to avoid humans. Her ruling over humans is never mentioned, although she did attack heaven and blow up an island with Elma.

>>160360884
>getting engaged to 3DPD
While you're at it might as well dress up as Tohru and fug her while she's dressed as Kobayashi.

>>160360884
How's real life DFC?

I'm making my mom watch this and Warau Salesman NEW. She always points out Lucoa's exaggerated bounciness.

>>160366342
Wow, you are like me when I was 12.

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>>160364640
Reminder that Elma started an otherworld human religion because she wanted the humans who worshipped her as a priestess to continue to feed her delicacies. Chaos dragons, while destructive, are so far more like impartial forces of nature. If anything, or seems like the harmony faction is more inclined to unnecessary and long-term damaging interference with sentient populations than the chaos faction.

>2d
>glasses
why wouldn't i

i'm gay, but she's very nice looking

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>>160367929
That`s okay, she`s gay too.

>>160368584
well yea but i have a penis

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>>160367734
The draw of food really is strong.

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>>160360884
I was about to tell you to fuck off and take your 3DPD with you but
>flatchested girl
>ponytail
instead I'm just gonna compliment you on your terrific taste.

>>160368830
You're in luck!

>>160309388
Only in the a girl like that could settle for a guy like me way.

>>160347201
But it's the girls with glasses who have inferior genetics. Literally can't see like proper human beings. Having to use glasses is the mark of a sub-human.

She's cute, not sexy. 6/10 would drink and bantz with as she's a genderbent /a/non.

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>>160371765

I bet her girlpussy is really cute

>>160369067
Only if you're an irresponsible and overbearing glutton.

are you guys gonna watch the Kobayashi stream on twitch?

>>160309388
Her looks are okay.

>>160372398
when does it start?

>>160372398
I almost hope it's the dub just so the chat can explode.

>>160372695
12am 4chan time

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>>160372373
We all have our faults.

>>160371765
>girls with glasses are smarter than other girls because babies with bad eyesight get more used to examining things up close
>smart girls are cute
>girls with glasses are technically genetically inferior because their eyes don't see as well
>girls with vulnerabilities are cute
Checkmate faggot

>>160373461
>girls with vulnerabilities are cute
You lost me

>>160373575
Then you don't know what moe is

>>160358117
This.

I feel like I should be sexually attracted to her because I'm into pony tails, dfc, and christmas cakes, but she just reminds me too much of myself.

Somehow, it's never occurred to me before that I would not find a female version of myself attractive.

>>160360884
>>>/facebook/

Her VA is super attractive in a mature way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sag8XGPWGwA

>>160374292
>short hair
i cum

>>160309388
Honestly, at this point, I can find anything that isn't a blubbering mass of fat attractive.

more like COOLbayashi

>>160326484
That's not Caulifla.

>>160374292
She's actually cute.
Like, a cute boy.

>>160309388
She's cool. And 10000% better than most male MC in harem series.

>>160309439
>no ponytail
Get out.

>>160374613
>Doesn't want to fuck tohru

Nah, 4chan logic would say she's a beta MC.

Will be BDs be translated in our lifetime?

>>160376531
I don't like violence... even if it grows back

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>>160309388
Any 2D girl is goddess compared to filthy 3D whores, so yes.
Although she does fall behind Kanna the Semen Dragon.

>>160376580
But he has to get the Moonlight Greatsword somehow.

>>160367734
Tooru go to bed.

>Tohru's been told to go to bed multiple times throughout this thread
>little do the lowly humans remember that dragons need not sleep for ages once awake
except when they slip too much into the rhythm of humans

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>>160377459
>except when they slip too much into the rhythm of humans
Why didn't Kobayashi let Tohru slip into her?
It's a mystery to me.

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>>160377802
Woah.
I finally get why Tohru wants Kobayashi to eat her tail so badly. She's trying to get it inside her one way or another.

>>160378044
Extrapolated IRL that would make Tohru a /r9k/ stalker.

>>160378162
Tohru is functional and responsible

Is it Tohru or Tooru?

>>160378226
Korbu.

>>160378226
Tohru

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>>160378220
>Tohru is functional and responsible
Yes, that what makes certain robots so creepy.
They look decent and behave properly and you think you know a person, then he slips part of his body or bodily fluids into your lunch as a sign of affection.

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>>160378298
Yeah, but Tooru is cute, so it`s okay.

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>>160378427
But where are the boundaries of what can be forgiven for being cute?

>>160377802
Tohru should just pout next to Kobayashi's bed for her turn beneath the covers. Iruru and Kanna already sleep there plenty. I'm surprised that she hasn't made more of a deal out of it--especially considering Iruru's circumstances.

>>160378534
Iruru is being paired up with a highschool boy, which means every dragon has paired with a human besides Elma.

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>>160378488
Everything beside NTR.

>already 25
>not yet married
Kobayashi is ugly

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>>160378604

>>160378677
She's a nip.
Considering people mostly marry to have kids - she can say goodbye to her career if she becomes a mother.
And I'm under impression she likes her job, even though it's exhausting at times.

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>>160378677
25 is a bit young to give up on a life of alcoholism and dragons.

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>>160379126
It's never too early to start.

I want to mating press Kobayashi.

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>>160378298
>tfw I have done that
She wanted milk in her coffee. I made it milky.

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>>160379293
I knew I'd catch at least one of you with my post.

>>160378677
She's officially androgynous. To the point where changing her into a man changed nothing about her appearance and she gets mistaken for a dude even without the gender bending.

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>>160378677
Tooru would kill any man that would try to get near her,and besides,it's not like she's not already happy with her dragon family

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>>160380009
That could just be an indication of how feminine their men can be.

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>>160379440
Oh the bait was obvious. I just wanted to say it.
Not like she hated it. Not the only time I did it. It's just a special feeling when you successfully get it inside.

>she liked the cookies I baked for her one time
I hope she didn't give some to her sister. It was made for her alone.

>>160381580
Tooru has ugly feet. I'm glad she wears socks for 99.9% of the series.

>>160381697
>I just wanted to say it.
I know you can't keep it in.
Your filthy side is a huge part of your identity, it's hard to express it to normies, but here it is fine.

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>>160310195
>that booty and back

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>>160309388
Almost unbearably so.

>>160310195
>MUH DICK
Also
>mangafox

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>>160309388
No.
As >>160343859 said she's just a dude without a dick.

>>160382333
Kaguya2thirsty

>>160382588
I would love to taste that horn of hers.

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Kobayashi is the best.

>>160309388
She'd be cool to have as a roommate, but I'm gay

>>160384166
we already had this post

How the hell does COOL keep making appealing shit. did he sell his soul to japanese satan or something?

>>160378595
Even with that pairing, Tohru still doesn't share a bed with her Kobayashi. She probably thinks about it at night.

Solid 7.

>>160384473
You know whats even more shocking? He has like 4 ongoing monthly series at once.

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>>160309388
A little bit.
When she wears her hair down she's gorgeous. But you don't see that very often.
Also she plays acoustic guitar which really makes me want to be her maid.

Shes flat and subtly curvy like most japanese women

>>160336802
Could you imagine an anime with him in it, and they call him in to do the voice acting?

So is Kobayashi some kind of hero / yuusha character? (And maybe we'll become one at this rate in the future)

>>160309388
Yeah
Is this show getting another season by the way? I really enjoyed it a lot.

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I would HAVE SEX WITH Kanna-chan. HAVE SEX WITH her.

>>160382333
Sauce?

>>160386660
More than likely no. Didn't really sell particularly bad but not good either.

>>160386464
I always thought the same. She's more or less the generic, feminine male MC in most self-insert fantasy stories/isekai. She must become dragoon. She must ride her chorogon.

>>160309946
die

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>>160378488
Don't bring my daughter into this.

>>160309946
You're all right anon

>>160386464
If anything shes like the anti yuusha.
>Regular human, no OP powers or abilities or any desire for them.
>Hears about the other world a lot, but has never been there or desire to go.
>Solves her problems with words much more often than violence.
>Isn't chosen by a god or anything, in fact the reason she could pull out the holy sword without being destroyed is that she doesn't have any specific faith or follow any specific god.

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>>160369067
I wonder if Elma lets you rub her belly if you feed her enough for her to trust you

yea but with a dick

>>160309388
Obviously

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Elma's paycheck doesn't come in for another month. How can you help her pay for food and rent?

>>160388125
offer her to be a my roommate, since it worked for Fafnir and the nerd too.
She can pay me back later by teaching me agriculture.

>>160388228
I'd certainly like to plant my seed in her.

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>>160387168
Cuteness discussion is by far most harmless substance your daughter was covered with.

>>160378427
I don't blame them for the wrong hair color, I don't blame them for the different style
but Tohru shoes are wrong, fuck them!

>>160337581
But I'm not a maid nor a dragon

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>>160387613
chorogons belly rubbing is canon
CANON

>>160388125
>Fucky
Elma likes some weird brands

>>160364623
>I wonder what it taste like?
Creamy. She already told us.

>>160309388
I want to have sex with Miss Kobayashi!

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>>160310195

>>160381849
Go to bed, Elma

yes, I will do it, I don't know exactly why but she is qt, when she says toooooooruuuuuu

>>160388906
That chapter was translated?

>>160389795
yes, it's in the archive

>>160309417
This

>>160388994
I'd give her my chocolate covered fucky stick

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>tfw Tohru will never eat you lovingly
Why even live?

>>160390927
>upskirt

>>160390927
Elma's a good girl

CHI CHI YEAH!
BADABADABA BADA BADABA BADA!
Top comfy OP and ED.

>>160389913
When did Iruru get real hands?