>be me
>watches railgun for first time
>instant love
>misaka is bae
>watches season 2
>fall deeper in love
>misaka is god tier waifu, won't even fap to her because it's disrespectful
>probably the god emperor trumps waifu
>realise i can never be with misaka
>slowly sinks me further and further into depression
>3D girls just ain't got shit on misaka
>try learning animation and drawing to make fan fiction to get as close to being with misaka as possible
>can't draw for shit
>get really drunk one night
>crying over not being able to be with misaka
>get even more drunk
>watching magical index
>stick my cock in the dvd player
>slice cock open
>permanent nerve damage, can no longer get erections
>now no women are an option
>have to decide whether or not becoming a tranny or dying is better.
>goes on tumblr once
>become the biggest sissyfag out there
>asshole wide enough to fit a 2 litre coke bottle in it after getting trained by 5 bbcs
>wake up to myself and realise my life is a joke and I'm more of a faggot than op
>kills myself
>come back to life just to post this story on 4chan
>misaka still bae
Fucking Gamestop
No dinosaur? I read all of that and there wasn't a single punchline.