This little asshole just tricked your waifu into becoming a magical

Make use of the 2 week return policy.

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"Protect my waifu" while also protecting my real waifu. Hey Kyubey, you sure seem to hang out with Madoka a lot.

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But my waifu is already a magical girl.

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>>160269754
>This little asshole just tricked your waifu into becoming a magical girl
What if my waifu already was a magical girl?

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>>160269754
Swear revenge by uniting the world and creating a xenocidal star empire, rounding up every one of it's bodies and escalating this on a galactic scale. I'll never achieve this in my own lifetime, so I'll upload my brain into a cyborg body powered by hatred.

Purge the Xeno Filth.

>>160269754
Fuck her while she's dressed as a magical girl.

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>>160269865
>>160269754

>>160269863
Her previous contract is rendered void and replaced by Kyuubey's. You might be able to contest this in court but its hard to out-litigate the space squirrel.

>>160269824
She's blonde, so you'd better make sure she doesn't lose her head.

>>160269824
Worst girl

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>>160269921

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>>160269935
I don't understand how you can stand living with taste so shit, but I'll hope for your recovery anon.

>>160269865
>turn the magical girls into state alchemist-esque dogs of the military
ah yes, nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan!

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>>160269754
Bitch the fuck did you wish for, I swear to fucking god this better be fucking good

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>>160269910
You are assuming a lot though. Do you think the space squirrel will be able to out do the master of ruses?

redpill me on that /ghost/ faggot

>>160270107
>I wish to always be able to make anon happy

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>>160270182
The space squirrel IS the master of ruses.

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But my waifu already got her wish

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>>160270432
>rodent thinks he can out ruse the crawling ruse

>>160269754
Jam my big fat pen on his fine ass prints.

>>160269754
Whoever fucked my wife, I shall fuck him in the ass.

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>>160269754
Not much of anything. Kyubey done fucked up

>>160270672
>>160270607
Kyubey is not for sexual

>>160270580
If he had issues with Madoka (even if they were due to a time loop mostly), I have the feeling Nyaruko would be too much for qb to control effectively.

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>>160269754
I make a deal with an even worse asshole to fuck him up

>>160272135
Who's that supposed to be? Some Elder god from Cthulu?

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>>160269824
Same here. Can't be a double magical girl.

>>160272325
Tzeentch from Warhammer 40k
Pretty much the god of "Just as planned" and ridiculously complex schemes

>>160272135
Does the head mouth often talk to the crotch mouth? I bet they have a pretty bro-like relationship.

>>160269754
Since technically her body is now a corpes/robot, I fap while looking at it and cum on the Soul Gem.

>>160269754
Hes just a filthy xeno all you have to do is blow up his filthy planet and genocide his race.

>>160269754
>becoming a magical girl

What does that mean? I didn't watch that show.

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>>160269754
so she gets more awesome magical powers with no consequences since she's immortal? gotcha.

My waifu already stopped existing in her universe just like Madoka, so she's of no use to him.

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>>160269754
What if my waifu is Kyubei?

>>160269824
Then they become a Meguca, meaning it's only a matter of time till despair and suffering win out

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>>160269754

My waifu wouldn't fall for that now, she's wiser and know Incubators tricks.

>>160270182
>>160270580
what if nyaruko was actually qb's boss this entire time

>>160269754
Adopt that cat.

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>>160269754
Joke's on the Incubator because now she's God.

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So I was listening to the radio on my way home from work today and they had an interview with Marie Portas, some famous dyke apparently but so she could have biologically related kids with her girlfriend she got her brother to fuck her.

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2957815/Mary-Portas-reveals-brother-s-biological-father-child-lesbian-partner-s-not-intriguing-secret-Queen-Shops.html

My trial of thought then immediately went to Mado Homu. Do you think Madoka would be okay with Tatsuya fucking Homu so they can have real biologically related children?

Pic reality could become a reality.

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Tell her to keep the property damage down.

>>160278580
>fucking
Didn't they just use a turkey baster

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>>160278580
Why make a baby when you have eachother?

>>160275573
>not making her cum by rubbing the soul gem
You gotta think more creatively than that

>>160279041

Probably, but I like to think they fucked.

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>>160272325
no one too important...
or maybe he is?
maybe he has no significance in anyone's life...
or maybe he is the most important being in the galaxy
it does not matter who he is
or maybe it does matter
chances are that he may have some information that may or may not interest you about the FUTURE
Something absolutely horrible about your beloved wifu!

>>160269754
rape him and my waifu plz

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>>160269935
shit taste

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>>160269754

I've always wanted a Magical Girl(friend).

>>160279433

I place her soul gem in my butt, then eat nothing but Taco Bell for two weeks.

>>160280953
Is that from text to speech device lmao

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>>160269754
Why, become a metaphysical crusader and take the heavens by storm in order to become a deity and overwrite the laws of the universe to save her, of course.

>>160269754
Trick him into becoming a human whose waifu became a magical girl. He'll suddenly know more sorrow than any magical girl could know, inform his race about it and soon they'll fuel the universe by the despair of poor 3D waifufags.

>>160269754
>magical girl.
That's my fetish. Fug her hard. Then kill the asshole.

>>160269863
She a kamen rider and a monster though.

>>160284706
>implying that you can kill Kyubey

>>160281558
whats this from friend?

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My Waifu is is already infinitely more powerful than all magical girls combined.
I don't think she's concerned in the slightest.

>>160286477
She's also dead, isn't she?

>>160269754
Rape.

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>>160269754

But my waifu is Mahou Shojo and a waifu killer

>>160286745
Who dis

>>160269754
I make a contract and become a magical girl too. Then we can become witches together and destroy this world together.

>>160269754
Put on a dress and try to get him to turn me into a magical girl so I can watch her back. And also so I can protect her.

>>160287319
Fucking SwimSwim!

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>>160269754
Let's Do the Time Warp Again

>>160287526
Putting on a skirt doesn't make you a girl, anon. QB wouldn't be fooled. He can tell.

>>160287455
>waifu contracted to keep you safe
>contract and volunteer for a life of combat
>she witches due to despair
What do now?

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>>160269754

>>160269754
>asshole
No Kyubey is a really fucking advanced alien that no longer operates on primitive behavior like morality. Maintaining existence is more important than monkeys that walk.

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>>160269754
My waifu one shots him, and proceeds to fix herself, yet remains Mahou Shoujou.

>>160288277
My waifu is more important than eventual heat death.

>>160288370
I wonder what would happen if my waifu was heat death

>>160288654
You could convince her to put some back into it and put some more Spin into the universe.

>>160287797
Become witches together. It's right there.

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>>160269754
what if I dont have a waifu?

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>>160289242
You can have a waifu. All you need to do is make a contract!

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>>160286354
Magical Girl Raising project
The magical girl (male) that /a/non posted dies fairly early in the show. But then again, it is a death game and all but 2 of them die.

>>160289242
I, too, can lie on the internet

>>160290309
At what point do magical girl costumes become too lewd?

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>>160269754
>tricking Jesus
I don't think so

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>>160290351
I don't know, but I'll let you know when I find out.

>>160290496
>Jesus
>waifu

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But that's exactly what I wanted. Now she's even stronger.

>>160288654
>a fetish for the expansion of reality

I have no words this is just holy fuck

>>160279172
>Tfw he will never continue this

>>160291020
Wait till (s)he's in that fate mobile game.

>>160286655
she's alive but wasnt shown onscreen.

>>160269754
Become a magical girl

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>>160269754

Nothing. We become happy that one of us has found a way to contribute to society and isn't worthless.

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Jokes on you i rolled my ward save.

>>160296680
Which Chaos God to Kyubey serve?

>>160291388
>MAXIMUM THICC

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>>160296767 a creature so foul the warp itself fears his power.

>>160294860
Is it even possible for guys to theoretically contract? Kyubeys magic doesn't have some kind of blocker that makes it only work right if you have XX chromosomes, does it?

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>>160269754

that little space rat ought to be the one worried, not me

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>>160269754
She's already too crazy for Kyubey to deal with normally. Turning her into a magical girl would just make things more hectic for him.

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>>160269754
She's already knows what despair is like, becoming a magical girl wouldn't be that different.

Wouldn't stop me from imprisoning him and finding new ways to torture him everytime he comes back.

>>160278219
My nigga

>>160270482
A witch LRIG would be interesting to see in combat.

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>>160269754
Welp. Time for explosion.

>>160300340
Eh since witches are kinda abstract I guess they would summon SIGNIs instead of firing magic beams and punching shit

I honestly think she's too autistic to properly despair. And her friends have experience with this sort of thing anyway.

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>>160301872
Forgot pic

>>160269754
Ask him if he will let me fuck him if I make a contract.