>Sumire is going to get memed into canon by popular demand, and as a main character
>The fanbase will be split into two again as half of it backs Salad as Boruto's love interest while the other half backs Sumire
>hints for both parties are dropped all over the series
>Sumire beats the Salad in the end and wins the Borubowl
>Hall of Anal Devastation 4
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And for bonus points, Boru will actually be a nice dad to his kid with Sumire, just so fags can't meme about how he's clearly unhappy with his life.