Neon Genesis Evangelion

Fuck him

drink a beer and squawk like an animal

>>160262395
Drink beer with my pet penguin

>>160262395
Despair over my destroyed car and the fact that I still had 6 payments left on it.

Beat his ass until he mans up.

Fuck, I want so badly to nurture him.

>>160262395

make him wear girl clothes

Slightly insult him a single time and watch him break down in a puddle of tears and urin, then go back to watching anime.

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>>160262395
Don't make him pilot the EVA. He's too pure for this gay earth

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>>160262764
Violence isn't offensive or shocking to him. He already expects it.

I would try the fix his shit. He doesnt need unconditional love or gay stuff like that, he need someone to help him build confidence on himself.

If you remember properly, some anon said a week ago that he needed his own kamina, and i agree.

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>>160262395
Strongly encourage him to invite his friends over for dinner. One friend in particular.

>>160262395
Make him depressed enough to kill himself and not make the mistake of saving his sorry ass.

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>>160265971
Thing is, the circumstances for making him happy and productive were already really clear. How do you preserve that while fighting angels with a conspiracy ultimately aimed at suigenocide?

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>>160262395
Tell him to bring his cute boyfriend over and demand they fuck in front of me.