ITT: Make a terrible American film adaptation of an Anime

>>160255142
Hang on, this isn't real, is it?

>>160255142
>American
.ni

suck a cock fag

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>>160255173
The Astroboy movie? Yeah came out in 2009 and had Nicolas Cage as Dr. Tenma.

>>160255142
That one wasn't too bad. It at least kept the spirit of the original show.

>>160255142
>Naruto
>It's a faithful adaptation

>>160255142
Ah, yes. The movie that bankrupted Imagi Studios

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Micheal Bay directs it. As a result Kokubogar becomes the main robot and is retconed to be part of the US military, the heterodynes are now intelligent and basically just the aliens from The Avengers and all the cool specialized weaponry is replaced by whatever Lockheed is trying to sell right now.

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>>160255142
>Cardcaptor Sakura movie
>Sakura is now in highschool instead of elementary school
>film is set in Seattle
30 minutes are dedicated to crappy teen drama
>Tomoyo isn't even in it
>Syaoran isn't from Hong Kong and already is dating Sakura
>the contract with Kero and the card sealing are rushed and condensed into a ten minute explanation, one quick seal and then a boring montage set to a Ke$ha song
>there's a scene where a classmate of Sakura's is hurt by a card sealing and we take a massive emotional detour to focus on Sakura having a little pity party about not wanting to be the Cardcaptor
>Yue's judgement and her battle with Eriol are condensed into one event
>Rob Schneider voices a terrible CGI Keroberos that's perpetually small like his borrowed form but looks like his true form
COMING SOON FROM SONY PICTURES

>>160255142
Dragon Ball Evolution
A movie so bad it made Toriyama screech so hard that he wrote two new movies and an entire new series.

As for a create my own. Steins;Gate. Daru and Suzuha would be black. The plot would be a convuluted mess. halfway through the film Okabe will just pick up a gun and start shooting rounders. Faris and Luka just won't exist. Mayuri would literally have autism and this would be brought up at least 7 times. Kurisu would be working for SERN the entire time and they replace the whole microwave shit with some sort of ultra futuristic time machine that looks like it was made by fucking aliens.
The film ends with Okabe making SERN self destruct.

>>160255711
I think I had to throw up a bit

>>160255842
Jim Parsons as Okabe

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The entirety of To Love Ru + Darkness adapted into a 7-part live action PG-13 movie series.

>>160255142
I loved this movie. Fuck you.

One Punch Man as funded by Happy Madison Productions and directed by Adam Sandler.

>>160256164
I can do you one worse. One Punch Man directed by Joss Whedon.

>>160255711
>Syaoran still a chink
>not black
You ain't gonna make it in Hollywood, man

>>160256164
>>160256300
How about both?

A Happy Madison One-Punch Man co-directed by Adam Sandler and Joss Whedon and starring Adam Sandler as Saitama and David Spade as Genos

>>160255711
CCS must be the ultimate identity agenda political push America could abuse to hell for their liberal ideologies.

>>160256456
Daisy Ridley as Tatsumaki.

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>>160256579
I'm terrified to ask, but how?

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GUNDAM
The year is 2079. 19 year old Adrian Ray just transferred to mankind's first military space station (designed to resemble the ISS) in order to complete his zero gravity military pilot training. However, when the terrorist organization known as Z.E.O.N. attacks in their highly sophisticated weapons known as 'mobile suits' (which look like large Iron Man suits), Adrian hijacks the United State's new experimental mobile suit codenamed GUNDAM in order to fend them off. Although he successfully drives Z.E.O.N. off with the help of his wingmen Henry Kobayashi and Tyrone "Kai" Evans, Adrian must join a ragtag taskforce comprised of the survivors of the attack. Assembled under commander Bright to pursue and destroy Z.E.O.N., the crew embarks on the experimental NASA ship White Base to experience the adventure of a lifetime. The movie ends with a final confrontation between Adrian and the leader of Z.E.O.N., Garma. When all hope seems lost, reoccurring antagonist Char Aznable betrays Garma after being pushed around for the last time.
Adrian is an awkward young man, who borrows many of his character traits from Sam Witwicky of the Transformers movies.
Bright is an old, grizzled veteran.
Kai is an African American who is an aspiring rapper.
Henry has no character to speak of.
Char is largely unchanged, except he now has a beard and a distinct southern accent.
Garma is basically Gihren, only the name seems to have been changed.
A love interest is only introduced in the sequel, who is a young female pilot named Camille.
The post credits scene shows a silhouette of Scirocco laughing.

>>160256657
The cards are now green cards

>>160256657
Not that Anon, but CCS has gays, lesbians, kinda pedos (maybe Syaoran/Sakura could count as interracial) and in their wholesome world is all accepted by everyone. I could see how some people would take advantage of that

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>>160255142
"JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: The Movie"

It's a bare bones retelling of Battle Tendancy, JoJo is actually an OSS operative with the personality of Maverick from Top Gun instead of a clever-but-mostly-stupid-lucky street punk who's tasked to figure out what the Nazis want with this South American temple, only for him to enter a battle with the Pillar Men. Said men are a dumb brute (Whammu, played by Dwayne Johnson), a cackling madman (Esidisi, played by Jared Leto) and a generic evil villain (Kars, played by Johnny Depp)

Then JoJo's best friend and partner in the mission, Cesar Zeppeli shows off Bubble Hamon allowing them to escape before a goofy Hamon training scene where the guy who has never known about this ancient art suddenly becomes a professional at it in about 2 days (which they literally say) and there's a bunch of quick fights where the Pillar Men are offed by JoJo and Caesar through bad CGI and toilet humor.

Oh and JoJo and Caesar are played by Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill. Who plays who? It really doesn't matter

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>>160255142
Serial Experiments Lain. First off, the title gets changed to just Lain, it's directed by the Wachowski brothers, there's a lesbo subplot with Alice and a bunch of action scenes.

>>160256456
Kevin James as Paul Blart: Licenceless Rider

Macross: None of the songs are original, instead being replaced by whatever's popular at the time.

I'd still watch it desu

>>160257469
>Wachowski brothers
>brothers

>>160255173
It could've been a lot worse, honestly. Still nowhere near good or even decent though.

>>160257638
Considering they directed and are most famous for a film series heavily steeped in gnostic thinking and both ended up "trans," I highly doubt that they actually are

>>160256996
Don't say shit about CCS.

Still the best mahou shoujo ever.

>>160257556
Or just actually make the Robotech movie. One of the few good cases of NEVER EVER.

>>160257750
Wut? Where did I shit talk it? t's one of my favorite anime, I'm just explaining what I thought that other dude meant.

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>>160257750
How is it good? It stars an annoying little monster.

>>160255142
This one's OK. They miss the point of Astroboy, change the origin and setting, and make it more generic but its watchable and cute at least.

>>160257782
Um anon...

>>160257881
She just needs the PRESS

>>160255142
they should adapt dragonball z into an american

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>>160258104
I thought we agreed not to talk about that

>>160258265
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alright ill top everything in this thread
>american Ghost in the Shell
>starring a slightly out of shape scarjo
>turns it into a generic revenge plot
>changes setting into just a Blade Runner ripoff
>awkwardly cram in every notable aspect and reference to the anime franchise as possible all in the one movie
haha boy that sure would be awful, huh guys?

>>160257881
Shut up, Touya
You're a faggot

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>>160258511
Why must you make us suffer the memory?

>>160256883
Gundam already has a shitty live action movie.
The parts about Char having an accent and the love interest are great would watch.

american cinema does not allow good plots to be paired with action.

People buy tickets to turn their brains off and watch explosions, not think

>>160258042
I know they said they're making it, they've been saying that for the better part of a decade. I'll believe it when I see it.

>>160258672
But is it a shitty American movie?

>>160258094
Press?

>>160257469
hey, their speedracer film was pretty good

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>>160255711
>Tomoyo isn't even in it

>>160255142
A live action Madoka Magica would just look straight up awful.

>>160255142
Death Note where L is inexplicably a nigger

>>160260490
Well, the original show was shit too so it's not like you can make it any worse

The Guyver. It will be pretty gritty and actually be quite cool.

>>160255142
>Isekai Shokudo
>It's a McDonalds employee that smuggles food from his workplace to a few folks from another world, the portal being in his closet
>He gets arrested one day while being caught stealing supplies
>The folks on the other side feel like they were abandoned, and get outraged at it
>Surprise, magic beats bullet somehow
>The main love interest, probably some generic elf, frees him from the cell he was in
>Something something, McDonalds is now set up in the other world as a full-fledged restaurant

God I feel so fucking unmerciful after writing this bullshit.

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Neon Genesis Evangelion
>Shinji is a young man excited to finally be working with his father in a top secret facility dedicated to protecting humanity from an alien invasion
>he is shown to be a highly gifted pilot who immediately surpasses his two predecessors in his first battle
>Asuka, who always bragged about her ability, acts hostile with him because of this, but secretly harbors great admiration for his skill
>Rei, who was injured prior to Shinji's arrival, used to be a great pilot, but now she has retired and only gives Shinji some advice on the hardships of his new life before leaving for the rest of the film
>Shinji and his father butt heads repeatedly, but ultimately grow closer through their experiences
>after a montage of defeating angels, Shinji finally saves the day by defeating the final one, an oddly human shaped man who pilots a robot similar to Shinji's own, thus defeating the menace and allowing everyone to return to their daily lives

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>K-On live action movie
>Takes place in San Diego
>All the characters are dressed as you would expect from a 2010s Sony Pictures live action film
>Yasmin (formerly Yui) joins the light music club to impress a rich white kid named Jake
>Yasmin gets bullied by Rachael (Ritsu) and threatens to cut her from the band and hack her snapchat in order to send nudes to Jake
>Morgan (Mio) fights Rachael and tells Yasmin that she has one month to master the guitar in order to stay in the band
>Forced romance between Madison (formerly Mugi) and [insert african american actor from the Disney Channel here]
>[insert high school house party scene with generic pop music and drinking here]
>Yui not only masters the guitar in such a short time, but she also manages to play guitar while using a fidget spinner as a pick

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I'll give you 8!

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>>160261046
cont.
>Yasmina (Ui) gets injured in a car accident with three other guys, all of who were drunk
>[insert forced romance between Yasmin and Jake right outside the hospital]
>the county fair starts and Yasmin and her band "Spice tea" have to come up with a song
>they decide fuck using original music and instead they just do a cover of [insert generic pop song from 2015]
>At the end of the concert, Yasmin and Jake make out and drive off to celebrate their summer break when the credits roll out
Oh, and if you're wondering when Azusa and Sawa-chan show up, they don't. They will debut in the sequel film: "K-On!: The Teaquel" that Sony will rush out to release a year later.

>>160260976
How is this any different from 3.33?

>>160255142
Berserk, they make Guts black and make Griffith 10x gayer, while being directed by George fucking Lopez. They also make the Donovan rape scene 20 minutes longer and Casca is played by fucking Bèyonce. It would be a master piece.

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>>160261375
Forgot picture

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>>160255142
I actually enjoyed that movie

>>160256456
And who would be Rob Shneider?

>>160261375
If you're gonna keep the Donovan rape then Guts would have to be white

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Patlabor, but now the incidental destruction caused by SV2 is used as a metaphor for American police officers using excessive force.
Also, Noa is now a gruff lesbian named Noah.

>Fairy tail
>Is a perfect adaptation
>Is still garbage

>Flashy cuts of a golden set of jewelery encrusted with jewels
>"The Angel's Blessings, found a few years back in a old ruin in Germany, among the largest and most valuable jewelry in the world. Worth tens of millions"
>It cuts to Steve Carell in a red suit driving a car.
>"My name's Lupin. And I'm a thief. Those blessings will be a blessing for my wallet
>He turns to the side, showing Johnny Depp with a fake beard tinkering with a gun
>"Ready Jigen?"
>"Whatever"
>He speeds out the car and they crash through a window ruining a fancy party
>Scene cuts to Drew Barrymore in a dress.
>"Lupin, it's been a long time. Are you after the Blessings? I guess that makes us rivals"
>Lupin pulls her in for a kiss but she pushes him away.
>"I told you, I can't marry someone like you. My life needs to be free."
>Another cut, this time of a cut getting sliced in half. Geroge Takei in a kimono walks in.
>"I am Goemon, my skill with the blade is only matched by my love for men"
>More cuts to things like explosions, gun fights, the gang running, and a car chase.
>John Travolta is shown shouting.
>"If I can't catch Lupin, I'll just kill him!
>Lupin the Thief, coming May 2020.

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>>160261046
>>160261330
Who's the director
>image is for pieace of shit that thinks this is a good idea.

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>Kaiji is a college dropout who spends his time trying to hit jackpots in the casino
>"You've got balls; I like you, kid"
>Endou recruits him to join the Espoir in order to, as he puts it, "scam the scammers"
>"But you can't go in dressed like that"
>Montage of Kaiji getting suited up
>Kaiji is the funny guy, Endou is the serious guy
>Endou will be monitoring Kaiji's progress in the Espoir, making HILARIOUS back and forths between them
>Kaiji eventually goes into the Espoir
>Kaiji punches the guy who scam him his two stars and recovers them
>Wins thanks to Endou's advices and his own badassery
>He's ready for leaving but notices a love interest losing a star
>He helps her and loses any extra money he could have won but he doesn't care, because now he knows what is truly important
>the jackpot in life is love
>he tells this to Endou and he's furious until he realizes the woman is his daughter
>The three of them watch each other as the music starts to play and the credits roll
>The credits show a montage of the three of them being a happy family
Produced by the same company that makes the Fast and Furious movies.

This thread is cursed
FUCKING CURSED

>>160262438
Kaiji is Will Smith Endou is Tl Jones.
Endou's daugther is Eva Mendez

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>>160260490
I imagine it would suffer something similar to what happened with the Jem movie

>>160256023
>>160255842
Kurisu is a guy (Chris)

The movie goes to become the first anime inspired movie to win and oscar for best actor for Jims Parson for the bravery of playing a gay character while being gay!

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>>160261330
>Ui

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>>160261954
Oh fuck, this is horrible anon. I hate it.

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Can I make a good one?
>RoV adaption
>directed by James Ivory

Wow, it's a masterpiece. Best picture, even.

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>>160261330
>The Teaquel

An initial d movie that focuses on street racing and cars because fast and furious stopped doing it

>>160255142
Berserk. But instead of being a swordsman, he's a detective. Instead of killing people and demons, he solves crime. Instead of taking place in a medieval Midland, it's in modern day San Francisco. Instead of being branded, he has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. And instead of being called Berserk, it's called Monk.

>>160256403
>interracial romances in hollywood that aren't lead by a white man
right...

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>>160262438
>kaiji
>not a rags to richest story about a ghetto black public highschool student who gambles with local gangs to earn money with his superior intellect

>>160263011
I only watched bits and pieces of the first 3 movies, and looking at the trailers for the newest film I can't do anything but wonder what the fuck happened that caused the films to shift in tone so drastically. It's gotten to the point where the fact that the guy who played the lead character died in a street racing accident can't adequately explain it anymore.

>>160255211
DR. KENZO TENMA

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>LWA
>Akko will not attend class as a normal witch because she has the magic blood within her veins
>she will watch herself in the Polaris fountain destroying AN ANCIENT EVIL
>Sucy will be a guy
>no Lotte
>Diana will be the vessel for THE ANCIENT EVIL and will try to destroy the magic world, which is secret to normal humans a la Harry Potter
The cast will be full of adult actors pretending to be teenagers.

>>160257469
>it's directed by the Wachowski brothers
>Lain
>Directed by Wachowskis
>Not David Lynch

Ya fucked up, bro

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>>160260490

I wholeheartedly agree.

>>160255211
I hope there weren't any bees involved.

>>160259688
Even worse Canadian

>>160255711
>Rob Schneider voices CGI Kero.
They would too.

>>160261954
I'd totally watch an American Patlabor if it was styled like an 80s buddycop film with all the cliches

>hand in your gun Ohta
>your other gun too

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Oreimo
>Manami is the sister
>Kirino is the childhood friend
>Kyousuke is in college
>Kirino is a senior in high school
>she's also half black

>>160263080
I'd watch it.

>>160266887
>they are also adults and the incest story is a ripoff of GoT

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>>160255142
On a side note - could an American adaption actually save Berserk? Think about it:
>Guts as generic short haired badass MC with American brand American violence
>Casca is token female minority who hates men
>Griffith is genderfluid
Given that they can't even actually attempt their own BS, Griffith will be played by a man, Casca will have only one scene where she's not a damsel, and Guts will be...well Guts.

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Lol let's see them try to adapt Evangelion for a general American audience

>>160266766
You could totally make a good movie out of it. Patlabor's heart and soul is in the characters. Get them right and the rest will follow.

>>160266927
>save berserk
>american adaptations saving anything
Good joke friend. They're either garbage or so-so

>>160267450
>Sailor Moon
>Meet Selena Wright (Miley Cyrus), a 17 yo girl from Boise, Idaho with an average life
>One day, a CGI talking cat (Sigourney Weaver) invests her with Magical Powers because some lunar monsters are harassing Earthlings to harvest energy
>She's joined by Amy Downs (Candice Patton), a smart african-american girl aspiring to move on to a real city; Rachel Smith (India Eisley), an overly-religious girl with a bad attitude; Rita McDowell (Naomi Scott), a transgirl with serious problems coming to terms with her sexuality; and Brittney Almark (Paris Jackson), a promiscuos girl.
>They are overly adviced by a masked anonymous male hero (Jason David Frank)

>>160261046
>>Forced romance between Madison (formerly Mugi) and [insert african american actor from the Disney Channel here]

Are we making doujins more canon than they should be?

>>160267306
>Patlabor's heart and soul is in the characters. Get them right and the rest will follow.
>Americans
>even getting the characters right when adapting anime

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Live action Jojo starring Tom Hardy and Chuck Norris and any other sweaty dudes to get the fujo and fag dollars.

>>160255711
>no Tomoyo
Implying they wouldn't turn her into a full-on dyke sjw with tumblr glasses and neon hair.

>>160266140
No, Lynch might actually try making a faithful adaptation. Even if on accident.

The Transkowskis, not so much

>>160268359
Naw that would just be a side character in Sakura's social circle named Tammy, who is just a Tumblr dyke that does absolutely nothing and the closest to being "Tomoyo" she gets is filming the incident that leads to Sakura's 20 minute pity party.

Sakura doesn't even get a cute custom costume in the film

>>160269169
They did 100% faithful adaptation of Speed Racer. Even shit-flinging ape was included. And the utterly annoying kid who does nothing for the plot.

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>Kill la Kill
>Aesthetic is GRITTY AND REALISTIC, gray and brown
>Kamuis are ~Military Technology~ body armors. They show no extra skin
>REVOCS are some evil politicians
>Nudist Beach is NASA
>Satsuki's gang is an off-branch of the military working secretly against the evil politicians
>school changed to a military base that Ryuuko infiltrates
>Mankanshoku family is replaced with a group of goofy side kick soldiers
>Satsuki is a gritty black male military officer and the sibling storyline is thrown out because it relies too much on "fate", can't have that
>Senketsu is a body armor with a prototype AI that can talk and control the movements of the suite
>EVIL POLITICIANS want to use Senketsus AI technology to control the planet through ~mind control chips~
>no aliens

Fate: Historically accurate version starring a trans Sakura, Girl Power Rin and Gay Shirou. UBW was a euphemism all this time. To stay true to the "original" there's a a half an hour scene of Shirou supplying Arthur with mana

>Usagi Drop
>Adopts best friends daughter instead because the original way is too weird for Hollywood
>they don't bang

>>160269774
I was with you until your last point.

>Initial D
>the police are involved
>no eurobeat

>>160255142
>fate stay night
>everyone is around the age of 18
>love story between saber and shirou
>rin becomes a boy and is shirou's rival
>archer constantly hitting on saber
>the church is evil
>for the final fight, kotomine transforms into berseker because he drank from the grail

>>160256883
>Holyjews
>Allowing terrorists called Zeon

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>>160255711

>>160262438
Ow my brain hurts.

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>>160269963

If you wanted a "What if 4Kids got X" thread, we could've had one.

Anyway, what 4Kids and Hollywood got Shimoneta?

>>160269774
Or you could just make a Woody Allen biopic and license the name

>they don't bang
They didn't bang either in the anime.

>>160255142
>Bakemonogatari
>Drake Bell as Araragi
>Owen Wilson as Oshino
>Megan Fox as Crab
>Scarlet Johanson as adult Shinobu but i'm sure CGI can make her small shinobu too
>Jennifer Lawrence as Kanbaru
>that girl from new spiderman as Hanekawa
>other characters are cut
>instead of japanese ghost everything is caused by alien parasites that also give superpowers
>directed by some fuck who makes capeshit movies

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>>160271446

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I can't even begin to explain how they COULDN'T fuck up this.

>>160255711
>>Tomoyo isn't even in it
How could they not include the lesbo?

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Starring Michael Cerra As White T Poison

>>160269963
I am glad takeuchi got to be involved in the project.

>>160258511
Haha not happening, wait whaaaat...

>>160255711
This is both horrifying and hilarious at the same time.

>>160271446
>Implying won't turn it into an horror film.

>>160273108
That would be terrible, it would probably just be toothless PG13 horror too

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>>160261308
It's funny when you put it like that. Kenshiro actor was one of the bad guys in the Jackie Chan's City Hunter (the one who became Ken)

Hunter x Hunter, a movie about the Chimera Ant arc made into an action movie, similar to the last Fast & Furious. They concoct a plan, Ocean 11 style, to kill the Chimera Ant King, who is turned into a Kim Jong II (or maybe Trump) stand in. Chess waifu is replaced by Megan Fox, is stated to be an expert in gungi but it's never shown. Last shot of the movie is every character happily running away from the big ass Rose Bomb explosion.

>>160271446
>>Owen Wilson as Oshino
This would be legitimately great

>>160261308
A movie about Steel Ball Run, but Valentine is the main character. Who am I kidding, it would be great. The movie ends up with his face being added to Mount Rushmore

>>160255696
What if
>Symphogay by Micheal Bay

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I would adapt some of the worst fanfiction around .
:^)

>No Game No Life
>Replace Shiro and Sora with Amy Schumer
>Replace Tet with some rando male hunk
>Replace taking on god in a game to an orgy with god
Replace Steph with either James Franco or Seth Rogen
>Replace the Rock Paper scissors scene, the only real logic based winning that was done in the anime, to a beer drinking contest
>Replace Jibs with Rebel Wilson
>Also change Jibs attitude with more snark and sassy then curiosity and intriguement
>Replace the Japanese word game with a food eating contest
>Instead of the bath scene, they all drink Coca Cola mixed with vodka
>Replace all the animal eared race with black people
>Instead of them owning most of the land of Imanity they are actually oppressed by Imanity
>Amy Schumer tries to tell them that she will help them if they give their land to her
>They deny
>now she has to play a young 18 year old black girl on CoD
>The replaced Izuna will now use Whity at the end of her sentences instead of desu/please
>the ending of the movie will have Amy Schumer fucking every black male in the Negro Kingdom to compensate all the oppression Imanity was doing

>>160262736
Well, it surely couldn't be any worse than the actual live action RoV released in the 90's.

>>160261618
Puri Puri Prisoner.

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>Pacific Rim: Evangelion

>keeps with the current canon of whatever they're doing with those movies, but there are angels and instead of kaiju, and they've got new prototype mechs called E.V.As.
>main character is a gloomy teen called Shaun G, accompanied by a wisecracking black wingman named Ray.
>We see a PenPen cameo, the only thing that even resembles anything from the source material.

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>>160255142

A woman and her brother holding hands because i dont know.

>>160277457
And even then, he's the wrong species of penguin.

And entirely rendered in bad CGI

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>>160261046
>>Forced romance between Madison (formerly Mugi) and [insert african american actor from the Disney Channel here]

God damn it.
I fucking hate this meme so much.

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Corinna was just your average 18 year old high schooler. Until one day, a rough and tumble punk rock girl named Patricia moved to town and dragged her into a bizarre allegorical realm called Illusion Land, where society's repressed desires take the form of hamfisted symbolism. Together with their wise-cracking robot sidekick Mr. Buttons, Corinna and Patricia learn to defeat the monsters of social oppression, and Patricia teaches Corinna that it's okay to fall in love even when society doesn't like it! But what will happen when Ivan, the hunk from the art club, asks Corinna to go with him to prom? Will Patricia be able to tear down the walls of Corinna's deeply embedded social conditioning? Could the answer be kept deep inside illusion world?

>>160261046
>>160261330
>No lesbian relationship with Morgan/Rachael for diversity points
Missed opportunities

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>>160255142
>Bleach
A Bleach live action starring Zac Effron as Ichigo and some random asian girl no one has ever heard of as Rukia. Adam Sandler plays Ichigo's father and owner of the Kurosaki Clinic where strange hauntings have occurred. Ichigo can see these spirits and uses his powers to help guide them to a peaceful afterlife. One day he meets Generic Asian Rukia and they bond after only having one casual interaction where she then gives him the soul reaper powers without any real explanation and when two Shinigami from the soul society come to reclaim Generic Asian Rukia, Byakuya Kuchiki played by Elijah Woods and Renji Abarai played by Ryan Reynolds, things get really out of hand for Zac Effron as he has to travel the spirit realm with Yoruichi(Halle Berry) and his friends played by actors you've never heard of to save Generic Asian Rukia. Orihime is black now too.

>>160256883
This isn't even as bad as G-Saviour.

>>160278713
That makes me want to drink bleach

>>160278713
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ITS PERFECT

I FUCKING HATE IT

>>160278713
Congratulation, you made Ichihime more disgusting

Restarting life.
Seth Rogan, who plays Subaru (They didn't change it because it was a huge ad placement by making him comment/making jokes about his name being names of vehicles) was on his way home from the Mini-mart where he had bought a shit ton of weed and mushrooms from the guy in the ally-way. Well, on his way home he had to take a huge dump, so he ran into a porta-potty and as he slams the door and the camera looks on, you could here a huge fart and Seth sighing. Camera cuts to Seth in the Bathroom yawning and making a joint. After a few seconds of the camera cutting to different moments of him smoking, Seth pulls up his pants and leaves. As he opens the door, he sees a long dirt road with many stands selling different things. He quickly looks behind him, and instead of seeing the smelly portable toilet, he sees what appears to be a bar with what appears to furries (just like in the anime, they are CGI abominations) "Holy fuck dude!" Seth exclaims, looking at his bag full of weed and mushrooms. "This is the best drug fueled hallucination i've ever had!" he yells out. He decides to look around, witnessing what he assumes is a drug hallucination, only to end up in an ally. That's when shit hit the fan for him.

>>160269542

Was it really accurate to the anime? Why did people get mad at how corny it was?

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Madison, an 18 year old high school senior, is one day approached by QB, a fellow high school student who is the captain of the football team, with a strange offer. He'll make her one true wish, to go on a date with him, come true. But in exchange, he has to do a favor for him afterwords...

Strangely, the black-wearing emo girl who never usually says anything tells Madison this guy is bad news and she should stay away from him. Jealous much?

Helped by her best friends Sasha, Karen, and their older friend who they call Mommy, Madison must help QB with his quest to rid the town of evil beings known as ghosts.

>>160279566
You know, the better question is, why the fuck did they make a Speed Racer faithful adaption when they could have tried literally anything else that wasn't already corny.

>>160279594

Was actually pretty solid for it's time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAab9yirwMA


>>160279692

Who knows. maybe it was just a fun idea they did.`

>>160277457
tbf pacific rim was heavily inspired by evangelion
>b-but I had no idea about evangelion until after we made the movies
we all know what you did stop lying about it

its still one of my favorite movies of all time tho

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nausica%C3%A4_of_the_Valley_of_the_Wind_(film)#Warriors_of_the_Wind

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>>160255711
Way to trigger me, senpai

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>>160255142
best girl thread?

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>>160277457
>Shaun G
Ok, I'd watch it

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Highschool jock and aspiring rapper Rasheed (played by Nick Cannon) has his life turned upside down when his crush turns out to be a shitty cgi monster and gets slain right in the middle of the cafeteria by Chanel (played by Bella Thorne), a mysterious Scottish secret agent tasked with killing these mysterious creatures wherever they appear.
The two then go on an hour and 15 minute comedic excapade where Chanel tries to get Rasheed to leave her alone, and he follows her around making hilarious comments like 'dayum gurl' while constantly getting in the way.
The climax is when Chanel finds Prissy (played by Miley Cyrus), the monster who killed her totes BFF, and kills her in an epic battle where she learns out the window of Rasheed's car with him driving.
The film ends with Rasheed and Chanel getting married.
Also it has a hip rap and hip hop soundtrack.

>>160256403
>No longer from Hong Kong
>Still a chink

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>>160281324
>The climax is when Chanel finds Prissy (played by Miley Cyrus)

>>160281324
Wasn't Claymore already a western franchise or was that Witchblade?

>>160281454
Witchblade, but we can also do a western adaptation of nippon witchblade while we're at it. It's like google translating two times

>>160276478
That guy actually named his son Kenshiro
The kid became a professional soccer player and plays for the Philippines national team

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>>160255142
but american lolis!

>>160280115
Ewwww

fuck all of this

>>160284546
Why?

A Naruto Movie starring Drake as Naruto and Josh as Sasuke.

>>160277163
What.
The fuck

>>160285996
>Drake & Josh
Their friendship spoiled
Also drake is disney bitch slave now. His situation is so bad it's amazing.

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>>160260976

>>160282107
better than your typical animu crap

>>160286356
How disgusting.

>>160286132
Drake was the loser in that show anyway. Josh was the actual good guy

>>160280086
Del Toro is an unapologetic mecha fanboy though, he wouldn't try to hide it.

>>160255630
Shouldn't have made it in DUDE PIXAR animation style. Fuck, I would kill for just one more solid 2D animated Disney film.

>>160279566
damned near 1.1. I wish they were the ones making Ghost In The Shell, bet it would have actually been a Ghost in The Shell movie as opposed to Robocop with tits.

They would have probably gotten Bae Doona to play The Major though

>American version of Princess Tutu
>no longer a ballet school
>setting now that of a high-school hip hop dance group
>all references to the stories, classical music and ballet is changed to be influenced by the typical disney singers and social media
>the story of the prince and the knight is taken out, replaced with the typical teen drama
>ahiru no longer saves people with ballet, but with shitty hip-hop singing/dancing
>there will have to be the usual "diverse" group of LGBT, minorities, disabled, etc. students to please the SJWs

I'm sure there are other ways the Amerifats can destroy the series, but my heart cant take thinking about it.

Hokuto no ken

>>160262177
Let's flip the script here and discuss a few potentially good live action renditions.

Johnny Depp as Lupin, because he's good at suave yet silly roles.
Christian Bale as Jigen because he makes a good stoic badass.
Keanu Reeves as Goemon, because Reeves is good with martial artist roles.
I'm struggling to think of a good Fujiko, but I would avoid some obvious token asian woman like Lucy Liu. Fujiko has to be 10/10 by western standards, but with a beautiful China doll face and believable femme fatale demeanor. Any Asian actresses ring a bell?

I actually think this would be a good cast and do the series some honor.

>>160292034

Oh and Liam Neeson as Zenigata? I just love that guy.

>>160255711
>Dont forget giving Kero a realistic redesign ala Smurfs 1 & 2, Alvin and the chipmunks, Garfield
>Sakura Avalon, whose real name is Zachery, but she is a bit of a weeb.
>Played by a white girl, who claims to be out of nowhere 1/8 asian.
>damage control over the whitewashing cause only SJWs care about it

>we take cowboy bebop
>it's now set in Hollywood California.
>spike is still a jew, we make ed into a granny, fay is now a Chinese feminist, jet is idris Elba
>THE MOVIE is how evil Trump is and how immigration is a bad thing.
>THE spin is it was all the doing of vicious a now white man from new York paying smugglers to smuggle guns and drugs and illegals for slave labor.
>the ending is spike killing vicious only to get killed by Trump supporters rednecks.
>As they fade to black they play Linkin parks in the end. Fade in some communist quote it literally won't matter who or what anything will do.

>>160292389
Fuck me I mean making ed into a tranny not granny.

>>160257048
>Whammu, played by Dwayne Johnson
Honestly I could see it

>>160257048
>Cars not being a faming flamboyant metrosexual gay stereotype

You got one job

>>160255142
Gintama, TLR and LOTGH, I can't even imagine the dimensions of such descumunal turd.

>>160276904
But Symphogear is already bad enough, I doubt Michael Bay will make it worse, at least we will get some amazing CGI

>>160255142
it may not necessary be anime but you know that Avatar the last airbender movie?

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>>160255142
Alright, You asked for it.

>Yusuke is played by Jaden Smith playing basketball with friends
>get's hit by a BMW because saving a kid, but survives
>2 days later walking home from hospital around the evening and first demon encounter
>Ben Affleck kills the demon "hey kid wanna be a demon detective ?"
>training with Sandra Bullock as Genkai
>not using his finger as a gun but an actual moded gun
>Dark Tournament Saga, Toguro is played by The Rock and is wearing armour

Don't want to tell you guys the rest, they are probably shooting it as we speak.

>Endless Eight live action adaptation
>Chris Pratt as Kyon
>Felicity Jones as Nagato
>Actually shoot hundred thousands takes of the same scenes with minor variations
>Directed by Richard Linklater

>>160292639
Would that be worse than him being boring?

>>160271767
Simple, they try to tone down the chuuni.

>>160256883

>African american
>aspiring rapper

Redundant.

>>160278713
>Halle Berry
Too old. She's nearing 50.

>>160298028
Well yeah, that's part of what makes the casting horrible

>>160278358
Well done. I vomited without even sseing Flip Flappers yet

>>160294493
>But Symphogear is already bad
I will fight you m8.

>>160296806
Doraemon as a middle aged Jewish man who looks like he longs for death?

>>160289662
Hate

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>>160257048
>Battle Tendency Redone
Already done /a/non

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A direct adaptation of Fate would never fly, but a mix of SN and Prototype would

>Shirley Emilia is a young woman that lives in the town of Winterwoods. The sole survivor of a tragedy that transpired there 10 years ago, she was saved by a mysterious man named Christopher Emilia, who some time later told her the truth: he was a magician. Years later and against her adoptive father's will, Shirley gets involved in the dangerous Holy Grail War, a competition between magicians that involves summoning the spirits of legendary heroes and putting them into mortal fights in order to get the biggest prize for a magician: the Holy Grail, a magical device capable of granting any wish to whoever wins the war. With the help of a powerful blonde swordsman, Shirley will have to fight against other powerful mages, including her class' president Rick Thompson and her childhood friend Sandra Mathews.

All these movies are what would be made in like the 90s, these days they'd just make L black.

>>160299589
As is Takeuchi would allow that. you would probably get something like this >>160269963

>>160299499
What the fuck am I looking at

>>160299657
What I want to know is why they photoshopped glasses onto Will & Dog

>>160299657
Zoolander, an embarassingly dumb yet entertaining trainwreck.

Is this the best thread in the history of /a/

>>160299810
I think that's from Zoolander 2. I didn't see the second one but some of the characters dont' look familiar so I assume

>>160299810
>>160299852
Zoolander has a plot about a street punk being trained in an ancient martial art so that he can fight flamboyant musclemen through dumb luck and quick wits?

>>160299963
Nah Zoolander is about fashion models competing against each other and then being manipulated into being secret agents. I wish it were more like JoJo

What does /a/ think of the Riki Oh adaptation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOtHM7E3ZvI

>>160300319
Awful

This was a good Thread.

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>>160277163
why

>>160294493
>CG
>Good
>Michael Bay CG
>Good
Kill yourself.

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>Shawn Toner is going to live with his distant relative Alison and her friends Jade and Amber while he goes to college.
>Mysterious deaths start happening in the city
>One day on his way home from class with his friend Sherry, they're attacked by a vampire and Sherry is killed.
>Alisa tells Shawn that he's descended from a family of Japanese vampire hunters and gives him a knife that gives him special powers
>Turns out that Sean Toner, Alisa's supposedly dead brother, is the guy behind all the vampirism shit.

>>160301462
Allison, Alisa, whatever. The director won't care either.

>>160295121
At some point he has to get attacked by the police while hunting a demon

>>160295121
>Yusuke is played by Jaden Smith
Only six words and its already confirmed shit. Congrats.

A Mr.Satan movie with Hulk Hogan playing Mr.Satan.

>>160301462
But will there be maid rape?

>>160263578
Money happened
The public want action movies with bitches and famous actors not street races