Are you fucking serious?
>he's jealous he's not a hotspring
>>160251239
I'd fucking love it as long as it's beautiful girls or I turned everyone into beautiful girls.
Hell, a plus would be if I could control the water and feel them and even pleasure them.
It's the new rule34. There's a reincarnation novel about everything
Thanks for the laugh OP
>>160251239
>tfw ywn be reincarnated as a vending machine
>>160251239
You'd prefer more generic fantasy gary stu isekai? At least it's something new and retarded
>>160257832
It's not "at least". This piece of garbage shouldn't even have come into existence. Stop trying to excuse shit just because there are other kind of shit out there. It's that retarded reasoning that allows this trash to come out in the first place.
>>160255810
>mfw im finally a pair of nikes for a gyaru
>>160251239
Oh, I saw this thread a few days ago, but haven't read it, yet.
>>160255810
>Finally be able to have the dirty blood soaked panties of japanese teenage girls inside of me
>>160251239
What's the matter OP, you don't want to be reincarnated as a hot spring? What are you, some kinda fag?
>>160257885
Why are you so upset? Why does a piece of fiction that you haven't even read get that kind of emotional response out of you? Are you some kind of faggot?
>>160251239
At least it's something original.